Is it true that I can cheat death if I buy an Apple Watch, particularly the Ultra 3 model?>https://www.theverge.com/23875558/apple-watch-iphone-ads-emergency-sos-satellite-connectivity
>>106543663The three friends examined his bleeding fleshAnd demanded he tell them how he was cheating deathSeeming perplexed, the old man responded with soft wordsAnd said, "I walk the earth like a creature God has cursed!My lot is the worst and most desperate place to be; I pray faithfully every day for Death to take me. Waiting patiently, and someday he will arriveBut in the meantime, until I die, I'm still alive."In a burst of ill-advised pride, the firstOf the three rioters replied, "This guyIs a spy, or worse! I guess Death is his masterAnd gives him everlasting life forever afterA benevolent benefactor, perhaps, to have protecting youBut nothing gets a confession faster than weapons do!"And stepping to this old man with mindless threatsThey demanded he tell them where they could find Death"Find Death?" laughed the old man, "Perhaps you will; He lives under that tree on that grassy hill"
>>106543663>sour grapes over not dying because apple did itthe state of /g/
>>106543663My boss's doctor told him he wouldn't put him on hesrt medications if he purchased an Apple Watch because it would warn him of atrial fibrillation.I know it's just an anecdote, but you can read into that what you want. Maybe there is some kickback or incentive for them to recommend it.
>>106543764>Maybe there is some kickback or incentive for them to recommend it.The medications you mean
>>106543950No
I'm not getting an apple watch. I have a Rolex and I do fitness tracking with a RingConn
>>106543663Didn't get the jab. Nothing to worry about.
>>106544063>Payments from the pharmaceutical industry to US physicians are commonhttps://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC11107028/
>>106544846What do you think the phrase "you mean" means?
>>106544868the correct response isn't no, it's 'i know there's medication kickbacks, but i wonder if there's kickbacks for apple watches' to which the answer is no
>>106544886I don't see how you're not following the post chain. I made a statement. You asked a question. I clarified. And then you thought you were being smart by posting some kind of study. And now you keep replying to backtrack and make yourself not look stupid. Just stop posting.
>>106544906i answered your question and now you are madthink about that next time
>>106544918Lol OK Bud. Have a good day.
