You WILL take a bath in a pod
>>106746504my house has a shower that also cleans and dries me in only 15 minutes
>>106746504Why do you need AI for something that just pours water ontop of you?
>>106746504why does he have his clothes on?
>>106746504i want vertical bathtubs. comfier than showers, saves a lot of water
>>106746504Japan is healingold.reddit.com/user/Peryneri
>>106746740Go back
So, a shower?
>>106746716Well, don't you want to pick the gender of your bath maid?
>>106746734how would you get into and out of a vertical bathtub? >climb a laddermaybe if you have high ceilings.>open a doormeaning you have to get in before you fill it and drain it before you leave?
>>106746747No, I'm saving the west
>>106746504Washing Machine for humans.
>>106746504>ai showering smart tech will send videos of every civilian (even children) showering to their corpo overlords since it is aiFucking based. And of course its a japanese idea LOL.
>>106746855you would sit in it
>>106746855>meaning you have to get in before you fill it and drain it before you leave?yes, it's a bathtub after all, just shaped like a shower tube
>>106746835Do I get to customise its genitals?
>>106746504It appears to only fit people who have had their legs amputated somewhere around the middle of their shin. Or the pic is AI slop.Regardless, are they going to have a warning printed inside that tells the user not to shit in it, for international markets?
>>106746504>Ai powered>showerMarketing never changes
>>106746504>oops, AI used zyklon B again
meanwhile they'll expect 6'+ people to stick their legs out of the pod because no one can design products for men. Have to put in a whole different tub to take a fucking bath and have my shoulders/knees covered at the same time.
>>106746504>You WILL take a bath in a podI probably would, I'm lazy enough that I don't even want to turn the tap on my bath.
>>106747024I’m not jewish so I wouldn’t have this problem.
>>106746716It probably recirculates the water so expect California to require this in all new houses and remodels.
>>106747000It's made for jap yes they're that short
>>106747248>taking baths>manpick one and only one
I can do it in 10 and that includes a wank.
I shower in less than 5 mins. It doesn't take long at all if you just want to clean yourself and don't spend extra time relaxing.
>>106746504>15 mini could do in half (cleaning + dries)
>>106747624>oh no, what if the women I'm not sleeping with find out I relax at home!C'mon man
>>106746504They are trying to prepare for the jeet migrant flood
>>106746504this is desi genocide
>>106746716just stfu and consoom the product
>>106746504This is actually super useful for people with mobility issues or depression
>>106748058How? What's the difference between getting in the pod and standing under the shower?
>>106748058>mobility issuesmaybe but walk in tubs already solved that>depressionif you’re too depressed to shower you’re not going to go into the cleaning pod
ze pod will excite and wash you
>>106748124>>106748150The pod cleans you, and you get to sit downIt's doing the same job as a nurse bathing a patient
>>106746716So they can catalog your micropenis and threaten to dox you if you get too uppity.
>>106746504Imagine this, combined with a toilet, combined with a gamer chair and desktop computerYou'd never need to stand up
>only 15 minsH-how long are showers in Japan?
>>106746716Antisemitism is not allowed, not even in the delousing chamber.
>>106748384they take public baths so its more like 30 mins
>>106746504Holy shit just build a shower.
>>106746504Why do you need AI to wash your ass?
And how this will wash our anus?
>>106750725AI powered bidet
>>106748058 >>106748367this, is perfect for cripples and old people
>>106746716It's not for you, it's to throw smelly prisoners, invalids and old people into so they can be cleaned without employing another person. It's a dystopian industrial human washing machine.
>>106746716why do you need ai for anything?
>>106748384They sit down on a stool and shower before taking a bath generally. So the shower is quick, but then relaxing in the bath takes as long as they want, or have time for. I suppose the point of this is to skip the shower part(or both parts?)?But you can skip the bath after the shower anyway.Although I do the appeal of sitting on your ass listing to music or something rather than having to manually shower. Yes, I'm pretty lazy.
>>106746504i'd rather go to a soapland and have a cute Nipponese girl wash me and suck my cock
