Well? what's your programming story?
>>1065297851.4 million a month but cant beat the gyno genes
>>106529808brutal
>>106529785i was born a jewish nepobaby and my daddy bought me a computer when i was 7 as that is normal for regular people to do and then i got my rabbi to let me launder money for the yoshiva from my start up and my cousin in the media now writes articles about how im a self made goy that runs a start up generating 1.4 million dollars a month utilizing my cousin's government subsidized LLM.
>>106529785I learned to code at 13 to program a dating simEverything has gone downhill ever since
>>106529808He can just get surgery.
>>106529979thats why they all look so fucked up in the first placepretending like shit genes dont exist
>>106530004Living organisms weren't meant to be self aware of their own bad genetics
>>106529785>Went to school for it. >Enjoyed programming for myself.>By the time I graduated I hated programming>Decided to go into networking>Only getting back into programming now that I can vibe-code 90% of it.It's just so tedious otherwise.
These finance/techbros rent boats and fancy houses to take 2 pictures and then shill this shit online. "Million dollar ai startup sign up to my paid newsletter to know how" and then the newsletter is written by AI.
>>106529785also chain and that stupid haircut.
>>106529785I have been dreaming in code since I was a sperm
>>106530104Too bad you didn’t dream prose instead then you could elucidate upon the journey of these memories up until a decent end
>>106529785shalom brother, how much did your rich parents help you?
>>106529785>be me>program>fuck this shit>articulate into network engineering>make 4x the money of the code monkeys>20 years later>make 10x the money of the (now brown and stinky) code monkeys>still the same job i had 20y ago because i love building universes with a few scripts>except i work about 15hpw nowThus endeth the story.
>>106529785Qrd is he a nepobaby who achieved this on easy mode or is he a genius who I should be impressed by?
>>106530405>>106530138
>>106530417Does this prove anything? There are poor Jewish people
>>106530138>Bildschirmfotooy vey
>>106530423when was the last time you saw a poor jew get media coverage? This dude probably has connections to Unit 8200 all the ((AI)) people do.
>>106530405CNBC is adverts and propaganda. you should not believe any of it.
>>106529785started at 12, now 41, wagecucking as a dev for $8k a month
>>106530776Guten Tag, Kamerad.
>>106529785>Well? what's your programming story?finished design studies 12 years ago, worked as a designer for 5 years, didn't like it anymore, started studying CS and am a web shitter with a design background. Can get any job I want with my background now. I am eating good chat
>>106529785I started coding at 5, made my first AI startup at 16 and am already a multimillionaire and I just turned 18 yesterday. Got on that gravy train super earily.
>>106529808>gyno genesyou mean jewish genes?
>>106530405American tech industry runs on fake ads shown to fake users, none of this is real anon. Not even the "big ones"
>>1065304231% of global population60% of all billionairessay it with me now, THERE ARE POOR JEWISH PEOPLE OUT THERE
>>106529808thats clearly a pajeet
>>106531517Actually it's closer to 25%. Not 60%
>>106530087Atlanta used to have an exotic car rental agency about a block away from Club 112. Rentals were for 15 minutes and included return service. Guys wanting to impress women at the club would rent one of the cars, pull up to the door, and the valet would drive the car into the lot where an employee of the rental company would get in and take it back to the agency. They could rent out the same car a dozen times on a good night.
>>106531563Jews are about 0.2% of the world population, which makes the ratio even more sus.
>>106529785Nice link, faggot. https://www.cnbc.com/2025/09/06/cal-ai-how-a-teenage-ceo-built-a-fast-growing-calorie-tracking-app.htmlAfter reading the article, it sounds even more fake and gay.
>>106529785Yeah I aspire to be just like this broccoli haired AI entrepreneur.
I don't program. I'm not a programmer.
>>106531648>A mobile app may seem like a relatively low-upkeep business idea, but Cal AI's expenses nearly match its revenue.>The company spends almost $770,000 per month on advertising and marketing alone, for example. Other costs include payroll, software costs, and legal and accounting services. The co-founders do pay themselves some dividends from the app's proceeds, including one recent $100,000 payment to Yadegari.Lol.
judenware
>>106530405Anon please, if you hear about him on the news before you've even heard of his product, it's a lie, a scam, a kid being used as a front for his Jewish parents' business, or all of the above.
>>106532033>Anon please, if you hear about him on the news before you've even heard of his productI mean it's odd that neither I nor anyone I know have heard of it, but to play devil's advocate here, why should it matter if I've heard of it, isn't it newsworthy when a teenager owns a company that brings in millions a month?
Did that faggot get his parents to pay for this obviously fake article?
>>106529785When I was in primary school I was looking through my father's books and found one about visual basic. I did not know what programming was or what compiler or ide is, but I figured out that this code is similiar to code I have seen in MS Office macros. Eventually I figured out I can use access to make forms and program them and that's where I made my first programs like a calculator, pong, etc.Now I have comfy position where I earn several times the average pay while working 1-3h a day. And in the free time I work on hobby projects for fun.
>>106531571what happens if the girl agrees to go home with him and asks where his car is?
>>106529785>what's your programming story?My dad ignored it.
>>106531571>Guys wanting to impress women at the club would rent one of the cars, pull up to the door, and the valet would drive the car into the lot where an employee of the rental company would get in and take it back to the agency.Americans are so retarded it's unreal.
>>106531648Reading the article is pretty funny and I'm pretty confident it's bullshit or his parents are running it and using him as the face for marketing. They apparently spend 770000 a month just on marketing, while also needing to do payroll for his 30 employees (feels like a pretty obvious lie) and the reviews are full of people saying the app doesn't fucking work. The idea is it's a calorie tracker that you take a photo of your food and it sends it to ChatGPT and it tells you how many calories it has. Also where is this $1.4m coming in a month? They claim to have 8.3m downloads. You expect me to believe that more than 10% of users are paying at least $1 a month for this? Nothing in this story adds up, except that the kid is a faggot.
>>106532473>Nothing in this story adds up, except that the kid is a faggot.Accurate.
