iPhone 17 Pro is the most hideous Apple product ever made.
>>106536821Humiliation ritual. Apple in current year is nothing more than milking its cultist following in the most humiliating way possible.
It looks alright to me.
>>106536821No black?
it feels like we are observing the start of Apple's decline in real time.
I like it.
>>106536821> thicc phonePhones are, once again, going to get thicker because we essentially want computers in our pockets. Will the 99% of people use this tech? no.Will it still be purchased because "new thing"? yes.iirc younger generations use iPhone more than any other brand.
>>106536821I genuinely like it. The deep blue looks sick
>>106536821Gay
What the fuck is the rounded square on the back of the pros for? I would've bought the orange one too but no.
>>106536821if the back doesn't look different how will people know I have the new one, it's necessary so people know I'm not poor
I might just go for the Air which is gorgeous.Also not having a true black or white color should be fucking illegal, this is outrageous. I can't buy this cheap shit.
This very good phone, saars. Very good design for you.
>>106537056Reception. All aluminum would have poor reception
This is what the target demographic for iPhones looks like now.
>>106536821is this a joke? not that android is any better with google removing sideloading, but come on, at least old android chinese phones have good looking hardware.
>>106537093Apple should just etch a big number
>>106536821Watch every Android copying this shit in 3 years
>>106537143Ok, how did the other iPhones solve that problem....????? I'm genuinely upset that they finally have a proper orange color but it looks fucking retarded.>Use a caseNO
>orange phone bad
>>106536821The white one looks awful. Orange not half bad I guess. Black is decent enough for me.
>creating problems so they can fix it with the next iterationapple 101
>>106537381shut the fuck u p right now
>>106536821I want Jobs back.
>>106536821india cannot into colors except for color of shit saar
>>106536821All of the new flagship phones this year look like complete dooky.
>>106536821I would get orange because sometimes I lose my phone and have trouble finding it
>>106537162can't breeef
>no blackyo
the orange one is pure fucking aurayou'll have to beat away gigastacies if you flash it without a case
>>106537461I seriously hope you die
>>106537379Entire back of iphones is glass, incl camera bump. New frame is monobody aluminum with just the panel being glass.
>>106537056Docking port for the MagSafe power bank. It really is gonna be thiccccc if you go full fanboy and buy all the accessories
>>106536821>jeet colored iphonemy keks are unmeasurable and my day is made.
>>106536821ugly phone holy shit
>>106536942It started like 5 years ago, bro.
>>106536821I wish they kept the chrome strip around the sides like on the 4 and the 14 pro plus. I hate the rounded beveled edge. Heinous.
>>106536821I'd be okay with this if that back acted as an access panel, but we all know this will be even less repairable than the 16pro.
>>106537420Looks like a Halloween theme
>>106537360copy what? apple copied the pixel
>>106537545Should be more durable because the only thing that can crack is the glass panel. What else are you going to repair?
I like the orange. iPhags bitched and moaned for years for a vibrant color for the pro and they finally get it. It’ll need a case for that massive camera rectangle which is made of aluminum(wtf?) instead of glass, shit will be beat up and showing some grey metal exposed after about a year of usage.
Brick disign
>>106537461Die zoomer die
>>106536821How do they get less colors every year
>>106537701Idk why they don't just release them in 20 different colors (with no special editions).
>>106536821what in the actual fuck are those 3d curved edges. it looks like a cheap android phone lmfao.
I actually wonder what took them so long to make the chassis like this. Actually a decent design (though aluminum will get dinged up)
>>106537725Keep in mind, that was considered cutting edge 15 years ago.
I have a feeling this little gap with collect dirt and dust like crazy and you'd need to use a toothpick to get it out
>>106536821Looks like one of those cheap plastic cases you can get for android phones
>>106536821If you told me this was the new pocophone I would believe it
>>106537774>withwill*
>>106537782kek
iTODDLERS BTFO
>>106537725>>106537758Injection molded plastic vs. Forged and machined aluminum is a very different manufacturing process.
>>106536821b-but it's the most Pro iPhone yet, by a lot!
>>106537758samshits are made of plastic
So... it's big draw is the fact it's thin? Is that REALLY it?
>>106537874It's .2mm thinner bro!!
>>106536821I like it, it reminds me of old iPods
>>106537911ok, this is epic
>>106537911thats a weird way to call your mother anon
>>106537911B-b-b-b-BASED
>>106537911actually where did you get that extension? i tried google search it told me that it is problematic, so i tried https://yandex.ru/search?text=nudify+ai+extension+chrome&lr=20758 which gives me just websites that do it and not extensions.
>>106537911kek
>>106536885>Humiliation ritualThis phrase is starting to have less meaning than woke
>>106536821PAJEET edition in the middle?who TF designed this?
>>106536821>wahhhhhh how come Apple never tries anything new?!?!?!?!?!>OMG I fucking hate this new shit Apple release!! Go back to the older design NOW!!Ya'll can never be satisfied. Also who gives a fuck what it looks like? It's gonna sit in your pocket for half the day anyway and when you do look at it you'll be looking at the display.
>>106537461Droidjeets seething at this
>>106537517>tranime
>>106537911kekked
>>106537967That's literally jeetshit color
>>106537963Based CP posterAlso, 90% of people are gonna use a case.
>>106536821I'm amazed.The biggest innovation of last year was titanium bodyThis year the biggest innovation is going back to aluminumWhat the fuckI hate normalfags so fucking muchburn india to the ground
I hate that every big company is cashing in on the y2k aesthetic. They made an ad with some fire acid techno beat and it almost worked on me.
Sir this is good design
>>106538010forced soul is better than no soul honestly
lmao indiaphone
>>106537911Holy based.
>>106538100Maybe he vibecoded an extension to do this. Its not like "send picture to video model with instructions to take off clothes, download video then autoplay" is that complicated.
>>106538144based if true
>>106536885Relax dude it's just an ugly phone, not dat deep
>>106537963>>106537994he said y'all and you claimed him as an allyyou're both fucking gay
>>106536821its just a phone you care too much
>waited for iPhone 17 hoping there would be no notch>what the fuck
>>106537911ai sauce
>>106536821That’s what you say but every other phone company is going to copy this.
>>106536821iJeet.
>>106537911
>>106537911blue board, saar.
>>106537911LOL
>>106536821I like how even though the phone has a giant tumor now they still felt the need to make the cameras pop out so you still can't lay it flat.Innovative as ever.
>>106536821The iPhone 17 is the White man's choice. Come home, White man.
>>106536821>Miss me yet?
>>106537381jej
SAAR INDIA DOES NOT REDEEM ENOUGH TITANIUMS SAAR WE MAKE IPHONE OUT OF ALUMINUM
>>106536821What kind of mengele experiment have they done on you…
>>106538327>>106538464seethe more, total apple victory today see you in the next apple thread where you will seethe, cope and dilate eternally HAHAHAHA
What color bros? Orange gang? Silver ?
>>106538505Orange is for poos only, sir
>>106538549So silver? I am undecided between the two
theyre doing this so they can introduce new colours in about 6 months so tim apple can pump up his otherwise lackluster q1 and q2warren buffet is gonna love this one
>>106536982>Phones are, once again, going to get thicker because we essentially want computers in our pockets. no, they just want to shove AI in their phones
>>106536821I kinda like the two tone thing they got going on
Orange is my fav color :333
>>106536821Honestly looks like a chinkphone. Even uglier with the official $99 cases
>>106538624where are you getting aluminum unibody chinkphones?
I love orange and wanna buy it. Just not sure if it's really worth to upgrade from my 13 pro as it's still running fine. Better cameras.. ok but I mostly shoot my full frame anyway. Faster? It's still fast enough. No better display quality as it seems. Still gets me through the day if I don't use it all the time. hmnmmmm
>>106538635Like every xiaomi ever kek
>>106538424bald fraud
>>106538624>$99 for an injection molded silicone casedo applels really
>>106538624these phones do not look very pro at all
>>106536821I’d probably go with the dark blue and get a Purple tech woven case. Fortunately I have the based Purple 14 Pro and will keep driving it.
>>106538643i love orange but i dont want an orange phone
>>106538650neat, didn't know that. shame it's all android thougheverbeit
>>106536821>went from Stainless Steel to Titanium>Downgrade from Titanium straight down to AluminiumBrutal. I don't mind the glass cutout at the back but the camera bump is horrible.
>>106537911FUTURE
>>106536821honestly, just on looks alone – it's not terriblethat orange is nice
>>106538734the Air has a titanium shellI'm guessing they went back to aluminium for the Pro models because of weight. Lots of people complained about the weight of the 16 Pro Max.
>>106536821Looks Halloweeny
>>106537911bet you can't do that on your toddler phone
How the FUCK does a phone from 11 years ago look better than this
>>106538814>pic unrelated
>>106537911WITCHRAFT :O
>>106538853Cope and seethe
>>106538778>tranime
>poo phone 17 pro air
>>106538814HTC one was and still is peak design, and it inspired lots of smartphones who used the same design afterwards, it's so underrated.
>>106537979anime website, deal with it newnigger
>>106538814Kinda insane that this wouldn't look out of place in the modern world if somebody would be holding it.You can't say that about a lot of other phones from back then, if any
>>106538758The price should've drop since there's no metal difference anymore.
>>106536821the orange reminds me a bit of those newer lifeboats
>>106539014you have a gaping axewound thoughbeit
>>106538963>jeet flag colors
>>106538624amogus
>>106537381lamao
>>106536821Design peaked wit the 4/4s. But really, who gives a shit what they look like anymore
>>106538624>$99 for a slab of rubber kek icucks
>>106536821Can someone whos an apple fan explain to me what was added between the iPhone 12 and now?They're all just the same brick now with the same cameras.
>>106538583>anon says no>anon agrees with original statementwhy did anon do this?
I want to get an iphone, refurbished (3rd worlder) one which one would be the best choice?I have a mac and would like some insane battery life compared to my S23
>>106539265Just your typical yearly phone upgrades like better cameras, faster processor. 15 brought in USB-C and titanium housing and 16 brought in that stupid camera button.>>106539393Get any of the Pluses if you care less about the weaker processor or get a Pro Max.
>>106539265Mostly health stuff. there's really not a lot you can add to phones from where we're at. The next company that can genuinely bridge the gap between access to computation and a human desire to be mobile will make gazillions. I don't see how you do it without making AR glasses that don't suck, phones that don't suck, and get people that don't suck.
>>106536821Is it a fucking JOKE ?
>>106538963i believe this was intentional.
>>106536821>i like the iPhone 17 design
>>106536821is there a headphone jack?
>>106536821rent free
M series iPhones when.
>>106537517
Fresh HN cringe
>hourly seethe at apple products they can't afford threadrange ban india
>>106536885Johny Ive left Apple, now we have this shit and liquid ass (iOS 26).
>>106538424I am glad he is dead
>>106540310>90gr less weight to carry!!!
>>106540324Homie Iphone 17 is exclusively made in India.
>>106540362turd worlders make most of the products I buy, why would I give a fuck?like 2% of indians use iphone and 98% use android because they are poor, and that's who is seething at apple every day on /g/
>>106536821Not just ugly, incredibly prone to failure too.Fuck Apple.
>>106536821so weird to have a full on presentation gushing over how great titanium was just 2 years ago now its aluminum again
Im a tech normie so forgive my ignorance but if I had to choose between an iphone16 pro and an iphone17 which one would be better. Is the titanium over aluminum that important??
>>106540404>like 2% of indians use iphone and 98% use android because they are poor, and that's who is seething at apple every day on /g/I mean logistically speaking if Tim Cook's pivot towards India to be less reliant on China remains the new status quo eventually iPhones will be dirt cheap there for the locals logistically speaking since it's in their backyard, or at the very least it will go down in price a little bit.I think they've got more important things to worry about though like upgrading their trains to something that wasn't literally built by East Indies Trading company Mercs not even the actual empire yet for the sake of resource extraction to be shipped back to the UK and slowly getting their working class into actually houses and not sheet metal and cardboard shanty towns or building an actual competent military complex that doesn't rely on Israeli and Russian gibs. Non of that will happen any time soon though because their society is 99% nepotism based.>>106537994>Also, 90% of people are gonna use a case.Indeed>>106538188>he said y'allWhat's wrong with 'ya'll'?
>>106536821we lived long enough to see america copying outdated Chinnse designsgg lads
subliminal messaging
>>106540571>I mean logistically speaking if Tim Cook's pivot towards India to be less reliant on China remains the new status quo eventually iPhones will be dirt cheap there for the locals logistically speaking since it's in their backyard, or at the very least it will go down in price a little bit.that didn't happen in china and will not happen in india
>>106536821No black, no buy
It looks like a bug. Like an actual insect
>back to cheap ass aluminium T-thanks trump
>>106540557>iphone16 pro and an iphone17Just get a 16E and pocket the saved money a hobby or groceries or whatever instead. The budget phone does plenty.That's what I'm gonna do if my iPhone Mini ever dies on me anyway, hopefully by then Apple just releases an updated mini by the time that happens though because I like phones that actually fit in a pocket.https://youtu.be/dO_0FRZ_WTg>>106540642>that didn't happen in china and will not happen in indiaIsn't that in part because Apple struggles to compete with Huawei which I'd imagine the government favors and is more lenient to offering subsidies to? I can't think of any big name local brands in India, only a hand full of Western products/brands outsourced there despite their attempts otherwise.
>>106540741no it happened because the iphone isn't cheap enough for poorfag shitskins who can only afford $99 andreet lagphones
>>106536821Lmao still never buying another android ever again thanks to google locking them down
>>106540903Make pic related your phone replacement.
>>106541079they dont even hide that it's for troons anymore
>>106536821why does it look like a google pixel
>>106541494Which part are you referring to?
>>106541494Theyre both designed by jeets and all jeets are npcs
>>106536821>>106536885iTODDLERS BTFO
>>106542533DROIDJEETS BTFO
>>106538624amazing, they've picked the shittiest shade of each color, like some sort of midcentury nightmare bathroom.
>>106542617Fuck... I guess Ubuntu Touch it is. Does it have RetroArch?
>>106539235it's 99 bucks...what are you, poor?
