I would unironically buy this and I wouldn't mind paying $1000+.
>>106673024If it comes with root access, it's automatically better than half the crap on the market (soon to be 100%).
I've remember comparing a shitload of phones trying to find one I could enjoy. It's all just so shitty. There's no good phone. Most don't just suck, they are against you. A shame it's gonna become illegal to live without one
>>106673024until some tranny pushes an update that breaks 99% of the features
>>106673131what features do you need that do modern smartphones lack
>>106673160Freedom
>>106673187what actual feature are you missing though
>>106673190Freedom. You, a fecaloid, wouldn't understand.
>>106673024Yeah, without the obviously ridiculous things it would be an insta-buy.
>>106673024Companies profit way more to not have a replaceable battery, SD card slot and headphone jack. It makes you buy their more expensive higher storage models (or cloud storage subscription), make you buy new headphones (preferably theirs) and make you replace your phone sooner when you battery goes to shit. Making an expandable phone will lose them a lot of profit even when it has a higher selling price.
>>106673024>No camera bump>No display cutout>Headphone jack>Replaceable battery>Modern hardware There the perfect phone. Too bad it will never be a thing.
>>106673024Would this work?
>>106673024Why do they try to make it seem ridiculous when this would be a practically useful concept?
>>106674409>allows sideloading and root
somebody once made a 3D model of this here, wonder where that went
>>106674438
>>106675865uconsole is different from the pico.It has a 4G module, so it can make phone calls.
>>106675865>https://forum.clockworkpi.com/t/uconsole-lte-modem-how-to-guide-for-a06-with-9001-stock-firmware/11347Just in case you're interested.Sorry to rain on the cute meme doe.
>>106673024>is that a radioshack in your pocket or you just endowed beyond belief?
Still better than what Apple came out with
>>106673229Then don’t use one. Do you also only pay cash? You should be used to getting told no at businesses then
>>106678021*drops a 20 on the counter + leaves*keep the change till-monkey!reminder that this is a "stand your ground" state so dont be calling your rent-a-cop
>>106673160Buttons, no front facing camera, the ability to comfortably fit in my pocket, et cetera
>>106673160headphone jack
flashback to the first android phone, how have things only gone downhill since?
>>106673024Unironically looks like my first cellphone!
>>106678467Buttons are overrated, there's a reason the BlackBerry dropped off Why do you have mini pockets
>>106678561Yeah I wish my phone were twice the size with half the screen size in order to accommodate a useless physical keyboard
>>106678021legally they can't refuse cash
>>106680015that was an old phone back when everyphone had a bezellook up fxtec for a modern implementation of a physical keyboard
>>106673073Does this mean Ubuntu mobile os will become more popular
>>106680054who the fuck cares about having a bezel
>>106673024Just buy a Cubot, it literally has a projector, among many other things.
>>106680183Why choose that over the tank
>>106680015The one positive is the physical keyboard probably handles the rain better
>>106680208Bro why are you typing in the rain
I just don't understand the use case of a physical keyboard for a mobile device in which it's superior to a touchscreen keyboard. It's too small to use like a regular keyboard, so you just end up typing with your thumbs anyway
BRING BACK THE BEZEL!DO AWAY WITH GESTURE CONTROLS!BRING BACK BOTTOM OF SCREEN VBUTTONS!
>>106680330somebody should have told him about huffman coding
Fuckin nerds be like "actually it would make more sense if they went through the letters in order of descending popularity rather than alphabetical!"
ok they should have told him about bisection
I'll fucking bisect you
I am the one who bisects
hello sir, would you like to be in the straight section or the bi section
>>106680359I don't think he was ready to handle a log in his big-O...
