I am a Google employee. AMA.
How many cocks did you suck in your life?
How many cocks did you suck this week?
How many cocks did you suck in this day?
How many cocks did you suck in the past hour?
>Google employeeThey are called Googlers, pretty sure you're not oneAnswer the other questions nonetheless
>>106715866>>106715880>>1067158850. I am a straight cis man. Contrary to popular belief we are not fan of w*men. If they can't code they get the boot
>>106715919Nice RP but everyone knows Google only hires women and homosexual men.
How do I get a job if I'm not a worthless pajeet cruising on neopotism?
>>106715919>cisAnyone who uses that word is a faggot.
>>106715938Maybe in the US. In the EEA only straight Polish men get the job. Or brownoids>>106715941Use psychology tactics on the HR roastie
How many cocks did you suck in the past minute?
>>106715856SAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
How much do they actually pay you to clean the toilets?
>>106715856did you get this cap to look like a retard too?
I've had this on my mind for a while. What does the youtube admin interface look like?>admin.youtube.com
>>106715856Does everyone there really use Go a majority of the time?
>>106715856are the corporate overlords afraid of getting hit with an anti-trust lawsuit that will lead to the dismantlement of the company?
>>106715856Can you recommend me? I need a good job. How hard is it to get into goolag?
>>106716109>ooohhh i want to work at googel please sir>there are no other places but FAANG I want to work at>please sir>5 years later still no jobthat's why you faggots stay unemployed forever
>>106715856post your curry recipe. meat is preferred but vegan versions are fine too.
>>106715919>cisyou're not straight or a man
>>106715856any proof?
>>106716158I just want to get a ok job doing something I enjoy and be paid decent and not have to deal with too much bullshit too often
>>106715856Google is the lamest company these days. What do you guys even do? What happened to making stuff like Google Glass? Zero innovation in 15 years, how sad.
>>106715856Do employees only use iPhones? How do people feel about sundar? Why doesn’t google make an iMessage clone? Do you fuck prostitutes on the regular?
>>106715919>we are not fan of w*menI would never accuse you of anything like that.
>>106715856why do you hate sentient life?
>>106715856can you convince the suits to make Google search not niggerlicious?
>>106717011you enjoy adding spyware to everything?
>>106715856Saar. How much toilet does your hous own?
>>106718086OP left 4 hours ago.
>>106718178I guess he wasn't worth 100k
OP is a faggot but I work at Google so I'll answer a few>>106715941Get a referral (you have a network, right?) and/or toss in your resume and roll the dice>>106716000Yes, I think it says "Noogler" on it though>>106716054Not at all, but it does get way more use than it deserves>>106716109Not that hard. As long as you can make it to an actual engineering interview, you're basically past the diversity filter. You can still get interviewed by assholes or retards though, so there's never any guarantee. Cast a wide net
>>106718376Contd because apparently replying to posts is considered spam>>106716258I make golden curry from the box instructions>>106717231No. Negatively. They've already made like fifty messaging apps. No>>106717468No>>106717475Yes
>>106715856Why are you ruining android
>>106718376Gib referral anon brokumacatfish@pm.me
>>106715856how long has it's been since you shit outside?
>>106718376Thanks for not being a fag like OPWhat thing do you work on?
>>106718376answer >>106716007
>>106718400When in doubt, assume it's because somebody is going for a promotion>>106718544Without getting too specific, low level server SW/FW>>106716007>>106718553I ignored this because I don't work on Youtube, but apparently I do have access to this page. It's just a boring landing page with links to a bunch of very specific admin tools
>>106718760>admin.youtube.comGive us screenshots. DO IT FAGGOT!
>>106715945>>cis>Anyone who uses that word is a faggot.So true
>>106715856You are ontologically evil and it's morally right to use violence on you, how do you feel about that?
>>106718760>>106718787How long r u going to take?
>>106715856Moot is that you?
>>106719061Our favourite faggot left The Google in 2021. Does anybody know where he is now?
How can you two live like this?
Besides being a Youtuber, whats the career path like for those who leave Google?
>>106715856>I am a Google employee. AMA.YouTubers aren't employees.
>>106715856Why does youtube keep breaking things that aren't broken? I just now learned they shut off comment reply notifications
>>106715856Why are 36 pages the maximum allowed for returned results? I've never seen a search go past 36 pages, but know of about a dozen queries that cap out with 36 pages. 17 pages are the norm for something with high consumption, i.e. modern videogames, but even those have 3-4 pages with a notice at the end about repeated or supposed irrelevant results.
