>Not a single mention of the supposed smarter Siri that was supposed to be out last yearI remember when IBM was too big to fail back in the days. The lack of a useful assistant will be the death of apple.Nobody asked for a thin phone. Go buy OpenAI before it’s too late.
>>106576716IBM is not dead, nor will Apple.As for sales, yeah, it might be a disappointing year coming for Apple, but, I think they will survive that easily.
>>106576716Building a business around phones that only Americans are excited about at a time when you can get phones in every imaginable configuration from China is ridiculous.
>>106576741It’s not dead but it failed.Here’s a thought experiment: would you invest all your savings on IBM shares today or 30 years ago?
>>106576716no one wants AI garbage
>>106576716Steve would've fixed this.
>>106576806Sour grapes
>>106576773because this situation now is IBM 30 years ago, and not right now, or something
>>106577096cheap clones killed IBM, no one can clone apple phones and macs
>>106576773By 1995 IBM had already lost OS wars. And it was not looking good. So, no, not in 1995.But, today? It might be. It might not. I'm not good in stocks.A more question would be 1985 vs 1995? In other words, sensing of demise of IBM PC as competitors and PC clones appear vs sensing that, this is not the end of it all, IBM will shift strategy and stock price will rise once again.So, to circle back to your question. Actually, one might buy IBM stock in 1995 if he could predict that the price was lowest at this point and IBM had better future plans. Once again, I'm not good in investing.
>>106577114>every company has to fail for the same reason
>>106577114Hahahahahahahahahahaha, okay.
CRASHING THIS COMPANY
>>106576811
>>106576806literally every zoomer i've encountered lives and breathes AI nowthey literally cannot live without gpt thinking for them and being their "bestie"every one of them also mocks iphone's Apple Indian attempts at doing basic shit like fixing photosapple is a dead company walking
>>106577907so install chatgpt app on your phone?
>>106577907holy fuck its so fucking over
>>106577907applefanbois will cope somehow.
>>106576716>>106576773>>106576811>>106577854>>106577907iTODDLERS BTFO
>>106577907Apple uses on-device AI, the other two don't.
>>106578114Jeetdroid shill can't understand
>>106578114>on-device AIbasedis it possible to do this on a pixel? would disconnecting the internet force it?
>>106576716I'll never buy shitdroid and there's millions like me. People are happy with Apple devices and will buy them for the rest of their lives,
>>106577907You should stop rubbing shoulders with zoomers. They're vile, defiled creatures devoid humanity and purpose.
>>106578138no
>>106578154fuck. what about with grapheneOS?
>>106578163there is only some very limited local AI support on Snapdragon-based phones
>>106576716>Do something nice, by providing a new product for y’all>Stock value plummets. Gee, thanks guys! Kinda wish I hadn’t bothered you ungrateful shits. Maybe no one can have any phones now? Oh, you don’t like it? Well too bad you ruined it for everybody. I’m just going to sit in the UFO and refuse to sell you anything, seems like you only complain if I do anyways. So yeah. That’s on you.
>>106578114Here’s your on-device AI, bro
>>106578234siri has always been online only
>>106578247No it hasn’t.
Apple toddlers can’t catch a break
>>106578148>said the iNiggerthe ironingyou iNiggers are literally like zoomer boomers, the worst of every worldyou lived through the infancy age of technology growing up and should have learned how to use it but instead you're technology illiterate troglodytes just like zoomers
>>106578478Kek calm down zoomie, don't we all get to troll once in a while?
>>106578478>zoomer doesn't remember the Android tattoo crazeTattoos are gay, period.
>>106578280
>>106577142IBM just rides the indices like driftwood. They were already old when they went public in the 60s. It was never a 'tech stock' in the way Apple or Microsoft was.
>>106578654Nice 2001 era iPad bro
>>106578654sovl
>108 billionOut of how many trillion? Poorfags are so endearing.
>losing 100bn market value is le hecking good because... BECAUSE THEY HAVE TOO MUCH MONEY, OKAY??!? YOU'RE JUST POOR
>>106578234>>106578247>>106578280OOOFBTFO
>>106576716>Go buy OpenAI before it’s too late.Sure, why wouldn’t I put my money into the biggest speculative bubble a short time before it bursts. Is thinking really too hard for you?
>>106576716>muh aiuse case?
>>106582114I've been hearing this AI "bubble" to be bursting in 2 weeks for 3 years now. When does it happen?
>>1065822771-2 years is what almost all the ai companies can stretch their cashbarring some fundamental architectural improvements every ai company is hosed, with the sole exception of google and maybe openai if they can monetize muh ai gf subhumans because they can be served with monkey models
>>106582277When we hit agi
>>106576811He couldn't even fix himselfHow's he going to fix (You)
>>106582277six months ago
Good riddance.
>>106581156Aren't They valued at like 3 Trillion? 100bn is about 3 percent of that. Pretty normal variance, IMHO.
>>106577854I am sick and tired of smoothbrained retards sucking his dick. He was a dickhead who stole all of his ideas from others, including his OS (Xerox Alto). And the only reason he was successful is because he abused the hell out of his employees.
Sodomy has done zero for the improvement of tech. In fact, the faggotry makes everything worse.
Meanwhile the 17 pro max is sold out everywherehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsIJjycgyLM
When you go BharatYou don't use toilet
>>106583867I'm ready to admit that this plan didn't work out for the best after all.
>>106576716> I remember when IBM was too big to fail back in the daysIBM is currently a 200B$ company.Great example you fucking retard.
>>106576741>17 Pro Max models sold out until next year>Disappointing sales
>>106576716Apple hasnt innovated since iPhone was unveiled. Its insane
>>106584059its a furniture companyyoure looking at things wrong
>>106584059>one of the most valuable companies in the entire history of humankind>they're completely wrong!list some innovations they needed for the 17 pro, actual innovations not meme features like a stylus or a headphone jack
I should be able to plug the iPhone 17 Pro into a monitor and have a full desktop macOS experience. The hardware is more than fast enough..
>>106584122>>one of the most valuable companies in the entire history of humankindso was enron, retardholy fuck the absolute state of appo fanboisappo selects for the most retarded of the bunchbc thats how you can sell dogshit products at exorbitant prices
>>106584144If you think Apple is cooking the books you should report them and bring the entire company down (as well as all the big accounting firms that audit them around the world).>can’t list a single “innovation” because he’s a 90 iq schizo shitskin with delusions of grandeur.They need to rangeban India.
>>106584122Its a phone that plays music, has camera and takes pictures/videos. This hasn't changed for nearly 20 years. They have no other innovative product.
>>106576716I wonder how much they would have lost if they had not unveiled the iPhone 17.
>>106584173>redditspacinglollebut for arguments sake, its not cooking the books which created their valuationits speculationlike with most if not all publicly traded companies
>>106584197>its speculation like with most if not all publicly traded companiesit's completely relative, they are considered one of the most valuable companies in the entire world within this very speculative market. In fact, they aren't benefiting from the AI bubble that is over valuing other stocks.>>106584181>They have no other innovative product.Which innovative product are they missing from their product line? They perfected the phone, tablet, laptop, smart watch and laptop years ago.
>>106584250>they are considered one of the most valuable companies in the entire world within this very speculative market.theres nothing relative about that statementthey have an ROI of 10 years.a construction company has an ROI of one month. let that sink in
>>106584250>Which innovative product are they missing from their product lineThe word "innovative" means its a new product that doesnt exist or hasnt taken off. So its a new thing that the world hasnt seen or knows about. Asking what innovative product they're missing is missing the whole reason.
>>106584283roi of 10 years is completely standard in the business world>>106584319>i can't think of a single thing they are missing but i just know they are missing somethinglol
>>106584335noits normal only for hodlretard boomers who invest in housing then get fucked by inflation
>>106584401>The average return of the U.S. stock market is around 10% per year, adjusted for inflation.please stop posting
>>106584430yeahand a) youre supposed to beat thatb) you get your investment back when you sell giving an ROI of 0 secondsc) redditspacing retard bc for some reason the biggest d&k's of this board come from reddit
>>106584468>you're supposed to beat the market because...because you just are ok!!lollmao
>>106584547thats quite literally the bar to clear or go homeif you do average market returns you are as efficient as a monkey which picks investments at randomyou know shit from fuck, why you keep talking?what the fuck is wrong with your head?you clearly, internally know that you know shit from fuckwhy you keep talking?
>>106584131I think this may exist in a few years, at least on Apple monitors.
>>106584430>he really has no idea how the stock market worksembarrassing
>>106577907why the FUCK would anyone want fake, AI doctored photos of themselves?>and here's a photo of me at Hulk Hogan's wrestling match in Valhalla, I remember it like it was yesterdayme? im uhhhhhh sticking2apple
>>106576741IBM does not have a consumer business (sold it off to Lenovo). They sustain themselves with building literally anything business customers ask for.What does apple offer outside of it's consumer products? Nothing these days. They put all eggs in one basket and the only thing that would've made them money in the long run if done well was canned for good after 10 billion fucking dollars were spent on it (the apple car).
>>106583476so 2027
>>106584131>let me carry a keyboard and a mouse and a monitor instead of just a macbook pro with a much more powerful SOC and more RAM
>>106588080NTA. You don't have to carry them. The place, you are going to might have them available for you. So, what he was proposing, it is not really something unattainable.
>>106576716>siri drain my balls every 1 hour and 15 minutes indefinitely>no responseit's unironically over for apple.
