what are the most cyberpunk things you can do in real life?
Wear a samsung expanding ring while using air pods to microwave your brain
Troon
>>106766461I once hacked an automatic vending machine or whatever they're called
>>106766461bomb apple HQ
cutting off your dick
>>106766461iphone as cyberdeck
>>106766461>cyberpunk>cyberspace>irl>meatspacerun a dead drop sneaker net and distribute the location data via mesh network long range radio to rickroll random anons.
>>106766461Run an LLM locally.
Gooning
>>106766461I abuse drug cocktails, fuck hookers and smoke like there is no tomorrow
hosting your own shit
Repair your and repurpose your stuff even though it looks ugly and makes it bulkier or slightly less convenient. If you aren't using the same computer from 10+ years ago, you ain't a true cyberpunk. If you don't have electrical tape on your devices, and you haven't soldered anything, you ain't a cyberpunk.First thing I thought was using ethernet and actual cables in general. I refuse to use wireless crap.
>>106766461Drone strike foreign nations and blame it on Russia.
Transition
hang yourself from the ceiling with HDMI cable
Flirting with AI botsPaying with your smartphoneWearing a smartwatch 24/7VapingDrinking energy drinks and protein drinksCyberpunk is already here.
>>106766461silicon dick piercings
>>106766461>Get stalked online by the government>Get stalked online by corporations>Have your toaster become part of a botnetThat's about it
move to Detroit
>>106767925this, we just got all th bad parts of cyberpunk
masturbate with cyber penis
>>106767404There is no tomorrow. The corpos own the future, choom
>>106767886If broads can get silicone tits why can't I I get a silicone cock implant?
How many of these have you done?
>>106767404What kind of drugs?
>>106766461augment my penis with a BLACK rubber enhancement
>>106766461get run over by a waymo
>>106766461Build 3d printed guns
you can cut your arm off and add like a blade, gun and flamethrower to your prosthetic
>>106766461Work multiple jobs from home, don't wear pants for videoconferences and spend the money on niche Japanese imports.>>106768015Because you should buy some lube first.
>>106766461pray everyday for hackerman to leak the schematics and documents of every single piece of consumer/industrial electronics into the net so we can fix and retrofit shit.
>>106770681How's lube gonna make my johnson longer
>>106766461Use a state-owned and implemented self-deletion service
>>106766461Take a shit while playing on my phone
>>106766461I once used a 12v 220v transformer and hooked up 9 casefans in a frame to use as a fan when it was summer
>>106767387...to AIGCSAM??
>>106766461Listen to 2 ASMR vtubers at the same time while fapping and on ecstasy
>>106766568I am gonna do this today
this is cyberpunk>>106775477>>106775477
>>106767933nah, south korea, I need samsung owning half the services I use
I had a lumbar puncture somewhat recently. For a week after an LP, your cerebrospinal fluids are leaking out of a hole in your meninges, causing low intracranial pressure. This causes your brain to sag inside your skull when you sit upright, giving you intense headaches, so you have to lie flat for about a week. The only other treatment is large amounts of caffeineI took a lot of sick days the month before so I needed to get back to work, but couldn't sit at a desk, so this was my setup:>Oculus Quest>Regular laptop>keyboard, mouse>barnes and noble lap desks for mousepad and keyboard stability>running virtual desktopWas able to get my software engineering work done for the week like this. I drew a diagram, picrel
>>106766461Installing Gentoo.
change genders
>>106778088 (checked)I first saw your pic and thought it was a gooning setup, but after reading your post I can only say you are based, lmao.
>>106778088That's awesome
>>106766461brute-forcing vanity public keys while you wait for advent of code which you will also brute-forcesaying "credits" in place of [local currency] to drive away those closest to yourolling your own crypto so [local glowies] can have fun breaking into your shit
>>106766461Anything about post-fordism capitalism
>>106778088not to be a commie faggot or anything but thats kind of dystopic anon. props to you for having the fortitude but you probably should have done nothing but recover.
>>106766473> samsung expanding ringIs this an internal orifice diameter thing?
>>106779514it's a samsung ring with a swollen batterycould be interesting to use it as a cock ring, but unfortunately they don't make plus-size models
>>1067664611. Watch targeted brainrot on your phone forever (yt shorts, instagram reels, tiktok)2. Kill yourself
>>106766461This book sucked really bad
>>106766461Go to China to buy modded hardware from some shady chinese retailer who doesn't speak any English. Pay with cash smuggle the gear in your luggage so you can circumvent tariffs and import restrictions. Go sit under the smog illuminated by gaudy chinese LEDs. Eat some chinese noodles in the rain, eat two and then smoke a cigarette while chatting with your AI girlfriend. Stare blankly into the distance for a few hours before taking the train back to the airport and flying home.
>>106778088t. Netrunner
>>106766461Masturbate to AI
>>106778088Based>>106779058Based>>106779677Real>>106781211Based
>>106778088saved for the future
