>be me>be born>live>fall into open sewer>die>"hello, anon, i'm linus torvalds. but you can call me st. linux. i created the simulation you're all in">"your life was a game. there was one objective.">"when you were born, you started out with your source code. as you matured and interacted with your environment, your source code grew and evolved.">"however, there are hackers in the simulation. they're called philosophical zombies, or npcs. the npcs try to hack into your mind and steal your code.">"they are only able to bypass the security mechanisms for your neural servers by ocular linkup.">"in other words,">"they have to look you in the eye">"congratulations, anon, due to your terminal autism, you have never made eye contact with anyone, therefore no one has stolen your source code.">"congratulations, anon. you win the simulation">be born the next king of england
>>106767596that was mildly entertaining, have a you
you can't win a simulation retard
apparently you can't read
>>106767606says who?
>>106767614>>106767606
>>106767596It's difficult for me to imagine Linus Torvals being nice after reading his verbal insults in PRs. It's rather contrary to his character.