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>>106532157>they hired another brown woman again
learn a trade
>FoodMan i miss those days.
Why was everyone wanting to quit their jobs last thread don't you know we're at the gates of a worse-than-2008 recession
>>106532183I think people realize it even if just in their gut. Why bother trying when we're all going to get fucked?
>>106532157SWE, fully remote, is it just me or half the "women" actually men. It's hard to tell for most since they don't have a profile pic. It was a complete jump scare on a recorded call with my camera open so maybe people noticed my shock when the person with the camera off had a deeper voice than me.
>>106532183Too many people are still dreaming of a better world instead of facing reality.
>>106532183If your job sucks, you'll want to quit. It's that simple.
>>106532252Why even bother caring about trannies or guys who wanna be cute anime girls?
>>106532177why
>>106532183I think people are starting to realize being a criminal isn't bad. not advocating it at all but just saying....>live fast die young more exciting than wagie>you're nobody's bitch until you go to jail and then you're going to be someones bitch but again much more exciting than waging>country has the most passive slap on the wrist ruling "just let them go into your house and rob you! :D">everyone's a fucking prick and it's time to get your payback. >the rich are just criminals anyways, why can't you get a slice of the pie? >ohhhh noooo you can't get a job or buy a house with a criminal record, like you're getting one now LOL
>>106532177No I will not wake up at 5am sawdust my body before i hit 45 work saturdays and be around other haflwitsI will keep on riding my office job and kill myself when I can't anymore
>>106532271Even if the aggregate looks bleak, you always have to look out for yourself. I wouldn't want to stay in a dog shit job that was actively harming my health, or if the pay was so bad I couldn't keep up with inflation.All to say, there's a lot of reasons why people are still going to change jobs even if the economy sucks.
How can the freshmen compete?
>>106532157Please include Indian namkeens.
>>106532379There's barely anything criminal worth doing these days. Drugs are mostly decriminalized, robbing someone is pointless because you'll get caught or shot and becoming a murderhobo is only fun for a day or so. Maybe rape and kidnapping?
>>106532385If that is programming salaries then its dropped as low as IT salaries. Which means its fucking OVER.
>>106532401i mean fuck you're going a little extreme, i was just thinking of stealing shit in the office or joyriding the golfers ferrari or something.
>>106532401All people have left is petty theft but even then you need to resale it to make it worth it. At that point i rather contact a manufacturer to do resales on amazon. Even then i can go be a professor at some community college for 3-5k a month(class schedule depending).
Murder isn't fun because it'll stay on your conscience and even if it's legal like being in the army when you're in a firefight you'll suffer PTSD. Kidnapping means you'll be on glownigger watchlist so you'll die in a shoot out. Raping means you'll just be candlewaxed in prison. Tax evasion means you'll be disbarred from any government jobs, and have to work as an amazon warehouse packer. Probably the most interesting role at the moment would be working in the arms or defense industry since you get to make cool weapons that will ultimately kill others but hey the pay is good.
>>106532452Conscience is a jewish invention.
And let's be honest, the job market fucking SUCKS too. >Job that's out of scope>Job that's 3 jobs into one>In office only jobs>Job that's halfway across the world>20 years of experience for this niche software job.>10 years of experience for this niche software job.>5 years of experience for this niche software job.>Job that's out of scope again>Job thats way below paygrade>IT butt slave LOL>Call center butt slavelike fuck man I don't want to apply to any of these jobs. these job descriptions are so vague about the actual work my ass they won't just fucking throw everything under the kitchen sink at you.
>>106532452Killing aint the problem its the stressful situations you have for years that compounds and is contrasted with modern life. Blood and guts is big whoop on a dead guy compared to the stress of having to stop a bleeding wound from your buddy.
>>106532489Yeah that's true, I think losing my buddy would ruin me especially if you built up a strong sense of camaraderie from all the fights. My cope these days with work is that I have a nice BJD daughter I like to spoil, alongside with the gym. I think I've become retarded full time lol.
You guys are total doomers - why?If these are your original thoughts you should be able to explain why you're so bent out of shape - otherwise you're just repeating other doomers from 4chan, of all places, and making your lives worse.As someone who got bent out of shape and quit their job before, it's a bad move - although unemployment was fantastic.Choose life.
>>106532640https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTFrCbQGyvM
>>106532379Even a popular drug dealer makes shit money compared to what you can make at even a jeet factory for software. Not to mention the risk to life when the next criminal decides to outsource your brain out of your skull.
>>106532385You can't. My manager mentioned the other day that we only hire junior engineers. When I pressed him on this he admitted that we hire mid level engineers and call them junior but we don't hire people straight out of college. Pretty fucked.
>>106532672Any oldfag uk anons here? Was the UK at it's peak in the 90's (disregarding the 1800s opium profits and colonialism)?In Canada it felt like the inflection point was in 2019
>>106532701LMAO
>>106532640waaa waaa waaa just go live in the woods waaawaa
>>106532640I used to be happy as a small child before I had to interact with other human beings. Everything that happened afterwards only caused immense pain and suffering.
>>106532958If you try to state specifics, maybe you'll discover there aren't any, and your perspectives are unfounded.>>106532858>>106525846
my boss told me i'd get a raise if they liked me after 3 months and they havent yet as far as im aware, should i ask?
Anyone got plans to moving abroad eventually? I have US citizenship but I kind of want to move to Bangalore or New Delhi when I hit retiring age.Money just stretches so far there and you can have a really good QoL with just $40k usd a year. Or I could bounce between the two 3 months in USA and 9 months in India?
Why does it feel like there's random pushback to "nooooooOOooooOOoo you HAVE TO GRIND AT WORK. QUIET QUITTING???? OMG NOOOOoooOOOOoo YOU HAVE TO GET THE PROMOTION. YOU HAVE TO BE A PRODUCTIVE MEMBER TO SOCIETY AND HELPING SHIT GET WORSE" like lmao? Isn't the goal here to do the bare minimum to get paid so you can live your life doing other shit and not being ping ponged between old rich dudes who don't know what the fuck they want? what the fuck is up with you people always going "NOOO YOU HAVE TO BE A COG!!!" am I crazy or something?
What's the hierarchy of work laptops?I'd sayA tier: MacBook ProB tier: ThinkPadF tier: Dell
>fully remote>coworker on sister team that works with us a lot has been put on like 5 different PIPs because she fucking sucks, easily one of the worst engineers>my manager CONSTANTLY talks her up like shes some unrecognized genius>manager also says hes married but that his "partner" works out of state>have sneaking fucking suspicion that dawned on me this morning>google the girl he hypes up constantly and search her extremely uncommon name followed by "X" city that my manager lives in>theres only like 3 people in the US with that name>one of them is the right age and is in the same small city as my managerohohohoho, coincidence? i think not
>>1065333274chan is always contrarian, if the sheep are waking up, 4chan will do/say the opposite and suddenly be pro slave-wagie and doing your duty to society. Its that simple. This place isn't a monolith, I know, but there are obvious trends.We've got normies with multi-million view posts on social media platforms spreading CEO itineraries and just full blown ridiculing Israel, now the MAGA election tourists are here claiming that supporting Israel is totally cool, internet censorship is a good thing akshually, etc.The tide comes and goes.
>>106533454S Tier: MacBook ProPOWER GAPC Tier and below: everything else
>>106533103>i asked my boss and whilst he cannot approve of salary increases he agreed and said he'll forward me the resources to make a request and he thinks i deserve a salary adjustment too for my solid efforts and teamworkLETS FUCKING GOOOOO
>>106533633>6 months later >"boss, so how's it looking with that salary increase?">"well..uhh.. you know how it is anon... things move slow here..."
>>106533327Jamie Dimon has a more nuanced perspective. I'm sure he'd say something like, "If you have a job you should work hard and be excellent at it, otherwise your company should terminate you and get someone better and more motivated to help the company succeed. You have the ability to choose what you do for work. Go elsewhere if you don't like what the company is doing".I think that's totally reasonable, but I also don't want to work hard at my job and only do short bursts of necessary work more a few reasons. The main one is no one needs my assigned tasks - they're largely irrelevant data analytics.Jamie Dimon on WFHhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6glAn-Gj9LM
>>106533735>work hardDoesn't pay off, you should work smart. Yes work smart not hard is not just a meme phrase
>>106533603Nah there's a huge difference between getting handed a ThinkPad and getting handed some 20 lb Dell.
>>106533756Jamie Dimon says that too. Great guy.How do you work smart as a techie?
>>106533735You also forget buildings/leases are on the balance sheet and large swathes of the workforce going remote would cause a new assessment potentially causing a write down.
>banking executive boomer says i don't drink water, i sleep 4 hours a day if you sleep less you get more donewow good job anon yes follow that guys advice.
>>106533763I literally don't care because MacBook Pros mog everything else so hard it's not even funny
>>106533790I'll NEVER follow your advice because he does the opposite of those two things. You're a seething liar.Jamie Dimon is cooler than you'll EVER be. Now go back to utwg.
>>106533690I hate old companies who have this type of bureaucratic rot. It'll take them a year to reward a hard working employee but if you have some minor mistake they'll be on your ass immediately. >>106533770Leverage Claude and Gemini to do as much of your work as possible and be a brown noser to your boss, making sure to up-sell your accomplishments
I LOVE JPMORGAN!!!!!!!!! GUYS DID I TELL YOU HOW MUCH I LOVE JP MORGAN
>>106533565That's just a self-fulfilling prophecy of shit created by newfags and other cancer who don't know what 4chan is actually meant to be about.
>>106533565REAL patriots support Israel unquestionably and prioritize Israel's interests over their own country
just had the most insane call with engineer on upstream team trying to understand wtf he builthis answers did not make any sensecheck the pr for the work, 50+ comments about various fixes from senior and manager, until they finally give up and say "lgtm"it's literally non-functioning and stupid, I had to go to my manager and ask wtf do I do
>>106532183We entered a recession under Joe Biden and the entire establishment redefined the word recession. Republicans will just do the same so don’t worry, no more recessions are coming
>>106533831kekIt's rare to hear a CEO call out bureaucracy in a high T, coherent, motivating rant.>>106533820>Leverage...Thanks dude. I guess I should brown nose more... My manager doesn't know what the SQL inject was until recently, so it's been tough to do.
I've worked for an indian consulting company (one in the news recently) for years and the only thing I know how to do effectively is avoid work and kick the can. I have no idea what sort of job I can do in the future, it seems likely the H-1B visa scam is going to be heavily neutered and everyone I've ever worked for hates us. No I'm not indian myself, I just used the scam to pay off student debt. What sort of career path can I veer into?
>>106533885>We entered a recession under Joe Biden And other copes magatards tell themselves
>>106533917>A "technical recession" in 2022 Some sources called a recession after the U.S. GDP fell for two consecutive quarters in 2022. While this is a popular definition, it is not the official one used by economists to declare a recession.
>>106533937>well some literally who retards said it's a recession so it must be oneLmfao
>>106533917We've actually been in a recession since 2008, the only difference is that a lot of unqualified holes and non-whites got jobs due to the NGO complex and Obamunnist government subsidies to corporations. Trump doesn't understand this so he implemented DOGE which succeeded in taking out some of the Obamunnist subsidy programs but he's completely oblivious to the fact that the economy is garbage without that band-aid and has to be fixed the hard way.
>>106534027https://www.wsj.com/economy/what-is-recession-d2a248e0?st=YeXCeF&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink
>>106533937>be me>day trade frequently>knew that two consecutive negative quarters means recession>it has always been that definition>noticeable Biden admin sweating over it>they change definition>no one that frequently trades bought that and still know that it was bullshit
>>106533327In these uncertain times, doing the bare minimum will get you fired and make you unhirable.
>>106534132Except that the NBER was the arbiter of whether or not there's an "official" recession back during the W. Bush years too, and it wasn't consecutive negative quarters.
>have to come up with my own work to do>can inflate a little bit but have to report each week>somehow despite all this it's still possible to miss stuff and get the royal "we"This stress is getting to me, wish I could just have someone tell me what to work on.I'm paid decent but as I'm pretty much my own manager I should be getting more. I'm basically a free agent and consultant at my own company it's weird.
>>106533565My contrarianism is caused by the fact that when "normal people" get into something it's almost invariably made worse.The point of being anti-semitic was to try and get white people to understand their role in the world as a separate race and that other races have race-wide motivations that are antithetical to our flourishing.What it got turned into was "OUUUUGGGH THE POOR RETARDED BROWN TERRORISTS ARE LOSING A WAR AND ISRAEL IS ACTUALLY A WHITE SETTLER COLONIST RACIST BLAH BLAH BLAH."
>>106534177as opposed to what? burning yourself out and getting laid off anyways? LOL
>>106534279All of my success or failure has always been decoupled from my work output.At this point of the economic and social cycles it's much better to spend time rehearsing what you tell people you do on than actually doing the work.Any workplace conversation I overhear or participate in is some variation of >what are you working on?>I'm soooooo busy>catch the niggerball game?
>Work laptop ate shit and broke todayWelp time to see if IT has enough budget for replacement machines, tarrifs or no...
>>106530525You didn't answer her question in STAR format.>Situation: I'm near graduation and need a job to start off my career>Task: I must rewrite my resume to reflect my current skills>Action: I seize initiative -- going to Career Services at my University and get feedback -- including a suggestion to make an Interests section>Result: I successfully finished my new resume, and add an Interests section -- leading to a 213% increase in callbacksIt's that easy. She would have hired you for a senior management position.Btw make sure to speak the em dashes out loud.
>>106534051It's not a bandaid, it's a parasite that should be removed.Yes, giving away free money can make economy stats look good in the short term, and it looks 'bad' when the 'jobs' are gone.Still you shouldn't do it, it's obviously harmful and counterproductive.
>>106534345can you stop being freaking offensive
>>106534607>still you shouldn't do itI agree, but it doesn't matter politically if you're going to allow companies to ethnically replace your country's entire workforce with shit-smelling curryniggers. Trump basically has three options: end H1B and deport every Indian, start a right-wing NGO complex to hire people, or the third, which is lose midterms, lose 2028, and have the GOP become unelectable for the next 50 years while democrats turn the country into South Africa.
>>106534681not even a convo worth having, we know its option 3
>>106534607You don’t understand, we need to import 100 million Pajeets and spics for the GDP number to go up! Bernie Sanders says the best way for workers to make more money is to flood the labor supply with millions of people who want to work for less money and more hours
>>106534706Maybe at the very least Gen Alpha whites will be willing to shoot pajeets for having the audacity to exist.
>>106534776life tip: if your options boil to>well i will just kill them thenyou have no options and will do nothingenjoy becoming south africa
>>106534776The only good thing about the world getting worse every year is that it’s radicalizing people. Male zoomers are more conservative than their grandparents
>>106534792>you have no options and will do nothingOnly because modern white people are the weakest fucking race to ever exist. At this point if I was Czar I'd just nuke every non-white country on Earth. Sure things will be chaotic for about 100-200 years afterwards but in the long run it will be good for all people.
>>106534799Conserving what? Zoomers are like 70% brown. You will get a bunch of Ben Shapiro subscribers and just invent another era of dumb boomers who are enslaved to another screen.
>>106534908Zoomers are the last white majority generation and despite that they are a million times more conservative than millennials who are the #1 goys of globohomo
>>106532379>the least obvious chinese intelligence agentni hao banzaiiiiiiii
>>106534963You dont even know the proper plural of "goyim" you illiterate retard. Broccoli headed zoomers are not going to do anything from their niggerized slave position where they have no leverage whatsoever.
How do I filter all indian posts on linkedin...
>>106535037lol somebody’s upset.
>>106535037They could if they reached down their pants and found their balls and started shooting people. But they won't, so they will go extinct.
>>106535067ctrl + w
just spend an hour in dependency debugging hell and the issue turned out to be that no matter how i installed the typing-extensions library for python in my venv, the content of the libraries __init__.py was truncated by 1500 lines. tried installing from source etc and literally nothing worked until i manually copy pasted the files content from the repo into my venv. what the actual fuck man
>company making employees go back to officefuck, it's over
Some "staff engineer" at my work who was pretty much the most lazy and checked out dude I've ever worked with (was only present like 30% of the year and even then doing token work, claimed "health issues" the rest of the time), was recently laid off after 1 year. I'm keeping tabs on his LinkedIn as a sort of heart beat for the market, if he can get another job within a half year then it isn't that bad and he might even be on to something with this con.
>>106535308come up with a list to do. what are they gonna do fire you? I think i'm going to start learning magic tricks in the office.
>>106534681at this point everything the political establishment does is to ensure absolute luxury for boomers before they peace out. its their only concern. theres no way the US doesnt fragment into smaller countries in the coming few decades. like 40% of the population under 30 is first or second gen immigrants. most of them dont care about civics or any idea of "american values", a lot are even openly racist against whites.
>>106535558Balkanized America sounds very kino though.
>Small office>No closed doors or cubicles, everyone can see and hear everyone>Wfh only on monday and friday>Heard someone get a call today from one of the bosses + HR, both of course WFH, laying said person off>We all heard our former coworker break down during and after the call>They couldn't have done it yesterday or wait until friday>They couldn't even bother to show up and do it in person outside of the officeIncredible, I'm working in hell with psycopaths, life doesn't feel real anymore I feel like something broke inside me today
>>106535950Everything is mercenary and adversarial, trust no manager
>>106536002This is just good life advice in general.
>>106535037Outside actors and countries can flood the US with guns and other ordinance if for no other reason to cause the spark that fractures US society. The military will also schism. But the whole thing will be along racial boundaries, something of a racial proxy war.Whites have their work cut out for them on the long uphill battle. It won't even be just the US, but also EU and Oceania. It's going to fucking suck. I hope our parents have to live it too.
>>106535950>>106536002>>106536085The implication is that it's your moral obligation to be as parasitic as possible off these companies.
>>106536223>I hope our parents have to live it tooAt night I have dreams of my Dad crying because he has to "live in fear," because the zoomerreich took all of his assets and it's one of the best dreams I've ever had.
>>106536275I mean, this is true. Personally I'm not happy unless I'm doing something valuable or productive but if I'm getting royally kiked I have no qualms with doing the bare minimum and just preparing for the inevitable layoff.
>>106535950>>106536002This is why I prefer systems like in Germany where you enjoy no work protections for the first 6 months but afterwards you can only be laid off or fired for very good reasons.
Got a phone screen with an Amazon engineer this week. What should I expect?
>>106532157i really gotta start eating more fruit>>106535558I doubt balkanization would happen since the US has shown that it is more than willing to send the army in to "maintain order" (prevent line from go down) even on its own soil where it is deeply unconstitutional>bbbut the army will just disobey right??lol. lmao.
>>106533226You'd have to pay me to live in a country where you could catch cholera from breathing in public.
>>106533327I feel like the older I get the more I question why I'm even pushing this hard. I got the wife the house and the dog. Why am I still grinding for more monopoly dollars during my youth?
>>106532379>>country has the most passive slap on the wrist ruling "just let them go into your house and rob you! :D"name one time this has ever happened
>>106536384I would rather my elected servants just do their job and protect the domestic economy and nation rather than unleashing the global hordes upon it
>>106536586At some point everything gets so apathetic and idiocratic that no one bothers to fight to save anything. The states have their own militaries and if they formed coalitions that ganged up on the original US there would be no battle just a quiet divorce.
>>106536630How much? *supremely evil grin*
>>106535831here is your based future bro
>>106536840Out of chaos and disorder like this arises great things... :-)
>>106536671>wife and dog>not just making the dog your wifeoptimize, anon
>>106536630>The primary mechanism of cholera transmission is the fecal-oral route via consumption of contaminated seafood or water.UH OH H1B STINKYS
>>106534051Just tarriff the other countries lol that will fix the Trade Gap
>>106536630Yea but you would be rich in a gated community in Bangalore.
>>106536997yeah but then you get crushed by a train after having to drink pee pee poo poo water
>>106536840Good or bad south Africa?
I got into frontend web development at 29 because I got fired from my previous job and I thought this was the easiest branch of programming to get into.Honestly I don't find it difficult but it's been 6 years and this is boring me to death to the point I'm starting to dread computers.Already thinking about what could be my next job.
Does your company look down on people who have been laid off? Are we really damaged goods?
>apply for hundreds of jobs>get like a dozen interviews >all of them are multi round interviews for no fucking reason >randomly get ghosted after round 2 or 3>check back a month or two later>they've hired a jeetGenuinely how are you supposed to live when this is so common? Aside from being born 20-30 years earlier?
>>106537480Bro i've never failed at a Job interview once i'm in person, learn to be more charismatic. Except if it a Jeet, those are automatic failures.
>>106537480You dont
I'm stuck in a role where I have an overambitious VP and a yes-man boss. How do I cope? They keep asking me if the impossible can be done and every time I say no, they'll accept it and then bring it back in the next month or so. The team we work with are also whiny office political assholes. Anytime I get a project in a working state, my VP looks at it and says, can we actually change this so it does "x,y,z,a,b,c" and I'm like "No, the system doesn't allow for that." "Hmm..." then he drops the project and I'm just so frustrated man. I spend all that work and he always scope creeps to infinity and beyond. This guy really expects me to build a rocket ship with lego blocks. I haven't gotten a solid win in months since they always want a fucking unicorn solution and I'm working with archaic bullshit tech. Even doing the bare minimum in throwing something together as a deck just feels mindnumbing. I just don't see the point in doing anything and I get that pit in my stomach and chest that's just feels like I hope I can go to sleep and never wake up. Any advice?
>>106537480They have an obligation to go through the motions even if they only ever want a cheap cut rate jeet
>>106536677https://www.youtube.com/shorts/C_zphFFUceo
>>106537582You guys fucking make more than most careers, no one will pity you bitching about your first world problems.
>>106537640no job?
>>106537620>canada>not even "we let the criminals go", just "call the police instead of starting blasting"yet another disinfo agent. yawn