that will be 60 dollars + tip
I mean someone is totally gonna buy it
>>106557155iPhone users are now a step closer to their final form
>>106557155we all know what it's really for
>>106557155Straight white man would never buy this
Weekly poorfag seethe thread
>>106557155Minority theft deterrent strap?
>60 bucks for recycled plastic bottle slop
>>106557300>Brining a cross body strap to a knife fight
>>106557155>Minority theft deterrent strap?>snaps after black man grabs it
>>106557242LMAO i actually never thought of that t. polack
>>106557254straight white granny would tho
>>106557385showing your phone publicly is already retarded if you fear thieves.that's why no one will even use their phone in public in latin america. you would get immediately mugged.
>>106557696>buy our billion dollar phone goy>btw you can't use it in public as it was intended to be because your country is a shitholei want this planet nuked.
>>106557267rich people usually dont stay rich by buying worthless shit
>>106557254True, unless they're using the phone heavily for their profession.
>>106557814you have no idea what it means to be rich.a grand means nothing to us.buying a new phone for us is like buying a coffee for you. no one thinks about their spare change.
>>106557860enjoy it while it lasts, soon people like you will have everything taken from you for the crimes you have committed against the working class.
>>106557860Listen edgelord, I'm worth more than $5m and I would still never buy a fucking iphone.
>>106557932>not buying Americanyour anti-Americanism has been noted. i hope you get deported soon.
>>106557155*snaps*
>>106557932>I'm worthNo, you just happen to have access to $5M. You are worth far less.
>>106557871get back to delivering my food, ranjeet
>>106557155What the hell is that?Is it so you can carry your phone like a bag and show other people you own an iPhone?
>>106558010>shits into your foodHere's your food sir, eat up
that will be 699 dolla + tip
>>106557860>implyingalso>buying coffeenow i know youre poor
>>106557978Lol your iToy is made in China and soon in India, even the SoC is manufactured in Republic of China. Intel is worthless for chip manufacturing because americans are brown and lazy.
I still remember how the audience went totally quiet at this moment. Not even the simps could believe it.
>>106557155>4.91/mo for 12 monthsDo you wanna know why I get paid the bit bucks?
>>106557155That piece of plastic shit can't be worth more than 1 dollar maximum to produce.
>>10655810815-20 dollars maximum
>>106557155>clips your phone umbilical cord
>>106558503MUCH less than a dollar. maybe 3 to 4 cents at MOST
>>106558508Probably 100 thanks to being made out of metal and the weird shape.Still, no wheel locking
>>106557155they already took my tip at birth so for me it's just 60 dollars, lucky~
>>106558733>out of metalIve got metal stand for monitor for like 30$ from aliexpress.
>>106558758Have in mind that those aren't stamped aluminum, they're probably stainless steel which can't be stamped.And the most important part of all, they most probably made the shaping process the most expensive they could, just look at a random iphone, they're quite literally the most difficult to build phones you can buy, every single one of those like 100 pieces and like 10 different screw heads needs a dude to put it inside.
https://youtu.be/5V8H9uaQFBE
>>106557155You will never understand. Owning an iphone is all about the status, you are paying for the status it gives you. You are basically telling the world that you are successful enough to afford a luxury phone with luxury accessories.Owning an android just means you're a low tier worker. Owning an iPhone means you are the boss.
>>106557696I live in latin america and I walk with the latest iPhone and other expensive shit like Rolex and nothing has happened. I'd be more wary if I lived with niggers like in the USA and UK, I would get fucking stabbed or shot.
>>106557155Why the fuck would you buy the latest iPhone if you need to break up a $60 purchase into $5 installments?
>>106557978American products are produced in America. Iphones are produced in 3rd world countries for slave wages. Fuck off.
>>106557696I use a fairly expensive phone in public in sketchy areas. I've never once had someone try to steal it.Alcohol and cigarettes I've had people try to steal, but it's never happened. They're just addicts easy enough to deal with.
>>106559656Cars I sort of understand.A phone is a tool, and it's relatively cheap for what it does. I see so many people with the latest iPhone who can barely afford rent.
>>106560799Have you ever met a black person before?
>>106557155I bought one. Having my phone on a strap seems cool, saves pocket space
