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post about today's announcements here
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Tim @ Apple is ready:

https://x.com/tim_cook/status/1960374776372887890
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I will buy a Pro Max and nothing will stop me. I just wait for pre order to open. My 13 pro is still perfectly working but I am giving it to my parents.
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I have bought the MacBook Pro m4 pro when it released, looks like I will buy a new one after todays keynote because my m4 pro chip is outdated by then.
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20 years of smartphone coming up. it's time to move on to something else. glasses or whatever.
get on with it
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>>106532576
You iChuds ready to hear about the iPhone 17 Fold Max Ultra?
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>>106532576
two notches or i'm out.
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>>106532576
>1mm thinner iPhone
>the fastest iPhone/iPad/MacBook yet
>black earpods
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LETS GOOO TIM I AM FUCKING READY!!!
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apple is still a thing?
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>>106532576
Vision Pro 2
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OMG its here its here its here i cant fucking wait i'm like literally shaking out of sheer excitement XD LETS FKING GOOOOOOOO
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guys i am so excited i love apple so much its unreal please give me something to buy i love you xoxo
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>>106532576
I want a dark blue phone. Why can't you make a fucking s ultra in dark blue samchung?
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Probably will get AirPods if they announce some new ones. Other than that can’t imagine what I would actually order. Cool to see the new stuff tho
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>>106533759
>giving away 13 pro and buying made in indianpoo iphone 17

I guess you like free smeared shit on your iphone I guess....
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>another year another DUNK on winjeet/lincucks
stay winning iChads
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>>106534106
wow that poop phone is ugly. what are they going for? bronze? leather? looks like shit
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>>106534122
Yes. Everyone will have that sooner or later. Devices won last forever.
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>awe dropping

what kind of fucking mystery meat third world non-white nepobaby dei hire came up with this bullshit. you just fucking know brown hands typed those words out
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HEY CHAT
ARE YOU READYYYYY?
LETS GOOOOOOOO
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>>106534066
Me on the left, white boy.
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watching from my MacBook Pro m4 pro on the tv app :-)
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7 minutes!
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Total andjeet death
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Good music
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>>106534106
>dark blue phone
You're gonna put a case on it anyway, who cares
>>106534136
The colour honest is perfect as tanned leather, but not matte metal.
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>have 14 Pro
Is there anything to look forward to during this showcase?
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>>106534117
They'll announce the Pros for sure. It's unlikely they'll announce another version of the regular ones.
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>>106534252
iPhones are made in India.
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>>106534280
The opportunity to buy a 17 pro
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>>106534280
No. Not even being hyperbolic, all the phones since yours have been the same but with muh ai that doesn't work.
>game
works same unless you want 120fps
>apps
same, no noticeable difference
>magsafe
you already have
>usb
same shit
>camera
same shit
>voice and call
same shit

Unless you WANT an action button instead of silent toggle..
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LETS FUCKING GOOOO
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My last iphone was the 4s
What am I missing?
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OOHHH YEEEEAH LETS GOOOOO
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NIGGER FINGERS
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>>106534322
>What am I missing?
Price hikes and a downgrade in UI design
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first nigger hand 2 seconds in
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BUNNY SPOTTED
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no other company is this kino
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kino opening
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GOOD MORNING CONFIRMED
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Why didn't they go back to big theatre presentations after covid?
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whats thus latina music
when apple oculus 2
based tim apple telling us about design philosophy
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ding* ding* ding*
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Waaah erotic man!
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Watching on my bulls 14 pro max
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What was that iphone hand pick hand gesture to drop file to ipad?
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>>106534361
why do people obsess over live presentations? this is so much more polished. leave the live cringeslop to google
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Why does that look like green screen?
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>>106534379
copying the chinese phones
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>>106534387
>prefer soulles million camera takes and carefully cut video over live spontaneous presentation and audience response
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Price predictions?
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apple really cant stop sucking nigger dicks
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>>106534387
live presentation gives us kino moments
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>>106534403
Because they are showing a San Francisco without bums
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This woman's looks like she has a secret QoS Onlyfans
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>>106534424
1799 top range
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GIVE ME MACOS 26 NOOOW
I NEED TO UPDOOT
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>>106534445
mutt's law. kys
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NO EGGS EMPTY CARTOON
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>apple intelligence mentioned
They just won't give up will they
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>best selling wireless headphones ever
>best selling watch ever
>best selling phones ever
how does apple do it?
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>>106534497
you forgot
>best selling laptops ever
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how would you signal the mexican to keep talking while you have your headphones on?
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>>106534414
contrarian faggots can leave this thread. ty.
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>>106534497
>best selling devices
>cuckolding is becoming the norm
coincidence? i think not
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>>106534530
>no argument
no you
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>>106534521
Pull out your dick. Universal gesture.
Learning foreign language will be seen as niche and useless from now on. I'm weeping.
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>>106534510
i don't think that's true. windows laptop sales blow them away
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well hello there
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>>106534497
all trash
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>>106534572
holy wall
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be honest, /g/. Would you?
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what if someone has both apple watch and airpods on? surely the data will be different
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>>106534587
looks like a crazy bitch, so yea would.
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>>106534272
>You're gonna put a case on it anyway, who cares
I use clear cases you stupid fucking faggot
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>>106534587
Eww ozempic hag
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here we go again with the life saving. you will literally die if you don't wear an apple watch
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>>106534572
I hate contemporary fashion
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I MUST IMMEDIATELY BUY ALL APPLE PRODUCTS SO I DONT DIE
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oh no I cry now, thanks Tim, Apple and Apple Watch
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>Long, drawn out cutscenes
Less to talk about, Tim Apple?
>"This watch saved my life" fear mongering
Absolutely shameless
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Apple watch almost killed me when the battery expanded
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>>106534643
>I use clear cases
Oh you're gay. Sorry for that.
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>>106534665
>>106534701
It's a great sell for 50+ years old.
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I REALLY HOPE THEY FINALLY ADDED SLEEP TRACKING AND SLEEP SCORE.

This is the only thing keeping me on my Garmin
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>>106534723
If their watch had an air quality sensor during 2020 they would absolutely spin it similarly in how it helped saved lives.
>my watch buzzed so I didn't go into that shop with people coughing omg
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>>106534789
why do you need this? just sleep
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>>106534823
I can see how certain foods and behaviors impact my sleep quality. I try to always stay above a certain score.

Tracking your sleep is life changing, Anon. I recommend it.
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>>106534796
Just buy an oura you poor faggot. Then you don't have to sleep with a gay-ass fucking watch on your wrist.
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she needs a BWC
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>>106534849
Bro what did I do, did you misquote. Rude.
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Damn this Tim guy looks more ghoulish than dying Stev jobs
>>106534789
wdym sleep tracking and score? isn't what apple watch already does?
People shit on it, but I think the apple watch is one of the best devices on the ecosystem, is function over form which is weird for them
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>>106534849
>Just buy an oura you poor faggot
>Paying a subscription for a device that you "own"
AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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Wow the airpods pro 3 sound incredible. Life changing really.
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>>106534789
it already has sleep tracking, and theres multiple apps that will use that to give a sleep score
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>wdym
Zoomer faggots don't get any (You)s around here
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Apple Watch is the thing I will never buy again from Apple. Battery is too small and doesn't last. I have a real watch and it's no match.
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>>106534853
No she needs my MAC
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Oh yay, they're adding PWV, Oura still got you beat crapple lmao.
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Wow the Apple watch 11 sounds incredible. Life changing really.
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>>106534789
prophet
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>>106534789
kek, they just called it
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>>106533980
my boomer dad unironically asked this when i brought up apple computers in a conversation
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>>106534898
>Watch Ultra
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other thread is better
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>>106534844
I only use this sleeping thingie in the health app on my iPhone but I only use it because it turns everything off while I am sleeping
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>>106534870
Aw, the poor faggot baby can't afford a subscription. Absolutely seething.
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>>106534926
Kek 1500€ for a fucking improved battery are you nuts?
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not a fan of the same style. I get why they do it but the overall design is just samey and boring
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>>106534931
they called you guys stupid. i swear
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>>106534844
thats nice but still gay as hell dude.

post wrist please
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REFLECTIVE YARN
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so no ultra? into the fucking trash it goes
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well hello there
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>>106534947
$799 here
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OVULATION DETECTION
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>>106534985
BWC queen
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bros... what do you think her pussy tastes like?
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>>106534985
I bet she's loves dark meat, iykwim
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Apple fucking sucks and the only good product they offer is MAC os and even that is locked down on shitty laptop hardware with atrocious notches in the top of the screen.
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>>106534985
>>106535013
built for BBC
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>>106535011
>for when chad is nearby
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>>106535013
Lime infused rice
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>>106535013
rice
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>>106535013
kimchi
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>>106535013
egg whites desu
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>>106535031
this is how a poorfag sounds
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>>106534789
people like you is why we dont get any innovation, just sleep nigga, why you need numbers to know how you slept
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>>106534961
Why do zoomers deliberately type in all lowercase? Is it kind of like why you wear the baggiest shit imaginable? So much discomfort just to look different.
>just samey and boring
Less tiktok and you'll get your attention span back.
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>>106534985
bbc or bwc??
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I'll stick to my MIP garmin, thank you.
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>>106534989
don't make fun of the euroscrubs
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(((5G)))
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>>106535086
definitely bwc
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Can't justify this, I've only had my Ultra 2 for a few months.
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>>106535071
Apple doesn't make the most expensive hardware anymore, retard. They make locked down garbage.
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>>106535080
They type in lowercase because capitalization is so uncool. Also they intentionally misspell words because they're so edgy bro ong unc fr.

My little brother does that shit, and it's annoying as fuck. Every generation does annoying shit, though. Just ignore it.
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Every apple reveals I get a little sleepy. Like, I kinda like it since I don't sleep too well. I should put it on at night when I want to sleep
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>>106535086
BBC with a thick vein across the top and some big saggy, delicious balls
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>>106534322
iOS became Android after iOS 10. Long presses, inconsistent UI, shit design, awful all around. It's just slightly less shit Android. iPhones are no longer premium, they are just coasting on the brand name, exactly as Jobs predicted someone like Cook would do.
>>106534849
>call someone poor
>for not buying ewaste that anyone can afford, but not sensibly
poor mentality
...looks cool tho... does it do anything worthwhile
>>106534870
kek
>>106534943
big oof

are normies ever going to stop caring about this fake leftist environmental initiative bullshit enough for companies to stop incorporating "less material used" in their marketing? cringe
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>>106535080
I'm not a zoomer, just ESL. Also why are you so mad?
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>no sticky
wtf?
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>>106535117
>my Ultra 2
How embarrassing. You own an iPhone lmao.
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>those static extras in the back
kek
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So what'd they announce so far it's been 30 minutes
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>same design with minor updates
yawwwn
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we got waypoints on the apple watch before gta 6
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iTODDLER TIME
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is this Keynote Live or pre-recorded?
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Defend this shit. What purpose does that notch serve?
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What are all these tall window empty meeting rooms for on the apple campus?
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is it just me or did tim age quite a lot recently?
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>>106535199
hasnt been live since covid
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>>106535207
It houses a webcam in it.
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>>106535210
i thought the same.
his teeth looking yucky and his legs looking bowed
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AI status?
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looks the same
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>>106535247
vaxxed
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>>106535207
for faceid
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>>106535207
(((They))) are the reason we have that
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>>106535162
>just ESL
Even worse. An Indian. Ugh
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as an android user I've had ProMotion for 5 years....... wtf?
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BLACK ALPINE LOOP LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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WHERE IS THE STICKY
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>"4 models"

Iphone regular
iphone air
iphone pro
iphone ????????
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>>106535207
retard. without the notch there would be a big bezel there which would push everything down even more = less vertical space
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i got an iphone 16 pro for free and still don't want it because it's not even as good as a 5 year old samsung. i'm considering the airpod pro 4 though.
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wow they finally did something not jewish and put 120Hz on the base model
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sticky where?
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>>106535279
iphone air pro ultra max XL
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>>106535232
If you're gonna put a shitty web cam then put it under the fucking display.
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>>106535279
SE or something along that line
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129 hz base model in 2025
tim cock goooo
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so the asian Watch SE is the most goonable apple employee so far, agreed?
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>>106535247
invented by Apple to translate Spanish, also invented by Apple.
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>>106535299
Under-display webcams are shit.
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>>106535266
Come on mate, behave as the grown up white man you say you are. Also not indian, what is your problem, retard?
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>>106534789
>broke: sleeping because you're tired
>woke: sleeping to get good goy points
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>atomic level
Whoa, on hiroshima month? Apple needs to be cancelled for this
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APLEL INVENTED ATOMS
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>>106535279
iphone brokeass
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>NO 2NM

AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA
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andjeets BTFO
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>>106535320
proof?
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>>106535320
Yeah but so are Apple products.
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>>106535339
they aint getting 2nm when they're getting assembled in india
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wtf is this?
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They had to put older iPhones to make it seem more powerful HAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>106535363
You think 2nm is being made in China?
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>>106535364
your mom loooool
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why does Apple have to shit up everything with retarded marketing speak? literally nothing they showed is new to anyone. Do retards actually fall for this slop? honest question.
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>>106535320
All laptop webcams are shit and wholly unnecessary in a world of camera phones.
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this isn't so impressive
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APPLE INVENTED CIRCLE TO SEARCH
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>>106535364
bravery. but i think her watch should be calling someone about the stroke
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>>106535384
I can tell that you don't have a job.
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Any real case for Apple intelligence? with Chatppt and Chinese models I don't see why are they pushing it that much, Is just to calm down investors?
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>>106535340
This dude is like me, I feel like I did the best burn in the history of the universe, 3 likes.
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watch videos, goy! watch your phone all day. very fast charge consoom all day, watch the movie goy.
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>>106535403
Probably also autistic like you.
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>>106535398
Basically yeah. Apple lost the AI race and Tim Cuck is panicking because that's what the investors want.
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anti reflective on the base is huge
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GTA6!!!
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this is literally the same event as last year.
>we made phone faster again
>also camera is good
>wow look at irrelevant game nobody cares about
>also random ai slop features
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>>106535398
i have disabled it on my MacBook and iPhone
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>>106535407
don't forget to play destiny too.
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iTODDLERS...
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holy jump scare
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who cares about the cameras on a base iphone?
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>>106535398
>Is just to calm down investors?
yeah
unironically because they're late to the party and haven't delivered
investors think they're falling behind (even if it won't return any investment)
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thread moving so fast that no one will notice that i am a raging homosexual
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christ get to it all ready. i want to see if thye made a kino small phone.
like the 13 mini or that se 4 or whatever the fuck.
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>>106535385
They want 15 and older iToddlers to upgrade
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>>106535398
i want to press siri and instead talk to an actually smart AI like chatgpt. can i do that already somehow today? or with that?
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these bitches are so ugly goddamn
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why is this presentation full of ugly looking asians?
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>>106535428
i just wanted them to get rid of the camera bump....
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>>106535442
We know Juan
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>>106535433
Wow those camera specs are fucking DOGSHIT.
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it looks so retarded
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THAT'S TOO MANY SELFIES ANON...
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...how do they know how many selfies their users take? what about privacy?!
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Tired of seeing black people
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how many selfies did (You) take?
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cankle status?
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>>106535453
conventionally beautiful women of any race are illegal now.
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>>106535460
>O.O
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How the fuck do they know that data? Why are they tracking photos taken?
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iphone 17 the gta 6 miami phone confirmed
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Square sensor, but no option for square photos?
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>not a single white person
jesus christ
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>>106535442
I did and I want to fuck your bussy
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>>106535450
it's supposed to hand you off to chatgpt if you ask something it can't handle but it never does
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>>106535479
goonable
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>>106535472
1. Of my hand in a certain angle, for a drawing reference.
Not on an iphone.
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>another woman after woman
ngmi. i hate event like this.
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>>106535398
I was about to type that, I think maybe people are being too harsh on Apple, like just because they don't have some giant ass AI that encompasses the universe doesn't make them a bad company. They have all the AI just simply doing stuff like telling you what it detects in your body, making your photos perfect, they got the best glass in the business and etc etc

Not everyone needs a Siri that makes you AI Porn on "Spicy Mode" or some shit.
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>>106535396
My job doesn't require a webcam you myopic dipshit. Not everyone works a corporate slave job lmao
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>>106535507
Square pictures are just a camera app option.
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>>106535506
yeah gta was my first thought keke
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so whats the difference in camera from the 16 pro?
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Cute blonde mutt
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wow... Apple is just ripping off Android everywhere.
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>500 billion selfies
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>Indian dancing with the white woman
/g/ in shambles LMAO
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fuck just tell us all the models.
im sick of all this self fellation.
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>no tits
>dressed to downplay any human feature as much as possible

Why are apple employees like this?
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>>106535531
I don't count digging holes as a job.
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Why apple is so reluctant to foldable tech? Is one of the things that if apple does it, everyone will say they "improved" it. So its a win/win situation
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why do we watch these

they literally only advertise to women who are going to get their bfs to buy it for them anyway
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>>106535207
in a few years this trend will stop (already slowed down with higher end non-Apple) and they will remove it, and then it will be called innovation
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>>106535540
uuuuuuuhhhhh it's just different, okay????????
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Yeah so I'll just buy a used 15 pro for 500, thanks
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dead thread
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the poorfag version starts at 256gb now?!
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>Air
letsgo
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>>106535527
Apple is selling to their most rabid fanbase, w*men.
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Finally now we're at the good stuff
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>watching extremely long commercials for products I'll never buy
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>>106535508
Seriously when we said White Males need to be less to allow diversity it didn't mean "No Whites Should Ever Do Tech Again" like fucking hell.
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insanely underwhelming
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>>106535557
they're waiting until next year
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>dat camera bump

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

iTODDLERS STATUS?
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>>106535460
>>106535492
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>>106535557
because of the ugly ugly crease in every folding phone which is unacceptable to applefags
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this nigga got cancer?
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256? 120 hz?
base model?
holy coock tim the saviour
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iPhone Airs float? whoa...
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>>106535594
WHY WOULD THEY PUT SUCH A MASSIVE CAMERA BUMP ON AN AIR????
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lmao indian voiceover
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JEET
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>>106535557
They are making a foldable I think its Late 2026, they don't do IP theft please understand.
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>>106535602
>crease is unnaceptable
>giant cluster of dead pixels is fine
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I can't wait for this shit to get bent
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STEEL GRADE TITANIUM
NANOCRYSTALS
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guessing the air's existence only exists as a stepping stone to a future foldable because I don't think anyone asked for this
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>>106535606
100% shit-bag strapped to leg stance.
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EWWWWWWWW
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>>106535563
you watch things you dont like because you're retard or something. idk
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>tranny narrator
WEW
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all of this shit makes me so angry.
everything is such trash anymore. fuck!
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>Thinnest iphone yet
iphone air 2 confirmed
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iphone eh?
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>SAAR WE INVENTED PHONES WITH 6 HOURS OF BATTERY LIFE SAAR PLEASE REDEEM
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holy shit anjeets getting mogged
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>>106535646
RECYCLED STEEL GRADE TITANIUM
RECYCLED NANOCRYSTALS
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>>106535606
Byproduct of drinking trump cum
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>just air, no 17
is it a one off?
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>>106535643
yes because even the brainless normies that buy apple will notice the giant creases
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>>106535580
Women do not watch these presentations
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they're still doing this virtue signaling
the faces he's making are so exploitable
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Beta test for the folding iphone
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this phone looks like it got a tumor with that hump
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the line up will be 以下の通り:
iphone 17
iphone 17 air
iphone 17 pro
iphone 17 pro +
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>>106535706
doesn't matter though.
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>It's so thin because all the components are in the part of the phone that's not thin.
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OMG I WANT THE IPHONE AIR NOOOOWWW
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>>106535580
women aren't apple rabid they just buy it because blue bubbles

the apple faggots are the rabid ones watching this garbage women aren't
>>
Titanium again? I thought they drop it.
>>
I actually like the Air, too bad it will be stupidly expensive due to the titanium meme. I like small smartphones and I wish they didnt bomb each time they are released
>>
RECYCLED TITANIUM
HIGHESTR REYCLCBAEKel,
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>>106535741
this, it better fly across the room like the ads show though or I'll refund.
>>
AI
LETS GOOO
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>we have been at the forefront of AI
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>>106535748
>the apple faggots are the rabid ones watching this garbage
and retards like you
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>>106535555
Wrong again, dumbass. You just can't stop failing lmao. Now, get on Teams and give your timesheet to Karen from HR lmao.
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>>106535763
it's the same size as the iphone 17. not like its an se/5 size
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>>106535787
kek’d out loud when he said that
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>>106535787
>8 years ago
yeah and no process since
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>>106535787
they mean Apple Intelligence obviously.
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N1-gger
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>Apple Intelligent
>>
Introducing... N1
Nigger One.
your personal servant
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BROADSHIT IS KILL
QUALSHIT IS KILL
>>
N1GGERS?
>>
>N1(GGER)
>>
N1... what does the N stand for??
>>
N—
>>
NIGGGGGGER 1
>NIGGGGGER 1
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>>106535810
Actual Indians*
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lol this presentations so dumb

not a single woman is watching it

and

they

will

all

still

buy

apple

anyway
>>
where the android fags now?
>>
>most power efficient modem in an iphone
>not in a smartphone
kek
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>>106535795
damn
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>thread mesh networking
great idea, patented unusable nonfree garbage. I hope no one uses this shit because Apple started bundling it.
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>>106535863
LMAOing at apple coping this badly
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iPhone Air is based
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oh there's a sticky
time to go shitpost there
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>>106535863
Here. I'm sucking dick whilst watching this apple event, you know we can multitask
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>>106535729
Just concede you were wrong, zoomie. I know your gen is incapable of humility, but just try it this once.
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waffle?
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/g/, do you like feminine pp?
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>>106535925
>bright style
>it whitens skin
powerful n1 technology
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>>106535873
that was by design. glad you caught it too.
>>106535916
consneed what? this is a presentation for retarded w*men even if they don't consoom these stupid events.
>>
The dual-record feature is cool for streamers
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>>106535925
I prefer real boys
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>>106535912
>oh there's a sticky
>time to go shitpost there
lets go
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it was terrible already but this double cam finally makes me want to kms
hope iphone pro will save it
>>
holy shit apple literally solved vertical videos
>>
>we removed the sim card slot
>yes it's simple to implement both and costs us 1/5th of one cent but then you have more control over your device
>well of course the Asian models will still have a sim card slot (and also esim) because Asians haven't been retarded by marketing yet
>but uh let us tell you why this is an upgrade for Americans
>>
SAAR ESIM VERY EASY AND GOODLY LOOKING GORGEOUS
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>esim only
based
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>>106535985
you're retarded
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>>106535985
>buy new phone that has eSIM
>carrier wants me to "upgrade" my plan to some $50/mo garbage I don't need
>insert my old sim and activate it instead
fuck these kikes so much.
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>>106535942
>this is a presentation for retarded w*men even if they don't consoom these stupid events
The impeccable logic of zoomies, everyone.
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>>106536018
This has never happened
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>>106536010
this is what 2 rupees/hour AIDF gets you
>>
>most Pro iPhone yet, BY A LOT
HOLY BASED MAGA BROS
>>
Omg omg omg the pro I'm gonna cooom
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>>106536060
and yet it literally did to me. I had to use my old sim literally because of it. fuck off.
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>>106536060
>noooo if my carrier can't gatekeep my ability to install a sim card and easily swap between devices I will go insaaaane
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ahhh fucking show it already. this shit is so gay!!!!! ahhhhh fuck this faggotry!
show me a mini or compact model please. i hate all this stinky kike hsit ahhhhh fuck niggers ahhh ahhhh help me anons im going crazy. i have a headache im so mad and seething ahhhhhh
>>
>elegantly integrates the antenna
>elegantly
lol
>>
Ugly as fuck. Too sad samshit going to follow this path.
>>
This bronze/copper looking a lot better here than those leaked renders and mockups. Back in the day there was an Xperia with a copper color and I wanted it so bad
>>
17 air looks so SHITE
>>
>poojeet music starts blasting
grim
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>>106536109
Your carrier wanted you to upgrade and you said no and they still required it after you said no? Yeah I call bullshit.
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>>106536172
i think its saudi music or something but yeah thats nyc for you.
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>heres why titanium is actually shit
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>>106536172
well... what did you expect? Liquid Ass is also Jeet coded.
>>106536189
Metro by T-Mobile. yes they did.
>>
marketing for phones have turned into the same marketing they use for perfumes and colognes.
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uh titanium is outdated boys
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>>106536172
How do you know it's poojeet, rajesh? I thought it was just niggerslop. Was it in Hindi?
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Eh... It is _TOO ORANGE_
>>
gaming on a phone? ughhh
>>
Should i go aur 17 from my 15pro lads
>>
i like the cosmic orange, but i feel like ill just got black. 15pro > 17pro

india cant be THAT bad, right? lol
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>>106536249
>_TOO ORANGE_
stop having TDS....
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>>106536296
>india cant be THAT bad, right? l
Anon..I
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Lmao orange, silver or blue
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as a european, is this guy safe being outside at night and all
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Wtf is ACES
>>
>>106536417
This isn't live. He's already been stabbed
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>>106536444
shieeeeeet
>>
iTODDLERS INVENTED BULLET TIME
>>
WHY
DOES
THIS
PHONE
LOOK SO SHIT

Theyre gonna use this for at least the next 5 iphones
God damnot
>>
Who tf needs 2tb on a phone
>>
>the 17 pro models are the most pro models!
>>
>>106536482
I'm completely forgotten how /g/ love to spam this.
>>
what abozt battery
>>
It's... Joever?
>>
no price?
>>
Member when pixel fags used to defend 128GB capacities because muh cloud backup and here's crapple with 2TB LMAO.

Also no new ATV lmao
>>
>>106536631
They said em
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>>106536663
1299
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=urTfEEsGHds

WTF
>>
>>106536695
>consumers now even write in the "99" like it isn't a scam
$1600 after tax + interest when you inevitably sign the contract
>>
>>106536708
>comments off.
no fun allowed i guess.
>>
I hate the form of airpods pro
>>
dude, where is the macOS 26 update?
i want to updoot
>>
>>106536780
>>
>no new budget macbook
>nothing of worth
>>
>>106535324
Very good saar
>>
>the iPhone 17 pro costs 1299 euro
>the iPhone air costs 1199 euro
shouldn't the air be much cheaper? the base 17 is 949 euro
>>
When's the best time to buy the iPhone 17 Pro?
During launch? Or perhaps during Black Friday?
I don't have any phone to trade-in, and I want an unlocked phone.
>>
should I upgrade my SE 2020 to a 17? It’s starting to struggle a bit on the latest versions of some apps, and the battery is on its way out.
posted from my iPhone
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>>106536884
tariffs
>>
Okey iPhone chads, my girlfriend has iPhone 11 and wants to upgrade. What would be better 16 pro or 17?
>>
>>106537227
https://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/?modelList=iphone-11,iphone-16-pro,iphone-17
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>>106537227
16 because it comes in black and it matches her lust for BBC
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LMFAO at Apple's tranny jeet



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