Robots are getting really good. The hardware is already there, almost matching the human body. All that is lacking is the software. The moment that we have A.I that can operate simple tasks autonomously, society will change forever. It doesn't have to even have to be AGI, just something like dog level of intelligence, but still allows it to do useful tasks in the house or in the outside world.
>>106692987how in hell you are supposed to remove robot from your yard if it weights like 45kilo and is 60celcius hot
>>106693022Just control the robot to move on it's own? Or just wear gloves for the heat...
>>106692987When can I fuck it?
>>106693022Bro I can lift that with one hand. Eat more instead of shitposting
>>106693022>not hooking a tow strap around your car and dragging the cunt down the roadi am the master of tow straps
>>106693022Exercise moar, handlet.
>>106693061You can fuck that robot right now if you apply yourself
I have to act like these things wont roll out next year when talking about the great reset to my frens
>>106692987>The hardware is already there, almost matching the human bodyNope, not even close. Maybe it is there when it comes to acrobatics and dancing, but not dexterity. We will be there hardwere-wise when we finally get demo of someone controlling one of those robots with VR headset and building Lego or IKEA furniture with them. Until then they are just clumsy toys that no matter how smart the AI in them is, it will always be inferior to a human.It is however funny how tradeniggers thought we are decades away from robots being useful and that they will never be automated in their lifetimes. At least artists had humility and were portraying technology as something that is both good but also can be bad if taken too far ever since the industrial revolution. Trade gags on the other hand spend the last 3 years mocking all white collar jobs.
>>106693599Have you seen the progress being made on robot hands? There's entire companies that are solely focused on making them, and they are separate from the mainline humanoid robot companies. Eventually they're gonna merge or be bought up and you will have the complete package. Progress is very very fast
>>106693022Use the hose, I assume it's not waterproof.
>>106692987>Robots are getting really goodNo they're not. They have zero real use-cases. Even the most expensive ones feautured in tech demos do simple tasks very slowly.
>>106693022What about if the robot is a grandmaster judo expert and holds a gun?
>>106692987>"Y-You want some of this, bitch nigger, huh?"
>>106693616Yeah, but until then it’s still just toys. I want to see someone perform dexterous useful task while controlling a robot at almost human speed. Just to prove that the brain and AI models are the only thing holding them back.
>>106692987>battery life: 6 minutes
>SUS tech
If I win the lottery I promise to buy 100 of these and dedicate 8 hours a day for 5 years teaching them how to burn down mosques and nigger welfare housing and then I will unleash them and maybe not save my country but at least save my city for the next 25 years. If they have enough time before the faggot woke glowies intervene I'll do my best to purge all the homeless too I will actually do this if I had the money, just like how I know in my heart of hearts that if I had 100 million of compute and the datasets required I would 1000% legalize AI child pornography to save the children. I genuinely think technological progress will enable a rogue savior of the white race to accomplish all of these things within our lifetime
>>106693775still better than most fat fucks here
>>106693637True. Dishwashers also have zero usecase. They wash dishes so much slower than any human, and don't even get them as clean as a human would. Nobody would ever use a machine like that when they could just wash the dishes themselves.
>>106693061maybe in 2035 you can do the bombayah with a AI robot :D
>>106692987>hardwareStill needs to get better. We don't have a good way to make hands with human level touch sensing. Reliable manipulation really needs touch sensing>softwareYes, it's mainly a software problem>do useful tasksHard>in the outside worldVery hard. There's also doing tasks reliably, you don't see how often it fails in a short video demo
>>106692987Dang, did the Chinese just copied and pasted Boston Dynamics CGI?
>>106693775Came here to post this. Fuck human dexterity, the real problem is that the low battery life makes their total work hours lower than us, while also requiring maintenance and having an upfront cost. The humanoid robot takeover is still far away.
Okay, but I just need it to be a maid. Why can't they just do that?
>>106692987never gonna happen, you lost, we won lol
https://news.berkeley.edu/2025/08/27/are-we-truly-on-the-verge-of-the-humanoid-robot-revolution/According to this kike robotics professor we are still a long way for functional robots and it’s mostly hype.
>>106692987Notice you don't see any demos of fine motor skills. Robots still can't do anything useful with their appendages. They basically figured out how to get them to locomote, that's it.
>>106698031They're getting better everyday. This demo was released yesterday https://x.com/i/status/1970977341624213521
>>106698097>>106698031https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXVV-oErD8sYeah, shit is moving really fast. 2 years ago, humanoid robots were basically solely limited to the lab and they still will fall over if you looked at them funny. Today you can buy one for the price of a used car and have them break dance. The development of the hands will likely follow a similar development curve and have similar performance to human hands with 2-5 years. The only thing keeping robots back is the A.I/software.
>>106693775Will we ever solve the battery/energy problem?Feels like that is what is keeping everything back.
>>106700046From what I know most of these robots can keep going for hour or half. I think it would be more if they used wheels to move around. The redundancy in hands and arms in understandable because you want to mass produce them and do anything physical that human can, but good chunk of jobs that don’t take place outside could use wheels, prompting for creation of legless models to be build alongside. I feel like the main reason why all those models have legs is sunk cost fallacy. Robotics engineers spend the last decade trying to make robots perfect at walking, running and jumping so now that they have basically perfected it they don’t want to throw it away.
>>106692987bro... that's so fucking fake A.L. generated look at the movement and shadowsremember the car running over robot video? it's has the same vieb. i'm so ready for 2026, i can tell A.L. shit instantly now