>iPhone Air is the thinnest iPhone ever made
You have been conquered, subdued, and humiliated.
>>106549264is that legit? Where is it 5.6 on the right?
>>106549363that sounds very anti semitic
>>106549264Who ever asked for this?
>>106549264why are they trying to make it thinner?nobody is asking for a thinner phonethey need more battery, a flat back, one useful camera, a good enough screen and that's itthey are pushing their prototypes to the public and apple brainlets are buying
>>106549447>why are they trying to make it thinner?cuz there's nothing left to do with phones, everything's been solved already. The amount of improvements you can make to the camera or battery are extremely minimal so they need other gimmicks to sell phones now.
>>106549424America, and to a greater extent Europeans, for inventing the tractor and other such agricultural technologies.
>>106549447Definitely useless to me, I'd put it in a bulky-ass case to work with my Quadlock anyway so a fraction of a millimeter of thinness wouldn't even be noticeable. I'm not gonna get any of the 17s, my 16 Pro is still fine, but I'd go with the Pro if I were in the market, not the Air. (Though in reality I'm probably gonna go back to Android next time, I was only on iPhone because of my ex.)
>>106549264Ok, but can you charge it in a microwave?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWSSZiXDU2gsomebody is lying, either the 6 was thinner or the 17 is thicker than advertised.
>>106549424Women and gays. I think there's no small consideration that ([(they)]) want a TelAviv propaganda emitter and tracking device in very, very small hands as well (children).It's a bonus that they're easier to break and you buy more, so line go up.
>>106549403
>$100 away from “pro” pricing>loses 2 cameras and half the battery
>>106549484>cuz there's nothing left to do with phones,No, there is plenty left that can be done, but isn't, because it doesn't make for good quarterly and annual reports, and requires senior executives and directors to actually treat lesser people the way they'd want to be treated if they were lesser people.headphone jacks, removable batteries, IR blasters, FM transmitter, the Zenfone flip up camera cluster, a second USB port, operating system on a removable SSD.
>>106549826Anyone who needs this will buy a second device for it.
>>106549484>make phone with amazing camera this year>can't sell the next phone next year because the camera is not as good or the same>Make phone with ground breaking battery life>can't sell the next year model because battery life ain't better or just the sameThis is the problem with the tech industry, we all got so used to the yearly upgrade that now we ar stuck on it and companies HAVE to keep this shitty incremental bull to survive
Until Apple perfects and releases a trifold iPhone that expands to iPad sizes I’ll keep using my now `5 year old iPhone
>>106549826Why would you want two USB ports?
>>106549757This truly is the goyphone 6 with a camera bump.
>>106549264Why do they lie?
>>106549533base 17 is leagues better than the 16 line
>>106549942I still have an 8 plus because I loved the form factor of the 6 plus so maybe I’ll go for the Air thanks anon
>>106550082Bulges don't count.
>>106549264What I actually want is smaller and more ergonomic phones. Why is the industry so deadset on making them more impractical?
>>106549264kek that fucking pic. hahahahahaha wtf?!
now this is COURAGE
>>106549447>why are they trying to make it thinner?Because it's expensive.And people can see it's expensive.So it's a status symbol.So people will buy it.
>>106549928Now him but charge while you listen to wired headphones?
>>1065500825.6mm soft
>>106549264>thinnest iPhone ever made>Has a camera bump so big it almost triples it's thicknessWhy do they lie to us like this?
>>106549264>5.6mm + tiplol
>>106549264That's just cheating, the camera bump should count.
>>106551086Kek'd
>11.2 mmnice one itoddlers
>>106550538Because women use phones with two hands.
>>106549547Of course!!!
The 6 was based. The camera shit is gimmicky, only need 2 lens and keep them flat.
>>106549264I don't want it to be thinner. I want it to be comfortable to hold, have long battery life, and have a headphone jack.
>>106549264iTODDLERS BTFO
this was much better
brehs I still have my 6, any jailbreaks for it so I can have some fun? expected to be able to install android on it by now, or some arm loonix distro
>>106549264Is this still acceptable?
>>106549264What if they sold the camera plateau as a detachable modular thing that you can upgrade if you want?
>>106556226nooooo then we can't charge $1400 for the phone nononononono
>>106556226>upgradethat word for apple is the equivalent of garlic for vampires
>>106556242Apple very likely wouldn’t sell it separately. You’d be lucky if you could just detach it.
Apple hire me
I want a phone that doesn't slip from my hands unless I use condom on the phone.
>>106549264who asked though
>>106556321now that you mention it, this is probably phase one of the foldable
>>106550082Because they know they can get away with it, and even have simps defending it all in the end.
>>106549264can I just get a phone with a decent battery that wont overheat and throttle itself to shit when in direct sunlight for 5 minutes, even inside of an air conditioned car?jesus fuck. give me a heat sync and a larger battery.
Clown timeline
>>106549264They should add a warning for manlets.
>>106556636>give me a heat syncSyncing iPhone's heat to the temperature of the Sun's surface... Please Wait....HotSync Complete!
>>106549670Not to mention only one speaker.
I kind of want to go back to the time when phone and camera were not merged.
>>106549424>>106549447>>106555504>>106556437YOU don't tell Apple what you want. THEY tell YOU what you want.
>>106556226>detachable modular thingApple loves dongles
