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Is this... supposed to happen?
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>>106636193
the humidity of the lense cleans the image
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>>106636193
>Apple invented sweating
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>Humid Indian air trapped inside the camera lens
Biological warfare has begun
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>>106636193
Oh nonono india bros, how do we respond to this?
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SAAR DO NOT REDEEM THE VAPOR
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>>106636193
air, water. fire next
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>>106636193
do not worry saar customer will never notice everything is done correctly saar
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>>106637835
I guess earth for when you bury in the landfill
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>>106636193
seething about phone brands is not supposed to happen. it indicates a void in your life
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>>106636193
>n=1
>maybe this is widespread
based retard
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>>106636193
maybe if he didn't shove it into his sweaty lard whale pockets it wouldn't have been infiltrated by moisture
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>>106638344
These phones are water and dust proof, moisture can't supposedly enter so far inside to reach the camera glass.
Obviously unless they're not properly waterproofed.
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>>106636193
apple sirs, not like this
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Apply Shubham to condensation
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>>106636193
It really lives up to its name
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>>106636429
>as soon as he dropped the iPhone 17 Air, shattering the camera lens, his life was over. he just didn't know it yet.
>humid Indian air, strongly smelling of fecal matter, filled the whole room. New bacteria and viruses unknown to science were released and Anon breathed them in, thinking it was just a smell that came from outside.
>But that night Anon came down with a fever. His skin went oily and brown. His hair turned black as if it was being burnt.
>Anon's mother came into his room, concerned. "why does it smell like curry in here?" she asked. "Do you need a doctor?"
>Anon was feeling terrible. His clothes didn't even fit anymore for some reason - they were too loose, as if he had shrunk. "Yas maam," he croaked. "I need doctor."
>His mother called the nearest doctor, and the doctor visited him. After taking his pulse and checking his temperature, the doctor told him: "Saar, you are a fellow Bharat King, just like me. There is no disease."
>Anon was horrified. Why was the doctor talking in Hindi? And more importantly, how could he understand it?
>"Maaam, I am wanting the mirror," he asked his mother. When she came back and handed the mirror to him, he was SHOCKED. What he saw in the reflection wasn't his old self. It was a short, brown Indian man. He had been turned into a pajeet - a fate worse than death.

>The next day after he woke up, he heard his mother talking on the phone with the doctor. "Saaaar why are you no accept payment in the google card??" he could hear his mother saying in Hindi.
>Anon was devastated. His mother had turned into an Indian overnight, just like him. This wasn't fair. He didn't want to suffer as a smelly 5'2 Indian for the rest of his life. "Maybe this is just bad dream. Lord Vishnu please save me from bad dream," he said to himself. Climbing out of the window, he was sure that he would just wake up from this nightmare as soon as he jumped.
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>Opening the window of his apartment, he could smell the pungent air of New Delhi... but it wasn't actually New Delhi. He could recognize all of the buildings of his old hometown, but they were all browner, yellower, and dilapidated looking.
>"Lord Vishnu please free me from this nightmare," he muttered, as he climbed up to the windowsill. He was sure that he would wake up from this hell as soon as he jumped.
>On his way down, he could see a sea of Indians on the streets below. Piles of rubbish and feces were scattered everywhere. But he didn't panic, because he was sure it was a dream.
>But it wasn't. He landed in a massive pile of cow dung that was heaped up on the street, which cushioned the fall. But he still broke his arms and legs. Looking up at the window he jumped out from, he could see the sky was now filled with smog and pollution.
>This wasn't a dream. It was very real. The pain he felt was real. He was lying on the filthy streets, in a pile of cow poo, and brown Indians were walking past him without so much as a glance. This was his new life. In despair, he recalled the iPhone 17 Air that he had dropped. "The Air of India... PHAK YOU MADERPHAK BENCHOD TIM COOK BASTERD!" he screamed, tears streaming down his brown cheeks.

-the end
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>>106639968
>>106639946
why use chatgpt
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>>106640085
I only used shatgpt for the pictures of indians
Wrote the whole thing myself, but the transition between the two posts got fucked up because 4chanXT deleted some of the text and I had to rewrite it
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>>106636193
This happens because all the components are inside the bump island, which warms up the air inside the camera and causes this. Apple engineers were able to come up with an amazing solution for this though: You just put the phone in the microwave, and all the water molecules evaporate though the microphone vents that are built on the sides of the iPhone Air.
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>>106637835
>>106638119
well played
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It’s pretty
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iTODDLERS BTFO
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>>106640468
>shitty stained animu mousepad
>unironically using Apple mouse
>phone with a huge bump and wobble without a case
KYS retard
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Some jeet manager in the plant saved $400 a month by raising the plant temperature by 5C, and there we go.
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>>106637835
>fire next
That's gonna be easy if the battery pack is Indian-built as well ...
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>>106638337
This isn't the first report coming out of it happening.
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Jeeted™
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the Air is pretty sturdy I must say
https://youtu.be/sQ56ve39l2I
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>>106640468
nice wallpaper
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>>106642632
this is the only one ive seen spammed on /g/ multiple times
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>>106642549
>phone with a huge bump and wobble without a case

Why would it wobble?
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>>106640468
kys faggot
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>>106640468
Fyi, the iPhone 17 Pro can generate SDXL images faster than an RTX 5050, but with 12GB VRAM. You can generate as many holos as you want.
The only AI Androids can do is online only with censored models.
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>>106643232
of course, ifaggots care about aislop
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>>106643232
you have droid slops with 25gb ram i'm sure they can run SD if they want
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>>106643269
There's no AI driver support to run AI locally on the Tensor cores or GPU on Snapdragon, so it will take an hour to generate a single image on a Samsung S25, but it only takes 40 seconds on an iPhone 17 Pro.
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>>106636193
it's Kovid-19's trapped breath
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>>106639946
>a fate worse than death
kek
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>>106640468
Should I get the air or the pro?
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>>106643831
the base model
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>>106643945
I'm not getting the base model, I'm not poor
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>>106644064
https://www.apple.com/iphone/compare/?modelList=iphone-17,iphone-air,iphone-17-pro
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lol
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>>106643831
I got the Air. If you take a lot of pics then go with ths Pro
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>>106638328
Where is the part where >>106636193 seethed about phone brands?
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>>106640468
How does the top float in the air?
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>>106643232
None of those are real words. Touch grass. People just want their new toys to iMessage they friends, take selfies and scroll TikTok
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>>106640468
iWeebs, we got cocky
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>>106636193
i know the chip is behind that bump, but where did the moisture come from? indian sweat and tears?
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>>106639946
>>106639968
kek
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>>106649695
>Bloody basterd bitch, there is a dust on the camera lens!
I bet a jeet just blew on it to remove the dust and that left curry flavored fog on the lens
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>>106636193
How much of that water is from evaporated indian cowshit?
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>>106636193
Lmfao FUNGUS, not just for ILCs anymore
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>>106636337
topkek fippy
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Remember to clear camera lens condensation. Put it in the microwave for 15 seconds. Don't do any more than that. It is rated to 30 seconds, so you got a margin of error.
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>>106649290
>How does the top float in the air?
Camera lens is constantly getting scratched/dented in order to achieve a slight incline.

>>106640468
Cute Holo, Tim really should have just added a kickstand instead like what Nintendies have had for decades now in their Switches.
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>>106636193
Putting the “liquid” in Liquid Glass.



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