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Thank God for All his blessings of Employment!!!
>Be me, neeting for 6 months>get an offer for a 90k job, but I have to move to new jersey>have $2,000 in my bank accounthow bad of an idea is this? should I just keep waiting and try to get a 70k job in my state? I don't even pay rent because I live in one of my dad's spare properties. I have 4 yoe but no degree
>>106712429naw, take it and keep looking. don't be a fool. just make sure not to sign a longterm lease.
i'm so sick of hearing the pajeet accent...
does anyone else cope with the stress from your tech job using self harm?
>>106712429>90k jobAre you poor or something?
I was a photographer in a past life
>>106712622>good morning saar>>106712429ignore this jeet, take the job
>>10671265490k is fucking nothing lmao do you live in a box eating beans and rice??? kek kekw kwab you are so fucking poor
>>106712852You need to fuck off, faggot.
>>106712852yes.do you live in mommy's mansion basement eating lobster and prawns?
>>106712866I live in based texas on a 40 acre property with my loli wife. sorry you're don't even make 1mil TC not even a fraction of what i make not even the median income in United States KEK WHAT A FREAKING BITCH you are!!
Reminder
>>106712429>one of my dad's spare propertieswhy dont you just work for your dadt. has rich parents but dad was previously divorced so I have too many siblings and half siblings to comfortably bum off my dad
>>106712429what statehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhTzuZqchH0
>>106713023>thumbnail is le ghibli sepia filtere ai slopim radicalizing
SaaaaarWhat are your weekend plans saaar
>>106713049sex with creatures
>>106713049playing warhammer
>>106712904wow 40 acres that's huge, boy oh boy, I had no idea I was talking to such a successful jeet to have 40 whole acres in texas. wow. what a real accomplishment. I feel so small inside now.HEY EVERYBODY THIS GUY HAS 40 WHOLE ACRES IN TEXAS WOW I BET HE COULD RAISE UP A WHOLE COW TO EAT ITS SHIT ALL TO HIMSELFwell played jeet well played
>>106713340What are you talking about, I'm not poor. I have a huge 400 sqft apartment in Manhattan on broadway which I pay 10 million dollars a year to rent, and each of the women in my harem have their own sitting pillow. I give my harem pillow women unlimited luxuries too such as perfume to spary on themselves every 10 minutes. It takes a lot of bottles of perfume. I spend 5 million dollars on perfume every year too. In my huge 400 sqft apartment in Manhattan. I also have special vegetarian chefs that make me all the vegetarian dinners I want, anytime of the day. They sleep in the bunkbeds, not me.
>>106713376>400 sqftLmao. Do you live in a postage box ?
>>106713023Nigga state
>>106713388Are you serious? Don't you know that a 400 sqft apartment in Manhattan is HUGE. Really it is. Oh you should see how HUGE that is. It looks even bigger because I have purchased industrial lighting that I mounted on the wall so it is very bright. I keep my curtains open so that the weird men walking around in the parking lot on their phones in the middle of the night talking for no fucking reason can see me, with my 5 women, sparying perfume on each other eathing vegetarian dishes. I am successful. Seethe jeet. Seethe. Ok, I got to go, the chef says my Dahle supper is ready.
My coworkers who put on cute stuff on their desks like nendoroids, plants, are the most joyous people to be withMeanwhile the managers/seniors who are spiteful passive aggressive nonchalant ice queens whos been working there for years slowly gets booted outThe tides are turningNo more corporate slaveryOnly corporate toomfoolery
>>106713411You are SO poor! Lmao!
>>106713506Those thing are not cute & cute thing are not productive anyway. Stay poor nigger.
0/100 ragebait... :wiltflower:
if you dont have Threadripper and RTX 6090 on your desk you are a poorfag and ngmi. I am manager of my office and will make it policy if you do not have this you are put on PIP for irresponsibility with company fundings.
>>106712994My dad isn't rich, he just got lucky and bought two properties when they were cheap and interest rates were low. My step mom is a doctor and she makes great money so she helps cover the bills as well. >>106713023I live in florida, if I moved anywhere else I would be looking at $1.5k-2k in rent, even in my own state it's like $2k minimum for a shithole apartment. That's why I'm on the edge, after taxes and rent I would really only be taking home like 40-50k at most
Oracle is the only one of the big 4 IaaS vendors that doesn't have a direct business relationship with the IDF
I don't care.
>>106713997kek huge cope Larry loves Isreal and will plow his underage chink brides in the new Gaza resort
learn a trade
how do i stop being so negative and jaded about work? sure, my company is shit and i DO know better than anyone else but...
>>106713049>lost to 9inegrim
Serious question. As an American, would you rather work with a Southern European or with an Indian?
why is the job market so shit. all i want is an in-office job where there's a larger than normal amount of frumpy hr moms loitering around the cubicle farm with massive visible panty lines. we're talking panty lines so obvious that it's the subject of gossip. panty lines so deep that the ass cheek indentations are permanent. panty lines so egregious that even the male management has considered bringing it up as part of "professionalism in the workplace".i am suffering from panty line deprivation more severe than any man has ever suffered before. there's gotta be some way i can start working in an office again. i'm fucking losing it
>>106715682>Southern European or with an Indian?What kind of fuckded up comparison is that. A spaniard/greek vs a street-shitting fucking jeet? Oh gee what a difficult choice.
>open teams on my phone>"To use your work or school account with this app, you must install the Microsoft Intune Company Portal app">get the same thing for OutlookUnless my company literally gives me a phone with a paid service, the only time I will see emails or team member messages is when I'm on my work computer during normal business hours because I am definitely not giving them that kind of control over my personal phone. Is that what they want?
>>106716010just tell your work place they need to provide a work phone
>>106715988>A spaniard/greek
>>106716239wops don't work
have you amerifats noticed any changes at work after the $100k h1b thing?>>106712647kek, nice one>>106712429>>>/g/utwg
>>106713049I'm on call at an MSP. I've gotten 6 calls since I got home on Friday, 2 at night. One was a firewall shitting the bed so I had to drive 2 hours at 11 pm to go fix it (which took another 2 hours). I'm a slave, and I get paid a slave's wages. They let me clock in while on call and I get paid 30 dollars per week for the privilege of having no life.Someone just kill me
>>106713049i'm on call
How do people even keep working on FAANG shit or these mega big international tech companies? I have not spent one year and I'm already daydreaming about starting my own farm. People will happily spend 10 hours explaining why they don't have bandwidth to do something that will take them 5 minutes.. that random ass 5 devs team that have an engagement process that takes 10 years, the retarded pajeet going in circles in order to not have to fix a blatant fix in their garbage code.. don't know if I can handle this garbage anymore
>>106712401do you have dreams, /twg/?
Are you really a Tech Worker if you aren't using an MBP?
>>106715360Realize that work helps you kill time faster
>>106716431It's a spectrum:The left end is the people who don't care, and are just at the job for a paycheck. They do what they're assigned, no more.The right end is the people who care extremely, they like to care, and will literally sacrifice their own lives for whatever the company is doing right now. They're all in. If they think something needs to be done, they'll do it or find a way to get someone else to.Both of those types of people get by fine in a mega corporation. The don't-cares let everything wash over them. They do what they can of what they're asked, and that's it. If there's any major problems with the company, then their attitude is "not my problem", at least until it gets assigned to them, then they do the minimum to fix it. The care-extremelys enjoy throwing themselves into fixing problems and corporate drama. They get pleasure from it. They look for work to do.Anyone in the middle between those two ends is going to be miserable. If you care somewhat, but not so much that you'll personally move mountains for the corporation, then you'll constantly be annoyed, disappointed, disillusioned, etc... You'll see problems, and you'll know that they're fixable... but you don't quite have the drive to do something yourself. It will drain you day after day, then months, then years.If you're lucky, you'll eventually migrate down to the "don't care" state and you'll be content. If you're unlucky, you'll gradually go insane and eventually call someone a "lazy nigger" in a meeting and get fired.
>built a new startup>raised a few 100m in venture VC capital>time to do some hiring>not one applicant actually knows how to code>every single one demands unreasonable wages despite not knowing how to code>in the interviews they can't even tell me what the company does>one of them showed up wearing army pants and a fursuit head What the fuck is with the job market right now? Why are applicants all so fucked?
>>106716766Is this a true story? What are you hiring for? I'll join your startup. I can code backend, I can do some devops and frontend (not my specialties though), I don't need much money, but I do need $50k to pay back the signing bonus for my current job.Anyway, you've now found the reason it's so hard for anyone to get a job. People used to have the sense to look at a company and job description and decide if they were a good candidate or not. Now, so many people just apply to everything they see and hope for the best. Employers aren't able to get through the spam.
>>106716759You also need to throw in the fact that if you did go the extra mile for the megacorp, you would still not get compensated for your extra effort. Usually because of some reason like"we can't promote more people this year" or "we can not make an exception for you" . It really pushes you towards doing the bare minimum.HDG8A
>>106716830Counter UAS drones powered by AI that communicate over audio spectrum.
>>106716916Are you based in Cali? If not, what state?
>>106716909Yep, you're right. That's the other thing that sucks for people in the middle. People who don't care about the job don't care about getting promoted. And people who do care will get enough visibility that they will get promoted. If you're in the middle, then whatever you do won't get noticed, so you're fucked.One thing I should also add: it's sometimes had to tell whether the "all in" people are true believers or just performing it. I've seen a few who I'm pretty sure didn't actually give a fuck but were making a big show of it to promote themselves.>>106716916Sending data over audio? Are you memeing or do you intend to have drones beep at each other to communicate?
>>106717014We are still working on the standards for comms but we have the EW sorted out. It's confidential.
hi
>>106716759>Anyone in the middle between those two ends is going to be miserable. If you care somewhat, but not so much that you'll personally move mountains for the corporation, then you'll constantly be annoyed, disappointed, disillusioned, etc... You'll see problems, and you'll know that they're fixable... but you don't quite have the drive to do something yourself. It will drain you day after day, then months, then years.>If you're lucky, you'll eventually migrate down to the "don't care" state and you'll be content. If you're unlucky, you'll gradually go insane and eventually call someone a "lazy nigger" in a meeting and get fired.nta but damn...i think you just opened my eyes
>>106716766Unironically how I got the job despite being a mentall ill sperg. Apparently no one else could code for shit in the interview. Even people with supposed decades of industry experience.
>>106716759>>106716909>>106717014>>106717060I do care but I struggle on resisting the urge not to go the exta mile. It is a difficult balance when the companies objectives will definitely fail without that extra mile, to stop being a hero saving idiots from their idiocy.
>>106716283How about
>>106717124>how I got the job despite being a mentall ill spergI'm remote and a sperg and we had an irl meetup and a lot of my IT coworkers were spergs too. The biggest sperg of them all, the one i really wanted to meet, didnt even attend, he was too busy sperging over a docker stackMy resume has a page just for personal projects and they probably thought "this guy enjoys what he does too much" and thats the reason why they hired me and they don't regret it.
>>106716766>>106717199>My resume has a page just for personal projects and they probably thought "this guy enjoys what he does too much" and thats the reason why they hired me and they don't regret it.and retards come and tell us that personal projects are worthless. keksome people have no shame. they are the ones that clearly entered this industry for the money.>>106717036hi anon. how is your weekend going?
>>106716010Work for a bigger company that pays for company phones. I have a work phone specifically because I refuse to use their spyware bullshit on my personal.
>>106717236>and retards come and tell us that personal projects are worthless. kekThey specifically brought it up, and specifically mentioned that not only was my resume good in terms of job history and what I had experience with, but so intrigued that at the irl meet they were like "hey anon how come you havent mentioned this thing you run even once?" and have me show it to other employees. It was a bit awkward because i dont like talking about it, I prefer being anonymous and letting my thing just be discovered naturally.>>106717286>Work for a bigger company that pays for company phonesI love my smol company. Also, I am not on any on-call rotation and i do not work in support so there really isnt much of a reason for me to have/need a company phone. However, i am working on a rack that will include a UPS and PDU and should give my laptop internet via wifi when the power goes out (assuming coax isnt broken)
>>106715360Git gud at workFind meaning outside of itStudy psychology and game theoryDo harmless dumb shit with your friends and family
what if my hobby is guns, how do i leverage that into a le tech startup and/or femboy concubine
>>106717951I have over 50 guns. Most femboys think guns are cool, but my current one is a bit more leftwing but doesnt mind that I told him I "have a bunch" (i try to be honest as possible within the first few days so we dont waste eachothers time). I met him on a business trip so we mostly talk via discord but he has plan tickets to visit me so he'll see first hand what "a bunch" isI think a drone that live fires would be cool, or a working turrent that tracks and shoots at targets would be cool
>>106717951Is your hobby like shooting or collecting rare guns? Or do you like prepping?
>>106717951>what if my hobby is guns, how do i leverage that into a le tech startup and/or femboy concubineWelcome to the military industrial complex, get a grant to build something semi-novel strapped to a drone and you can have Uncle Sam print money for you
>>106718014>Most femboys think guns are coolNo shit, most of them are mentally ill
>>106718097>No shit, most of them are mentally illbut liking guns isnt mental illness
>>106718071>>106718014for years and years i've wanted to start a fixed-wing drone aerial photography company and i guess now's the timegonna build a bootleg 1/32 AC-130 (instead of a 105mm gun it's a 5.7mm pistol zap strapped to the underside)
>>106718171>fixed-wing drone aerial photographyi occasionally look into building an autonomous long range (50 miles) surveilance drone but im too busy doing other things and my new job pays less so it doesnt go very far
>>106718237i think you need an actually harder license to get than a normal pilot's license for that (normal pilots can fly by eye, but long range drone inherently involves instrument flight with out nav aids which is a special ticket for pilots and quite hard to get afaik)
>>106716759wise post
fuck any more advanced "tech" im gonna get my drivers license and become a rally driver on my IT dustman salary (forma de rally raid)(concorrenza del kei truck)(スズキ製の刀を持って幕府の犬を飼う)
>>106718289>special licensehypothetically speaking, this isnt very enforceable if it doesnt transmit video signal and you dont talk after liftoff; especially if the takeoff point and landing points are pre-programmed into it before liftoff and change every time
>>106718481fair and true but then how do you deal with evolving missions? wait for completion and relaunch like an hour later? doesnt sound very agile to me
>>106716759>>106716431So we are doing a new project at work.I know if I did it myself, it would take me 3 months tops, if I put effort and worked full 8 hours on it.Now we are going to do it with a team of 5 or 6.I know this is gonna take 2 years minimum and the result much worse than what I would have done solo.It's gonna take us a month to just decide on the technologies and who does what.Meanwhile in that month I would have finished half of it.Corp work makes no sense.Just sitting back and doing nothing is the endgame.I'm gonna request even more people to join, so nobody will notice me slacking and doing nothing.It's sad cause I really loved this project, it was my baby, but they want to rape it and make me seethe.I will not seethe.I do not care anymore.This project idea as long as most of the code will be stolen from my previous project with no credit to me, but I don't even care about that.The only thing I used to care about was doing a good job and producing something beautiful.But they had to kill this tiny part of my soul that was still alive too.I am dead now, I do not care about anything,Fuck them.
>>106718588ghostposting is illegal
>>106718568>evolving missionwdym?>relaunch like an hour later?i think it would take longer than that to charge unless you planned to have multiple pre-charged batteries. It would mostly be one-off missions, like once every few months
>Cisco Python 1/2, OS Basics, ITEss, Intro to Cyb all done. Going for OpenEd PCEP/PCAP in the end of year break.>Working on NetEss to finish by the end of the year when I move into my second year of study. Running out of things to work on but I know the next year focuses on networking, virtualisation and cloud (aws).What can I be doing right now in terms of certification or training to be as sufficiently prepared as possible? I was thinking going for AWS certs? Should I dump some time into learning Azure for good measure?
>>106718834>certification or trainingi literally have zero certs and zero training for my IT job. If you are employed in IT and they will pay for you to have certs thats cool but the ideal job is you are busy 110% of the time (in both work and hobbies) and actually enjoying it to the extent that you dont give a fuck about certs
>>106717988non mutt here, thats literally metake a few days off every couple weeks to try and manage burn out
>>106716766>>106716830>>106716916> DefenseDo you have residency req's? Level of background clearance req'd? Project itself is ambitious, but have you at least a demo for two drones exchanging information in the audio spectrum using any rate in relatively clean conditions? (Drones Alfa and Bravo are loitering 1 m next to one another, Drone alfa speaker pointed in clear line of site to drone bravo's mic), Drone alfa plays any segment in any encoding.Because if you solved this tech, and have either HW or SW that can do that in tactically relevant conditions (Drones Alfa, Bravo, Charlie, Delta, Echo are present in the scene. Flying 10 m overhead of a plt of infantry, infantry simulate radio comms, some are mounted in personnel transporter, machine gun fire can be heard, kinetic or rocket artillery on scene. Drone Alfa and Bravo needs to communicate. ENY drones are on the scene equipped with the same tech eavesdropping.), that's a huge improvement in tech, and you should sell your mic and sound equipment separately to the intelligence community. Or the advertising intelligence community (Google, Facebook, Apple, Amazon)
>PHP developer role>look inside>All you do is update wordpress now and then
>>106718753unironically i thought if i really gave it Ye Olde College Try an average mission (the only one i'd get all year) could go, at most annoying>get tasked to do an overflight "with"(not "for" as a proper subcontractor) the local municipality's volunteer SAR corps>all volunteer civilian boomers so they can't plan a mission for shit>end up orbiting one(1) datum supplied by a concerned karen that is obviously wrong>new "intel" comes in (panicked mom gives new information about a creek the kids like to play at or smth)>have to sift through charts/maps that are 10 years out of date to figure out what the fuck she's even talking about>can't shift coverage properly without running afoul of the transport bureau because my flight plan was already submitted anyway>can't even see shit because of tree cover, light polution, sigint/elint being a meme, IR being defeated by particularly fresh deer piss in rut season>drone gets shot out of the air by some annoyed hick with an bird-and-buck shot twin loaded KSG in hour 70 of the search (two hours before my contract says I start getting paid)>get "fox hunted" by ham boomers trivially because even though they don't know what RADAR is, my full name and address was one Request For Information Act inquiry away>don't even get compensated for the lost aircraft let alone my time because it was a volunteer glory operation centered around some kid who's probably off /ss/ banging a tranny in Iowa and not actually lostor worse>get hired to do aerial photography for a realtor>they refuse to pay me because i didn't get one(1) angle they only told me about once overflight began>get hired to do ebin larp for an airsoft team>they neglect to tell me the actual limits of the field and I can't change my tracks after registering my flight plan>convince a military unit to let me join an exercise>everyone involved gets arrested for thinking any part of that was a good idea the second my drone goes over Unceded Native Landetc
>>106718753>chargeReal Nigga Not Detected
>>106719029>>get "fox hunted"Based Radio Commers btfoing furfags.
>this will need to scale>no, it's fine>doing this literally costs you nothing and will avoid us having to rewrite everything>no, it's fine>...>anon they are complaining our service chugs too much and it's hammering (((the cloud))) (tm), how do we fix it>do what I told you>no, we can't rewrite things, it has to be a magical 3 line fix>not my problemIf you truly cared about your job you would have to kill these faggots. Go the "don't care" route.
>>106719110>If you truly cared about your jobevery time i have expressed this sentiment i have been made fun of for it relentlessly
>>106719110can't you slap a profiler to the services and look for the parts of the code that use the most CPU?
>>106719143>that imageYou should be made fun of relentlessly. You're lucky that's all that happens.
>>106718688not even a ghostghosts have unfinished business they need to take care ofI'm dead and gone, don't care at all
>>106719427evidently not if you're still posting here. don't worry, you're in good company; the only thing left anywhere in the west is ghosts and shadows
>>106719468>>106719427Heroes never die. IT vassals stay winning, cycle of guilt after cycle of guilt
>>106719279There is no "part that uses the most". They made a gay custom framework a decade ago and they will keep using it, resource leaks be damned. The server gets restarted every day anyways who cares about six billion floating strings.
>>106719662Let the company deal with the costs. What skin is it off your back if they're inefficient? Sure you'll get bought up by the chinese someday, but that'll be a problem for your great grandchildren.
>>106719682I don't give a shit about the inefficiency, and they don't care. Until the costs skyrocket and the contracts start to get revised because the customers are unhappy and are no longer willing to be hostages. THEN it's time to fill my plate with godawful sewage of the most unholiest of tasks which shouldn't even exist had they listened. Maybe I should just leave it to them.
>>106719755>THEN it's time to fill my plate with godawful sewage of the most unholiest of tasks which shouldn't even exist had they listened. Maybe I should just leave it to them.I do this and I have a really obvious drinking problem at least partially because of it. I can't offer a real solution but you have my best wishes for healthier coping methods.
Come to think of it, last time I asked Our Guy, he gave me carte blanche to do invasive surgery on consoomer laptops as long as the chassis-es get returned someday and I recoginze that I'm not getting new stuff off-schedule. Never got a real chance to do much past the first batch of sleeper towers, but I should ask if I can make random shit into standalones for "Special Projects" as long as they don't touch DND systems the few times I'll be around, and then ask for a little "Miscellaneous Requirements" budget for new radios, assorted infra-scale cabling, and proper COTS antennae.
>the schizo furry is hereuh oh
>>106719920Is the experience too plentiful for you? I might not have ever flown a helicopter, but I've used a computer once or twice.
>>106719906>>106719973>"''people"" like this get jobs while /utwg/ existsExplain
>>106720024He doesn't have a job he's just a larping canadian. Probably either a jeet or a bot too.
You know what, I'm going to sign up for that exercise. I want to see how badly it goes, mostly just for the schadenfreude, but also I want to experience a reservist operation that goes well, was planned properly, and achieves some objective. Seeing the myriad ways this one will fail will be good preparation for one I barge my way into the planning for. And if this first one doesn't go too badly, well, there's one bucket list item out of the way!
>>106720024>confident lunatic gets the job instead of an actually competent autistSAME AS IT EVER WAS
>>106720128>>106719973>>106719906Seriously why is this nigger employed and I can't even get a rejection letter. Is jeet nepotism that fucking strong?
>>106720128It'll never work out for you. Not because you're a rabbit, it's because you're black.
No... It's jokes about a byte LOL I had this on my interview and passed it very successfully
I'm going to get really amped up, have all kinds of ideas and ideals, and by morning will be too tired to enact any! I should do good for myself, my peers, maybe even my small organization, and I have no excuses for not doing so. I'm just lazy. It's hard to stay motivated, even with profit incentive.
Niggers who likes to blog and image post should just either go to /vg/ or /int/
>>106715890why not just work at a service desk/help desk anon? having to physically drive around for hours to a computer seems like a bad deal>>106716010are you expected to check your emails outside of work hours? once i walk out the door, i don't give a fuck what is going on, and i don't until i walk back through the door and sit at my desk
enjoying your weekend, /twg/?
>>106719662>The server gets restarted every day anywayslmao, I get it now. you must be surrounded by fucking retardsyeah, you are right. that shit needs to be made from scratch again>>106720233are you sure he's employed or an actual person and not some kind of bot? he talks borderline nonsense
>>106720957>enjoying your weekend, /twg/?its 8pm and i just woke up from a short nap. Thinking maybe i should go into my basement bachelor pad and blast glenn miller whilst smoking a fuckton of weed to get back to sleep
