> Free and open source> Keeps cool and important websites safe from AI scraper bots> Makes chuds extra mad> Does all this while being extremely adorableIs even possible to be more based than this?
>>106737367>invented by KiwiFarms
yea, let scrapers scrap. nothing bad in it
>>106737367Can be bypassed by chrome dev tools
>>106737449wasn't there a chrome or firefox extension for it?
>>106737367I wish she'd make that face at me and talk to me like that
>>106737375>hashcash was invented by Farm troonslol?
>>106737650Kiwi does something else because sometimes it fails the check on my browser. Just bruteforcing hashes should *never* fail
>>106737367sex with bis on the log
>>106737367I want to fuck the anubis mascot so fucking bad HNNNNNNNNG
>>106737367 googlecels and currycels fear the mighty soul judge.
bump
>>106738141This is the reason I don't want this shit going mainstream.
>>106739337I'm just sick of the troons misgendering him because he's feminine. Boys can be feminine without the tranny mental illness.Go eat some more tylenol, fucking troons.
>>106737367It's completely useless and trivial to bypass. All it does is waste your CPU cycles like malware.
>>106737367now draw her legs spread getting fucked
tfw no anubis gf
Based clanker destroyer
I just really like Anubis.
>>106737367Anubis' anus
>>106737375>infamous high profile doxing website hated by normalfags and 4chuds>constantly the target of cyber attacksso not only is it foss, it's also forged in fire? I fail to see the problem
>>106740135Oh my god...... I want to inspect it...>>106739391I'm certain that any workarounds will get patched. Considering how young the software is, it's already working amazingly well
>>106737367https://www.fsf.org/blogs/sysadmin/our-small-team-vs-millions-of-bots>Some web developers have started integrating a program called Anubis to decrease the amount of requests that automated systems send and therefore help the website avoid being DDoSed. The problem is that Anubis makes the website send out a free JavaScript program that acts like malware. A website using Anubis will respond to a request for a webpage with a free JavaScript program and not the page that was requested. If you run the JavaScript program sent through Anubis, it will do some useless computations on random numbers and keep one CPU entirely busy. It could take less than a second or over a minute. When it is done, it sends the computation results back to the website. The website will verify that the useless computation was done by looking at the results and only then give access to the originally requested page.>At the FSF, we do not support this scheme because it conflicts with the principles of software freedom. The Anubis JavaScript program's calculations are the same kind of calculations done by crypto-currency mining programs. A program which does calculations that a user does not want done is a form of malware. Proprietary software is often malware, and people often run it not because they want to, but because they have been pressured into it. If we made our website use Anubis, we would be pressuring users into running malware. Even though it is free software, it is part of a scheme that is far too similar to proprietary software to be acceptable. We want users to control their own computing and to have autonomy, independence, and freedom. With your support, we can continue to put these principles into practice.I'll pass on letting you run malware on my computer.
>literal, unironic brown jeet tranime
>>106737367it is annoying as fuck that a website that previously worked with plain html and minimal css now needs me to enable a bunch of web workers and javascript
>>106740636Do you have an alternative? Most of LLM crawlers are on USA IPs, so banning India won't work
>>106740650do they constitute a lot of bandwidth for sites that are not doing retarded harvesting of analytics/personal data
>>106740650>Most of LLM crawlers are on USA IPsBan USA. Problem solved.
>>106737367They shouldn't have changed the mascot. The one that was more furry was better.
Usecase for furbussy?
>>106740827>Ban USA. Problem solved.
>>106737367I love that before I even heard of what this was, I heard shrieking chud virgin untouched unkissed loser retards shrieking about the CONSPIRACY behind it.lolyou really gonna throw the best years of your life away doing this all day?
>>106740613I love how utterly impotent and shrieking this is.commies btfo, thank you for creating software that will keep foot-eating commie faggots off my site Anubis
>>106740613lol the autistic lack of early fsf's pragmaticism is what's doomed the movementwhat's "ian kelling"s stance on the rms insurrection?
>>106739386I'm a muscular superstraight /fit/ hacker who can make eye contact, how to get cute anubis boi in my life?
>>106740620makes sense, she's canadian
>>106740636Name one? No seriously, name a "plain html and minimal css" website you go to that's now making you suffer, scream, waking up with night terrors over 32 microseconds of javascript.Please, tell me how this has ruined your pathetic terminally online life and how it's absolutely abhorrent because your plain html and minimal css website is all you have.
>>106740613>Malware is when using computer powerlol. lmao even.
>>106739391>s-stall-man sed its *sharp inhaled gasp* MALWARE! thats a spooky word! *eats crust off foot*kek here's the stallman argument>*stranger rings doorbell*>guy inside: "Who's there?">outside: "open up">guy inside: "May I see your face first?">outside: "no you may not. it's malware for you to require me to identify myself">inside: "well then i'm not gonna open my door and let you see my stuff">outside: THIS IS UNACCEPTABLE!! I HAVE A RIGHT TO WHAT'S IN YOUR HOUSE!!! LET ME SEE IT!!nah. simple as
>>106741991https://trac.ffmpeg.org/wiki/CompilationGuide/Generic
>>106737367so what exactly is this? i sometimes see this character on a h-doujin site i frequent when i want to beat my tiny widdle white cocklet
>>106740613>A program which does calculations that a user does not want done is a form of malware. Yes, DRM are malware too
>>106740636You know what else is annoying as fuck? The fact there's now 458,218,170,086,123,497 jeets and robots and crawlers and chinese russian american triple letter agency python scripts on the internet now. It's almost like we need to come up with safeguards against them.but hey i bet gopher is still "unpozzed" maybe go use that to distribute your super important free open unprotected unrestricted data that is so ethically important on a foundational level to you. you ARE distributing free open unrestricted data right? and you're totally not a fake impotent crocodile tear pearl clutching terminally online retard with no actual moral standing in any halfway sophisticated technology argument trying to find something irrelevant to get angry about as surrogate for the act you've never held another's hand?
>>106740613This is so fucking retarded. You could literally use the same argument for HTTPS.
>>106742117you seem kind of too upset about this for healthy discussions
why is she so lewd?
>>106742153>just wants to play rhetoric shitpost war nowYou're the one with the problem (you can't access websites anymore). I have no problem. I need nothing from you, you need everything from someone else. Womp womp.
she wears a dress, she's a girl
>>106742165It's necessary. Imperative even.
>>106742092She inspects your penis every time you go to fap to ecchi doujins. Op image is her reaction.
>>106737367I'm gonna draw her naked
>>106737367Who is she?
>>106743115https://github.com/TecharoHQ/anubis
>>106743149That's a tranny thing?
>>106740613He calls it "useless", but it's not useless. It serves a function, both for the user and the site owner, by increasing the site's reliability and making it less susceptible to being brought down by script kiddies. I'm pretty sure most users are fine with doing some PoW calculations in their browser if the only alternatives are cloudflare cancer and/or the website constantly going offline due to DDoS.
>>106742144>You could literally use the same argument for HTTPS.Yeah no shit. HTTPS broke open web standards and should have never been allowed to happen.>just let me beg some authority figure to hand over a key so the browser doesn't spook the end user into thinking my website is malwareI hate you faggots that ruined this board so much. Fucking sell outs.
i came for bis porn wher is it
>>106743179Both the dev and the person who drew the mascot are troons.
>>106743491Is not possible to create my own private HTTPS certificate authority? Genuinely asking.
>>106737367Only people with smaller schlongs than her are mad.
>>106743786it is
>>106737367>literally breaks>requires cookiesno thanks nigger
>>106743858scrapers are older than cloudflare and anubis and yet the internet somehow worked
>>106743900People used to know how to make a scraper that requests each URL once.
>>106743858What makes him think that money is a metric?
>>106743900>>106743922And scrapers weren't 60% of all web traffic.
>>106743786>>106743864Oh yes anon 100% possible. Just pay Google and Mozilla tons of money to put you on the white list and you're all set! It isn't a means of control or anything.
>>106743940Because he does it for free.
>>106743858Holy fuck hahahahahaa what a onions. Like how can you look that ugly unironically lmao
>>106743957lol
>>106743954>private SSL CAit's free anon
Can someone explain why the lgbts need to always constantly mention and add their sexuality or flags to every single thing they are involved in? Like what does this have to do with not knowing what sex you are? Tf is enbyware? Why can't the dude just write the software and.... that's it? Why does it always have to be something more?
>>106740827>US site>Ban US IPs>Site goes down forever.So we'll all be free then?
>>106740613>it conflicts with the principles of software freedomhow? is anything besides a static html page against the principles of software freedom?
>>106740613based
>>106743858He's called ebussy but that's a trick, his real strength is his huge ebenis
>>106740613While I respect Richard Stallman, I really think he's stuck in the 90s. I understand his point be he doesn't seem to understand that crawlers and bots can compromise websites to the point of them being unusable, therefore compromising the user's way more than Anubis.
>>106743786Actually you can, it's called a self signed certificate, you can easily and freely create such a thing with openssl.However people who visit your website will get a scary message saying your certificate is self-signed. Other than that it works fine.
>>106737367Holy SEX
>>106737449Elaborate
>>106737367Average brown person has a 12.5cm penis when measured properly from top of pp and not pressing into pubic fat, and as a trans BIPOC woman her pp has shriveled from HRT, so it's probably even tinier. Anubis lost. I won. I mog her. My white or more accurately red-purple rocket penis is longer. Thicker. Veinier. I dominate her. I physically dominate. I'm taller. Heavier. I'm 6'2" I approach her and I DOMINATE with my pheromones. My testosterone, my smell. I DOMINATE HER. I DOMINATE with my deeper voice, my inner alpha wolf. I DOMINATE her. She kneels and dogezas as I DOMINATE HER and she obeys me.
>>106743858just because MOST of his takes are fucking awful does not mean ALL his takes are awfulhe is surprisingly reasonable here for a gnome devespecially since all the gnome sites are already bogged down with js so it is not like they broke any minimal static browsing by adding anubis
I heard someone say that the design for the anubis mascot was heavily borrowed from artist "houtengeki", they have an original character called Anubis.I wonder if it's true?https://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?tags=anubis_%28houtengeki%29&z=5
>>106741991ywnbaw
>>106745598Stallman didn't write that.
>>106742000I'd let the homeless man in, he sounds nice
>>106742590Fucking cumming to this rn, sauce?
All anime girls are inherently sexual.
>>106746638Egyptians had an original character called Anubis.
>>106747370Houtengeki. Look it up on danbooru
>>106740594>Considering how young the software isYou're right, the software does appear quite young, you might even say it's minor-coded
>>106742590>>106746638these dont do anything for me but>>106742165>>106737367are holy sex. i dont know what that makes me
>>106748167same. for me, it's the smug sassy aura and attitude paired with the cuteness/hotness. its intense
>>106740827your genius astounds me
>>106737367Okay, serious questions. Redpill on this shit.I know it was made by a tranny, but is there any reason not to have this on my vps?
>>106743179Of course.Women can't program, so the only available software is either made by men or men pretending to be women.If you see a "her" anywhere in a programmer's bio, you know who's behind it.
>>106737367you know it works when /g/ literally won't shut up about it and more and more websites use it
>>106740613literal retardation.about a week ago, I was looking up this:https://www.gnu.org/software/make/manual/html_node/Guile-Example.htmland the page literally timed out. today it seems to be fast, but as soon as the next botwave hits, it will go to shit again.
>>106737367gato sexo
>>106745628honestly, one way of solving this would be to add trust on first use semantics to the web.
>>106749403it's tiresome thoughbeit. I don't care about the weeb mascot or whatever, I'm more just fatigued with the forced delay to get redirected to get slow page load anyway.
>>106743858What's the usecase for making you think that schlong lenght is a metric ?
>>106749481At least it goes away in one second, unlike cuckflare which takes an eternity and requires clicking a box and waiting again
>>106749481I completely understand people who are used to minimal text only sites being upset that their browser spins up their fans. However, as someone who browses youtube regularly, I can't really say I feel it when comparing it to that
>>106737367>Goes to your webpage>Copies and pasted everything>Posts on a forum>AI bots scrape your info anywayHeh, nothin personally kiddo
>>106749403>/g/ literally won't shut up about it>he really thinks the nonstop spam about this shit is organic
>>106737367surprised no one's made a character card of her yet on /aicg/ desu
>>106749792great idea, we need to sort that out now. what do we need to do to make this happen?
aaaaa!! mnhooooooooooohhhhhhh!!!!!!!
ctr+f "her"29 matchesthat's a dude tho,y'all gay
>>106751966brat!
>>106744538I never knew he was bow-legged.What about the wire, is that some sort of car battery in there?I might need to copy that if i ever become homeless.
>>106751966go on, I'm monitoring this thread./gif/ should have a field day with this silly mascot
oops my bad, there was a typo. I'll delete the typo'd one once this is up
