>SEARCH WARRANT SEARCH WARRANT GIVE ME YOUR COMPUTER'S PASSWORD NOWwell?
>>106497827>AAaaaack password2
>>106497827aight hang on lemme run this quick script to wipe out my stuff first
Too bad, I forgot :)
>noit's a right
> yeah sure thing officerJust run a remote terminal, shut down the offsite while you hear the smashing.They can look all they want, the data is in anothet state.
>>106497827you will never catch me alive
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>>106497827You can have a fake password that when entered boots a different OS
>>106498108yes, i'm sure the FBI technicians will never find your hidden gentoo partition.well done, anonymous
You can have a fake password that when entered, triggers a power surge that melts the CPU and explodes the pipe bomb hidden near the disks.
>>106497827Happened to a friend of me, he didn't hand it over. His HDD (or rather, copies thereof) have been to Israel, the US, multiple specialized companies and they could not crack it. I heart they overall spent 40 million euro trying to gain access to no avail. Eventually, all charges were dropped because it turned out he was innocent either way.
>>106498028this. please let me know when you crack it, officer. :)
>swallow SD cardnow it's either they drop it or they'll need to touch my poo haha :)
>>106497827>RAID0 striped across 45 hard drives>The percussion of forced entry alone has rendered everything illegible
it's admin1234! just please, no more! don't break any more of my animu figures and funkopops!
>>106498108kek fucking retard
>>106497827i have not yet requested it
>>106499586Here in France, your friend would have been sent to prison for 5 years straight for refusing to reveal your password. Our laws suck.
>>106499813It's a good law, police cannot search you without court order, court already has a reason to doubt your innocence. If you can't prove it, it means you're guilty, simple as.
>>106499820>actually retarded
>>106499820>t. agent de la DGSI.
>>106499826Police has to convince the court that you are doing something shady before they can barge in. You are the retard here and I hope the jailtime for such behavior will only keep increasing.
>>106499586It would be based if he did that on purpose to waste government resources
>>106499850>Police has to convince the court that you are doing something shadyAs if that were hard.
>>106497827>well?well what mister officer, I did nothing wrong
>>106500016It's hard enough that in 46 years of my life, it hasn't happened once to me.
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>>106497827>Passwords? What's that? I don't use any passwords. Learn 21th century.
>>106499081What is plausible deniability?
>>106500783Something that doesn't apply to hidden gentoo partitions.
>>106500783yeah just say you tried to install gentoo once, accidentally added child porn to your USE flags and forgot about it
>>106499632The authorities have people that cut up bloated half rotten water corpses to find out what caused their death and you think they won't find someone who touches poop?
>>106500790How do they separate an encrypted partition from noise?>Oh that ssd? Yeah it's empty I wanted to install loonix there but never got to it, time you know etc
>>106497827well sir, my computer is rigged that if you push any button but one specific one, the content will be encrypted/wiped. since your officer started ramming the 'esc' key, i can't help you.
>>106499813great land glimpse cp and police gendenarmee gign and firebrigade storm your room
>>106500829All you niggas ITT think that they would raid you only for pizza pdf. Cute.
>>106500819The same way windows does to avoid overwriting it by accident.You really aren't as bright as you think you are.
>>106499639>Drives are all on super long sata cables and they form a ring around the house>Any form of entry will damage at least one drive Hell yeah
>>106500800it's really stinky
>>106500834>All you niggas ITT think that they would raid you only for pizza pdf. Cute.This. My uncle uploaded 2 clear pictures of a Bigfoot to Facebook that he captured on a trail cam. He got raided and they confiscated everything digital in his home. They take that shit seriously even though everyone mocks Bigfoot people. He wasn’t even a Bigfoot obsessed person. He just uploaded something he found.
>>106500841Why would Windows overwrite an empty, not partitioned SSD?
>>106500870the bigfoot was buttnaked and underage
>>106500873Why would there be an empty, not partitioned SSD?
>>106500834well they might be ultimately bored and curious
>>106500881>Oh that ssd? Yeah it's empty I wanted to install loonix there but never got to it, time you know etc
>>106500888Or you insulted a politician.
>>106500890So why is there random data? Password, now.
>>106500901Because empty partitions contain random noise? Did you even try to learn a computer?
>>106500914No they do not. Disk either is completely zeroed out or it was previously used before.
>>106500930I find that hard to believe.
>>106500930Bullshit. That only applies if it has been zeroed.
>>106500936completely zeroing a SSD clears all plausible deniability, anyone with half a working brain can check how old the SSD is and if it was zeroed out before
>>106500948So, a zeroed disk removes plausible deniability but only new disks are zeroed?
>>106500948Yeah that's why you don't zero it if you want to hide something. Besides no zeroing is absolute, you could find leftovers. That's much more difficult if it's been overwritten by random data.
>>106497827if someone uses my front door my computers auto delete.
>>106500954Completely new disks were never zeroed.>>106500955If I wanted to hide something, police wouldn't be banging on my door, cretin.
>this is brandon>brandon is dressed in military-like gear>brandon is holding an AR>brandon guards my front yard>brandon is a mannequin filled with metal scrap and tannerite>brandon will not drop the gun>brandon will not comply>brandon will stand his ground
>>106497827I'm sorry but the princess is in another castle.
>>106500959So how can they arrive from the factory with all zeroes?
>>106500881I have one.
>>106500959>If I wanted to hide something, police wouldn't be banging on my door, cretin.This sentence doesn't make any sense in the context.
>>106500948it's easy to wipe smart data and firmware.
>>106500901>Buy harddisk second hand>It comes most certainly wiped with random>And if not, enjoy exploring it and then wipe it with random
>>106500974The context doesn't make sense in my life since I'm not a retarded pedophile who can't stop posting about children online.>>106500976It isn't.
Threads like these are the smallest dick measuring contests imaginable
>>106500990>>106500834
>>106500985Your parents must've bought second hand condoms.
>>106500995Show her dick
>>106500990Your implication is that literally anything you do with a disk is bad.Wiping it is bad, not wiping it is bad, buying secondhand is bad, buying firsthand is useless.
>>106500997Because you can not buy second hand harddisks or what?How do minusbrains like you even find this site puzzles me endlessly.
>>106500990>It isn't.for you
>>106500995what an ugly face
>you can't do plausible deniability guise>just be a good boy and hand over your passwords mkayThis thread glows
>>106501012disks are consumables, nobody throws them away randomly
>>106501025Your implication that I will ever be told to hand over my disks is what really glows.My disks aren't encrypted and I'm not worried about shit like this because I mind my own business, and you should mind yours, glowniggerkike.
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>>106501026Except they do though? Not everybody has infinite money, but ocassionally people do have excess disks, which can be translated into money.
>>106501035>you won't get raided if you just obey your governmentThat's what a glownigger would say.
>>106501036>shitgate>>106501037Get a job, loser. Disks don't fail often enough to warrant buying someone's used garbage that will start a fire the moment you plug it in.>>106501039I don't need to do anything to not get raided. I am also not interested in your mental illness fueled compulsion to post nonsense on facebook under your full legal name.
>>106501046>criticizing the government is mental illnessGlowieglowieglow
>>106501053If you truly believe what you post online, go outside and scream it at the top of your lungs directly in front of government buildings.
>>106501046Buisnesses often offload disks in bulk, which may or not be partially failed, because they have no further use for them, sometimes because they upgrade, sometimes because they fold financially, or they offsite their storage. I've never bought them, but you're completely out of touch.
>>106501046you're a bright young fellow, aren't you?
>>106501062Businesses shred disks.
>>106501057>doesn't make a pointIs that glowie training so bad nowadays?
>>106501046You are really on an exceptional level of retard.
>>106501070There's no points to make, men change the world instead of behaving like women. You should be executed in public, and back in medieval ages, you would be. Nobody likes annoying lunatics.
>>106501067Shredding is expensive, buisnesses like money, being lazy is cheap, and ocassionally slightly profitable for them, not everybody is the government. Yes in an ideal world, well maybe not so ecologically ideal but in an ideal world of information security, yes everybody would shred disks. Not so in the real world.
>>106501067>Businesses shred disks.Bullshit. Businesses only shred disks when they have to by law. There are rules for the type of data that you are allowed to wipe or that you are required to shred. There are industry norms about that.
>>106501083In ideal world of information security, it would be impossible to tamper with S.M.A.R.T. and you could trust the secondhand to not be total ewaste, and your le "encryption" that you love so much wouldn't be so insecure that the disk needs to be shredded.
>>106501082Why do you keep arranging random words together?
>>106501090I don't encrypt my disks though. I worry that I'll forget the key.
>>106501093It confuses glowniggers who come on this site to give me "privacy" advice such as using encryption to make my computer pointlessly slower and energy gill pointlessly higher when nobody will ever check my disks anyway because the only security needed is obscurity.
>>106501097>don't encrypt your disks guise because that makes them pointlessly slower and increases your energy bills to like astronomy also pls obey the government and just be a good citizen
>>106501108Just don't get raided by FBI, how hard is it for you? Dumb nigger.
>>106498028Only works in the first world, and even there only you aren't really important. In any dictatorship you'll be beaten senseless if you don't give up everything.
>>106501117>FBII am not a Mutt, Mutt.
>>106501123If you grew up in dictatorship, you'd know not to attract attention and then encryption wouldn't be relevant.And that even if you attracted attention, hiding the disk physically is 100% of security.
>>106501131FBI is global, in case you didn't know, I know that mutts have hard time with geography though...
>>106501147Your mother is global
>>106499820>court already has a reason to doubt your innocence. If you can't prove it, it means you're guilty, simple as.Yeah, like he said, shit laws.
>>106501164I accept your concession, groomer. Turn yourself in before we decide to jail you with Tyrone so you can experience how consensual it really feels when you're on the receiving end.
>>106501147Wouldn't that be the CIA then? Or the ATF depending on the crime.Cause the word Federal is I do believe not indicative of being global.
>>106501168Tell that to your global mom lol
>>106501175I don't know, I'm not a mutt and don't spend all day worrying about who will want a piece of my child porn on my disk next.
>>106501181Pls stop calling Americans mutts. :/
>>106500930many people wipe or DBAN their disks when they don't use them. DBAN can leave a disk with random data.
>>106501199I don't care what retards do, I just throw my failed disk into trash.
Just use your imagination.
>>106500834This absolutely happens though, retard. There is a branch of the FBI dedicated exclusively to combatting digital child porn. They frequently go out and do raids to procure drives.>https://youtu.be/vGcEDuGkQVU?si=Cv92bp4GkzcE2b_A>https://youtu.be/whACbBa5pd0?si=5sI24PVau8a6Rm68>https://youtu.be/sAkXFhpIdc0?si=PK_Bia6iIiuRPc4E
>>106501247>Mom lets her useless dad who probably didn't take care of her either "take care" of her 4 year old sonThe dad knew, wouldn't be surprised if the whore did too.
>Retards stopped responding here>/g/ catalog has child pornBut this is just a coincidence.
>>106501339that's not a child
>>106501347Tell that to the FBI.
>>106499820>guilty until proven innocent because (made something the fuck up) good lawfucking tyrants
