>Larry Ellison, after making $100B in a single hour, is now worth $388B, making him the wealthiest man on Earth>Larry Ellison is the CEO of tech giant "Oracle"
He owns one of the Hawaii islands. Like, the whole island.
what happened to oracle?
why did oracle skyrocket?
Why didn't you buy in?Why didn't you invest all your money into stock of people who've donated most to Trump's campaign?Were you retarded?
don't ask questions, goyim. if you didn't buy orcl, it's your loss.
>>106550173i did though
>>106550138chuddies just keep losing, elon acks himself when
>>106550166he has a monopoly on healthcare software and they raised prices 2x last quarter, so they got 2x more profit
What does Oracle even do? More AI scams?
>>106550217they own minecraft java edition
>>106550217They do the same thing Palantir does.
>>106550138Do not fall into the trap of anthropomorphizing Larry Ellison.
>>106550217their business model is suing their customers for sticking with their old products for not moving onto their new products
>>106550217Most people think of databases as software that helps store and retrieve information. Oracle innovated on this formula by creating a protection racket that shakes down businesses.
>>106550217They donated $100M to Trump's campaign, and then TikTok was forced to have US data stored in Texas under Oracle. Oracle then sells the same US user data back to China for billions.
>>106550217Customer harassment. Also Ellison is a lawnmower.
>>106550207>>106550422>>106550453>>106550479>>106550555Why are all American companies so cartoonishly evil?
>>106550138why is Oracle up bigly? did they announce they're gonna buy tiktok or is it some meme stock bullshit?
>>106550207>monopoly on healthcare softwareI thought that was EPIC
>>106550413>>106550555I understood that reference.
>>106550173>74.79That's wild for an ancient company that's not promising ridiculous lies, but I guess this is AI related somehow?
>>106550578because capitalism breeds innovation.
>>106550578>>106550670This is crony capitalism leagues worse than the 19th century.
>>106550173>Why didn't you buy in?Oracle is one of those old tech companies that fell off the radar and no one really knows what they're doing any more.
>>106550619It's a classic.
>>106550207Because American policy is very friendly to corporations. That's why we have 10x more mega corps in America than EU combined.
>>106550166>why did oracle skyrocket?he secured a contract with OpenAI , a huge contract of hundred billion $$, so Oracle will probably be the only company in the entire history of mankind to actually make a profit on LLM-AI.
>>106550155"Only" 98% of it (the other 2% are state-owned), but yeah it's nutty.tl;dr Dole used to own it for pineapple plantations, but shut down those farms in the 90s.
lol
>>106551178This has the Luigi situation written all over it. Plus, the insurance companies raising prices across the board.
>>106550578Nihilistic capitalism. If you scrape off ethical background off a culture, christianity in the case of the US, you are left with pure profit incentives. US companies differ from organized crime only by being legal. Their internal structure and dynsmics is the same as it is with worst of cartels.
The only time I ever hear that man's name come up is with extreme scorn. I'm legitimately surprised he's still alive considering how many people hate him so much. From small users to big competitors.
>oracle>a company that provides no products or services of valueeconomics is fake
>>106550138If his wealth is in stocks, then he is probably very poor and uses the stocks as collaterals on bank loans that he has to use for his day to day spendings.
A company started with fucking glowie backing. Larry innovated nothing and used Codd's paper on SQL to code up a working db for the CIA on a PDP-11...admittedly more than Gates and the DOS origins but meh. >>106550771Even worse than cronyism, this is pure glowniggery tricks.
Mfw my ML model is on Oracle documentation and I don't get a single cent from it
>>106553462He has a multimillionaire salary, probably.
>>106553462the guy owns an island, I doubt't he's scraping by day to day
>>106551178Even the antichrist himself altman admitted AI was a bubble and investors should be careful.Then this shit happens a couple weeks later.
>>106550173It's only a 2x gain. Crypto does 10x gain overnight.
>>106550192I'll take elon over this fucker any day of the week, and I fucking despise elon. This guy is pure evil incarnate, like the devils of capitalism had a child and spawned this fucker into the earth.Elon does the same shit but at least he gives us funny memes and hilarious moments like that one time he paid a chink to level up his path of exile account or when his kid albertus catastrus mechanicus called trump not a president
>>106553314I mean when you say Christianity in US, you surely do not mean the dominant Calvinistic prosperity gospel shtick to which even the president subscribes, don't you? Because it would just promote more of that.
>>106550665>not promising ridiculous liesWho’s going to tell him?https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/here-batshit-insane-chart-sent-oracle-stock-soaring-25-after-hours
>>106550413Musk's bestie though
>>106550173who is next in the pump and dump scheme? This is happening with all the big corps it cannot be healthy
What would you do if you had $400,000,000,000?
>>106550413He also races sailboats, flies planes, and plays tennis and guitar.
>>106554415Any system of ethics that draws from anthropocentric principles will do. Calvinism worked fine for centuries.
>>106550165Java :3
Ellison is the biggest weeb on Earth - paid over $100M to have craftmen flown over from Japan to hand build a Shogun tier palace for him, has a huge katana collection, etc. Nice rewards when you glow hard enough.
>>106550317they are infintely worse than palantirpalantir delivers working software at least
