>be me, 1977>chain-smoking, staring at blank whiteboard with two friends>CIA needs database, sell it on the idea alone>"we call it… Oracle" because CIA wants to know everything>devs: "so we start at version 1?">puffs cigar "no, start at 2. v1 is sold out.">IBM already fuming and don't understand it, still looking for the v1 customers>competitions release a feature>sell this feature, we have it too but better>devs: "but sir it will take 2 years to code">idc, tell sales to start selling it yesterday>sales reps promise stuff that can't exist, collect commissions, disappear>do some tricks to pump the non-delivered sales into quarter results, pay a small fine heh>2000s, more money than we know what to do with it>see company named PeopleSoft >I want it>they hate me and say no>lel, have more money anyway>buy it for $10.3 billion, CEO's crying but I just lay them off>do it again with Siebel. And BEA. And Cerner>10 years later, floating in my yacht and on my 4th wife>Sun Microsystems is SUFFERING>the whole internet runs on Java. >puff cigar, send $7.4 billion, literally own Java >call all my lawyers and sales people "Find everyone using Java. Especially Google. Java costs money now" >print money, anyone not paying pays after visit from laywers>2010, laugh at a "bookstore" amazon offering webhosting>um it actually works>cloud? we invented that! pivot to Oracle Cloud>2020, US hates China and TikTok>offer to host it on AMERICAN SOIL>they eat it up lmao, might even have another acquisition path>2025, AI is big>oracle cloud? you mean oracle AI?>do another ponzi scheme with openai, company with near ZERO profit yet they sign a 40 billion cloud contract>take big puff of cigar>did i say 40? let's add a zero and act the 400B$ AI DRIVEN revenue is already there >stock soars 30%>become richest person in the world>buy another yacht for my yacht>already thinking about replacing my fifth, 40 year old, 40 year younger wife with an upgrade>mfw
>>106556564What else were you expecting from a fucking jew? Everything they do is disgusting, filth-ridden, deceptive and spun like a good thing.
>>106556808He is a based jew tho
I fail to see the value of young trophy wives while dealing with male genital mutilation.The increased sensitivity to pain would mean I wouldn't be able to put up with their shit.The decreased sexual sensitivity means I'd be miserable as fuck.At best you can appreciate their beauty when you're not sexually frustrated and on edge from being in pain but then again you can appreciate beauty without marrying.I just don't get it. I know he didn't consent to the male genital mutilation but he doesn't exactly denounce it. And so Oracle and OpenAI by virtue stand for the same mutlation and death of infants.Anything that runs on Java or Oracle cloud is just supporting this strange practice that appears to perpetuate.
>>106557303oxymoron
>>106557521Yeah I can see the appeal of dumping a bitchy old wife for a cute young thing and basically raising her into your perfect waifu, but swapping them out constantly for a new model just seems like a massive waste. Just bang hookers at that point.
No amount of programming knowledge will make /g/tards as rich as Larry.
>>106556564>>CIA needs database, sell it on the idea alone>>"we call it… Oracle" because CIA wants to know everythingthis is why I store all of my images on postgresql
>>106556564>Sun Microsystems is SUFFERING>the whole internet runs on Java. >puff cigar, send $7.4 billion, literally own JavaOh shit. I always thought Oracle created Java. That's even more of a steal than his purchase of Lanai. How does he get these deals?
>>106557652Of course not, he's a businessman first, swindler second, scammer third, and programmer at fourth, same as Bill Gates
>>106556564I was wondering how Oracle became a name brand again with enough money to sponsor Red Bull in F1 for $100 as a title.
>>106557825Yeah, they got that really cheap. Estimated they earn some 2B in licensing fees alone and all of that is just people who got shook down and didn't get Oracle Java off their system and installed OpenJDK or any other of the many unlicensed vendors.
>>106558079He and his friends wrote a database from scratch based on some book in the 70s/g/ can't even do that with all the AI in the world
