I have recently returned from a trip to Japan, and how I have the urge to install a bidet on my toilet. Does /g/ have any experience with selecting and installing one of these?
>>106582602I just jump straight into the shower after going #2.Use the handheld shower head hose to clean up.Because Lately, toilet paper wiping feels like sandpaper. hurts the skin makes it sore, itchy, and doesn't thoroughly clean up the mess
>>106582892wet wipes maybe?
why do you need to clean your ass straight after taking a shit ?
>>106583266t. Pajeet
>>106582602Yeah, it's nice to have, go for it. Usually it's just less dirty than wiping but not that useful. But when you have explosive diarrhea or just ate a bad thing the bidet is a godsend, less much paper use. Personally I use it to do leader price enemas, and usually my tummy doesn't hurt after that. It's a healing tool
>>106582892I do this as well.
>>106582602ive been to japan twice and was too scared to try them
>>106582602its not hard. Go to amazon search Toto and open the product pages. There's a guide and its like 2 measurements. You order it on amazon it comes in 2 days takes 30 min to install
>>106582602Having used a bidet seat for 5 years + various Totos, I always has the issue of excessive backsplash forcing me to use just as much tissue as wiping without a bidet. Maybe my ass is just unusually shaped idk, so I'll throw in a suggestion for those bidet hoses with adjustable pressure. Added benefit being able to aim just right without excessive backsplash and feeling more satisfactory (subjective)
>>106583738>the issue of excessive backsplash forcing me to use just as much tissue as wiping without a bidet.That's normal, tissue is still fine for drying up
Why do americans call washlets bidets?Pic related is a bidet and we've been using it here in the civilized world for fucking centuries.
>>106582892I just spliced basically that into my plumbing, except it's a hand bidet with a check valve to prevent backflow.>>106583249Even the """flushable""" ones just make themselves someone else's problem and are slowly accumulating in significant enough numbers that their removal would start appreciably eroding landmass.
>>106583266Saaaaaaaaaaaar
>>106585156That doesn't look like nearly enough pressure, or at the right angle
>>106585277It's not the same device.It's supposed to be used with your hands, and with soap, to wash your privates daily when daily showers were not the norm.Also useful to wash your feet and other misc cleaning tasks.
>>106585156its cleaner and neater to just use baby wipes. im not scooping up my shit with my fingers, wtf is that. literally one step above the jeets.
>>106585468>fingersHow the fuck do you imagine these things work anon?
>>106585468>im not scooping up my shit with my fingersYou dumb idiot.You're supposed to clean most of it with paper, and then use the bidet with water and soap in your hands to make it clean and fresh.>>106585468>its cleaner and neater to just use baby wipesBaby wipes are a fairly recent invention, anon.
>>106582602I just installed a second Toto in my house this morning. What a fucking bitch getting the brackets to the correct spacing, had to go to the farthest bracket space before there was finally enough clearance to clip the bidet in, and even then took some forcing. anyways, yeah bidets are god tier and I can never go back. probably the greatest change I ever made in my domestic life
>>106582602I bought three “brondelll” from Amazon. Non electric. Will never go back. I’d buy the totos here but I’m selling soon. Def getting legit expensive ones in my new home.
>>106586118Best mods to my house are definitely the stuff in the bathroom>1.5 gallon toto drake toilets>toto bidets>shower head regulator removalcan't go back on any of these
>>106586328>shower head regulator removaldidn't know about this one, thanks anon.
>look up TOTO stuff>1000-3000€>wtf>look up the same models in Japan>don't exist, but there are models with the exact same or better features>300-400€Guess I'll have to import one.
>>106582602I have a cheap-ass bio bidet and it’s better than my friend’s Toto because it will let you use a LOT more power than the itty bitty Japanese tinkle and you can get an enema to really clean yourself out. Handy if you’re having trouble getting the poop out
>>106582602Jobs says this technology is insanely great. He can bath in the toilet better.
>>106582602>small bottle (the one they sell to board plane with soap and shampoo) + a few drop of soap + waterIt's all you need
>hose your anus while there are fecal flecks surrounding your scrunge hole, splattering it all over the place underneath your bowl where the flush mechanism cant reachyeah, brilliant. just wipe your fucking ass of any large faecum, and then use a small watering can (without a showerhead) on your dick. the water runs down, and you can soap off your asshole and wash your hands.
I just sit on the sink and basically shove picrel up my ass.
>>106582602You probably will have more luck in /diy/
The monkeys that don't have a bidet in their home are basically animals at this point.
>>106582602I got a Tushy 2.0 and it works pretty well
>>106588103How flat or convex is your anus that would result in such a scenario?
>>106582602i just have your mum lick it clean
>>106582892>>106583305get one of these, anons >>106583738
