technology to delete content off the internet that you made years ago but has aged poorly and is now being used against you?
>>106622078I want to filter all the anime images does there tech for this?
>>106622078You're allowed to delete most data as an EU citizen. Also you can set up a second persona so your old tweets can't be connected to the 'new you'. Ideally you'd man up and stand up for your ideals and admit to your mistakes.
>>106622078Let Dead Internet Theory do it for you.
>>106622078have you considered apologizing and doing better?
delete the account then remove it from every search engine cache. for google you just put a link and they manage it in 24hours idk about bing etc
>>106622078>XKCD has already deleted that one from their archives
>>106622269why?
>>106622359Antisemitic init.
>>106622078Worry not! You wil be replaced and forgotten!
>>106622269fake newshttps://xkcd.com/1357/
>>106622269No they haven’t: xkcd.com/1357/
>>106622078Retvrn to monke
>>106622078A baseball bat
>>106622078Did something happen?
>>106622616Wow that sure makes me want to root for scientists!
>>106622762It really puts into perspective everything I have been seeing. The current, absolute state of Gen A and Z is really fucking weird, and they all think this post covid / AI infested shithole where nobody thinks is just normal.
is there a way to delete all Facebook posts older than 10 years?
>>106622269>it's truekek
>>106622078What if decentralized "censorship resistant" platforms and the wayback machine are actually the bad guys?
>>106622078Didn't you read the EULA?
>>106622769>It's just GenZ/A and covid that's bad!Oh they got you too, haven't they?
>>106622078nobody can prove I posted anything. you see, i tricked my middleschool friend into using my user name because we were good friends, then i set up accounts for all my cousins and later in life their children using this same user name in various services. every time i visited family and friends, id set up new accounts for them for things like streaming services and the lack and generously pay for the first month. i have a bot net of human flesh that posts as my proxies and no amount of ai will ever be able to tie my posts to them even though they have literally used my name for years. i am the divine schitzo, kneel before my power.
>>106622078i can't believe xckd just become politicial
I can't tell if - over the years - XKCD got a lot less funny, or I got a less bad sense of humour.
LMAO
>>106622078If you didn't use your real name who caresIf you did just say it's someone else with the same bameIf you can't do that just say you lost the account years ago and someone was using it to scam/spam people
>>106624712there's been a case close to where I live of people actually eating cesium-137, but I doubt they could afford shrimp
>>106624712Leftards have no sense of humor, they only want to preach to you whatever shit they think is important 24/7.
>>106624975Some of his comics are definitely like that, and when I found his comics funny I was a leftist high schooler, but look at this one (>>106624727). It's not political and it's just... not funny.He probably runs one of the most successful western webcomics, and he just isn't funny or really even insightful or anything. I guess he just got in early?
>>106624975Hard to have a sense of humor when the world seems to be unraveling and the means needed to stop it seem to be getting more and more extereme. That's hardly unique to one of the constrained flavors of partisan meme fluid, anyone can see it happen, but conflict keeps arising from disagreements over what exactly has to go.
>>106625192>I guess he just got in early?>low effort stick figure 4komano shit he got in early.Penny arcade, XKCD, B8U, those were some of the first successful web comics.
>>106625287what are some actually funny web comics? inb4 stone toss
>>106625302I have yet to come across one.
>>106625302SMBC is funny sometimes, or at least used to be, I haven’t read it in years so I have no idea what it’s like now
>>106625302loss
>>106622078Has Randall trooned out yet? Is he poly? Does he get cucked? Rundown?
>>106622078stunning and brave, I'm with HER btw.
>>106625335still lots of LE SCIENCE jokes that are relatively easy to get but aren't particularly funny. not offensively reddit tier bad but very few will elicit more than a chuckle
>>106625642obsessed
randall is the prototypical techbro. he things every random thing he reads while wikigroaning is some secret forgotten tech no one understands and just makes an ass of himself trying to explain it to an audience that knows it better than he does (and then creates a sub-audience of retards who parrots his incorrect explanation)
>>106622078Why is that even in comic format. There is no joke. No story. There isnt anything there besides him preaching to you and telling you what he thinks.Thats my issue with content creators in the first place. They obtain an air of superiority and correctness from just being the one that drew some boxes and stick figures or recorded some video or have a podcast. I value the nonsensical writings of random people here and other forums, reddit, YouTube comments, etc. over people that put themselves up like that.
>>106626087>bits of entropyWhat?
>>106622078Left-wingers started it and are now upset when it's being used against them.
>>106626087What's wrong about this?
>>106626121without getting too crazy into math basically "entropy" in cryptography refers to the randomness in the system, and subsequently how big the key space is (how many passwords there could possibly be and will it tend towards a given set of them)>>106626165entropy doesn't refer to the length of the password, it would involve the character set used, and is a property of the SYSTEM, not of the individual password/key. Even if it was a property of the individual passphrases in actual use, the "bits of entropy" doesn't change because it would be the character set in use, not that there's dictionary words in play. also dictionary attack would get CorrectHorseBatteryStaple long before Tr0ub4dor&3 because being made up of common words means it's going to be tried first and Troubadour is not even a very common word and might not be included in initial dictionary attacks. Also no one does dictionary attack anymore anyway and anything important is protected with more complicated systems than "input your password one time to be logged on for the next 24 hours my dude"in his example correcthorseetc is a "better" password but just by being longer. It's unintentionally a very good troll pic because even though everything in it is wrong, correcthorsebatterystaple is objectively a better password than troubadour420 or whatever just from being longer.He's also wrong about the "cracking a stolen hash is faster but it's not what the average user should worry about" remark because that is EXACTLY how dictionaries are built for dictionary attack and how intercepted passwords once handled properly start being included in spam letters addressed directly to you saying they watched you watch porn, and is why it's strongly recommended to use different passwords for everything (and that if they aren't different enough you need a pw manager to remember them all, they're not different enough)also this man isn't aware of the water cycle
>>106625302Perry Bible Fellowship is the only one
>>106626489Actually, I forgot about Beartato.
>>106626437>retards think "dictionary attack" means it used an english dictionaryjesus christ just stop posting. The technical part of the comic is fine, what's wrong is the (unfounded, disproven) assertion that one is easier to memorize than the other.
>>106625192>I guess he just got in early?Also cornered a very good nicheTechbros are very very into getting their feet wet, but to avoid getting their ankles soggy. Which means a somewhat varied set of 4koma shitposts, combined with infographics. >>106626165The scrambled word is still doable with a dictionary attack.The second is too, in less attacks.But what is wrong with is, is that once you use more than 1-2 services you then have the option to:1. Unique password per service, risk not knowing the password, thereby reverting to a cheat sheet 2. Share it, and thereby making any leaks into getting your accounts compromisedWe are also in the age where cheating the twofactor is the most common way to steal accounts.
>>106626753>thereby reverting to a cheat sheetyou can get a password manager that doesnt store stuff in Le Cloude and it's still reasonably secure (you usually need a first password to access the rest of them in the manager, and someone would need access to your computer to even try to attack it, which is unlikely unless you're a dangerously competent midwit who runs a home server for access out and about or something)
>>106626437>no one does dictionary attack anymore anyway and anything important is protected with more complicated systems than "input your password one time to be logged on for the next 24 hours my dude"The comic was written before 2FA hardware tokens had any significant adoption.
>dunning kruger: the thread
>>106622078Corporations are the government, though. And they will use their platforms to not only silence but also punish you. For example, making sure you lose your job. If you have no job, you can't afford living. Trying to circumvent this will eventually result in your getting arrested. In other words, online narrative policing => government putting you in prison. Hopefully the xkcd leftroon learns this fact the hard way now that Zion Don is in control.
>>106626980the comic doesnt have a date but RSA fobs "As of 2003, RSA SecurID commanded over 70% of the two-factor authentication market" according to wikipedia and also according to the meme encyclopedia "xkcd (sometimes styled XKCD) is a serial webcomic created in 2005" so even as of his first comic RSA fobs were already a thing for anyone with a real joband even then, it still doesnt explain the fundamental failure to understand what "entropy" is, how passwords are cracked in symmetric keying systems, or what determines a cryptosystem or individual key's strength against attack
>>106626878Look midwitCheat sheet == Fine, but a physical attacker can get itCheat sheet as a text file = Better, but its local, also multi device issues SYNCED cheat sheets = And now what if the syncing gets compromised anon?Automatic password manager?Okay, so you get different passwords per site. Its still just one email leak away from being 2FA'ed into oblivion, but that is almost good. Butt its also just a server leak away from the same.Remember: Randall don't address the problem with needing 10-15 different passwords, and its why the comic is reposted..Similarly you want fiction to be your mothers maiden name/pet/school/friend whatever, or some asshole is just going to facebook crawl it, which means you are 100% forced to write it down unless you want to brick your iCloud/Google account.
>>106622078I have a single post from 2004 that I am desperate remain unconnected to me. There is nothing I can do about it. It's there waiting to explode upon my life.
>>106622078Sorry, you’ll need to own ever woke word
>>106627278oh you meant like a literal piece of paper cheat sheet. it's bad practice but imho not nearly as dangerous to Number Go Up as anything else, even physical fobs and so on. the biggest problem would be an enterprising coworker finding it and pranking you if a "physical attacker" can get it they can also just beat your ass until you cough up your banking details
>>106627052>Corporations are the government, thoughYes but big multinational corporations are not any different from the government even if that wasn't the case. It's really about limiting the control of large institutions. There weren't any large multinational corporations that had the same amount of power as large nation states back when the founders wrote the constitution, so they didn't account for that. But they most likely would have included other large institutions like multinational corporations if that was the case.
>>106627493I have an incredibly long and incredibly wack (and very identifiable) posting history and as much as I worry that it'll all blow up in my face one day, I also wonder if it makes glowies think I'm more trustworthy or helldumpers think I'm too pathetic to attack for being so open and openly stupid (whilst not leaking anything actually important to other agencies; just being a shitheaded drunkard on my own time and being careful about Capital-S Secrets on my own time)>>106627553>There weren't any large multinational corporations that had the same amount of power as large nation states back when the founders wrote the constitution,what about the east india company or something
>>106627572>east india companyThats not a company. That is a nobility club state enterprise. For all intents and purposes its just the same as having a Depart of Warfare, or Department of Transportation, except its focused on foreign soil extraction and sabotage.
>>106627602>That is a nobility club state enterprise.im not a history grad so i wont challenge you too hard but im pretty sure attempts to nationalize these sorts of companies literally ended in the French Revolution and the locke-inspired-but-not-certified hell we live in today because of it causing things like "inflation larger than 2%", "valuation of a company exceeding its cash(gold and materiel) holdings by 15%" and "use of paper slips expressign debt instead of direct exchange of precious metal coinage"
I used to enjoy these stupid comicsReading them now makes me feel ashamed I was so stupid and gullible
>>106622269verified by true patriots
>>106627616>ended in the French RevolutionWhy yes, trickle down eventually resorts in an entire social class being without food or infrastructure, when working to get that."The West" has successfully subsidized agriculture enough that there has not been real famines since pre WW2, and as a result has completely removed that social instability. The modern version is a little different.You can have neetbux, you might even b e forced into training, but you get food and infrastructure access. There might be shortages, but it never extends far or multiple, not even during COVID.
>>106627673>and as a result has completely removed that social instability.it's crazy how in the past 5-10 years finbros threw away a century of sandbagging and now eggs are 9$ each and rent is 2k/mo for a 1br despite there not even being a shortage and even californians are stockpiling weapons over lack of access to cheap groceries and housing. i'm not a goldbug but something seems fundamentally broken about the current economic system, or at least finance alone
>>106622078> free speech doesn't mean free of consequencesMost retarded take ever.By the same logic free speech is everywhere in the world, including North Korea.They don't prevent you from talking, but if you do the consequence is getting killed.It's just a consequence, isn't it?Oh wait, you decide which consequences are acceptable? How convenient.
>>106622078>except if you're a leftist like me then you're censoring reeefunny when the script flips the homos that say this stuff dont actually believe it
>>106627779the problem is that 'line must go up' is because of inflation. not greed, not capitalism, simply because of inflation. And the only thing fractional reserve banking using fiat money can do, is create inflation. The problem we have today, is that 99.xx% of the value of the dollar has been inflated away, and the system is doing everything it can to not reach 100% but it will, it has to. When it does, money will be literally worthless. Its how the whole thing is set up. The governments of the world are scrambling to create a new digital fiat sollution so they can pull a fast one on everyone rather than have the entire system collapse on them. This is why they need digital ids, and why they need everyone on board. The right wing claims its about fighting porn and protecting the children, the left wing pretends its about protecting rights holders or whatever.but at the end of the day they need to reset the monetary system and impliment a new one, a fresh start would be ideal (for them), and if they can sneak in some dirty new rules to secure their rule forever, they will.so how does 'line go up' cause so many problems? because inflation effects the value of everyone's money, even the bankers themselves. If you make 100$ in profit in year one, and 100$ in year 2, but the inflation is any number > 0, then you have effectively lost money. In terms of raw value, you are losing money, and so you do what you can to make 100$ + inflation. The actual numbers dont matter, this statement is true for 1$ 100$ 1 trillion $. But the swindle in the fiant monetary system is that... this extra money doesnt exist. It never existed. It has to be printed into existence, and then loaned to the government through the fed. Which means it creates more debt, which cant be repaid, because it requires money that doesnt exist to pay itself off, which faccilitates the printing of more money. Its an infinite loop.
>>106629489consequences of speech I don't like -> goodconsequences of speech I like -> badget it now?
>>106622078This just reinforces my belief that everybody is okay with doing fucked up things as long as it doesn't impact them, but especially if it benefits them. Me being discriminated against: bad. Me discriminating against others for my gain: good. Everybody's such a goddamn hypocrite, and they're just two sides of the same worthless coin.
>tfw posted tons almost every day of pic rel everywhere years ago, for years>had a huge folder of couples holding hands, cuddling and hugging n some light femdomi hope my grandchildren (if i ever get lol) never see these. i looked so pathetic. i was the >tfwnogf shadow that haunted /fit/ and many other boards. touch starved young adult whinging about it every day.
>>106631194etc
>>106630759>I don't care if my assets grow less compared to other assets because there's no inflationNo wonder this comes from someone who doesn't understand fractional banking
>>106624712He definitely fell off at some point. There are so many old xkcd comics that were a major part of Internet culture for years and years.
>>106630916yeah but you can simply be beneath it allim pretty sure im missing something itt
>>106622078Redact.dev
>>106625192It's hilarious when you realize that autistic jews actually believe it
>>106622078>words words words
>>106626507Remember to get vaccinated.
>>106627602>east india company>Thats not a company. That is a nobility club state enterprise.Corporations and CEO's are nobility in a capitalist country like the USA, retard. It doesn't matter if it's traditional nobility like the royal family, legal nobility like the Bank of England and the City of London, or corporate nobility like the Corporation of Washington DC and the Federal Reserve. It's all functionally the same thing but with a different stupid title, and they all work together to screw you over as well.
>>106627644Are there any funny ones or is it all just arrogant lectures of those who disagree with one side of politics and too much text?
>>106622078humility technology, forgiving yourself technology, considering not behaving like an ass in the future technology
>>106622086Somebody should hash all anime images on the internet and make an extension that reads all hashes and removes images if it detectes anime
>>106622086>go to anime website>AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ANIMEKill yourself.
>>106625302noblesse
>>106632340
>>106622078He's not trying to delete that comic and it is not being used against him. You can't conflate all the people who trouble you or whom you don't like into one neat package, like an animal.Additionally, it does include government agencies threatening your employer to get you fired because you said bad thing.But nuance is lost on these Russian trollfarm rats, they're speaking to the lowest common denominator.
>>106622078It's about >>106602212 right?
relevant xkcd thread?
>>106627055>the comic doesnt have a date August 2011 https://www.explainxkcd.com/wiki/index.php/936:_Password_Strength
>>106633478lel not bad
>>106630916The place I've seen this most plainly is opinions on violence.Every side will say they're peaceful and civilised, and it's the OTHER guy you have to look out for, but as soon as it's acceptable to cheer for dead Russians, cheer for dead Charlie Kirk, so on and so on, it's like a bloodlust and they just can't help themselves but let out all of that repressed violence. I've read some really disgusting descriptions of what Redditors would like to have done to those people, and it's really not different from the most rabid /pol/ user.
>>106635698we know plenty of ways now how to divide a population, just look at recent history. what are good ways to unify it again? except war and racism (hard mode, i guess)
>>106627673The French Revolution wasn't a peasant rebellion, it was mainly a bunch of well to do bourgeois types looking for more power as well as the lower martial nobility (who of course eventually supplanted the revolution's bourgeois leaders because soldiers would rather follow Napoleon Bonaparte than a bunch of snivelling mercantile graspers).They did use agitated peasant mobs, of course.
>>106636179Start by banning visible quantitative engagement metrics for any social media, unless you're being paid by the site to post there.Forbid unmarried persons from voting, end no fault divorce, make adultery illegal again.Allow people to use their vote to subtract one vote from the total of the candidate they hate the most instead of having to vote for the candidate they hate the least, with the stipulation that no one with a negative total may hold office (unless they all have a negative total).
>>106636285Blah blah blahLookThe counterpoint can and will not explain how the Bastile got stormed. It will explain how the reality set in once the worst round of Revolution eats its Children finished, and how that lead to a succession.
>>106622762>>106622616>being assmad about a quote hailing from the times when geocentric flat earther christcucks largely died off and actually true things like heliocentrism and round earth were no longer oppressed by the churchCue shitposters roleplaying as geocentric flat earther christcucks in response. I can read you flesh-gpt automatons like a book.
>>106636323>Start by banning visible quantitative engagement metrics for any social media, unless you're being paid by the site to post there.that sounds good, you would need to ban comments though (or put a cap on them)>Forbid unmarried persons from voting, end no fault divorce, make adultery illegal again.the voting part is interesting, provide some proof that you have control over your life before you can exert control over that of others, i like it. could be other things though, having completed at least the public schooling that's free to attend (to not create bias against the poor). the rest is just incel control fantasy though>Allow people to use their vote to subtract one vote from the total of the candidate they hate the most instead of having to vote for the candidate they hate the least, with the stipulation that no one with a negative total may hold office (unless they all have a negative total).wouldn't that only create more division? focus on the good, make it illegal to slander your opponent, it was common courtesy and just poor taste in the past to do so, maybe we can go back to this
>>106636490>Max Planck was part of the enlightenment 2/10 bait
>>106636543How much commenting should be allowed is something too complex for legislation to ever get right.Making divorce harder means marriage has to mean something instead of meaningless nonsense that people do in order to get to vote then rapidly. And how is expecting a partner not to cheat "control fantasy"? Men want to know if their children are really theirs, while women never have to question that. Point is that right now men and women feel like they're separate peoples who tolerate each other because their jobs demand it, but largely hate each other because they don't understand each other, and get news from different sources, because they don't live with each other. Or maybe it's just because we don't shame men for being promiscuous. Really, desire for human sexuality to be anything other than all 90% men burning themselves out trying to get attention from women who dont need or want them (the natural state) could be called an incel control fantasy. But I'm convinced that marriage was invented to keep that from being the case. And as of right now, I'm pretty sure, guilt free voting would at least let people meet the burden of participation without having to worry about being accused of being "whatshisname supporter" or being so directly responsible for when whatshisname does something unspeakably stupid, and take the edge off "and you vote for bad people who do this and that bad thing" type of comments should one of those be used as a retort. It'd possibly be different if we didn't have the internet, But that's not going away no matter how much AI noise keeps flooding it.
>>106636727>noooo the quote is clearly about shaming people for [2016-present culture war slop]
>>106625192>Some of his comics are definitely like that, and when I found his comics funny I was a leftist high schooler, but look at this oneHe's just low on source material.He's mined all the good ideas he has and he comes up with new ones now and then but not as often as he used to.
>>106624727Would've been funnier if it was digging at scientific naivete. 'Scientists have used machine learning to find the upper bounds of the mind destroying number, projected to discover true value in $40 million grants time'.
>>106638229He's been going for a long time, but I think if you run so low on material that means it's time to quit, or at least slow down your publishing schedule.I've been looking at a few of his older ones in the 1,000-1,500 range and I've got to say it's still not landing with me like it did when I was younger. They're just lame.What's the most recent comic of his you thought was original/liked?
>>106638399That would have been funnier. I laughed more at "I need 50 wajillion dollars" than I did at any of his most recent dozen or so comics.
>>106640449early webcomics were the boomers of content creators. What I mean is, since they got in early, there wasnt much competition. And since there wasnt much competition, anything put out usually got some kind of positive feedback. Its kind of like how boomers got paid to fail upwards all their lives. This guy couldnt do poorly if he tried, he has an entire generation of internet users as his fanbase backing him and his ego up.
The MAGA gang desperately trying to characterize this kid who murdered Charlie Kirk as anything other than one of them and doing everything they can to score political points from it.
>>106633478How is this image even possible, how do you make the first one
>>106640715>anon doesn't understand recursionread the first chapter of SICP unironically
>>106640449lil /g/ meme for you
>>106622086this desu baka senpai
>>106640786This is so remarkably unfunny, and I don't know how to explain to you why it's unfunny since the fact you like it means we have a completely different idea of what funny means.
>>106622078
>>106641501Lil roombas humping each other
>>106641585Damn dude thanks, now I get it.
>>106622132lol euros are suck retarded cucks. I'm glad I grew up a perma lurker on pretty much every social media site.
>>106624712I feel the same way about most memes/internet culture from the late 2000s & early 2010s. I was a preteen then so I get that my sense of humor was pretty low tier, but what excuses do you have, millennial man?
>>106622269it seems to be therehttps://xkcd.com/1357/
>>106624712another possibility is that you got a worse sense of humor over the years and can only laugh when a joke is at someone's expense and / or requires zero thinking
>>106626087>trained everyoneHe makes it sound like it's some social conditioning we have fallen for while in practice websites require you to use an upper case letter, a lower case letter, a numeral and an special character. His suggested password would be rejected upon sign-up on 95% of websites
