It's kind of funny seeing how like a year or so ago plebbit had tons of posts about that guys didn't wash their asshole and later guys struggling with ass crusts, and now these shilling videos are arriving.

Like how people haven't figured out it's just part of an astroturfed stealth marketing campaign by now is beyond me.

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>>106633900
No, I live in a 100+ year old building that has no room for one.
Instead I have one of these little shower heads that's even better because you can also wash other stuff with it

>>106633930
>everything I don't like is a psyop!
Is the CIA hiding in this thread by any chance you schizophrenic asswipe?

>>106633930
>Civilized people is trying to clean our arses, don't fall for their propaganda!

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>>106633930
>astroturf? On my subreddit??

>>106633930
>the antisemitic Nahtzee Death Cults are trying to trick you into washing your ass
this is the level of paranoid schizophrenia that 2,000 years of inbreeding in small ghettoes gives you

>>106633900
Let's get this straight. If you don't enjoy things being shoved in your ass, you won't enjoy bidets.
If you do enjoy these things, you are a homosexual faggot

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Nothing beats a colon hydrotherapy machine if you want a truly clean ass.

>>106633900
bloat for fags. just sit on the edge of a bathtub and wash your ass.

>>106634041
>If you don't enjoy things being shoved in your ass, you won't enjoy bidets.
I don't think you understand how bidets work.

>>106633900
that's gross, just wash your ass in the shower like a normal person. In most bathrooms it's right next to the toilet anyway.

>>106633958
One of these hooked up to toilet is all you need. No need to have bidet squirting up your asshole unless you enjoy that sort of thing (I personally don't).

>>106633930
>reddit spacing
>talks about redditors and reddit and their opinions on the subject of this thread
Where do you think you are.webm?

>>106633900
stealth india hate thread

>>106633900
try not having a wrinkly ass, faggot

>>106633900
bidets are great. people who dont use one have shit on their ass, they literally shit themselves

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>>106633930
>hygiene is a psyop
crazy how 4chan is still inhabited by contrarians with this level of retardation to this day

>>106634062
By shoving a water laser in your ass

>>106633930
A year or so on reddit, and now they're right here with us, isn't that lovely

>>106634097
stealth?

>>106633900
Instead of spraying shit water all over our asses like brown niggers, white people use the shower and soap on the whole body.

>>106633900
I don't know if you're aware of this but your skin isn't latex, it's organic. It produces oils that shifts crud and keeps the surface free of gunk
we use tissue because our diet is an abomination and an affront to nature

>>106633900
Just don't shit

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i just prolapse it and then suck it back in - no need to wipe

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>>106633900
Use my hand and water. I've beaten the bidet and toiletpaper jew.

>>106634190
Nothing is going inside of your ass other than water, faggot. Stop fantasizing.

>>106633900
Yep, it's what separates us from brownoids, like using a fork.

>gaping your asshole dropping a huge corn fed turd like a true red blooded American
most manly thing ever
>clean the surface of your asshole with water
GAY

>>106633974
>>106633985
>>106634018
>>106634187
2 cents have been deposited into your account pajeet shill

>>106634477
>retard is trying to save face by name dropping the filthiest browns
Guards, this dipshit is delusional.

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>>106633958
>No, I live in a 100+ year old building that has no room for one.
How is that possible? There's bidets you can buy that go right on your current toilet seat

>>106633900
The tissue and its residue attract H1B talent. Can't waste any more H2O in this AI economy.

>>106633958
at that point you might as well just hop in the shower cause you're going to get your legs all wet too. The point of the japanese bidet is that it just sprays your asshole

>>106634238
The water being used is clean. You're not repurposing the water you just shit in. Also most people don't take an entire shower after they take a shit.

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>>106633900
>Bidets
I just started using one recently. It's nice not having to wipe my ass with toilet paper for an hour until I start to bleed. Now I just have to shoot water at my butthole for a minute or two. It's pretty convenient and does a great job.

You can use bidet and take a shower you know? unless you're american and rationing water for the goy sloppa AI

>>106633900

Just spit on the toilet paper before wiping, easy.

>>106634060
This, or just use the bathroom sink if you're tall (6'2 btw)

>>106633900
bidets are for gay people so their wife's bull would always come to a clean asshole

>>106633900
>>106633930
>mixed/brown/black third world countries like Africa, United States, India etc. doesn't wash their ass and smell like shit but mutilates their children's genitals because this is better than washing your penis
>white first world countries like Iceland, Norway, Sweden and Finland all had bidets forever to wash their ass and also they wash their genitals and know how healthy working penis feels

>>106634124
>t. smoothass

>>106634406
The feeling is probably the same

>>106633900
technology that only exists in japan
when the rest of the word tells you they "wash their ass" they mean they smear poop with their hand and a little bit of water from the bottle.
And they do it because they eat garbage and have diaherah.
White people poop only in the morning and take shower right after.

>>106634859
*diarrhea
fix

>>106634570
>might as well just hop in the shower cause you're going to get your legs all wet too.

condolences for your parkinsons

>>106634839
You're the expert on that field.

>>106634538
all of those that I've seen were absolute plastic jank

>>106633900
Bidets are the most reddit thing possible

>>106634082
it would be good if not for many cased of this shit breaking and flooding everything.

I always had the bidet in the houses I lived in so I'm probably biased. But i really don't understand how such furniture isn't ubiquitous in every barely wealthy nation. I get that for existing houses it would be a trouble but new building could include it in the project. It's just so convenient.

>>106633900
Having proper diet is the technology you fat fucks. If you have proper diet with enough fiber you barely need to wipe your ass.
Not washing your ass is retarded anyway.

>>106635280
You're not going to convince people who browse this board to have a diet that's less than 50% oil and sugar

>>106633900
gay

Double this gay >>106634060

Retards, don't forget to use soap as well.

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I wipe like 10 times this guy didn't even try.

And what about when you get some dooo doo or splashback on your butcheeks?

>4channer discussing whos the nastiest motherfucker around
>browntoids unironically arguing in favor of NOT having a clean ass after taking a shit
fucking christ

>>106635366

I just popped in after taking a 2 year break from this website and it is clear that nothing has changed. This place is ass

>>106633900
I don't, but I actually wash my ass with warm water and soap after I take a shit. I never used one but I can't really see how splashing some water on your ass would get you completely clean, you need to wash properly to be clean.

>>106634190
Bidets aren't supposed to give you an enema, anon.

I want a bidet but I also love using toilet paper. Why would I want my sanctuary time to go by quicker than it needs?

>>106635414
you can use the paper to dry your ass, especially if you are hairy

>>106635341
>he likes to massage his anus
trad and based

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Bidets are truly one of humanity's greatest inventions and the mark of civilized people - however they are also not for poorfags.
It is my life goal that if I ever have enough money I will buy a really nice Toto bidet system and also install an urinal.

That aside, I think we should talk about the actual most important piece of shitting technology: The shitting box/stool/item for maintaining proper shitting posture.
It baffles my mind that to this day 99.99999% of retarded normgroid NPC faggots still do not use one. And if you're one of them, which is likely, now is your last chance to stop being a cocksucking faggot

>>106633900
the butthole skin is also flexible and so it is wipeable

also
>not reaching over to the sink with your toilet paper to moisten it, effectively turning it into a wet wipe for the ultimate clean in lie of a bidet

NGMI

>>106635414
As a bidet user I can tell you can still wipe your ass with toilet paper and then wash your ass with water ans soap. No, the environment will not collapse because of it although you can always use a little less paper if you wash your ass afterward.

>>106635456
>however they are also not for poorfags.
You can get one amazon for like 30-40 bucks

>>106635460
shut the fuck up dalit you still use your left hand to wipe

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>>106633958
Isn't the water too cold?
Here the water temperature can be less than 10 degrees C in winter so I think it would be extremely uncomfortable.

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>>106635456
>however they are also not for poorfags.
Price only for the bidet, not even the cheapest one and not at special price.

>>106633900
A bidet would put water all over my bum, not something I would enjoy. I know some of them shoot hot air up your arse to dry it out, but I'd enjoy that even less. Anyway, don't you need soap in the water to do any real cleaning? Is non-soapy water, with no scrubbing involved, really enough to clean? Or are you supposed to use your hands in conjunction with the water jet? The whole thing sounds really badly engineered and pointless.

>>106635558
It's cope but still better than only wipe.

>>106633900
would

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spray water on paper then wipe.

>>106635558
The absolute state of amerigolems

>>106635550
the problem is when you're in a metropolis where each additional 1 m2 of space is like $5000

>>106633900
It's bizarre how weirdly animated people always get with their dislike of bidets. It's a device that cleans you with water, why do people get so fucking worked up over it? One would assume it's from people without bidets being uncomfortable/offended at the implication that they're unclean, but half of the people having a shitfit in these threads are people who boast about how they take a shower every time they shit (by the way, constantly scrubbing your asshole with soap like a germaphobe and drying it out is not good for it).

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>>106635550
Oh you're talking about classic bidets. I don't like those because it seems like a waste of space to basically have a second toilet bowl to wash your ass.
For me, it's pic related

>>106635571
I think it's supposed to be used on trips, where you use public toilets or just shit in the forest

>>106635558
>>106635571

portable bidet. at store, gotta take a dump, buy water in a bottle, put on top, clean.

>>106633974
>>106633985
>>106634018
>>106634187
>>106634807
>noo astroturfing is not real bro
Not sure if shill or just retarded

>>106635609
>paying to poop

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>>106634488
how much is big bidet paying you shill

>>106635603
>ecology-minded luxury in a slim design

Sounds like overengineered and overpriced bullshit. How complex can a device that sprays water up your butt can be?

>>106635609
Just buy a pack of wet wipes instead of keeping a filthy shit bottle lid on your person.

>>106635633
very complex. they're the OGs from Japan.
Heated seat, pre-warmed water, different pressure settings, ambient sound of waterfalls/waves/rain to put you in the mood for shit, and more!
what can I say, you have to experience it for yourself.

forgot to include "self cleaning" also >>106635654

>>106635654
>pre-warmed water
wait, people use bidets with cold water?

>>106635596
It's true but I can't believe that in the USA houses are smaller than here in Italy and here is still mandatory to have a bidet (if the house/apartment has only a bathroom). I guess it's more like not being used to think a bathroom with a bidet in it, else you'll find the room for it. At the very least for the new buildings.

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>>106633900
First off all: if your shits are that creamy you need to change your diet and stop eating trash all day.
Second: Bidest installed in the toilet are disgusting, your just washing with toilet water and spraying all the disgusting shit from inside your bowl up your ass.
Wet wipes plus toilet paper are the good combo unless you install a standalone bidet.

It's nice that we have finally discovered that bidets exist. Congratulations. But as always americans have to hype it up to some cureall snakeoile cancer healing drug.

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>all these tissuefags itt
To think that I share a board with people who are as equally disgusting as the jeets it constantly makes fun of.. Is there even a sane board left on this shithole website..?
You niggers fucking disgust me

>>106635679
>your just washing with toilet water and spraying all the disgusting shit from inside your bowl up your ass.
what?
they are plumbed directly into the toilet's fresh water source. are you retarded?

>>106635709
Use your brain for a second. Maybe you will figure it out. Not gonna spoonfeed you.

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We always had a bidet when growing up. I unironically scrape shit out of my ass while washing with the bidet, I've done it since I was a little kid. I wash my hands twice after taking a shit. I laugh at faggots who can't touch their own waste.

>>106633900
Usecase for washing your ass?
I only use paper and pass multiple time until it's okay enough, never had any problem with shit crust or itchiness...
When I'm in the shower I wash my ass there to clean it but otherwise paper is enough for me (I eat properly so I don't have liquid poop and just a normal one)
Btw cleaning your ass is kinda gay, are you expecting someone to see or sniff it? Why are you obsessed about other's peoples anus?

>>106635748
>Btw cleaning your ass is kinda gay,
yeah that's why bidets are kind of gay, they spray water in your butthole which is gay.

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Gentlemen, I present to you the ultimate /g/ toilet.

Every day that I am not Japanese I suffer

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>>106633900
>needing to wash your butt

>>106633900
Bidets are a great intelligence test.
My brother in law thinks it's less sanitary than smearing shit around on his ass with toilet paper. He literally thinks its "spraying shit all over".
>mfw mofucker doesn't know how gravity works.

I have to pack baby whipes when I visit them.

just use the sink

>>106635726
Lol, you are the dumbest gay moron I have ever seen.

>>106635821
>Just spread your shit all over the place, bro

>>106635852
Get fucking lost, dumb mongoloid.

>>106635861
I'll get lost but without shit smeared all over my ass [unlike (You)]

>>106635568
>A bidet would put water all over my bum, not something I would enjoy. I know some of them shoot hot air up your arse to dry it out, but I'd enjoy that even less.
You dab your ass with toilet paper after to soak up the water.
>Anyway, don't you need soap in the water to do any real cleaning?
Yes, but using a bidet to rinse your ass after you poop rather than dry wiping with toilet paper is much more hygenic.
Think of it this way: if you go swimming at the beach and get sand on your hands, is it smarter to a) wipe your hands with a dry towel or b) rinse the sand off in the water then dry your hands with the towel?
>Is non-soapy water, with no scrubbing involved, really enough to clean?
Some (more costly/premium) bidets can come with a cleaning solution resevoir if you really want it.
>Or are you supposed to use your hands in conjunction with the water jet?
No, the process is: 1) poop 2) turn on the bidet to rinse yiur butthole 3) dab your ass with TP to soak up tge water and also make sure there's no brown (if there is, go back to step 2).

You should still be taking showers at least once every 1-2 days to properly scrub your ass hole with soap and water.

>>106635870
The least dumb toilet paper user.

>>106635669
In my apartment it would be a pain to try and have hot water hooked up. I'd need to have the hot water line trailing out the bathroom door then through the doors under my sink.
Basically I'd never be able to close my bathroom door and the door under my sink would be permanently slightly ajar.

>>106635531
Your anus is hot after pooping. It can take ice cold water.

>>106633900
i wipe dry then spit on tissue and wipe wet then wipe dry at the end works very well

I just pour some water on the toilet paper and then wipe

>>106635772
i was too scared to try the bidets when i went to japan was scared itd spray water all over my back balls and trousers

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>>106634972

>>106633900
Deceptive. Wiped with no effort or skill like a 5yo would. A normal white adult would make sure to get in all the crevices with that paper. Even fags, who literally eat shit out of each other's assholes do better than this.

>>106634616
never underestimate the power of a well-placed loogie on tp

>>106635939
i do that also if the sink is within arms reach

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>>106635679
>>106635726
>>106635852
>your just washing with toilet water and spraying all the disgusting shit from inside your bowl up your ass
Anon, the water isn't sourced from the toilet bowl. It comes from the same water line that fills the reservoir on the back of the toilet.
tl;dr you're using clean, non-potable water with your bidet.

>>106634577
What do you use to get your ass dry afterwards?

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>>106633900
A real white man takes a shit at the backdoor and picks his own dung with his bare hands like a well-mannered Aryan, not any of this gay water and paper nonsense that Timmy uses.

>>106633900
Finally whiteoids are worshipping the superior Asian civilizations like they should.

>>106636106
This was a funny video, mind if I save it?

>>106634538
I want to buy one of these but what happens when you have really bad diarrhea? wouldn't you shit all over it?

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>>106633930
>It's kind of funny seeing how like a year or so ago plebbit had tons of posts about that guys didn't wash their asshole
Ribbitors...

>>106636000
>It comes from the same water line that fills the reservoir on the back of the toilet.
that stuff is inside my bathroom wall
I can't connect a bidet to it

Bros I bought a house and I wanna go hard on the bidet. I already have a washlet c100. What's the top of the line in ass washing these days without getting into the toilets that are $15k?

Shit at night right before my nightly shower. It's the only civilized way to live. If you don't shower at night you're not white, btw

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>>106633900
Let me guess

europeans are like
>americans are third-worlders for not having bidets
while they throw away their beshitted TP in bins next to their toilets instead of flushing it because their most modern sewage system was built during the Black Plague ages(same reason they can't install A/Cs)

>>106636239
>If you don't shower at night you're not white
if you have to shower at night you either work a 3rd world tier slave job or live in the tropics where brown people live

>>106635531
The shower is connected to a tap with both hot and cold water, so I can set any temperature I want.

>>106633900
alright what the fuck, so u be sayin' that my ass is literally shitty?

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>>106636206
I'd say it depends on the design of the spray tube. Decent bidets should have something like pic related where the actual sprayer isn't exposed unless you pass the "self-cleaning" threshold on the pressure dial. I think some super fancy bidets even have features that move the sprayer out of the way entirely
That being said, if you have some kind of explosive diarrhea that shotgun blasts poop all over the bowl, yet, chances are that you're gonna get the sprayer dirty. Make sure you're fully cleaning your bidet when you're regularly cleaning your toilet.

>>106633900
After that you still need to use a latex glove and put your finger in your anus and dig the rest of the shit out.

>>106636214
So even the hose for the reservoir is hidden inside your wall? If that's the case then you're out of luck for installing cheaper bidets unless you have a way to get inside the wall.

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>>106636293
yes
like this

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>>106635920
My toilet room only has cold water since it was built in the 1910s, so I installed a 20L water heater for the shower head.

>>106633900
But my asshole skin isn't taught, inflated rubber.

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So how does it know where to aim?

>>106633958
based and civilized-pilled
>>106634538
the hands-free experience is nice but it's always awkward to have to wiggle your ass on the throne just to cover more area to clean

>>106635456
>>106635654
I'm gonna save for one of these, I'm in a journey to achieve peak comfiness and I have to get this.

i dont have a bidet but i do have a Shower Shot (tm)

>>106634362
horses work exactly like this. unironically. when they shit their entire anus folds out so they dont get poop on their butt

>>106636258
This is brownoid cope, btw

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>>106636476

i just use my hand and soap directly applied to my anus or even take a bath altogether, i can't stand not having my skin wet after taking a dump.
you westerners are fucking disgusting it's ironic that you guys looks on pajeet when you go around with crust up your ass, effectively spreading shit particle wherever you go.

>>106636496
*looks down on

>>106633900
actually no i just wipe more than once until there's nothing on the toilet paper like a normal human being

>>106636331
The water stream is perpendicular to how it's fitted on the toilet seat (see the picture in >>106634538).
If it's shooting too far left/right, then you can either adjust your sitting position a little, or shift how the bidet is mounted for a more permanent solution.
As for up/down, some bidets have a method to adjust the spray angle. Otherwise do the same as the left/right issue (move your butt or adjust the bidet mounting).

>>106636258
even if you live somewhere cold a nightly shower is very refreshing

>>106633900
Kinda gay that you like your ass blasted with poopy water desu

>>106636000
>non-potable
what? it's the same as regular tap water anywhere else in your house isn't it?
t. may have drank from there multiple times in my life

>>106633900
just hop in the tub and scrub your asshole clean with hot soapy water
it's the only way to get 100% clean

>>106636578
I'm not an expert on this, but I'm making the assumption that there's potable and non-potable water lines in hourses/apartments. It seems like it would be a pretty big waste to clean water to the point of drinkability if it's only gonna be used as toilet or shower water. Maybe there's someone with actual plumbing knowledge that can answer this.

>>106634187
Hey it's a picture of my boss

>>106633900
Well you shity isn't diharea if you eat meat and don't drink copious amounts of coffene or eat shitloads fiber.

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>>106633900

>little nozzle that gets sprayed with shit particle splashback all day long
>use it to squirt shit particle water up your ass
There are more hygienic ways to get a fecal transplant.

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>i just use my hand and soap directly applied to my anus or even take a bath altogether, i can't stand not having my skin wet after taking a dump.
>you westerners are fucking disgusting it's ironic that you guys looks on pajeet when you go around with crust up your ass, effectively spreading shit particle wherever you go.

>>106633958
>Standing bidet
Get a toilet seat attachement like the civilized world does.

>>106635558
>Culo Clean
Lel, literally means "clean ass" since "culo" is the italian word for "ass".

>>106635386
You pooped in?

>>106635456
Are there any high-tech shitting stools that I can purchase? Recommendations?

>>106633900
wet wipes do a good enough job.

>>106636665
Using his own piss to wash his butt? How innovative. Clearly we need to import one million of this man and 30 million of his cousins

>>106636684
Culo is also the wetback word for ass. I work with two Mexicans that call everyone culo

>>106633900
OK bidetposter, explain something to me. Like I'm an absolute n00b at bidets.

In the country where I live, the standard is to have the toilet - and only the toilet - in its own room. Not even a sink. Definitely not a bidet.

So my toilet is in one room, and the bidet+sink in another. So how the fuck do I do?

>wipe with paper, pull up pants, walk to bidet, sit down, get ass wet, pat it dry?
>don't wipe, pull up pants over shit-filled ass, walk to bidet, sit down and wash it?
>waddle over to the bidet with my pants around my ankles and my dick swinging freely?

This is a serious fucking question as the logistics of your ass washing chair are just so fucking convoluted. I think this is just a ploy from Big Porcelain to move more inventory.

>>106635654
>>106636107
>muh japanese toilet
the electronic bidet seat was invented in america

>>106636797
name and shame the country that doesn't put a sink in the shitter
even if you don't wash your ass at least wash your goddamn hands

>>106636739
you can use a normal stool but if you have to be a meme poisoned base slave techbro there was one on dragons den once

>>106636795
"culo" or something similar means butt in a bunch of yuro languages. "cul" is also "butt" in french, though it isn't vulgar and is used very literally (if you want to refer to butts in a vulgar way in french you refer to the cheeks, "cul" is more like saying "rear end" and is used in phrases like "cul-de-sac")

>>106636797
get an attachment

>>106636797
99% sure this poster is Indian, possibly Russian (iirc in russia the Water Closet is just a toilet but has no door or at most a curtain, then opens to the rest of what we'd call a washroom)

>>106636838
So "culo-de-sac" is your taint, then?

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problem solved

I have a slave to wipe and wash my ass

>>106636879
lol good one but do amerigroids really not know what cul de sacs are? what do you call the roads that go nowhere that plague your suburbia
a cul de sac translates literally to "butt of the bag" but means more like "bottom of the bag", and refers to road ends

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>>106636901
a dead end?

>>106636858
>>106636834
France, they think it's hygienic to not shit in the same room your shower or brush your teeth. I guess they believe shit particles stay in the air or whatever.

>>106636901
They're called cul-de-sacs here too, I was just making a butt joke.
The only real road term that's different for us is what you call "roundabouts" or "traffic circles" we call "fucking annoying" or "a waste of land and money" depending on implementation

>>106636610
it would be very expensive to run two separate lines to houses.
some "eco" houses will recycle graywater from the dishwasher or shower into the toilets, but this is a custom thing you'd have to build.

in basically every house, you have one line of clean water that goes to your sinks, your toilets, your washing machine, your shower, etc. the water in the back of your toilet is potable, as is the water in your hot water heater. if there is a storm or something and you lose water supply, you can drink the water in the rear tank of the toilet. it's the exact same line as the one that goes into your sink.

>>106636838
>in a vulgar way in french
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=boAszHTjt2M

>>106634477
Indians don't even have toilets, you fucking retard.

>>106636957
are they connected?
my parent's house has the bathroom (with sink, shower, etc.) but there is basically a closet in that room with only a toilet inside. so you could close the door and shit in a private room while someone else can use the shower.
still gross. the door knob and such is going to be filthy. but not as bad as going to a completely different room (not sure if that is what you are saying)

>>106636578
>>106636610
The only one I've heard doing things like that is the British. I can't be arsed to go watch it again but Tom Scott did a video about why British sinks have separate hot and cold taps instead of faucets with blend valves and iirc it was to avoid mixing potable and non potable water

>>106636996
In most houses they're not connected - they're usually close, but you can't walk from the toilet straight into the bathroom. You have to pass through a third room/hallway.

>>106636989
That's good. Squatting is superior.

>>106636951
i feel like "dead end" has different urban design/planning connotations than "cul de sac". "dead end" implies the road doesn't actually go anywhere and there is nothing useful at the end of the road. the road just ends for some reason. a cul de sac has stuff on it, usually houses

>>106636961
as a canadian i agree. roundabouts CAN work but north american urban planners are retarded and keep putting them in places they dont belong.

>>106636966
i believe using gray water for toilets is considered bad practice because septic systems don't like typical cleaning chemicals. even if you dont have a septic system and everything goes to the same city sewer it still gives tradies the ick. also if there's crud in that water from doing your dishes or laundry it would be eco to use it to shit into but most people dont like flushing and their toilet filling up with gray and if your sink backs up at least you can still take a shit and if your toilet backs up it doesnt launch poop into your kitchen

i have a personal nigger that tongues my anus clean

>>106637040
sorry but that's more gay than a bidet

>>106637011
not looking it up but i'm sure they still use just one clean water line.
it might be a thing like, you shouldn't drink cold water from the hot water tap because that water has been sitting in the lines for a while. could be higher amount of dissolved metals or something. but once you flush the lines out and start getting hot water again it's fine. even that might be apocryphal. it's probably fine to drink water from any tap in your house, hot or cold.

>>106637066
i feel like it would be the opposite. hot water has been boiled and should be safe, but cold water might have been pumped in directly from the shit river down the road without treatment

also i think the reason is more just that blend valves expensive. even in the us and canada i've seen separate hot/cold taps in very old buildings

>>106637025
>septic systems don't like typical cleaning chemicals
yeah but all your soapy water from the washing machine is already going into the septic system if you're on septic.
i agree though i think it's an idea asking for trouble. looking it up, people talk about using rainwater but there are, no joke, people plumbing their showers into holding tanks that go into the toilet.

i was thinking about going "we should just use graywater around the house", like for watering grass or just into some sort of leachate field in the yard, and only sending toilet water back to be processed by the city.
but in reality that's probably how people start getting dysentery. people will vomit in sinks or put shitty diapers in laundry, etc. might as well treat all the water as blackwater.

>>106634570
NTA but ou can still use toilet paper as well.
In fact, using both is the superior combo since you get the best of both worlds.
I hate not having the assblaster around and I miss it dearly.

>>106636966
>>106637011
Good to know that it's all considered potable then if comes to an emergency.

>you can drink the water in the rear tank of the toilet
This, however, is something I definitely wouldn't do because I know for a fact the water in my toilet reservoir isn't clean. I assume there's iron in the pipes or something because the water has a very slight pinkish tint, and I know it isn't that dangerous type of bacteria because the water doesn't reek in any way.

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>>106633900
>Nothing beats a colon hydrotherapy machine if you want a truly clean ass.
Okay, we get it anons. You like to be the bottom and want to be as clean as possible for your partner. We're very accepting of /g/ays on 4channel.gov BUT do you really need a whole thread about this subject HERE? We've already got a whole board dedicated to homolust, actually several.

>>>/lgbt/
>>>/cm/
>>>/hm/
>>>/y/
>>>/b/
>>>/k/
>>>/lit/
>>>/n/
^ Post in these instead.

>>106634097
Stop being racist against Bharat.

>>106633900
Who would've guessed that /g/'s greatest filter would be a simple starfish cleaner?

>>106637137
>yeah but all your soapy water from the washing machine is already going into the septic system if you're on septic.
it shouldn't be. do americans really? you're supposed to have a separate tank OR use special septic-safe cleaners if you don't

>but in reality that's probably how people start getting dysentery. people will vomit in sinks or put shitty diapers in laundry, etc. might as well treat all the water as blackwater.
yeah basically

>>106637193
maybe your drinkign water taps have filters somewhere but your toilet takes the water raw? where i live all water has that awful pink residue to it. supposedly it's safe, it's just mineral residue and nothing toxic but it certainly doesnt look good

>>106637204
/k/ i get but why /n/

>>106636881
this shit is only """flushable""" until the pipe clogs two feet down from the toilet bowl

>>106633900
this is literally from the front page of reddit 2 days ago. only faggots care about shit on their assholes. eat more fiber and fuck off.

>>106633930
everything on the front page of reddit is either a bot-repost for karma farming or a part of an advertisement campagin.

>>106633974
you should kill yourself, you worthless daleet. i will not updoot my software, i will not updoot my toliet.

>>106634041
>>106634062
faggots always pretend bidets 'feel good'. Go into the bathroom right now, put your ass facing the shower head or under your bathtube faccet. wow, you feel nothing when theres water on your butt hole. Because the butt hole doesnt have any kind of pleasure sensitive nerves. The only time, THE ONLY TIME spraying water up your ass 'feels good' is if you have AN INFLAMED ANUS. It's a spincher, it's a door. it isnt capable of feeling any kind of sensations unless its broken and the insides of your intestines are leaking out, you degenerate cunt.

>>106633930
La hamburguesa no usa bidet?

>>106633900
Would

>>106637242
idc about reddit but enema play is a lot of fun and feels really good

>>106637211
>maybe your drinkign water taps have filters somewhere but your toilet takes the water raw?
No idea to be honest. I live in an apartment complex that's probably way older than I am.
>supposedly it's safe, it's just mineral residue and nothing toxic but it certainly doesnt look good
From what I read online, it's usually either due to iron residue from old pipes or a certain type of potentially dangerous bacteria. For the latter you'll be able to tell because it'll stink.

>>106633900
Eh, while I'm not gonna disparage anyone for using it. It does seem pretty unnecessary.
I mean, I know how to wipe my own ass properly. Secondly, even if there are near unnoticeable tiny traces of shit left on my asshole, it's not something I generally worry too much about because I regularly shower. A bidet only really seems useful if you are into anal stuff, which I'm not.

I.E, I don't go around day to day expecting someone will tongue my asshole.

>>106636073
Toilet paper

>>106636106
Indian spirit.

>>106633900
JENNIFER LAWRENCE

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>>106637211
>/k/ i get but why /n/
Board dedicated almost entirely to wearing spandex spats and sitting your ass on a long hard pol with a little seat pressing against you while commuting or doing intense hill climbing exercises.
The train autists are the only straight people there.

Here's some proof.
>>>/n/2051560

>>106637319
iron residue makes sense. iron slag is used in concrete pipes though so maybe it's residue from that. i've also heard that the pink stuff is trace amounts of salt and metallic residue is usually brown-green though

>>106637412
i thought trainfags ran /n/ now but i see i am incorrect. aye, fair enough.

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Even when I use a bidet, it doesn't clean all the shit off. I've even climbed into the shower, turned the shower head onto the super pressure setting, sprayed my ass for a while, then got out to wipe again. There was still shit on the TP.

>>106637460
How hairy are your buttcheeks?

>>106633900
They are disgusting, public toilets aren't clean enough for me to agree for them to blast me.

>>106633900
>sprays shit water all over the place
Nigger just show twice a day or take your shits before you shower.

I used this shit and it was nasty as fuck.

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>>106637443
Nah, we bike /n/iggers run the show.
t. bike /n/igga

>>106633930
I'm not American and I have used a bidet since I have memory, couldn't really imagine life without being able to wash my anus honestly, it's medieval civilization tier

>>106634076
>>106637502
Ew, the shower is not for poop, fuck gross freak

>>106633900
No, I'm American. I just wash my ass in the sink.

>>106637527
>pooping in the shower
Fuck off retard. The shower is for cleaning. You wipe your ass like normal instead if letting shit water drip down your leg into you pants. Even worse, get into your balls or spray all over the toilet seat.

Also, this shit doesn't clean anything. It makes the shit in your ass wet, meaning you need more wipes.

Go to the shower and use a second towel to watch your ass. Even better, use your hands with soap/shower gel. It's much cleaner.

>>106634572
the bidet water knocks the shit off the ass into the bowl then splashes back up all over the ass. plus no soap is used so the shit grease remains as it is not water soluble. ergo, bidet users have shit film all over their ass.

>>106637590
How is what you're explaining any different from when you drop a log into the water and it causes splashback?

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>>106637629
stop being stupid. You know what he means

>>106637647
What I'm explaining is exactly what he's talking about in a different way. Sometimes when you poop the shit causes splashback. If there's already shit or piss in the water, you're splashing dirty water back onto yourself

Just wash your ass with a soap nigga.

>>106633900
I just take a shower after I shit.

>>106637340
>I like to move around my filthy asshole and I wrote a convoluted post to say it

>>106637753
I'm sure that if I could have a dollar for everyone that says he shower after shitting and then doesn't I'd have Elon Musk throwing away my garbage.

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>>106633900
>Bidets
Hoses or wc water sprays are not real bidets. This is a real bidet. Mine was imported from Italy

>>106633900
i just use wet wipes because im not rich or white enough to use a bidet

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>>106636492
Brazil won?

>Fucking bidets, how do they work

>>106635772
Why is there a bottle of mayo in that toilet room?

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>>106637242
>Because the butt hole doesnt have any kind of pleasure sensitive nerves. The only time, THE ONLY TIME spraying water up your ass 'feels good' is if you have AN INFLAMED ANUS. It's a spincher, it's a door. it isnt capable of feeling any kind of sensations unless its broken and the insides of your intestines are leaking out, you degenerate cunt.
its genuinely amazing when retards crawl out of the woodwork to say some crazy shit

this guy doesn't feel anything when he wipes his ass, thats how not gay you are, ahahahahahahahahaha

just come out of the closet bro

>>106633930
>>>https://youtu.be/kaqxkCA4IvY?si=tIzTPEk69n7WEFPC

>>106637902
This is even worse. Look at that angle. Shut water drip city.

Do all Italians have shit water pants?

>>106637676
You place tissue in the water before you shit buddy. Stops the splashback.

That hose shit causes splashes and you get droplets all over your ass. Since you're a man with balls you have to get up slightly to clean the water which causes it to drip into your pants.

>>106638445
Fag detected.

>>106634082
>(I personally don't).
Sorry for your orgasms.

>>106637902
>Mine was imported from Italy
Why tho?
There's several brands that make them here locally, there would be no reason to import one from italy, don't know how is the market in your country tho.

>>106638535
Do you even understand how bidets and pants work?

>>106638565
>Since you're a man with balls you have to get up slightly to clean the water which causes it to drip into your pants
kek my brother. How fucking fat are you that you need to stand that far up to wipe? Did you never learn to just lean a little to the side or something?

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>>106638617
I can't draw for shit and I asked ChatGPT to demonstrate the issue. This is close enough.

>>106638686
retard. anything above 90° would result in drip. You don't need to be fat you short small dick faggot.

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>>106638730
pretty sure that's not how you're supposed to sit

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>>106633900
>You have one installed like a proper white man aren't you?

>>106637242
>you worthless daleet
no need to get uppity over your brothers rajesh
>>106637317
you ever tried air inflation?

>>106638747
Just lean to the side dumbass. No pants drip. Also you're not supposed to completely soak your entire ass in water. Just your butthole. It's a small water nozzle not a fucking firehose.

>>106633900
not my proudest fap

>>106638754
kys.
https://youtu.be/nt_XsRB6nfo

I said close enough you shit hand peice of shit. I bet the chefs in your country clean their anus with their hands and then cook your food after. Shitpizza. Shitorizo

>>106633900
but bidets are for cleaning the vagoo
women are just very squeemish about saying that

>>106638797
>Just lean to the side dumbass
Side lean makes the drip go to the other side. Now your just smearing shut water all over your self.

>>106638831
What are you even arguing for? Sitting on the toilet/bidet like a normal person or sitting on it backwards like Butters? Even the video you linked showed the bitch sitting on it the normal way until she started talking about cleaning her pussy.

>>106633930
Siri what type of chisel tip is required to break through ass crust sediment, my hubby has a 3" sheet rock biscuit between his balls and penis

I got one if those cheap Amazon ones that go under the seat and cover with a t piece for the toilet water tap. Not because of these threads, just some kind of pepper instinct I suppose. I think it helps you shit if you are blocked up.

>>106634001
fuck aicg

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>>106633958
I mean that's basically what every bidet in Finland is. And most bathrooms do have one of these (including the public ones) which is nice.

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the real reason why meds have bidets btw

>>106638886
kys
https://www.xvideos.com/video.kcpeecdd505/mi_lavo_figa_e_culo_e_godo

>>106638963
I'm not gonna click your shit fetish video

>>106638989
Retard. Look at all that water she is splashing all over the place. Imagine if that was a man and that was after a shit.

>>106638945
i saw a sign like this in portugal too.

>>106639031
Still not gonna click it

>>106635470
this is a too big brain move for most people
>nooo my bidet
>nooo dry paper
>nooo I have to buy wet wipes that wont flush and are more expensive and that have to go in separate bins
lordy

>>106633900
I dont see why you cant just take a quick shower after you shit

>>106633900
>You have one installed like a proper white man aren't you?

ESL

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Those are not bidets. Picrel is.
Pick a new word for the toilet water thingy.

>>106639042
first they stuff you with delicious seafood
then they make you smell it all night

>>106639078
It's less convenient and less effective than a stream of water.

>>106639139
not in my experience but maybe it varies by body

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>>106636966
>the water in the back of your toilet is potable
Minor bit of pedantry here. It's "safe" to drink water out of the back of a toilet, but it's not legally potable water, at least not in the US. The inside of a toilet tank doesn't have glazed ceramics, so it can theoretically grow bacteria and such. The float valves may contain foams with pockets for bacteria or use plastics that aren't rated for food safety. It's also exposed to the open air.

In any realistic sense it's completely safe to drink water from the back of a toilet if you completely flush the tank out once or twice, but it's not strictly safe from a regulatory standpoint.

Sort of like drinking from your garden hose. The vast majority of garden hoses are not considered safe to drink from. If you flush the line clean it's not going to hurt you, but it's not necessarily safe if it's been sitting for an extended period of time. You can get garden hoses specifically for RVs that are safe, but they usually only come in 10-20 foot lengths and are considerably more expensive per foot. https://www.homedepot.com/p/300533310

>>106639134
>Pick a new word for the toilet water thingy
"toilet bidet", or "bidet" for short

>>106633900
Just wipe your ass and bathe after that.

>>106638945
putting up a sign like this for hype retarded foreigner is fine, putting a bunch of emojis in it is fucking retarded and childish beyond believe.

>>106639366
Bidet already has a meaning.

>>106633958
>>106638919
Do you not also use toilet paper in addition?

>>106639650
A bidet is "a fixture similar in design to a toilet that is straddled for washing the genitals and the anal area". A toilet has a bowl and is capable of being fit with a device that can wash your genitalia and anus. Hence, a toilet can be turned into a bidet.

>>106633900
if your shit is this wet you have a health issue to address. bidet marketing goes crazy.

>>106639984
Shit is covered by a slime-like crap that you still want to clean

>>106633900
I never understood bidets, dosent the spray make a mess and spreads the shit everywhere?

>>106639491
It takes 5 seconds to wash away any excess shit with a shower hose. You literally don't need toilet paper, but the toilet paper industry needed to make up a reason to get mutts to buy their useless tissues.

>>106635558
Culo literally means "ass" in italian, the vulgar one.

>>106638945
I'm Greek
This is a common urban legend.
I live in a 100 year old house and always flushed toilet paper.
Nothing ever happened, but Greeks will swear if you flush paper the buildings will explode.
I flush it everywhere I go.

Also nobody has bidets here.
Instead they throw the toilet paper in a small trashcan inside the bathroom which is absolutely vile and disgusting.

>>106635280
>If you have proper diet with enough fiber you barely need to wipe your ass.
They don't even need a proper diet, eating a few spoons of oats for breakfast and in the afternoon is already enough to shit regularly.

>Americans unironically think washing your ass is homosexual
I shouldn't be surprised considering they're the same people who mutilate their children's dicks for no reason

>>106640257
There's this amazing thing called gravity which makes the dirty water fall down and away from your body

>>106640317
What's the italian for troon and nigger?

i juse use shower with water as cold as possible, you ought to freeze your anus after shiting if ya want to fight hemorrhoids.

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>>106633900
I forget where I heard it, but I recall someone comparing a bidet to hand washing;
>you're rinsing your hand which is better than only wiping but you're still not properly washing your hands.

Ever since then I felt really dirty about it and now shower every time. its been a few years like this and I don't get why people think I'm the weird one now.

>>106636106
niggers won't even let you shit in peace
around blacks never relax(your sphincter)

>>106640579
>shower every time
Do you also shower after you shit at work or at a public toilet or at someone else's house?

>>106633900
This is like those infomercials with the black and white démonstration "has this ever happened to you?"
Dude gives the laziest attempt at fake wiping as possible. Sad that there are hundreds of millions of pedophiles that fall for it

>>106633900
i bet you cant tell me who invented it

>>106640722
No, because I only shit when I'm at my house.
its actually really easy to to live your life around this. this is also the part that weirds people out, sorry for not wanting to shit in a dirty environment that is a public bathroom.

>>106636665
that's not even a jeet, place looks like the Philippines
a jeet wouldn't even have the courtesy to wash his ass with his own piss

>>106636881
Stupid whores at my job clogged the toilet by flushing those and probably pads as well.
The cleaning lady spent a whole month dumping hot water and caustic soda in it trying to unclog it cause the whores wouldn't pay for a plumber. She cursed them at every chance she had.

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>>106641040
>women at my job
ngl i am tempted to find out what the hype is about

>>106635341
Important question!
Do you guys wipe from the back or the front (in-between the legs)?

>>106641265
Only women wipe front to back due to pussyrot.

>>106636610
>I'm making the assumption that there's potable and non-potable water lines in hourses/apartments.
No you are retarded.
If there were you would need 2 lines of water in the streets and everywhere.
It's all potable.

>>106641288
No I meant where do you stick your arm.
Do you stick your arm to wipe from behind, or do you stick your arm in-between your legs to wipe?
Direction is irrelevant.

>>106634538
i couldn't live without a bidet that warms water first. cold water up your ass is really unpleasant.

Do I actually need a bidet? Can I just get a device that shoots water up my ass?

I'M FEELING A BIT FEVERISH

>>106634190
Its not that its enjoyable, its that it removes the niggers i mean poop

>>106633900
That will just trickle down your leg.

>>106640830
knew it

These threads remind just how fucking disgusting and genuinely retarded americans are regarding hygiene.

The fact bidets aren't the standard is insane.

>>106635456
My bidet was like $40 lol

>>106635558
retards itt not understanding this is a PORTABLE bidet for trips

>>106641668
Are you fucking retarded? You're not supposed to stand up. You stay seated until you finished and dried your ass with toilet paper.

>>106641776
I'd still need to wipe?? Shit water??

>>106641810
Like one or two wipes to remove the water and it's over vs wipe 100 times, waste a bunch of toilet paper and still not be actually clean

>>106641810
this is gonna blow your mind, but the bidet is used to clean off the shit from your asshole before you wipe

any amazon recommendations? need one cause Id rather not get rectal cancer just because the paper didnt do a good enough job

>>106641821
It just sprays little shit particles all over as the water splatters against your asshole. If you want to be clean after a shit, take a shower and clean your body with both soap and water, like a civilized person.

>>106641866
>take a shower after every single shit
no.

>>106641972
Normally you only make one bowel movement a day and sometimes every other day. If you're shitting more than that then something is wrong with your bladder

>>106642122
Gonna need a source on that anon

>>106641855
>>106641649
>>106641640
>>106640377
>>106638914
bot engagement
>>106633930
>Like how people haven't figured out it's just part of an astroturfed stealth marketing campaign by now is beyond me.
its the same technique the /pcbg/ shills use, theres probably 4 or 5 different bots talking to each other in this thread. they track the balloon video ID so they don't post in other threads

unlike /pcbg/ where if you beat their repost script to the punch and make your own OP instead of copy/pasting, all the bots break and start typing gibberish

>>106635616
>astroturfing hygiene
retard

>>106641265
I always wiped from the back until I got an injury that made wiping from the front easier. That's when I discovered how much better cleaning from the front works.
Just try it if you don't believe me. Wipe from the back until you're clean and then wipe a little from the front and you'll notice that the TP is still stained with shit. Then the next time you go to the toilet wipe front the front first until you're clean and give it another wipe from the back, you'll see that the TP comes back clean.

With that said, I wish I had a bidet.

>>106641818
>Like one or two wipes to remove the water
No. It makes the shit wet too meaning you smear it. It leaves brown water and you need more wipes.

>>106642122
this. It never an issue. I shit in the mornings before I shower. If I shut during the day it's no biggy. I will show in the morning anyways.

Before sex I always shower and shave.

>>106638614
it's made of pearl marble

>>106633930
Most of the posts on here are just ads

>>106638831
>>106638730
OH FUCKING LMAO YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO SIT ON A FUCKING BIDET

>>106638945
Only in Greece. When I went to Italy I asked all the airbnb people if I could and there was no issue. Also a bidet is not a replacement for TP, it's an addition. Basic hygine is something foreign outside the EU.

>>106642564
Being toilet-trained by a woman is the best thing, since they have it drilled into them that they need to wipe front to back or they get nasty vaginal infections basically guaranteed. That won't happen with guys but it's still more sanitary.

>>106642735
With a toilet you just sit an wipe your ass. There is "technique" to it. No need to put your finger in your ass too.

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>>106633930
>knowing in any shape or form what reddit has to say about ass crust

>>106642889
if your hands were smeared in shit, would you wipe them with only a paper towel or would you also clean them with hot water and soap?

>>106642579
Yeah this doesn't happen.

>>106641265
from the side, slightly back

>>106635341
just use wet wipes

>>106635456
can you explain why for me in that position its harder not easier?

>>106643148
you shit once a day and you shower once or twice a day. Not a big issue. Just shit in the mornings before a shower like a normal person.

>>106640864
>only shit when I'm at my house
This is retarded.