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Can you describe your job in 3 words?
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>>106770156
i fix computers
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>>106770156
yes
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>>106770156
i create software
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>>106770156
eat shit repeat
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>>106770156
slavie wagie ahh mentality
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>>106770156
I create synergy.
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>>106770156
I manage software
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I slang dope
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>>106770156
I trade cryptocurrencies
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I program
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i dont work
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>>106770156
>i analyze data
>i make robots
>i make ledgers
If you can't describe your job in 3 words it says more about you than your job.
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I shill online.
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>>106770225
>>106770600
I cut jobs (I am Bob)
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I require employment
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what a dumb fucking picture
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>>106770156
Barbarian mindset.
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>>106770156
what's wrong with having a bullshit job if it means getting paid?
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eat sleep shit game
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>>106771387
It means that normies don't like when someone makes more money than them because CEO's who do one zoom meeting a week, play golf, and party told them that your "work ethic" equals your human worth and that the more you work the more you make, and then you shatter the illusion, remind them that they fell into a trap that they never knew existed, born into debt slavery and never made the moves that could have made them wealthy; if they were wealthy then they could be happy they think and it's a zero sum game and you, the undeserving, are taking what's THEIRS dammit, they put the work in, they're a good person and you're just privileged because you started with money or had a connection or got lucky. Son of Baconator, medium fries and a Sprite.
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fuck stray cats
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I envisage paradigms.
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Im a cop
I drive fast
I tazer people
I shoot niggers
God Bless America
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>>106770156
i am a maintenance specialist in charge of remotely moderating a website on the world wide web
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>>106771055
Don't worry, you'll find a real job someday.
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>>106770156
I write shitposts
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>>106770156
I fake disabilities
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>>106770156
I fuck bitches.
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>>106771738
Ty copper
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>>106770156
My three words are "fuck you pal", which is my job.
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>>106770156
I could but it would be meaningless, just like my job.
My job is absolutely bullshit, the company I work for is bullshit, and the industry I work on is bullshit.

It's all fake and gay and retarded, and anyone who has made it part of their self image is lost.

Its still the only way I know of right now to sit in my house all day and make $250k. Give me a better alternative and I'll quit instantly.
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>>106770156
I write code.
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>>106772248
I actually have 2 weeks off patrol to train and get certified by DHS to arrest and detail illegals for ICE.

I am absolutely atoked to clean these disgusting bean goblins off the streets of my city!
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>>106770156
I create singularities
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GOOSH
GOOSH
GOOSH
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>>106770156
I build aircraft
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>>106770156
>I predict sales
>I fix robots
>Enforce digital bureaucracy
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>>106770156
Unemployed.
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>>106770156
i suck dickformoney
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I >>106770156
i make 210k a year doing bullshit and I'm fine with that
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>>106770156
Don't have one
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>>106771829
I've never heard a janny admit to being a janny in such an eloquent way.
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>>106770679
>robots
middle bitch works with SAP or some shit, not robots
>>106771738
how many niggers have you shot? though I am surprised a copper managed to find his way here given the max IQ limit
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>>106772866
>aircraft
two words. bs job
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>>106770156
i dont work
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>>106775425
It takes a team of mechanical engineers, 50 Mexican factory workers and at least 1 mechanic to design, manufacture, assemble, and give some maintenance to the machine on the left. The problem with automation is that nothing is ever fully automated all the way from conception to implementation, so usually you'll end up having to create even more jobs and spend more money just to get something that should work by itself going.
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>>106772866
>I forget bolts
I mean, I guess it counts.
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>>106770156
Welfare.
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>>106775542
>not "I collect welfare"
I can see why.
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>>106775472
>to the machine on the left
kek
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>>106770156
carbon monoxide poisoning
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>>106770156
I catch cheaters
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i send email
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i create problems
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>>106771829
thoughts on nixos drama?
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>>106772866
are you allowed to take this pic? wtf?
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>>106770156
we are spamtec
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KlAeXPwFU
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>>106772866
also kek'd at the FOD banner. how many signs and banners mention FOD in that facility?
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>>106770156
That test is pretty bullshit itself.
They could all say "I create software" and pass the test.

>>106770225
This guy fucks.
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I automate reporting
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I die slowly
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I replace whites
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i heil hitler
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>>106770156
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>>106770156
I donut work
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>>106770156
Keep retards alive.
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I eat food.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN1qbdRxy9E
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I ensure diversity
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me steal copper
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>>106770156
I write software
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>>106770156
>Can you describe your job in 3 words?
this skank has the title of 'product manager', even though its 2 words its still obviously a bullshit job
>>106774127
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I go out on the sea and lay out nets to catch fish, then I gut and sell them.
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>>106778007
you can depict somebody with their hands on the keyboard looking at the monitor and it would fit 1000 different jobs
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>>106778638
>tfw got to fuck the diversity hire on my last job
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>>106770156
>I
>Make
>Ceramics
There ya go
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>>106770156
I write code
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>>106770156
Cut Tree
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>>106770156
I jack off
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>>106770156
I write programs.
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I update firewalls.
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>>106775472
>so usually you'll end up having to create even more jobs and spend more money just to get something that should work by itself going
that's literally not how mechanised agriculture works.
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updating WordPress plugins
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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>>106770156
Ponder & Pontificate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDK9rhWBUlg
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I set prices
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>>106770156
i am bored
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>>106778950
If the depiction not distinct and recognizeable, then it fails the test
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I slack off
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>>106770156
i debloat software
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I recover data
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I make websites
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>>106770156
i hack computers
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>>106782333
I wanna fuck this chick so fucking badly
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>>106770156
I build websites.
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>I fix aircraft
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>>106777639
>That test is pretty bullshit itself.
Yes. There are lots of meaningless jobs that also pass the test.

>I serve burgers
>I grill burgers
>I bag groceries
>I deliver newspaper
>I deliver pizza
>I wash dishes
>I wait tables
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>>106784113
Not really. While not so much at this point, there was definitely a point in recent history where the world would be much worse off if not for people doing those things. That anyone can mop floors does not mean the world is not better for them having been mopped.
If anything, the world would be a much nicer place if not for fin-tech/blockchain speculation companies and their employees.
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NEET and proud
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>>106775572
wtf, I thought slavery was profitable?
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>>106770156
I fly planes.
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>>106772866
KPAE? I fly charter flights out of there all the time.
>>106777532
FOD is a really bad problem with propulsion methods that rely on moving a lot of air.
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I bait fags
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>>106771368
Is she retarded?
Who gave her a computer?
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>>106775472
As if the animal on the left does not need dozens of specialized doctors to fix his body, dozens of people growing food and purifying water and so on just for that robot to say
>i am off my shift saaaaaaaar
>workers rights saaaaaaaar
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>>106770156
I hire people*


*note: except jeet applications
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>>106770156
I advance science.



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