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Does anyone have an argument against this?
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>>106559133
How much money does it cost to run that stupid garbage for 2 years compared to the cost of raising and breeding cattle?
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>>106559133
cow good value saar
iphone not ok saar
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>>106559133
a cow doesn't get pregnant on its own, you will need to purchase a bull too
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>>106559133
iCATTLE BTFO
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>be cattle or raise cattle
for some flummoxing reason, 99.999% of people choose the former.
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>>106559133
i have no land
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>>106559205
>a cow doesn't get pregnant on its own, you will need to purchase a bull too
He doesn't know...
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>>106559205
You only need to buy bull cummies
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>>106559176
I think sheep requires less spaces, can multiply faster, and needs less feed, but I haven't heard of sheep milk being popular though. It might be more expensive due to low production.
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>>106559225
I mean, op's so impossibly retarded he thinks he buys a cow and it just gonna lay there, not eating, and shitting out calves from time to time without bulls being arround or what have you.
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>>106559133
you can't doomscroll ecks dot com on a cow
>>106559205
so that's what i've been doing wrong
i've been fucking the cow myself
amateur mistake
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>>106559252
kek
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>>106559252
A phone bill costs 100 a month. How much does it cost to feed a cow?
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>>106559269
>i've been fucking the cow myself
>https://youtu.be/AhwiO8YqiyM?t=117
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>>106559133
if you can’t figure out how to make more than $1300 in two years with nothing but a phone and gumption that’s on you
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>>106559133
OP did you fuck the cow?
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>>106559133
I should invest once cattle but I have not the land to feed them nor the water to water them nor the boys to lead them to slaughter
So I will invest in chickens instead
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Balkan/India thread & that's good.
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>>106559205
>he doesn't know about the virgin Mary cow
Miracles can happen
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>>106559762
Plot twist: OP fucked the cow, but it was actually a bull.
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>>106559205
Just fuck it.
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>>106562167
How do you know? Were you there?
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>>106562174
It's OP, it's the only thing that makes sense.
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>>106559205
That is a bull, in the pic. You can see it's dick in. The middle
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>>106562213
Anon, I think a visit to ophthalmologist is due.
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>>106562334
That is definitely a penis, not an udder.
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>>106562346
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>>106559214
>what is airbnb
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>>106562346
>udder
udders are further back between the hind legs
that's its belly button
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>>106559176
If you live in a village you can just let the cow out, you only really need to feed it in winter.
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>>106559133
In 2024 I saved and invested 48% of my after tax income.
In 2025 I am on track to repeat that.

I don't own an iPhone and I drive a 2003 Corolla but I hit 6 digits this year.
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>>106562790
You hit a $1000.00!
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>>106562678
>>106562781
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>>106559280
plus vet
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>>106559133
Daytrade with the iphone. eezy peezy.
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>>106563014
anon will go to a farm and will attempt to milk a bull
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>>106559133
Fucking idiot, that is a bull not a cow
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I miss the /g/ Cow2Beef posting...
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>>106559133
The cow gets sick and dies unless you also pay thousands of yuros for a cow doctor and the medicine to treat them. You also need some sort of land for the cow to graze on, some fences so that it doesn't run away and gets hit by some car or truck.
Smartphone may break but can be easily repaired, nowadays smartphones have become quite repairable compared to 10 years ago, unless you itoddl
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>>106559205
Most cows are inseminated artificially, you just need to buy the semen.
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>>106559209
Beast
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>>106559176
Feed is extremely affordable. As long as your cow doesn't get sick and need vet bs it should be relatively cheap.
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>>106563662
Why deprive the bvlls of sexual pleasure & satisfaction
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>>106563916
What bulls, you don't have any bulls.
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>>106559225
Sheep meat is disgusting as well.
My cousin gets two to three sheep every year and slaughters them before winter and the meat he gets from them tastes awful.
Fuck sheep. Unless you can do something with the wool - which you can't if you don't have all the gear and skill yourself and have the high amount of sheep necessary to pay that off..
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>>106559205
That is bullshit
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>>106559133
how did she got pregnant?
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>>106559133
>>106565815
if Glock sells horse semen then you can probably get bull cum from HK or some shit

probably not KEL_TEC though they probably sell something weird like pure ostrich sperm suspended in synthetic plasma
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>>106565421
>Sheep meat is disgusting as well.
leave this place at once
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>>106559133
you can't just buy cow every week anon, you may want a phone at some point
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>>106559133
>cow analogy
who could have redeemed this post...?
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>>106566337
YOU ARE GOING INTO THE BOOK OF GRUDGES
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Why not buy phone for cow?
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>every techbro startup gets a foozball table and a juice bar but not one of these
going on strike at the ai nft startup until one is installed
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i'd call them dirty minxes but actually they are quite clean and are even softer than minks
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>>106562790
>I don't own an iPhone and I drive a 2003 Corolla but I hit 6 digits this year.
What are you saving money on, then? Fireworks for your funeral? Enjoy life to the fullest while you still can. When you're over 70, none of your savings or investments will matter. You won't have the health or energy to buy new iPhones, travel, dine at high-end restaurants, or play at casinos in Vegas.
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>>106559133
they are the same, indians will use both to commit sex crimes
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>>106567200
>Fireworks for your funeral?
yes
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>>106559225
Aren't goats better. Goats milk is more nutritional than cows milk.
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The orange iPhone looks like a brick.
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>>106559209
only iphone for stuntania :3
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>>106567580
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>>106559225
Sheep are pretty gud lawnmowers which is a double sided sword. If you don't have all that much garden they eat all the grass, then turn violent. Someone go ask AI how much space each needs, exactly.
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>>106567701
chatgpt gave me an actually reasonable answer (fair; it's the kind of thing that is probably extensively recorded, documented, and discussed) so instead i made it write a powershell script about it
# Sheep Grazing Calculator

# Constants
$MinAreaPerSheep = 1000 # in m2 (0.25 acres)
$MaxAreaPerSheep = 2000 # in m2 (0.5 acres)

# Ask the user for lawn area in square meters
$lawnArea = Read-Host "Enter your lawn area in square meters"

# Validate input
if (-not [double]::TryParse($lawnArea, [ref]$null)) {
Write-Host "Please enter a valid number." -ForegroundColor Red
exit
}

# Convert to number
$lawnArea = [double]$lawnArea

# Calculate sheep capacity
$maxSheep = [math]::Floor($lawnArea / $MinAreaPerSheep)
$minSheep = [math]::Floor($lawnArea / $MaxAreaPerSheep)

# Output results
Write-Host "`nBased on your lawn size of $lawnArea m2:"
Write-Host "You could support between $minSheep and $maxSheep sheep (without supplemental feed)"
Write-Host "`nNote: This assumes good pasture quality. Lawns may need supplementation or rotational grazing."

enterprise grade code, didnt even have to bully it into turning what should have been a one-line math expression into jeetcoded slop
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>>106559221
>paying for bulljizz
Just sneak into a field, find a horny one and wank it off. Bobs your Uncle.
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>>106568107
the cost is more in the safe transportation. if you just want to drink some do that but if you need it at the optimal temperature and in a handy tube for AI(Artificial Insemination) you should pay a real company for it.
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>>106566553
If I put one of those in my home, half of the day would be occupied by my dog getting himself brushed.
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>>106568320
>t. Bullwanker Mafia Cartel
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>>106566489
>>106566553
>humanity gets the dystopian corpopunk surveillance hell state where a single egg is 9$ and you have to give your entire genetic history and brainwave patterns over for the privilege to buy it
>cows live in a post-scarcity paradise with free video games and back scratchers, the women get their nipples massaged and the males get jerked off at least weekly, on top of all the food they can eat, medical and dental insurance, even get their toenails trimmed by a servant
inb4 THEY ARE THE PRODUCT so the fuck am i any time i use literally fucking anything, where is my giant ceiling mounted brush and toe clipping concubine
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$ apt moo
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>>106559133
irisher shocked indian ROCKS!!!
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>>106567551
Goats are great if you like boba made of goat milk and shitlets because they are evil and like to shit while you milk them. They are also insanely good at climbing and eat everything in their path.
Sheep are more docile, but the wool invites growth of pests and worms.
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>>106559133
I've genuinely never thought about this so no, I don't have an argument against it except for the fact that a cow wouldn't have enough room in my back garden.
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>>106559133
cows are a shit investment anyway pigs are way cheaper to keep,feed,take no additional medicine,flues that kill them are rare,the females get preggo easy and you dont have to do shit or even be around when they pop them unlike cows were you need a vet and a fomula 1 pit stop team and you can slaughter them on your own easily.
in my cunt you also dont need to register them so literally every rural household if its smart keeps pigs unlike cows that need a fucking dossier of paper.
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>>106569675
How much milk do you get out of a pig then?
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>>106569725
you dont but the amount you get from your own one isint worth the investment when a liter of raw milk here is 1.20 euro
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>>106565815
>how did she got pregnant?
I had an unforgettable encounter with her. My sperm is so incredibly fertile that it could impregnate countless species, even at a distance.
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>>106565815
>she
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>>106559205
That is a bull not a heifer or a dam In order to get calves in this case, you need a female cow.
>>106570213
Does your sperm impregnate males of a species too? I ask because that is a bull.
>>106570988
Checked and correct. MtF trannies can't get pregnant.
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ITT people who have never left their room let alone stepped foot on a farm trying to convince people cattle ranching is cheap and easy
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>>106571357
no we're not we're saying cows are cute
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>>106559133
I cant browse 4chan on a cow
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>>106571357
convince me that having an iphone is better than having my dream Stardew Valley life
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>>106559133
can't you grow plants?
>a fucking cow
lmao
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>>106559133
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pDTiFkXgEE
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>>106562334
Nigger I have cows fuck you
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where are you finding a full grown dairy cow for $1700? they are typically $5000 starting
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>>106559133
How much do you think raising a cow costs?
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>>106563318
This anon >>106562781 will be playing with bull balls like udders.



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