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>be me
>be born
>live
>fall into open sewer
>die

>"hello, anon, i'm linus torvalds. but you can call me st. linux. i created the simulation you're all in"
>"your life was a game. there was one objective."
>"when you were born, you started out with your source code. as you matured and interacted with your environment, your source code grew and evolved."
>"however, there are hackers in the simulation. they're called philosophical zombies, or npcs. the npcs try to hack into your mind and steal your code."
>"they are only able to bypass the security mechanisms for your neural servers by ocular linkup."
>"in other words,"
>"they have to look you in the eye"
>"congratulations, anon, due to your terminal autism, you have never made eye contact with anyone, therefore no one has stolen your source code."
>"congratulations, anon. you win the simulation"

>be born the next king of england
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>>106767596
that was mildly entertaining, have a you
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you can't win a simulation retard
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apparently you can't read
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>>106767606
says who?
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>>106767614
>>106767606
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>>106767596
It's difficult for me to imagine Linus Torvals being nice after reading his verbal insults in PRs. It's rather contrary to his character.



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