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Doctor: Are you familiar with robotic surgery?

Patient: I work at NVIDIA.

Doctor: Oh, what do you do?

Patient: AI Marketing.
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>>106706398
My dads the CEO at nvidia and he never heard of this guy
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what even is AI marketing? he shills AI everywhere or uses AI itself for marketing?
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>>106706398
Not even the same field. I think he missed the brain surgery too
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Marketing is just a fancy name for a seller who doesn't sell shit.
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>>106706415
Same
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>>106706398
I'll never forget the look on the patient's face when he asked if I was at all familiar with robotic surgery and I told him, "I work at NVIDIA"
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>>106706398
>picture of a man and a woman
>male patient
>post made by said male patient
>"he"
what am I missing? who is the woman?
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>>106706415
>>106706791
My Dad's Leatherman jackets niece once removed and he said "Advancing AI #nodrivers"
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>>106706419
>>106706598
Marketing is selecting color themes and type fonts to make sales brochures and presentations really stand out.
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>>106706984
It's also about having to look up sales stats so as to know what kind of people to market to.
Marketers don't usually know how stuff they sell works, but they got a pretty good idea of what kind of people their company sells stuff to.
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>>106706829
Really? After a decade of pronoun education and you still assume people's pronouns even when it's used right in fornt you?
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>>106706398
>wow nvidia? impressive, what department?
>marketing
>oh
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I don't get it, is NVidia now making robots?
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>>106706398
what the fuck does NVDA have to do with robots?
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>>106706398
my sides
tasteful twist on the "help we need a doctor" joke
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>>106706829
Have you tried looking with your eyes? Actually comprehending what you're looking at? Do you think the doctor is standing there smiling, holding the phone for a selfie, wearing a hoodie or similar sweater? That's his wife, you fucking mongoloid. The doctor isn't in the photo. How are you this stupid?
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>>106706829
It's a classic puzzle that plays on social expectations. The doctor said "I can't operate on him, he works at nvidia", but the doctor is a woman.
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>>106709028
lmaoooo thanks for the laugh
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Now I see why he’s in marketing, he has rustled all of the spergs into talking about his company.
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>>106706398
But I see a female urologist.
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>>106709028
And that woman's name was Albert Einstein.
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>>106706398
Incredible story. Keep us posted.
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Looks like that and is in the hospital. Works in marketing and AI. Must be hell his life.
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>>106708481
No, but it's the "next big thing" they are hyping.
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>>106706398
A dad who works at Nintendo just flew over my house
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>>106708506
Nvidia chips are used heavily in robotics for edge compute



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