>inb4 shill, curry, etc
>>106512478shill, curry, etc
>>106512478No : Curry nigger poop faggot
and no I just want the base iPhone 17 since its has finally a 120 hz screenmy 13 I got for 100 bucks ruined my Japan trip because It could not even handle 2 apps at the same time without closing
>>106512478What is the third camera and the lidar sensor even for? Pic comparison of base and pro models look almost identical
>>106512501some gimmick feature probably.
>>106512478>air>more expensive than base>with less battery and one lenseWho is buying this shit? I would get it if it was like 17 se
>>106512478i want iPhone 17 Mini
>>106512478iphone 17 air should be interesting
>>106512478I haven't been excited for any phone launch at all for a while.Only techbros would care about that shit and even they have to pretend, that 15% more powerful SoC than last year actually matters.
>>106512478Where the fuck is the mini? Seriously, just every once in awhile drop a mini version.>AirFuck off
might be in the market for a base 17 but the lack of LTPO is annoying. They always have to gimp the base model somehow
>>106512478You know what they're going to do.>AI ADDED TO FONE>SUCH WOW>GIBS MORE MONEY>(specs barely better than last iPhone and you don't care to upgrade for 2 more generations when the planned obsolescence kicks in.)
No, I'm not excited about it. This is actually the first I heard about it.Why are you excited about it, OP?>>106512489Did they not have 120Hz before this?I have what I think of as a somewhat old Chinese phone, and it has 120Hz.
>>106512911>Did they not have 120Hz before this?not the base models, it was becoming a joke since even $150 chinkphones had them
>>106512478For me it's between 17, 17 Pro or the 17 Air. I'll buy one of each and see which one tickles my fancy.
the Air seems like a completely pointless product>hey, people liked the smaller cheaper models, let's make one that's not smaller OR cheaper, but... thinner
it looks like a newer pixel (which was already ugly enough) but even worse
>>106512872Same. I don't want a tablet. I don't want ten camera warts bulging out everywhere.
Just fuck off with these ridiculous camera bumps already. Make the whole phone thicker if you have to.
>>106512478Phones are a technology you're forced to use by the modern society.Touchscreens are a shit interface, and a rectangle made out of glue and glass with an shit limited OS is always bad.So no, i'm not "excited" for any of those devices.
>>106513118Admittedly niche, but some people want a large display without all the bulk and weight of a phablet.
for me its the watch that does itdon't really care about the phone per sewill still buy the 17 pro i suppose but hoping they finally announce applel watch ultra 3this is what im moderately excited for
>>10651247817 is going to be the best line, saar. You should totally redeem.
>>106512478Why are you pretending to be indian all of a sudden?You are a chink. That crap has always been shilled by chinks.
>>106512887>n the market for a base 17same>lack of ltpowhat do you need it for? always on is a waste of battery
>>106512478>assembled by shit-handed jeetsNo, I am not excited for it.
>>106512501The lidar allows Tim Cook to topologise any cock he points the phone at, ensuring his angus can receive it. This is the groundbreaking PowerBottom mode to be announced in 3 days. Tim will be demoing it in action on stage, buttnaked with a pack of riggers running a train on him.
Not sure if I should get the 17 Pro or Pro Max
>>106514006Does PowerBottom mode slow prescanning my butthole chasm with the lidar?
>>106514035Yes, it allows you lidar-prescan your angus cavity.
jay thread
>>106514006Tim cook is probably not that good as a gay, given he had to become a CEO instead of just living off a massive amount of secret cash.
I'll only ever get excited about an new iPhone if/when they sort out the shitty keyboard and piss poor voice-to-text.
>>106512478i was gonna get the pro but idk anymore to be desu
>>106512478This is the future
>>106513002That's kind of funny. I have heard that Apple hardware usually sells you weaker parts for more money.Kind of like Framework, a big part of the price is the identity ("I buy luxury", "I buy open source") and the customers aren't actually that interested in the device itself.At least the higher tier ones had it. That's something.
>>106512478Is the ai chip even any good? When can I erp?
>>106512501>third cameraThe three cameras are 13mm, 26mm, and 150mm. Gives you three separate focal lengths without relying on crop zoom, same as literally any other modern smartphone. >lidarSignificantly improves the accuracy of AR apps or any sort of scanning tool. I believe it also uses lidar to determine when to switch to macro lens. Super niche use cases.
>>106515118memes aside something like this would probably take some cool 3d photos or video.
>>106515142>I have heard that Apple hardware usually sells you weaker parts for more money.The Pro phone variant doesn't have enough to differentiate it from the base model so Apple intentionally gimps the base model to make the pro model seem more attractive. Shitty practice but wcyd.
>>106512484>currySars apple is very expensive sar. Please consider Android as it's a very good value (AMD is also a good value sars!)
>>106515213>noooo streetshitters buy ios because.... because they just do, ok! I'll say SAAAR and post the seething apple employee wojack and it'll make it true!!!
>>106514254Precisely my point. Tim has to pay cash to get that pack of riggers to run a train on him on stage. A corporate event is the only way and the perfect excuse. Plus it makes a great launch event capturing the minds of all apple users because all apple users are faggots.
>>106513316Why the fuck doesn’t the government give me one then?I’ll allow being tracked when I get a free iPhone 17 with my free government data plan.You got people literally paying for things, that nowadays, most of the improvements are likely for enhanced tracking, monitoring, surveilling, lidaring, listening, gps tracking.
>>106513273Go be a retard somewhere else
>>106517803Go suck dick somewhere else.
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