Hits different during Monday morning stand ups. What's your go to?
i bet that would taste acceptable until you remembered what you paid for it
slow monday mornings are breakfast burritos>sonoran tortilla lightly charred over gas stove>breakfast sausage>mushrooms>2 eggs scrambled with a splash of half&half>chihuahua and sharp cheddar cheese>air fried hash brown pattiesI like adding guac and/or salsa verde on top as I eat so it doesn't get hot in the burrito. Cold brew coffee to drink too.On busy Monday mornings it's a cold coffee, citrus fruit like an orange or tangerine, and something like apples and cheese or just sliced pear. Depends on what's on sale.>t. work from home
>>106590156mcd's pancakes have always been the worst shit imaginable.
>>106590156>mcdonalds big breakfast>sorry ass piece of pork>unseasoned eggs with the texture of plastic>hashbrown that is finished in 3 bites>biscuit, the only good part>over 1000 caloriesL m a O
>>106590156Monday is usually a home office day. Early meetings run from 7am to 8:30am (don't ask). 9am is a big, boring, regular meeting where I don't have to pay attention. So after the morning meetings with the first coffees and before or into the big meeting:>4 egg omlett>with onions or mushrooms, whatever is in the fridge>some salad or spinach>bit of cheese over it>sausage or cold cuts if there is anything left in the fridgethat usually gets me through the work day
>>106590156Picrel but scrambled eggs (with cheese sometimes), grits and sausage
>>106590902probably faster than going to a drive thru and coming home with warmish-cold food.breakfast foods are super quick to make.
>>106590156Bread-butter & coffee.
This morning I'm having a pound of raw Atlantic salmon that I'm going to cut into sashimi.
Fat fuck
>>106590156I always eat beef before booting up my Fedora KDE machine.
>>106590156
>>106590918pancakes in general are the worst fucking food ever. fucking single moms feeding that to their kids instead of some eggs.>fried flour>cover it in butter and sugarfucks sake
>>106590938>>unseasoned eggs with the texture of plastictheir eegs are probably the only good ingredient they ever use>We use a freshly cracked, Grade A egg for our famous Egg McMuffin
Only ausfags know.
>>106591926you need some mental help. pancakes are one of the best things to ever be made. You are a retard and should probably stop being so angry all the time.
>>106591939>You are a retard and should probably stop being so angry all the time.they're correlated i'm not a fatass cause i don't eat slop food (all the time) so i have lower estrogen than you
>>106591941FRENCH TOAST BROS WE WON
Let me guess, you need more
>>106591981ah, the perfect diet. this is why i'm not a fatass.
>>106591981That was my breakfast today, except I switched cigarette for a cup of linseed slop.
>>106590156I love the taste of seed oils in the morning
>>106591993ps try out "bulletproof coffee" it works pretty good for a hunger suppressant. you just put a spoonfull of butter in the coffee
>>106591981I stopped consuming caffeine and replaced it with a glass of fruit juice instead.It's gives me energy without the negative effect of caffeine.
>can't afford breakfast to pay for gas>got enough just for lunch>sleep for dinneri hope i got run over by a truck this morning when i go to work. fuck this gay earth
>>106592037coolest tattoo i've ever seen, would wear. fuck single moms feeding their kids shitty pancakes and cutting the tips of the dicks off!
>>106592037This is why you cook yourself. Don't eat restaurant food unless you're a millionaire.
>>106592022>hunger suppression >just add calorieskind of defeats the purpose
>>106590156>~$30>Could buy 2 large kebabs insteadI really don't see any purpose of McDonalds. They want to turn it into a fancy restaurant, but it will never be
>>106592245>caloriesthat's meaningless. butter is fat and protein, good mind fuel. i think you meant like>carbscarbs suck, and thats why "calories" are bad. because we eat carbs and we get fat because they have no protein or fat, so we overeat to feel full.
>>106590156bread, bread, bread, egg. you swap out the bacon/sausage nigga?
>>106590156Every time I have eaten McDonalds at the one down the street from my house, I have gotten horrendous gut aches and diarrhea from it.I no longer eat fast food as of the beginning of the year and I've lost over 20 lbs. I cook at home. Eggs and I usually do that with a couple pieces of bacon and water. I eat out at a local supper club a couple times per month with my uncles and I'll often save leftover food for Friday AM. A piece of steak, a cup of soup, fish or hashbrowns.Quit eating shit high in sugar and calories.
>>106590156oats or eggs. i'm not a lobotomized amerilard and i actually value my health.
>>106591993coffee and cigarette is my daily breakfast but I'm still fat
pic rel is a good breakfast + a nice green tea
>>106592321same. dont really like bread but it makes the boring egg easier to eat. dont like condiments (bottled sugar)
I just eat some kellogs
>>106592302yeah my weights gone up and down. it just helps because it lets me prolong eating, but if youre rich and buy a bunch of rich delicious nutritious food its gonna happen anyway.a lot of people treat eating like a hobby. like oh im going to watch tv, i need a snack for it.whereas if youre a coffee drinker smoker, you're more apt to just enjoy those instead
>>106590156always get it like this
>>106592391their chicken breakfast sandwiches are pretty good. bit too much sauce tho it gets messy its also a bit too rich for a breakfast i think. >deepfried chicken for breakfasthope its not a habit for you bro
>>106590156Black coffee with a shot of whiskey or two, and a cigarette
>>106591926Pancakes with butter and powdered sugar are one of life's greatest treats.
>>106590156I love the Big Breakfast with Hotcakes but I get it once every couple months. The Breakfast Baconator at Wendy’s is pretty good too though the coffee they sell is total ass.
>>106592406>>106592391I didn't know they had chicken breakfast sandwiches. That sounds good. I wonder if that a regional thing? Never seen, never seen...
>>106591936I wanna check out a sausage sizzle someday.
I wanna add that people gotta remember to brush their teeth in the morning and while it doesn't matter whether that's before or after breakfast (as long as you wait 15 to 30? minutes before or after eating) I personally find it most convenient to do it before breakfast. >>106592025Bad for your teeth but delicious and very convenient. I've peeled an orange once and I'll never do it again. While that juice will deliver vitamins and such quickly, not eating the actual fruit has you missing out on the fibre and stuff. Also, the sugar is less concentrated if you eat the fruit instead.>>106590156I won't touch actual oranges (necessary to peel but difficult and messy), but I cut myself some apple slices almost every morning which I either eat as is or put in my muesli. It's pretty good.For vegetables, I either eat carrots as is (you can just wash them instead of peeling, depending on the type of carrot) or put cucumber on my bread with eggs. I buy eggs pre-cooked because I can't be bothered to cook an egg and I don't toast my bread either. The most effort I'll put in is cutting an apple and putting milk in my muesli. And maybe boiling tea if I feel like I need it. (Although hot tea isn't great for your teeth either I think; still healthy in other ways tho).I often just prepare my breakfast the day before because I really don't wanna do anything in the morning, so all I do is shove my thermos and pre-made lunchbox from the fridge in my bag and go. I usually get ready for the day on the bus and train I ride to work. My top priority is to be on that first bus on time, everything else is secondary to that. But at least I don't skip breakfast. >>106591065>grains, proteinsIt's not all bad, but...>white bread, fast sugar, meat+eggs, even more fat and sugar>mentions adding cheese to scrambled eggs, not tomatoes, chives or parsley>no signs of fruit and vegWhy would you do this?>inb4 potatoIs that potato? I can't tell
>>106590156for me its the bacon egg and cheese mcgriddles
>>106592881>I buy eggs pre-cooked because I can't be bothered to cook an eggstopped reading here
>>106592881>I buy eggs pre-cooked because I can't be bothered to cook an eggThis retard can't even cook eggs and wants to lecture everyone on dental hygiene
>>106592881>Is that potato? I can't tellstopped reading here
>>106593185They sell pre-cooked eggs at the supermarket in my area and they're just a lot more convenient than having to cook them myself. I only buy eggs when I want to bake or make scrambled eggs or something.>>106593780>can't cook eggs and wants to lecture everyone on dental hygieneWhat deep dental hygiene knowledge do you have, oh grand eggspert?>>106593885Thanks for reading.I meant potato fritter, I should've been more specific; sorry about that. I really can't tell what that round thing on the toast-egg plate is though. If it's not a potato fritter, maybe some kind of cheese?
>>106590156I usually skip breakfast but if I have it I'll make toast and egg with cheesesometimes add ham but not often
>>106591981Any champion's goto.
>>106593885Most people would stop reading at the end of a piece of text.
>>106591078>probably fasterI modeled my burrito after a local mexican place I like. It's kind of a wash speedwise since I have to clean the kitchen after and the flavor isn't as good but mine are healthier and cheaper.I used to go there all the time but they've increased their prices to $12 a burrito now from the $8 they were during covid. I go twice a month now just to compare the flavor and god damnit they always taste better than mine.
>>106594737Gross.
>>106592881I knew people who lived like you and died if cancer in 3 months.
bowl of oatmeal (1/2 cup uncooked) prepared with milk. a carnation instant breakfast (a shake powder mixed with milk), one-a-day vitamin, omega-3 fish oil pill.
line of amphetamine
>>106594775That's a lot of food.. But no salad with the chicken and chips? Even with the ketchup, I'd find that too dry... And soft drinks like sprite are so bad for your teeth...Also, is it some kind of fashion statement to leave the sticker on your cap? Cool earrings tho>>106595390But they surely didn't die of tooth related problems. I had a dental root infection once and it was the worst pain I've ever felt, I'm not surprised that people died from tooth related complications in the past. Right now, I'm probably gonna die of asthma before anything else though. Maybe being prone to sickness makes people more likely to cling to supposedly healthy lifestyles for comfort and a sense of control. It's kind of soothing in its own way when you can't do anything about getting fucked up by your genes. I was born with only minor chronic diseases (nothing that'll kill me by the age of 30 or anything) but it sure messed with my parents and they went full alternative medicine because there was little else to do. It probably made them feel better tho.I know someone whose mum died of cancer. She's very enthusiastic about healthy lifestyles, but I can imagine it's because she's afraid too, since cancer runs in families...
>>106590156If you continue to buy anything from McDonalds after they jacked their prices by 100%, you're part of the problem
>>106590156nothing
>>106590156nothin personnel, kid
steak and eggs you fucking faggots
>>106597896>If you continue to buy anything from McDonalds, you're part of the problemcorrect.
>>106597896They increase the quality of their food since 2014 when everyone was shitting on their their fast food slop. It's still fast food but it's a lot less sloppy and with better quality than in 2014
>>106598432Avocado tastes like nothing. Meme fruit.
>>106600308Some dane at my job told me it tasted like eggs
>>106600297You had to add to this, I just did a quick Google search.2018 removed additives, preservatives, and most food colorings2017 some initiative for "chicken welfare" (lmao) which was mainly higher quality chicken sources with 3rd party audits2018 changes to the healthiness of their food such as increasing protein content and reducing fatI mean, I rarely ever eat there, maybe that's why I've noticed this as somebody who maybe eats there once a year, but I've seen the quality of their food increase quite a bit over the last decade
>>106597896>They jacked the prices>its inflationPick one
>>106600297Supply evidence for your claim
>>106590156I try to make breakfast the best thing I eat all day because I have to pack lunch in my bag and literally come home and have like 10 minutes to eat a PB&J to even get 6 hours of sleep.>two cups of black coffee (before, during)>WIDE EGG (1 liquid/carton egg white and 1 whole egg)>flip it and saute spinach and a handful of crushed mushrooms next to it in the pan with olive oil>sprinkle with salt, italian seasoning, pepper, lemon juice, hot sauce>old fashioned oats with chia, flax, and hemp seeds; walnuts, a banana, sugar-free syrup, cinnamon, and a splash of onions milkHonestly the walnuts are the most expensive part but oatmeal without any crunch is disgusting (in addition, instant oatmeal is abhorrent, and if you'd like a tip you can absolutely cook old-fashioned oats in the microwave).
>>106600308amerilard detected
>>106595301Steaming rice straight out of the cooker, mix with raw egg, add shoyu to taste. Shit's cash.
>>106591936This is like arsenic. So much sugar it's poisonous.
>>106601264Took a picture
>>106600308https://www.buzzfeed.com/daniellaemanuel/avocado-tastes-like-clean-penis
>>106590156BeefChickenEggsCheese (that you eat as snacks)Beans/LentilsSpinachMushroomsMixture of those. Fuck everything else. No bread, no rice, no wheat, no pancakes, etc. Pure protein, fiber, vegetables.
Unprocessed, organic, wild-caught seafood, including plants, whether aquatic or terrestrial. Eat this way and you can live 120 years.
>>106602430Replace the cow and chicken and your diet is much better.
The goal is to live long enough until the day immortality is achieved.
>>106601165You're a retard. Read the sub-heading.>Menu prices have outpaced national inflation
