What would you do?
The male version of a remote vibrator
>>106738858Ask the stewardess for some lube.
Go to the bathroom and soap that shit in, its gonna go off eventually
>>106738858what is it with numales are """tech"""?
>>106738890>>106738887look at that sausage finger. i don't think it's coming off.
>>106738858What the fuck is a Galaxy Ring
>>106738890>exposing lithium to water
>>106738890>let me soak this about-to-explode lithium battery in soap and water
fell for it again award
Don't worry, emergency services can just cut it off, making the battery burst into flames and melting your hand into a flipper.
>>106738858>I've a major lawsuit level issue with one of your devices>Any quick tips?lol
>>106738858Imagine being so retarded that when you're faced with a situation that may lose you an appendage, the first thing you decide to do is tweet about it.
All that risk so that he can get an inaccurate heart rate reading in an app that he checks once a month.
>>106738858Is Samsung retarded? Who tf designed this?
>>106738978Korean finger trap!
>>106738978samsung duh
>>106738978Samsung devices have always had trouble with the whole not exploding thing.
I don't think that ring is even fitted for him correctly to begin with.
>>106738858I wish I was this retarded. My life would be so much easier.
>>106738984Not even yakuza go for the index finger. Damn Koreans
>>106738933Yeah using soap and water is dumb. There should be butter or something on the plane.
>>106738978Probably the thinking went that you want to protect the battery from damage, even minor impacts on a LiPo can severely degrade it over time, so having metal on the outside was a way to prevent. Too bad the designers, or more likely marketing, were hell bent on making it single piece, or I bet engineers would have added a proper failsafe for the battery.
>>106738978people who buy samsung are retarded
>>106738858I fucking hate people. He probably paid $100 for that too (it costs $30 max to manufacture.)
>>106738931It's a BLE mcu with some sensors and a small curved battery built into a metal ring. Essentially a smart watch with no screen.
>>106738858>doesn't carry silicon based lube at all timesembarassing
>I was denied boarding due to this>this is really niceSame turbocope as EV owners when they have to charge every 2 hours on a road trip lmao
>>106738978Drilling into the ring to put the stupid biometric crap through would be too much effort, so it's much easier to design it comically wrong on purpose to have all the soft expanding parts in the center, and a nice hard shell on the outside to make your finger the weak point.Hey, at least it's only like a 20mAh battery so there was no risk of it exploding. Unreal that someone would pay 400 bucks for this.
>>106739085>He probably paid $100 for that toohttps://www.samsung.com/us/rings/all-rings/
>>106738890100% this (kek)
>>106738950Pretty sure the story is fake and only made to harvest clicks.
>>106739097what a retard
>>106738858based samsung I always wanted to be an assassin
>>106739097>been traveling for 47h straighthow? that's long enough to go around the world almost twice. where's he going?
>>106739021I don't know what you're talking about, I've never had a problem with my samsung pho-
>>106738858Israel is exploding rings now too?
>>106738858Find your local hobknocker
>>106738858Ideal solution would've been to design the ring with two weak points on opposite sides so that it can be easily snapped in half in an emergency
tf is this SAW/final destination ass situation?? lmaooo
>>106738858There is a smart ring now?
>>106739085>He probably paid $100 for that too (it costs $30 max to manufacture.)Bro
>>106739293Normal rings can be bent with pliersExcept stainless steel rings, you need to open them with a grinder before you lose your fingerHaving a battery on that is just asking for trouble, can't bend or it explodes, can't cut or it explodes, can't expose it to the sun or it explodes, can't wash it or it explodes
>>106739421>track your sleepimagine falling asleep with one of those and waking up without a finger
what the fuck is a smart ring
>>106738858damn, maybe an another SmartTrash device could solve this and make your life better
>Smart ringWhat does it do that a smart watch doesn't?
>>106739081Chinkshit falls apart after a week but gookshit is like a time bomb.
>>106738935that was the note 7 dumb little nigger
>>106739021Are these the washing machines who combined metals in the tub so it started reacting with the water and in the end it ate all the metal connecting it to the motor?
>>106738890He's about to board a flight. But getting on a flight with a battery that is about to explode is literally criminal. Just accept you're not going to make your flight, find emergency services in the airport, get a later flight. Embarrass Samsung on twitter so they reimburse you for your flight. >>106739541It's for people who don't like the appeal of a watch. I have a friend who insists its impossible to sleep with a smart watch on but he likes these because they're less intrusive. I like having a smartwatch because if it starts to fucking explode I can take it off.
>>106739252Anon, I know you don't leave the basement, but travel time with flights includes layovers and time spent in terminals.
>>106738858it already had pfoa poisonning, is it made by the mossad ?
>>106739715>his freetard airline requires him to spend time at the terminallol, this is why I only fly with Apple.
BOOM
>>106739044New fear unlocked
>>106738858Just don't be a fat monkey
APPLE MAC SAARS BTO AGAIN
>>106739450The Future
>>106739044>this must be fake>why would a headphone explode>why would it have a battery3.5mm chads stay winning
>>106739097>it's actually not fakewouldnt blame you for thinking either option
Personally? Not put the metal ring with a battery in it around my finger. Consoomers get what they deserve.
>>106739747ha ha
>Samsung smart ring
cut the finger off, put it in a glass of milk, get it surgically reattached when I reach my destination
>>106738858Get some hand soap on it to help get it off.Toss in the closest bin.
>>106739747kek good one
>>106739747
>>106739097>>I was denied boarding due to this>>this is really nice>posts on the irony website>can't detect ironyget out.
>>106738887Fingerblast the stewardess
smart cockrings when? i want to know how many erections I get at night
>>106739669>I have a friend who insists its impossible to sleep with a smart watch on but he likes these because they're less intrusive.they are though watchn straps annoy me so much they actually make me angry ive tried like 10 different random watch straps on amazon that looked soft and gentle and even got the expensive garmin nylon one thats thin all of them super uncomfortable i had a custom strap made out of a sock its godtier, its a little stretched atm i need to wash it
>>106738858>there are actually retards who buy this crapIt never ceases to amaze me how absolutely degenerate the gen pop is.
>>106739085Well, it's not his problem that you're too poor.
>>106740481>get dick blown off
>>106738858>had to go to the hospital to get it offhttps://x.com/ZONEofTECH/status/1972700564602364364
>>106738858Cuck requires Sam'shung's permission to remove the ring. And requires permission to speak to even request permission to remove the ring.Yeah take it, boy!
>>106740481Anon, im sure the smart ring will fit.
>>106740688>supporting and encouraging technological innovation is bad
>>106740663kekkkkkk
>>106740769it needs to be a tight fit or else the sensors won't get any data
>>106740481its dangerous to stay erect all night (which is what a cockring is for)
>>106740776That's not innovation. It's a bluetooth device on a finger, pushed my marketing departments to get degenerates like you to buy more useless stuff, because it's le hip and kewl. Same thing with smartwatches: addressing a problem that doesn't exist and selling you a solution you don't need to keep corpo profiting off of dumb retarded degenerates.
>>106740842Smartwatches at least have functionality for exercise or other outdoor athletic activities, I can't imagine what use a ring would have.
>>106739044fell for it again
>>106740663Have you tried flexible metal bands?Thing is both more comfortable and secure than any other type.I've tried nylon, leather, silicone, metal, mesh, different types of locks, pretty much everything, before settling on this.
>>106738858lol
My xiaomi smart band just werks and I'll gladly give me data to president XI. Why cant western dogs make functional tech. Korean western dogs are puppets of the west's failures.
>>106739669>I like having a smartwatch because if it starts to fucking explode I can take it off.What the fuck is gay ass James Bond Venture Brothers world we live in
>>106740861>Smartwatches at least have functionality for exercise or other outdoor athletic activities>not manually counting steps using your brain>actually giving out your real time location to glowiesStep your game up, literally.
>>106738858>What would you do?pass on novelty gadgetsdrugs + hookers are a better investment
>>106738858Nice, found me a good wedding ring for my wife.
>>106740975>counting stepsI'm talking about rock climbing, running/jogging, swimming, and other shit where your phone becomes a burden.
>>106739421>$400 for some retarded little ring to measure your heartrate>badly>and tell you if you moved three inches or made a noiseThese people don't sleep at all, they live in masked fear 24/7
>>106739669>if it starts to fucking explodeI don't think you quite grasp how explosions work.
>>106740995>rock climbing>with a watcherrr no. you'd bust ityoure constantly reaching and grabbing shit
>>106740995>>106741026also you alr have a bag for talcif you needed a phone with you, you wouldnt use a smartwatchyou would just attach a bag to you harness, or take a backpack
>>106740995>rock climbingLiterally the fastest path to become a video on liveleak-esque sites or some youtuber making a video about you
>>106741056its pretty safe doethe people climbing 600m sheer cliffs without a harness are a very slim minority
>>106738858What would happen if you got one of these rings and put it on your cock, only to have the battery to expand.Would it feel nice or would you be freaked out that your dick might explode?
>>106741438How tiny is your dick that you could possibly get it inside a ring like that?
>>106741442You just order a extra big ring.If they ask why, you just say you got fat american fingers.
>>106738858>he tried to board a plane with a battery about to explodeI think a light jail sentence might be appropriate to teach this dunce a lesson
>>106738858I'll cross that bridge when I get to it
>>106739044Both exploded at the same time or did she lose hearing from just one?
>>106738858I'm not gay so I wouldn't wear a rings in the first place. And If I was I'd rather spend my time sucking hard pedophile dick than engage with whatever level of faggotry you are on OP.
>>106738858glad this didn't happen to my buttplug on my last flight
>>106739747Kek got me
>>106738931when you convert your pacemaker into a wedding ring, that's a Galaxy Ring
>>106740749one more step to dressing like a bitch anyway
>>106740663>s_o_y
>>106738858how fucking based would that have been if the battery blew up on the plane and exploded his finger off
>>106741001I've been adding some interactive health features to apps and the amount of data you can pull from wearables or even your phones is pretty nuts. This site for example adds an entire behavioural layer to the data so they can categorise people's sleep patterns and activity levels;https://sahha.ai/ It's pretty cheap to being at most 10c per user a month. Even if they don't get to see it but opt into the health data it would allow me to get more user info. I'm planning to integrate it into an AI assistant system.
>>106739044$10 says she leaned up against a 3rd world ungrounded pole or wire and it fried her shit.
>>106740922lole, he stronk
>>1067418590.5 shekels have been credited to your Samsung Purse(tm).
>>106742053he heavy, all the tiny thin stands easily fall over when pulling the watch off magnetic charger.
>>106738978it's such an engineer thing to have that attitude "umm why would that happen you're an idiot"
For future reference this is the best way to remove a ringhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdG53DgdX5c
>>106738898"Tech" was great back in the day. Picture growing up in the 90s, it was like Tech could only get better and better.All tech nowadays is a cheap knockoff of what are otherwise cyperpunk Ideas from the 90s. This Cyberbunk gets sold at premium prices to the Millennials who remember the 90's tech boom and still think we're in the midst of good products being made by intelligent engineers instead of Poojeets throwing whatever TEMU chinese board they can fit into ordinary objects that didn't need them. Like Rings for instance.Anything to be on the 'cutting edge', things only get better, right? My TV told me that.
>>106739960>3.5mm chads stay winningYep, all two phones in the last 10 years that have had them.
>>106738858well, this is awkward if the same is gonna happen to my Samsung Galaxy Cockring
>>106742058Check the original thread on the samsung forums. The dude claims his girlfriends right ear is fucked up but the bud in the photo is the left ear. I take back saying someone leaned on a pole though, either the two charging contacts hit something ungrounded or the case itself fucked the bud up.The poster is Turkish. I don't believe browns on principle which has and will continue to serve me well.
>>106742182>The poster is Turkish. I don't believe browns on principle which has and will continue to serve me well.Wise anon
>>106739421Jesus Christ.Normies deserve to be slaves, stop telling them to install Linux. They'll ruin that too.
>>106739421What... what does it do???For that price it better suck your dick while making you dinner.
>>106742351>What... what does it do???It marks you as a slave to the chosen ones
guys help i got 7 stm32u0 dies stick up my urethra and cant igure out how to make zephyr defintions fo rthem and accidentally pushed to master and now the discord is laughging at me and saying i have to first make the codumentation not suck shit if i want help what do i do
>>106742126The day I can't force my busted nokia 2.2 to not forget how to connect to LTE is the day I move to a cave in siberia
>>106738858did this dude end up losing his finger or what happened?
Just bear with it for a bit, batteries deflate eventually.
>>106742623He went to the er and they stuck his hand in ice to reduce swelling then used lube to pull it off.He should have lost his finger
>>106742644im glad he didnt lose his finger because then the retard would have gotten an easy 7 figs lawsuit and been set for life
>>106739669Does your friend know pic related exists?It's a lot more comfortable than either watch or ring
>>106742126Doesn't every second Chinese model have one?
>>106738858Use soap or cooking oil to lubricate it off the finger
>>106738858Wait until my finger turns blue then hit Samsung with a lawsuit.
SAMSHIT HOUSEFIRES TECHNOLO/g/Y
>>106739097>>106740753>ERHope that wasn't an American airport
>>106742797samsung will be paying for it regardless
>>106742682We don't usually get the really good ones that are worth buying. We just get the cheapest shit imaginable.
Since OP is a low IQ third world ESL I linked the tweets.https://x.com/ZONEofTECH/status/1972664720642478478https://x.com/ZONEofTECH/status/1972700564602364364
>>106738858They need to put some sort of breakaway on the ring that would let you get it off in case something like this happened.
>>106738931It's basically like a fitbit that's in a ring form factor.
>>106742797He tagged Samsung UK first so I imagine he's not American. And afaik if you're a UK citizen and travel abroad, you get a kind of overseas insurance where they'll cover your medical costs if you need to go to the hospital that's not part of their healthcare system.
>>106743035firsties must give clicks to social media data krakens, huh
>>106738858Personally, I'd laugh at him.
What a faggot I would have just taken it off my finger myself and thrown it in the trash can and let it be someone else's problem not mine like what a faggot
it tracks your sleep so you can have eternal slumber
>>106738931When the moon hits your eyesLike a big-a pizza pie>
>>106738858Why does Daniel have such gay, feminine hands?
>>106742351>What... what does it do???Binds you in servitude to the One Ring
Call a lawyer and do everything they say. That looks like a $1M settlement even if it doesn't blow up.
>>106739421>$400what in the fuck
>>106739526something dumb people buy
>>106738858Lol I knew this wearables shit was a scamBased and fuck nigger consumer cattle
what's next, smart buttplugs?
>>106743801old newswe need a FALD equivalent for e-stim electrodes
>>106742182>The poster is TurkishAlright you've convinced me.
>>106743801>smart buttplugsLovense® Hush 2 is an app-controlled vibrating butt plug
>>106743820does it explode on your ass too?
Just because the people ITT are cool, I'll let you guys in on a little sleep monitoring trick I've learned over the years.Were you tired when you woke up? You didn't sleep that well
>>106743845Don't know, I'm not a deviant who buys such products. I hope so though
>>106743845that's probably part of the kink
>>106738858he deserved it for wearing jewelry
>>106738858>Fell for i(o)t again award
>>106743801Mozilla already has a part of their wiki where they review those. They set it up like ten years ago.
>>106743193They point of the web is to have everything semantically labeled.
>>106738858Go to the flight desk, ask to have you're flight rebooked and for medical assistance. Might ask any local resturant for some cooking oil and lube up the finger. WTF is the thing for anyways?
>>106742120The difference between then and now is agency.Then tech was a tool users used to project their will on the world.Now tech is a tool corporations use to collocate their software and ideas in user's lives. The problem is that we let retarded TV watching consumers in. They love being slaves and hate agency. Agency comes with decisions and responsibility and they can't stand that. People bitch about the partition between the bourgeoisie and proletariat but it's intrinsic, not circumstantial. Proletarians love who they are and do not want to change.
>>106738858install gentoo on my ring
>>106738931overpriced, useless garbage
>>106739044she probably was having antisemetic thoughts
>>106740663Dobby is not even remotely free
>>106742329ever heard of systemd
You were warned.
>>106738858Korean quality.
>>106743090This is correct but I think the healthcare is capped at £1mil after that they fly you back to the UK.
>>106739352>nowfor like 10 years, come on man
>>106742115thanks
>>106738858>Jew technology >Circumcises your fingerNothing personal goy
>>106740922no do the edges dig into your skin at all like this part? also in the summer does it get sticky?
samdung jeets KEK
wtf does a samsung galaxy ring even do
>>106743745You're not getting $1m for missing your flight and having a sore finger
>>106739747Topkek
>>106742126>Yep, all two phones in the last 10 years that have had them.Irrelevant because every phone has a USB-C port and you can plug 3.5mm dongle into one.
>>106744080heh
>>106739094Explain this to me, a neanderthal who wears a $20 Timex and still thinks Indiglo is pretty cool. Isn't the point of a smart watch that it does phone shit without taking the phone out? So you take away the part that does phone shit and now it... just poorly tracks your blood pressure or something?Why?
>>106742126it's not dead yet bitch
>>106738858how the fuck do you not notice your ring bloating up?it's not like those things happen instantaneously, it takes days (usually weeks) for it to become so bad
>>106744848>Isn't the point of a smart watch that it does phone shit without taking the phone out?Smartwatch is essentially a bunch of sensors that also shows time. Most of the value is in tracking fitness shit, then a smattering of things like notifications etcyou can't really do many smartphone things on a smartwatch
>>106738890>its gonna go off eventuallynice
You because something exists doesn't mean you have to purchase it and put it on your body.
This is an open and shut free case, right? That said if he fell for this once, samsung is going to offer him like 50K and he's going to take it.
>>106738858Just amputate your finger and move on.
>>106739097>smart ringgrim
>>106738858One ring to find them, and in the darkness bind them.
https://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=swollen+finger+ringThis is why I don't wear rings, man even a normal ring can get stuck and your finger gets swollen to painful levels
>>106740995>rock climbingNever do rock climbing with a ring. It's a surefire way to deglove your finger.
> exploits poor labourers> destroys mother nature> makes the most useless shit> humanity is doomed> there is no hope
>>106739263stop noticing goy
BEEP BEEP BEEP! WARNING! RACISM DETECTED!COMMITTING FINGER AMPUTATION IN 60... 59... 58... 57...
>>106745880>Just amputate your finger and move on.the battery will amputate the finger once it ignites
>>106743745samsung can just claim they never tested the device for 48 hours of continuous high altitude travel, settle for hospital and lawyers fees only, and a $50 buckee's gift card
>>106744371>do the edges dig into your skinif they do I adjust the length, though last time I had to do it was more than a year ago.>in the summer does it get stickynot at all, it's a very thin metal hollow on the inside so it adjusts to body heat in any weather.
>>106740663>i had a custom strap made out of a sockyou need to set up an etsy
>>106739097>denied boardinghow much of a retard do you have to be to tell someone about this instead of taking the thing off and throwing it
>>106738858If the batery is expanding. get it off NOW.
>>106744876>you can't really do many smartphone things on a smartwatchnta but I used adb to completely disable all the health and fitness shit and use watch not just for calls, notifications and quick replies, but also maps and navigation, music streaming, contactless payments using sideloaded bank app and public transport pass.some days I just don't use my phone at all.
>>106738858Serves you right for buying gookshit. This is the same type of person to buy a fucking ioniq5 EV and then complain about needing to pay $60,000 to take it to the dealership so the fuckheads can replace a $170 component. Gookshit is nothing but overpriced unintuitive chinkshit with a shiny veneer.
I've scrolled past this thread a few times now and each time I think it's a down blouse image.
>>106739747lul
>>106741710Remember to take it off if you ever get an MRI.
>>106749467props to the guy for laying still long enough to get a picture
>>106740991go for the biggest battery you can find
>>106738858I actually thought about that and mentioned it to a few people I met that had them and they all just brushed me off.Oh well. Glad to see I was proven wrong. :')
>>106749467People actually fucking walk around in public with sex toys penetrating them? Jesus christ.
Why get that over a watch that can provide the same health tracking functionality?
>>106738858i'm going to crash this planeWITH NO SURVIVORS
>>106739097Brother needs to sue
Imagine having a Samsung Galaxy Cock Ring and the Battery explodes.
>>106749012well i just paid some woman i saw on google maps was like 15 dollars for 2 i gave her the sock and told her what i want lol
>>106744080Top fucking kek.
>>106740842I own an instinct solar2x.I use it for nav and marking points.Its got a compass and stuff built in and i can do target heartrate for exercise.Why it needs to connect to a phone is beyond me. But the functionality if the solar instinct watches is awesome.Standalone units should come first and foremost. Casio did it right with their units as well. Otherwise i 100% agree with this post
Lmao this is why you don't be a poor faggot and buy an όura not samching trash
>>106742666So Lucifer, what kind of battery accident on a smart ring would cause one to lose a finger. You know for demonic reasons
