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>muh works on my machine XD!11
kys. kys. kys. kys. kys. kys. kys. kys. kys. kys. kys.
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>>106753169
Dumb frogposter.

p.s. works on my machine XD!11
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MOV R0, #1

works on my machine
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>>106753169
>gets rekt by some anon
>makes a thread to expose his butthurt to the rest of us
based retard
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>>106753187
dumb tranime poster reply
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>>106753187
>>106753221
>>106753214
samefag
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>>106753221
TAKE THAT
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>>106753169
Well mate, it just WORKS on my machine.
That must really flimflam your jimjams.
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>>106753248
YOUR MACHINE ITS FAKE AND GAY
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>>106753169
>dev at work
>fortune50
>own a critical application for the company
>if it is unavailable for more than 5 minutes our CTO is paged and we get chewed out heavily and company becomes vulnerable to legal issues
>it stops working
>some downstream api is completely down and 25% of all our requests fail
>war room assembles
>slack message their channel
>nobody responds
>the CTO himself is calling these people's cell phones and nobody is picking up
>in the middle of a work day
>after 10 minutes of this some jeet contractor responds on slack
>"I just try it on my local working good please try again"
>get him into the incident call
>sounds 14 years old
>screenshares
>wallpaper is like 7 brown people wearing Indian wedding dresses
>opens http client and insists it is working by hitting his locally running service
>CTO is losing his mind
>it magically resolves itself on its own after 20 minutes of being down
>jeet tries to claim credit that he flipped some switch and got everything back on
>CTO tells him to close his laptop and wait for a phone call
>never see him again
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>>106753345
Wtf
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>>106753169
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>>106753169
>Nooooo your machine can't just work because... uh.... BECAUSE IT CAN'T THAT'S WHY
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>>106753169
WOMM
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>>106753221
>>106753243
You two need to get along right now! Apologize to each other!
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>>106753169
Imagine being a dumb frogposter. Nothing ever works on your machine and everyone makes fun of you.
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>if doesn't work on her machine
Lmao!!!!!
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WORKS FOR ME WONTFIX
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works on my machine XD!11



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