>buy samsung>costs you a finger
>>106759021YOU VILL LOST ZE FINGER AND YOU VILL BE HAPPY
>>106759021>samsungBetter value than apple ewaste
I am iron man
>>106759021https://nypost.com/2025/09/30/lifestyle/passenger-lands-in-hospital-after-humiliating-tsa-spat-over-stubborn-galaxy-ring/>A follow-up photo showed the swollen device stuck around the tech whiz’s finger like a thumb handcuff.What is a thumb handcuff? Weird reference.
>>106759299like a cock ring, that was probably what everyone was thinking
>>106759021Wait till you hear about the pixel 4a and 7aPhones are NOT supposed to poison people
>>106759323physically or figuratively
>>106759299Tech whizters... it's so over...
What the fuck is a “smart ring”?
>>106759021Fuck you rich wyte boys, you deserve it!
Anyone knows if there are more smart rings produced by other companies, or is it samsung-only right now?I want to track my sleep patterns, but i can't sleep with smart band on my wrist, i'm too aware of it
>>106759382jews aren't white, american too aren't white
>>106759021Too bad it wasn't a cock ring.
>>106759021>hecking luddite chuds can't you accept the future>RINGBOT TOOK MY FINGER HELP ME TSA MAN
>>106759382You'll never be a tech whiz.
>>106759021>Smart RingThat's the most 2025 thing I've ever seen.>>106759411kek
>>106759381A tracking device that records your biometric data and sends it to Israel/China
>>106759392Oura ring
>>106759524>Oura ringI think i've heard of it pre pandemicsIs it still as expensive? Because new samsung ring seems to be much cheaper
>>106759454To what end?
why would you buy something so useless and retarded
>nooo im fat aieee help me
>>106759021
>>106759021mexican cartels use this samsung device for torturing
>>106759340Physically, my 7a was charging and emitting poison fumes from the battery Google never emailed me to say "hey stop using our phone, you might die!" I'm lucky to be alive
>>106759340https://www.reddit.com/r/germany/comments/1md0isl/google_pixel_7a_phone_is_about_to_explode_google/
>>106759548Why does a farmer tag cattle?
Why do lithium batteries expand when damaged/old/whatever?Fucking imagine having a unremovable lithium fire around your finger if it was pierced by something. At best you deglove your finger.
>>106759021JEETFAGS BTFO
>>106759313Cock rings don't swell...
>>106759381Tracks biometrics, same as smart watches and whatnot
>>106759299>tech whiz
>>106759299
>>106759323I waant to go back to the >Nexus days when Google put maximum effort into all their phones, they were basically the dev platform for AOSP and even the software differed little. Pixels aren't horrid but they're getting more locked down, the software differs from mainstream Android AOSP and the "a" cheap versions clearly have fucked up multiple times making them cheaper. Still its sad the regular Pixels are pretty much the most open flagship now and at least the Pixel 10 series has Qi2/Pixelsnap compatibility, so I'm thinking about getting the foldable one or if it shits the bed, the regular 10 Pro.
>>106761644So some porned out bondage freak wrote that article. Goddamn journalists!
>>106761657A heads up email would have been the least that Google could do so I don't get poisoned
>>106761523Its sad that picture is aging line wine because that kid probably learned to build his own PC in an era where you had to deal with actual drive bays internal and external, and things to put in them. Today's zoomers don't understand anything but a glass fishtank
