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Good morning sirs (telepathically)
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>>106525747
Numerous diagnostic tests from a single drop of blood is here
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bulgaria mentioned
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>>106525747
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So, you see a hot girl with firm round large tits
How do you stop this thing from communicating your desires to her without your consent?
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>>106525747
another one of those huh, here we fucking go again
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>>106525917
Don't worry the content filter will stop those thoughts
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>>106525917
Its tech for women, because they dont think about sex every second of their life. Only when it can be exploited.
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>>106525917
SPEAKING UNDER THE PRESUMPTION THIS ISN'T BULLSHIT:
It doesn't work by reading your thoughts. It works by reading nerve signals for mouth movements, then interpreting the mouth movements into what letters and words they would make. So you would only record what you directly mouth, or think about mouthing.

That being said,
>no, we won't tell you when it comes out
>no, we won't tell you how much funding we have
>no, we won't tell you how big the company is
I don't trust it even if the explanation kind of makes sense to me.
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Oh God, it's like the "sex" scene in Demolition Man
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>>106525747
You should kill yourself.
You know you're a worthless piece of shit?
Maybe you should set fire to your room.
See that person over there? You should bash them up.
Everyone's laughing at you behind your back.
Really, you should just kill yourself.

(telepathically)
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>>106525747
yeah fine good if it works but I'm very skeptical on whether it could possible work as well as it needs to
any kind of dictation functionality has to be pretty much perfect, it's why keyboards have been around for so long despite how primitive they are, and why people who enter data for a living don't use touchscreens or STT
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absolutely nothing on how it works, just pumping how good it could be IF it worked, and that's a neon sign for a rugpull
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>>106525747
The Borg future is almost here.
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>>106526076
every silicon valley startup is either a rag pull or some iot scam shit, it's impossible to find anythin legit over there
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>>106525917
How about you don't stop it and you just meet the nice girl with firm round large tits and get laid?
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No fucking way this shit is so fucking fake you guys suck
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>>106525747
We already have this technology that lets us talk silently to the most important person in our lives. It's a little something called prayer
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I don't want to text at the speed of thought. That would lead to misunderstandings especially when talking to women
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>>106526262
very very true. happens to me because i have a high WPM
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>jeet
That's a scam
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>>106525747
>requires a giant cable
>no real proof
>yet another startup begging for VC funding
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>>106525747
DO NOT REDEEM


>>106525764
dying of cringe
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>>106526121
You watch too much anime and porn. In real world, if you went to a woman and told her she has nice tits she would have just slapped the shit out of you. That is not how you flirt
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>>106526407
Nothing in that post implied it, enough said
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>near-telepathic
>almost-agi
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I don't believe this for a fucking second they got a brain-machine interface working to the point where it can translate words you're using perfectly, and best way they can showcase this product is a cheesy ass "Hey make a note to remind me of X". This is the fakest shit I've seen this entire year, congrats to the pajeets who'll steal at least 5 billion dollars in VC money.
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>>106525747
This is like downloading more RAM. Real wizards know.
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>>106527456
What?
This isn't even that impressive compared to neuralink
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>>106525985
But then their gaslighting will come to light. Women HATE this because they try to play it like they aren't shallow.
>Of course you're still beautiful at 300 pounds, Jenny!
>You totally look like a woman, Zoey!
>Elliot, looks don't matter, it's all personality!

This kind of shit would completely neuter the woman's ability to lie about everything and pretend they aren't shallow backstabbing harlots. It will never have an audience.
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As the second person to ever have actual telepathy... it gets addicting. Being able to communicate just with thoughts makes me the craziest shit that's ever been invented.
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>>106528103
I've been doing it for 9 years now and just speaking outloud feel extremely alien. I can't read other people's thoughts but they can read mine. I forgot what it's like to actually speak. When they turn it off it's going to drive me crazy. There are 2 other people in this world that can do what I can and I can only talk to one of them.
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>>106525985
>because they dont think about sex every second of their life
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>>106528134
>Anon goes outside with his cat in his arms
>bystanders thinking: "I bet he's going to pet that cat"
>Anon does in fact pet the cat
telepathy
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>>106525747
Scam, if it wasn't i would use it to brainwash women
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>>106525747
That guy is disgusting.
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>>106528240
Crazy, I just picked up my cat. You're not a telepath you're a prophet.

I have no idea who controls my media anymore. Supposedly all the ring leaders are in prison. It can't be the good guys. I thought I had them on the ropes but now things are back to snafù. The screaming in my head continues.
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>>106525747
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7rnbTgzOUc



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