What if you could "comfortably wear your iphone HANDS FREE"? Apple got you covered!Introducing the brand new CROSSBODY STRAP. For only $99 (plus tax) you can have the privilege of buying the brand new strap.
People will buy it and it will catch on.
>>106537160Actually it's only $59.99 USD.https://www.apple.com/shop/product/MGGN4LL/A/crossbody-strap-sienna
i've seen females wearing these for like 5 years why are you all pretending you don't go outside
>>106537160Why do we get straps but not headphone jacks
>>106537160they unironically did this because of increased concerns over pickpocketing/snatching on social media where groups steal phones to ship over to china where they'll be dismantled for partsonly this time you're gonna get dragged by the neck when someone attempts to steal your phone lmao
>>106537241>why are you all pretending you don't go outsideDo you know where you are?
>>106537305how long until someone breaks their neck because of this?> dear Tim Cuck> I'm writing to you to thank you> I broke my neck and got tetraplegic> but at least my precious iPhone didn't get stolen
>>106537160You could make that by tapping holes in a phone case and choosing your own cord. Save yourself $90.
>>106537483sorry, but your solution wasn't designed by Apple Engineers in the US (the most powerful country on the world), and doesn't contain magnets with stainless steel sliding mechanisms.
>>106537528Not an Apple product, but those $90 could buy you another Labubu or Funko Pop
>>106537160women will love this
>>106537305>pickpocketingnow pickpocketers will just have an extra step: remove the phone from the case.They can probably do this in less than 1 second, and since the phone isn't in your pocket, you're even less likely to feel it
>>106537225>onlyi cant believe they are really selling a 50 cent chinese sweatshop strap for $60
>>106537255females like strap ons but not headphones
>>106537160>>10653722550-100 bucks for a "designer" cross strap chest pouch thing is not even that insane. You can get a non-designer one for 15$ but it wouldnt have SUPREME on it in white-on-red lettering
>>106537160this is a micro aggression to bipoc
>>106537940>i cant believe they are really selling a 50 cent chinese sweatshop strap for $60why are you people so surprised about the prices?
>>1065373051. proofs?a) "pickpockets" already carry knives/scissors to simply cut straps and have literally since medieval times, the og name for a pickpocket is a "cutpurse" as they would literally cut the purse from your bodyi_ why do normies think it's to ship them to china for scrap and not just to resell on fb marketplace??
>>106537241theyre popular with people of both sexes now actually
>>106538033what? it literally makes it easier to steal
Itoddlers.
>>106538277i look exactly like this
>>106538291pinche gringo.
you mean the anti-nigger lash?
>>106538349a lash is a strike with a whip or similar weapon/implement. you mean either a leash or a sash
>>106537160>Create indispensable luxury item containing entire life>Import third worlders to steal product>Create solutionHow can a company be THIS based?
>>106538365yeah sorry I didn't enable autocorrect and missed one letter, next time I'll make sure to enable it and join you tiktok zoomers in the quest for total language contempt
>>106537305nearly all parts are serialized though
>>106538379>Create solution"Tim Cuck, we need to solve the pickpocketing issue."Tim Cook:> Ni***r Lasher Air - George Droid editionBased????
>>106537160i'll take 10
>>106537160Do applefags really¿
>>106538277hah!
>>106538576>it's not satire>it's fucking realhttps://www.indiatimes.com/technology/gadgets/this-phone-case-has-a-spoon-attached-for-you-to-eat-watch-making-you-lazier-than-ever-before-360775.html
>>106538594it's a little digital purse :3
>>106538621Of course it's a joke product.Also notice how most people in that video are Asian, they probably think it's funny role playing as westerners with their silly forks.
>>106538637>ma bois love purses
>>106538594That just makes it easier to steal, I could just run up from behind with a knife, grand the phone, cut the band and run
>>106538713>I could just run up from behind with a knife, grand the phone, cut the band and runwhat if the person is wearing the pro version, which contains titanium cables inside the strap?
>crossbody strap>for a phoneMight as well just bring back the phone holster.
>>106538713stealing iPhones or MacBooks doesn't make any sense, if someone steals my phone I can just disable it from home so nobody can use it anymore. GG WP
>>106538769I still see these fucking EVERYWHERE. They're super popular among tradies, even the young ones.
>>106538789what's the advantage over just putting it in your pocket?
>>106538594>>106538637>>106538713>droidjeets are upset by the image of white menas expected
>>106538769pussy magnet
>>106538777the parts you get from an iPhone are pretty valuable, specially the screen
Phones are too big.
>>106537483and how do you make the user pay ?
>>106537160iPurse
>>106538822switching to your side-phone is faster than reloading (the page)
>cuckstrap
>>106538822pockets are often occluded by tool belts or harnesses and the holster itself is usually hard walled, padded, or both. it's also slightly more accessible. same reason you dont keep a gun in your pocket, you get a holster
steve jobs wouldve made it hook up to the top of the phone so the apple logo is always the right way up when carrying the phone
>>106539430that doesnt make the screen face outward when slung though so you cant show the masses how popular you are and all your cool Liquid Glass Apps
>>106539065I hope my wife's husband allow me to use that strap
>>106537160It was real? I thought it was just some elaborate prank.
>>106537160They sell these at donki for $10
>>106538777They might not be able to flip it easily, but you're still one smartphone down.
>>106537255you will buy a usb-c dac and you will be happy
>>106537255They are not in the way of making the device 0.01mm thinner.
>>106538291You need to 18 to post here anon.
>>106538277iToT
>>106537305While this thing will be sadly emulated by Android, it's still retarded as the thief could just point a knife or gun to the itoddler.
>>106538890>>106538769Real talk, how do you carry a phone, a set of headphones with a case, and a smart glasses without a backpack or a crossbody?
>>106538653asians are the most phone addicted freaks i've ever seen though, they're all scrolling facebook and instagram way more than I see whites doing it. though africans and their obsession with being on a phone call 24 hours of the day have them utterly beat if we count that.
>>106538653>>106541445oh nevermind you were joking about forks and chopsticks. i thought this was some chinese 'taking a dig at the west' type of post.
