can't spell am yisrael chai without jai shri ram>Software Development & ProgrammingDevDocs - https://devdocs.io/Stack Overflow Blog - https://stackoverflow.blog/>IT Operations & Infrastructurehttps://downforeveryoneorjustme.com/https://status.cloud.google.com/>Job ListingsUSA Jobs - https://www.usajobs.gov/Canada Jobs - https://emploisfp-psjobs.cfp-psc.gc.ca/psrs-srfp/applicant/page2440SA - https://stackoverflow.com/jobs/companiesAustralia - https://www.seek.com.auPrevious: >>106576888
Move to Japan. Tech jobs are in demand there.
>>106595726only if you're named Sukhdeep Dhikshit
>>106595726no thanks. japan is racist.
even applying to jobs are starting to piss me off, all of these job applications make no fucking sense. who the fuck are you trying to get? Do you want a developer or do you want a fucking project manager? Because it sounds like you want someone who can do both for the wage of a junior analyst.
>>106594639>>106594716i wish i had managers like this
>>106595739>DhikshitI hope this is real, because that's based.>>106595753ya, the process is a humiliation ritual, but at the same time you gotta remeber over 9000 retards apply to nearly anything and they need an anti-DoS system somehow.oops, checked wrong box? FILTERED etc. sorry. I don't even bother applying, I just harass people I know to make special roles for me to "apply" to.
>"Dhikshit" (धीक्षित) is a Hindu baby boy's name of Sanskrit origin, meaning "initiated," "consecrated," or "one who is given knowledge". The name suggests someone who has undergone a significant process of beginning or has become a provider of knowledge.
>>106595792please tell me this isn't AI bullshit. I need source.
>>106595792Dhikshit gei women knowledge
>>106595726But then you need to learn Japanese. And that shit takes FOREVER to learn at the level needed for nihon salaryman work.
>>106595715>>Job ListingsOP, you are in the wrong thread.gb2 /utwg/ >>106584667also, why are you so desperate to start new threads? the old one is on page 5
>>106595166I use to wonder why adobe was so terrible at everything. then my company hired someone from there. its all retarded jeets that shit everything up. everything makes way more sense now.is this whole industry going to completely collapse in on itself once the only 'workers' left are AI and indians?
>>106595726Proof?
>>106596034what's funnier to me is that it's such a low value industry no one actually wants to compete, which is concerning in it of itself.
>had a shitty job before this one>get fired>learn programming on my own>get into frontend web dev because it was the easiest field to get without degree or experience and I always liked computers>fast forward 6 years>dread frontend web dev, hate designers with passion and motivation is 0 (ZERO)>even started loathing computersWhat am I supposed to do? I'm pretty sure my manager, as retarded as he is, is going to realize I'm doing jack shit sooner or later
>AI bubble pops, market crashes, maybe even general economy is badly hurt, similar to dotcom>AI bubble does not pop, companies continue under the belief that they will be able to automate laborBad situation
>>106596108enjoy the paychecks while they last and worry later
>>106595916>But then you need to learn Japanese. And that shit takes FOREVER to learn at the level needed for nihon salaryman work.right. it'd be easier to pivot to a whole new career or double down on domestic tech skills.the japan move is a deal with the devil. xenophobia/racism + non-english society in return for stable low-mid pay tech work.
>>106596173I'd only move to Japan for work if I was working for a foreign company and got paid in dollars or euros. The yen fucking sucks and shows no signs of improving.
>>106595959What the fuck insane 595959I kinda want to see how long this thread will Survive with an OP like that
>>106595916Ngmilearning japanese cleanse my soul after years of leetcode hell
My #1 goal in life right now is to get a job at some stodgy insurance company that works 100% in office so I can just sit in my cubicle and watch HR milfs with visible panty lines walk by my cubicle all day. Then I can go to the break room/cafeteria and spend more time looking at 40 year old moms with panty lines.If anybody has tips on how to get a job at an office where every woman has extremely apparent and personally embarrassing panty lines, please share them with me. This whole WFH thing is sapping my will to live and the only thing that will restore it is office lady panty lines
>>106596357based
>>106595726Not for $50k lmao
I feel like a complete KEK working in frontend dev, the stack is more complex than ever and I have to deal with RETARDED shit for 20-30% less pay than backend devs that pretty much only have to shit CRUD endpoints.Wondering if getting into Elixir is actually a ebtter plan, or just good old PHP.
>>106596173There's a reason a lot of working expats who aren't soldiers or spooks in Japan left for China and Southeast Asia. You're not working in the same kinds of poverty lifestyles as a Westerner there as you are in Japan.
>>106595792KEK I see your Dhikshit and activate my trap card: >>106596568 Diwank
>>106596724>You're not working in the same kinds of poverty lifestyles as a Westerner there as you are in Japan.It also seemed like social poverty from the men (and some women) I talked to in tokyo events and parks
how do you stop being cynical over everything, seems like everything is a fuck, everything is a waste, I have a hard time caring about anything.
>>106595726Japan doesn't want me there and that's fine.
>>106597166Reasonable perspective is reasonable.
Does group meetings start to annoy the shit outta you?Guy 1: Asks a questionGuy 2: completely semi-related remark but doesn't answer the questionGuy 3: complete derail of the questionGuy 2: slight correction on guy 3 complete derailGuy 3: gives a sorta right sorta wrong answerGuy 1: thanks everyone!
>>106597297meetings are useless in generalif there are more than 3 people involved its a waste of time
>>106597297And it's the exact same question Guy 1 asked me yesterday which I gave him an email response to. I get he's checking for confirmation with the big team but they gave him the exact same answer except not really. >>106597319I feel like I'm in the wrong workplace but fuck man I'm looking at all these job applications and they're all too much work for what little they give. This sucks.
>>106597297I just read the news in another monitor while ignoring everyone.I just hate people interrupting constantly.
Anyone else work for a company that likes to pressure it's employees to "volunteer" for things? Like even get your co-workers to pressure other co-workers into joining it?Nothing wrong with volunteering in and of itself, hell it gives me an excuse to chill and tell people to fuck off that are competing for a time slot. It's when they keep pestering people into joining these things to the point that I wonder if it's really volunteering in the first place.You can to choose not to go, but some high ranking heads in the company will be there and that may not look great on you if you weren't there. They will even move heaven and earth to make sure you got no important meetings during that time either, so no excuses there.
>>106597455"Can you make it for the after work event? What date does everyone have open? Would September 23rd be okay?"
>>106597455Product manager tried to get me into this bullshit by rubbing my back and encouraging me to try and push others to improve themselves and "take ownership" of new features, aka he wanted me to do his job and then recruit others to do the same.I just nodded to everything he said and then proceed to make absolutely nothing.
I was too honest in my phone interview today and I feel like the recruiter wasn't impressed by my lack of experience (3 YOE SWE doing basic shit).
I'm not a dev but I do program stuff from time to time, and I have an issue: I am able to think more clearly and far better... at night. like, at 11pm and beyond, until like 4-8am. for example, last night I came up with some stuff for some personal project that I hadn't been able to think of for like a year. I have a relatively noisy environment (though very quiet when there is no noise) and I blame that, but I also blame the potential of being interrupted by a coworker, family or whatever.what the fuck do I do?>>106597369what kind of volunteer work?
>>106597632>what the fuck do I do?Contractor. Alternatively, apply for a remote position for a company on the other side of the world.
>>106597538This is a problem too, though I was mainly referring literal volunteering events that are for helping kids and shit. Again, nothing wrong with these things in of themselves, in fact they are great. I just find it weird how suspiciously pushy that the company I work for tends to be about something like this.
>>10659572680% of the losers I knew in high school all live in Japan now
>>106597796is there life better for it?
>>106597538Honestly, as a product manager myself, I hate that I have to do that shit, but we have no authority over the engineers here and I have so much pressure to get shit done that I have to resort to begging the friendly engineers, like a cuck, to help me out. I always tell their managers to promote the ones that help me so I hope I am giving back in that way at least. Never become a PM.
>>106597533>management wants more "team building" activities starting off with a team lunch>manager asks me to organize it because i'm competent>get some basic shit catered from wegmans that i think everyone will enjoy>management team liked it so much they want me to plan future team lunches as well as events outside of workfuck me...i hate normalgroids
>>106595726>works 80hr/week until you dieThanks, but no, thanks.
>>106597818No idea, but probably not. Wherever you go, there you are.
>>106597860They are just like jeets in that regard. But the zoomer japs don't want to be slaves so that's why japan needs a million jeets. Sure the streets will be filled with shit and trash, but that's the sacrifice for the GDP of the country
>>106597796reminds me of a girl in one of my college classes. pretty much a walking stereotype of the mentally ill liberal white girl with her brother being trans and her getting into fights with her family over it all the time.anyway her goal was to become an english teacher in japan. i never told her she's in for a rude awakening because i didn't want to get into an argument with that crazy bitch but yeah sorry japan, we are not sending our best.
>>106597820>I always tell their managers to promote the ones that help me so I hope I am giving back in that way at least.$5 says a C-suite several heads above that manager is told no on that promotion and now that dev is still going to be pestered to keep "volunteering" since they already proven they'll do it and feel like a sucker because of it.Nothing against PMs, I just know that promotion is unlikely because at least at the place I work at. They do it by seeing if the employee is doing better than any of their peers on the team for several years straight before being considered for a promotion.
>>106597993At my place, besides the ridiculous yearly rise to cover inflation, you only get a decent rise if you have an offer from another company. I've been through this with my manager a couple of times and I eventually gave up. Last year I did the bare minimum, slacking off as much as I could and still got the same raise, plus a bonus.
>>106595715>south americanslmao sudaca animals wish they were white
>>106597860>80hr/weekmeme already debunked
>>106595715Ripping the anti trans patch on my jinroh uniform to reveal anti indian patch below it
>Dude, presumably hobo, asks me if I can spare 50 cents >Say no >Proceed to give a dollar to Xorbo (he knows all) to get my fortune >lol This is relevant to /twg/ because I parked near Amazon's Seattle headquarters.
Bros I'm scared they're going to take away our WFH. The trend with businesses has been RTO and I see no reason for that trend to reverse in coming years
>>106597623>Being honest in interviews HahahahahahaYou learn what they want to hear and then say itWhat good is honesty if it makes you look worse than the other applicants
I wonder whether Japanese people feel sorry for the white people who immigrate there
Today at the Microsoft cafeteria I had a big 'ol fried fish sandwich with some waffle fries and it was... pretty good!
>>106598968Just be glad it happened.
we really need another pandemicFUCKING NOW
>>106599176do you have to pay for lunch? I know Apple employees have to. ultimate cuckery. Also can you tell microsoft to stop making windows dogshit? I DO NOT appreciate my context menus taking half a second to pop up
>>106595715>tfw g20 has India
>>106599227yes Microsofties have to pay for lunch, and it's fucking expensive now too, and pretty bad quality 80% of the time
>>106595916japanese is extremely easy. also to work you only need to understand it by ear and reply はい to everything
>>106597455my company doesn't pressure its employees but we have 1 day per year set aside where all employees can sign up and do some sort of volunteering, and everyone is paid as usual that day
>>106599227>>106599247Yes, at the Redmond campuses we have to pay for lunch. It's not that expensive. The sandwich and fries was $11, which is cheaper than anything else nearby, and good quality for the price. At the Silicon Valley campus, meals are free, but people die there a lot. Most drinks are free everywhere.
>>106596258don't give them ideas. JFC.>>106597654>Contractornah, I wouldn't want to work every day during the night.what I'm saying is that I've had some of my brightests moments during nights. those hours are the best learning time for me as well
fuckkkk im getting to a point where im having a rough time trying to fake it. im so fucking tired of everything dude lol
>>106599247Just bring your own lunch box?
FUCK SOMEONE FROM MY GRAD SCHOOL LAB IS STARTING AT THE SAME FAGMAN AS ITHE WHOLE REASON I AM DOING THIS SHIT IS FOR LINKEDIN ENVY AND THEY BEAT ME TO IT GOD DAMN IT
>>106599657Dont be a woman. You two are friends now
learn a trade
>LinkedIn envyReally
>>106597297If it's a small group, I'll completely ignore their subsequent questions and discuss their first question. If it's a large group, I put on a youtube video.
My daily standup has 20 people and goes for 45-60 minutes
>>106599998don't your legs feel tired after an hour?
>>106599214We are slipping into a official recession. No one is expecting more than 100 basis point rate cut by the end of the year.
>>106599999I would force everyone to stand if we could so our decrepit managers would cut it short at 15 minutes
Just got a rejection letter after two interviews.First time going through the interview process, this fucking sucks.
>>106600052>First time? First job, or what
>>106600060First time interviewing for work.I'm in security and have ever only worked for one other company that my buddy owns so this is the first time I've ever dealt with an "official" interview process.
>>106595748>Americans calling Japan racistMost Americans have no self-awareness.
>>106600087Japan will be 10% japanese and the redditors of the internet will wonder why japan isn't like there 90's anime.
>puts AP (Autopilot) Engineer @ Tesla as their LinkedIn headline>actually does data collectionWhy does this happen?
>software """engineer"""
>>106600345Who fucking cares this much about titles holy shit.
>>106600351
>>106599028I wasn't honest, I was "too honest", meaning I didn't lie enough. I need to write an actual fake story about my experience and memorize it. It is too hard to fake it on the spot.
>>106600636>I wasn't too honest, I just didn't lie enough >I'm not hot, I'm just not cold enough
One of the biggest flexes millennials can have on Gen Z is "I got my uni degree without AI"Those institutions are fucking infested with AI at all levels now, every degree is suspect
>>106600666>90C is too cold to boil water>90C isn't hotNice trips though
In fact, AI has permanently marred all future claims of effort. It is impossible for anyone from this point forward to claim their work was completely their own effort. AI can whip up slop instantly for any occasion, unless you're observing the person work from end to end
>>106597796>80% of the losers I knew in high school all live in Japan now>>106597818>is there life better for it?whether it's better or not initially doesn't really matter, although it could still be worse lol.The true fall of japan expatting is long term, seemingly.
>>106598775>Proceed to give a dollar to Xorbo (he knows all) to get my fortunebased lmao. dealing with homeless is very tech worker
JAPAN WANTS ME THERE
>>106600825They don't want bald scrawny (or overweight) pasty white pathetic software engineers (like me) though
>>106600825>JAPAN WANTS ME THERE>>106600831>They don't want bald scrawny (or overweight) pasty white pathetic software engineers (like me) thoughthese are 4-5s/10 that would date a young DiCaprio if he paid for dinner
goodnight /twg/
>>106600845>goodnight /twg/why is your sleeping space so messy anon?
>>106600831Some of them are chubby chasers. Fat/ugly bastard hentai tag exists for the Japanese's female market anon.
>>106600831how do i stop being scrawny? i have a gut condition i cant eat too muchtc 265k
>>106601008I know its a meme but sometimes its genetic for to heavy/skinny.
>>106601131It is genetics. Fatties are fat because their bodies are telling them that eating 10kg of food still isn't satiating. People with the Asmongold build are scrawny because they sustain themselves on a carrot a day and feel like they ate an elephant until late into the night.
>>106600000we're never really going to have an official recession because that might mean boomers would lose their retirements, and we NEED to let them live like kings for the limited time they have left on this earth (about 30 years)
>>106601228>>106601131its both. By default the avg american is exposed to a diet full of processed food. As a result only a few with genetics to escape the processed food diet escape it. Most people exposed to a whole food based diet would become a healthy weight
>>106601329In short cut out sugar and most people would drop 30-500lbs.
>>106601339yh but most people don't understand what sugar is. Simple carbs are practically sugar
>>106601349Its the sad truth most people don't realize that calories in calories out is only half the picture. Sugar would refer to HFCS, Table Sugar and even Honey/Fruit since you can overdo even that.
>put my 2 weeks in>they actually want me to work them instead of immediately letting me goI mean fair but what the fuck
>>106601362Isn't that what usually happens?
>>106601362If they fire you it means they have to pay you unemployment anon.
>>106600000noice quints
>>106601412>>106601441Idk I figured they'd want me out why have someone who doesn't want to be here anymore have access to ALL of your stuff
>>106601441>If they fire you it means they have to pay you unemployment anon.>>106601483they could have thrown him on garden leave
>>106601483Gotta get knowledge exchange on everything that's been siloed with you.
>>106599345>meals are free, but people die there a lot
as an outsourced jeet my virtual desktop is constantly crashing, can I get fired for complaining to our IT boss? I literally cant do my job because of how frequent this piece of shit is fucking up despite me having a flawless network connectionanyone dealt with a similar situation?
>>106601794t. IT here you can always complain to us. We face the most bitching from older people than anyone else.
I HATE DATABASES WITH TRACES EVERYWHERE FOR AUDITING KILL ME PLEASE WHY IS EVERYTHING SO COMPLICATED
>>106601794You will get fired for NOT complaining about it. You have to speak up when you have a problem.
>>106601483so why are you not reciprocate the gesture and start stinking up the place? Post some controversial stuff on the main channels, go on sick leave, call out the jerks to their face, submit internal reviews / whistleblower reports. Make some dumb PRs/reviews. Push a gorillion AI generated slop. Complain on linkedin, leave a glassdoor review. Get creative. It is not just for you, they will think twice about fucking with the next guy. Pay it forward.>>106601558lol, why would anyone cooperate. Document the basic stuff, prompt the ai to slopify it and call it a day.
>>106602020>so why are you not reciprocate the gesture and start stinking up the place?What goes around, comes around.I'd personally not bother risking my future job prospects just so I can fuck around with my soon-to-be ex-employer. The people at your current job will at some point also transfer jobs and there may be a point where they're where you're applying and say "God, that dude was such an asshole" during the interview process.
>>106601915my concern as wellat the same time better desktops = higher costsand I'm frankly not sure whether they hired us to do a high quality job or have us be part of the cheapest offer
>>106602152They either do it or they won't, but you letting them know your computer is dying won't affect you negatively They certainly want you working
>>106602152This is third worlder logic. Let things barely work just because it makes money instead of reinvesting/fixing things for better returns on investments. You might as well throw trash out of your shithole apartment since you care so little.
>>106602178idk man the business guys on top clearly have it all figured out and me as the little bug worker mustn't ask too many questions or they might get pissy
Does it make any sense to take a sick leave for depression when the very root of your depression is your job?
>>106600000>quintsmassive sell signal
>>106602255if sick leave is paid then yes.
>>106602039>dare to be smolIn this case I think it would be more like corpo FAFO.Bending over is certainly a valid strategy, in fact, 2 weeks on autopilot is not that bad, but you can also consider the alternative and make something out of it>wow, this guy is great, he tells it like it is, what a bunch of bs mgmt spews. This is what integrity looks like, balls of steel, notedmost probable scenario is no one cares about you one bit though
Quitting at my company is a humiliation ritual, everytime someone quits they've to let everyone know in the slack like some PSA like anyone gives a shit
>>106602784the only one humiliated here is their boss and the company. I guess whoever posts these has a humiliation fetish.
>>106602570I will proceed with it then, thanks
>>106599998>20 people scrum teamlmao, you could split that into 3 teams and it still would be too much
>>106602840just so you know, things will go back to shit immediately after you come back. use this time to find a new job.
>>106602152>>106602194No offense but from your couple of sentences you posted here, you sound clinically retarded, and I'm surprised they even hired you in the first place. Stop caring about your headcanon about the philosophies of your higher ups and make sure you do the job you were hired to do properly. If you have a problem, speak up on the appropriate channels. How hard is this to understand? I mean I'm not complaining too much, given that people who actually do basic communication as expected are perceived as being more proactive than at least 60% of employees.
if IT would just give me the admin password I would have all those think clients fixed in 1 day...
>>106603129Shut up nigger
>>106603129You can't even spell.
>>106602864I know. I just need a break, a paid one preferably.
nothing like brewing specialty coffee during work hours am i right
>>106602992well either you're right and I'm literally retarded or you're a US/UK newgrad
>>106603212Coffee drinker here. What dark roasts do you recommend?
>>106603212It's fall and it's getting cold, so I just made hot cocoa
>>106597297I feel like the key to group meetings is to just vibe with the crew while sort of being productive (every now and then an important detail gets resolved)I did not survive my last programming job because I took the project and my reputation as a programmer way too serious, stepping on people's toes and getting myself hotheadedProbably better to look at the bigger picture and keep things light and comfy, and the key to that might be to stop thinking so much.>Oh no the boss must be thinking that I'm not saying enough! >Gargh, my coworkers take ages to review my PR, I'll look slow and lazy!
>>106603252BUT ANON THATS ILLEGAL REEEE
>>106603140>>106603164fuck you IT faggots... u are damaging my productivity... IT faggots don't need even exist gtfo of my organization you arent Tech Worker
I miss having my own personal office with a door and window at work. Fuck open office spaces so much.
>my turn on literal physical help desk>literally sitting at a little makeshift reception area for karens who need password resets or a printer unjammed or something>think the "IT is not real tech gimme password" shit is just memes>programmer comes by with his laptop>slams it on the reception desk>it's bitlockered for too many incorrect password attempts>ask him if he's already tried the self serve unlock portal, the url for it is right on the bluescreen>he just folds up his laptop and walks away, shouts "YOU BETTER WATCH THE FUCK OUT ON YOUR WAY HOME" as he storms off
>>106603440Half of IT is autistic but 90% of programming is.
>>106603440Probably not the whole story
>>106595715w-what happened to the op image...
>>106603467well i also beat his ass at gear during lunch (i play asuka)
>>106596357>Milf panty line anon is backthread is healing
what's your tip for swallowing your pride/ego and just doing your job when your boss is a retard?
>>106603754reciting LTG quotes/speeches in your head
>>106603754Thankfully I'm no longer in a team like that, but at the end of the day, the only reason why I'm here is because I get a paycheck at the beginning of the month.
>>106603754https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi0iKFFBKc0&list=PLDPkNVXPYeP5QDUQSX1IVJU2-4T9LvrQG
I don't want my kids to fall for the STEM meme as tech reverts to the mean of massive unemployment and underemployment typical of the rest of the field. Glad I got in while the going was decent.
>>106603212just skip the foreplay and proceed to gay sexo
>>106595715took these niggas a day lol
>>106603754always be leaving and plot your revenge. Give them enough rope to hang themselves. Audit everything, it will come in handy when shit hits the fan. You are supposed to be smart if you work in IT, you must be able to demonstrate the low level skill of how to inconvenience your boss at the worst moment possible
>>106603862The real meme is not focusing on Reading/Math. Everything else is extra for education.
>>106603862Yeah I realized way too late that being a doctor is 10x better than the STEM meme. My GF gets to have a flexible schedule, and can make like $2k in a single day if she wants to, impossible to not have a job, highly respected, etc. The residency/training sucked but after that you are golden for the rest of your life. Will be telling my kids to go that route instead of tech for sure.
>hey anon do you have a minute to talk?
>Left laptop charger at home>Grab one of the spare ones in a cabinet full of them>They're literally all the same charger model, all of them usb c>This one intern that was hired a few months ago walks up to my desk and rests his hands all over it>Take off my headphones>"Uhhhhhhhh I see that uhhhhhh you took that charger........ It's the one I use everyday I always take the same one">Oh no problem, I say as I unplug it and hand it over to him>"OH NO NO NO IT'S OKAY I DIDN'T MEAN YOU NEED TO GIVE IT BACK UHHHH I WAS UHHH JUST LETTING YOU KNOW>Walks away murmuring somethingWhat the fuck just happened to me, I don't work with real humans no way.
>>106603754Seeing how far you far you can go slacking off without being caught.I get kick out or knowing he's paying me to go shopping, do house chores, go for a walk, or even go swimming at the beach if the day is slow.
>>106604102Yeah. Now that we're turning into traditional engineering where they want a masters for a position that pays <$100k or you can go fuck yourself, you might as well go into medicine and make some money after the grind and grad school tuition.
>>106604102People meme about the "you can work on a laptop anywhere", but SWE as a contractor outside the US means mediocre pay by the local standard for bitch work. You're in Chiang Mai as a "digital nomad", you're going to probably get paid like a Thai contract developer not a FAGMAN.
>>106604175you have been visited by the lucky office autismo. much luck and many blessings upon your cow, sir.
>>106604102I'll take 0.1x of what your gf makes just to be able to sit at home all day and not have to see/smell/touch some old guys geriatric dick and balls.
>>106603754you can do nothing or play the game. If you want to play the game it depends on your access to other leadership at the company and your own competence. It's trivial to expose an retarded manager but you have to be completely sure you aren't retarded as well.
>>106604472Medicine will probably get shittier too. Isn't it just a normal kinda shitty job in yurup? As the pay pigs die off and more people end up on socialized plans.
>>106604175Your name is now in his death note.Sorry bro.
>>106604732>Hello! My name is hr_roastie and I’m a Senior IT Recruiter at whogivesafuck. I’m looking for a Software Engineer for a remote B2B project in the banking sector. If you’re open to new opportunities, let’s connect!>Tech stack: Python, React, AWS, Docker, OpenShift.I havent touched react, AWS and openshift. Should I reply to her? And even then, should I lie or tell her I havent touched taht stuff?
>>106604175hes gonna flood your office with magma
>>106604681I think medicine and law have sufficiently entrenched lobbies that won't happen. Regardless, the goal is to get into the charmed life of a highly paid American megacorp worker, weather that's a F500 or large hospital network or BigLaw. It's night and day different from the bullshit you deal with in a small business, because at least you're compensated for your trouble.
>>106595748I had no problems in Japan.t.tall, handsome Nordic>>106595916>But then you need to learn Japanese.Not a problem, did Nihongonouryokushiken two first levels in two years.>>106600844>these are 4-5s/10 that would date a young DiCaprio if he paid for dinnerNo ink, metal or drama. that is more than 4-5.
>>106604747Honestly bro, they aren't going to respond even if you do. Flip a coin.
Does life really end at 30, old bros?
>>106600844And they're trainwrecks. You're 'jakking over "white trash, Japan"
>>106605156No, it ends at more like 35. If you don't have kids by 35, you will statistically die alone. So at 30, you have a 3ish year window to ascend to normiedom.
Why do we always talk about Japan?
>>106605197sexiest women on the planet
>>106605197it's where losers from north america move to "change their lives" before inevitably becoming depressed and realizing "thing, japan" isn't actually any different than "thing elsewhere", and changing their mental attitude is the only thing that will truly bring happiness, not your location.
Why do software engineers have to take on more non-software engineering work as their career progresses? Why can't I just remain an individual contributor and get paid more to do harder coding tasks? I understand that there's a ceiling to how much I can get paid doing this. I am ok with that. I don't want to be a project manager
>>106605590because the more experience you have the larger projects you can be responsible for, and the tool required to build large projects isnt coding but people. You are engineering a large complex solution but instead of writing functions and objects you are telling people what to do, and resolving conflicts and bugs and optimizing the allocation of those people.
>>106605590You get slow, old man. Younger brains work faster and the new kids aren’t 5 years from financial independence so they work themselves to the bone like you used to but you don’t now because you aren’t afraid of losing your job anymore. Just the way of the industry, and most people want to get a job with little effort and high pay. You can always program for free in your own time
>>106605197because japanese office ladies often have really frumpy/erotic panty lines
>>106604102>highly respecteddoes my head in, GPs are glorified pharma sales folks and gatekeepers of prescriptions. Unironically trust an LLM to hallucinate less. Don't even get me started on the covid taktiks
>>106605638But I don't want to do that
How do you get a remote helpdesk job without ANY experience? Is it hard? I'm tired.
>>106606813Start cold emailing/calling companiesyou won't get past the online application filters, so don't even bother with that
Will be having my Amazon full loop in a few weeks, how many people will I be competing against? And why does every single Amazon post I find is just people bitching out and dooming?
i need a stressless wfh job in yuroland
>>106606813If it's remote, why would they hire you instead of a Filipino for 20% of the cost?
>feature that took me a shitton of time to develop has seen LITERALLY ZERO use in monthsit's impressive how "business" people who supposedly know what our users need and prioritize our backlog can get away with this
>>106607274how do you know it has zero use?
>>106607301because there's a midnight cronjob that resets the counter to 0
>>106606934>And why does every single Amazon post I find is just people bitching out and dooming?it's considered a PIP factory (mandatory stack rank and bottom is gone each year) and is cheap with employee perks, as frugality is a core principle of the company. onsite food is just free bananas or somethingyou get paid well, but the stock is backloaded over the 4 years so company keeps most if they toss you.
>>106607301because i had to create a new table in the db, which has 0 (zero) rows
>>106607347maybe people tried to use it but your shit is broken and doesnt write to the table?
>>106607383very funny
>>106607343So basically either get promoted or get the fuck out? At least that makes things easier to decide to stay or leave.
>>106607420>So basically either get promoted or get the fuck out? At least that makes things easier to decide to stay or leave.ya you want to be tracking upwards towards whatever a "terminal level" is. probably senior Some big positives:1. amazon apparently makes getting (good) work done possible, so it should be possible with time and grit. some large companies are a mess to get anything impactful done in. 2. good tech
>>106607420And tbf, a lot of people don't care as long as they get Amazon on their resumes.
>>106607274I worked like a month on a pet project feature by the CEO, we went to a client's with testing hardware to set it up and to demo it, and I don't think anyone ever actually started to use it.
>>106607466Still seems like they do a lot of meetings but that's not too bad from my perspective.>>106607569That's how I'm looking at it if I manage to get hired. I've been getting pedigree bared lately.
>>106607274all necessary software already exists.
>>106608350And Adobe made it all
>>106597942>>works 80hr/week until you die>They are just like jeets in that regardI wouldn't call what jeets do "work"
IT is an endless field of rat humansI am a rat. but i am at home
