Can you describe your job in 3 words?
>>106770156i fix computers
>>106770156yes
>>106770156i create software
>>106770156eat shit repeat
>>106770156slavie wagie ahh mentality
>>106770156I create synergy.
>>106770156I manage software
I slang dope
>>106770156I trade cryptocurrencies
I program
i dont work
>>106770156>i analyze data>i make robots>i make ledgersIf you can't describe your job in 3 words it says more about you than your job.
I shill online.
>>106770225>>106770600I cut jobs (I am Bob)
I require employment
what a dumb fucking picture
>>106770156Barbarian mindset.
>>106770156what's wrong with having a bullshit job if it means getting paid?
eat sleep shit game
>>106771387It means that normies don't like when someone makes more money than them because CEO's who do one zoom meeting a week, play golf, and party told them that your "work ethic" equals your human worth and that the more you work the more you make, and then you shatter the illusion, remind them that they fell into a trap that they never knew existed, born into debt slavery and never made the moves that could have made them wealthy; if they were wealthy then they could be happy they think and it's a zero sum game and you, the undeserving, are taking what's THEIRS dammit, they put the work in, they're a good person and you're just privileged because you started with money or had a connection or got lucky. Son of Baconator, medium fries and a Sprite.
fuck stray cats
I envisage paradigms.
Im a copI drive fastI tazer peopleI shoot niggersGod Bless America
>>106770156i am a maintenance specialist in charge of remotely moderating a website on the world wide web
>>106771055Don't worry, you'll find a real job someday.
>>106770156I write shitposts
>>106770156I fake disabilities
>>106770156I fuck bitches.
>>106771738Ty copper
>>106770156My three words are "fuck you pal", which is my job.
>>106770156I could but it would be meaningless, just like my job.My job is absolutely bullshit, the company I work for is bullshit, and the industry I work on is bullshit.It's all fake and gay and retarded, and anyone who has made it part of their self image is lost.Its still the only way I know of right now to sit in my house all day and make $250k. Give me a better alternative and I'll quit instantly.
>>106770156I write code.
>>106772248I actually have 2 weeks off patrol to train and get certified by DHS to arrest and detail illegals for ICE. I am absolutely atoked to clean these disgusting bean goblins off the streets of my city!
>>106770156I create singularities
GOOSHGOOSHGOOSH
>>106770156I build aircraft
>>106770156>I predict sales>I fix robots>Enforce digital bureaucracy
>>106770156Unemployed.
>>106770156i suck dickformoney
I >>106770156 i make 210k a year doing bullshit and I'm fine with that
>>106770156Don't have one
>>106771829I've never heard a janny admit to being a janny in such an eloquent way.
>>106770679>robotsmiddle bitch works with SAP or some shit, not robots>>106771738how many niggers have you shot? though I am surprised a copper managed to find his way here given the max IQ limit
>>106772866>aircrafttwo words. bs job
>>106770156i dont work
>>106775425It takes a team of mechanical engineers, 50 Mexican factory workers and at least 1 mechanic to design, manufacture, assemble, and give some maintenance to the machine on the left. The problem with automation is that nothing is ever fully automated all the way from conception to implementation, so usually you'll end up having to create even more jobs and spend more money just to get something that should work by itself going.
>>106772866>I forget boltsI mean, I guess it counts.
>>106770156Welfare.
>>106775542>not "I collect welfare"I can see why.
>>106775472>to the machine on the leftkek
>>106770156carbon monoxide poisoning
>>106770156I catch cheaters
i send email
i create problems
>>106771829thoughts on nixos drama?
>>106772866are you allowed to take this pic? wtf?
>>106770156we are spamtechttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y8KlAeXPwFU
>>106772866also kek'd at the FOD banner. how many signs and banners mention FOD in that facility?
>>106770156That test is pretty bullshit itself. They could all say "I create software" and pass the test.>>106770225This guy fucks.
I automate reporting
I die slowly
I replace whites
i heil hitler
>>106770156
>>106770156I donut work
>>106770156Keep retards alive.
I eat food.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iN1qbdRxy9E
I ensure diversity
me steal copper
>>106770156I write software
>>106770156>Can you describe your job in 3 words?this skank has the title of 'product manager', even though its 2 words its still obviously a bullshit job>>106774127
I go out on the sea and lay out nets to catch fish, then I gut and sell them.
>>106778007you can depict somebody with their hands on the keyboard looking at the monitor and it would fit 1000 different jobs
>>106778638>tfw got to fuck the diversity hire on my last job
>>106770156>I>Make>CeramicsThere ya go
>>106770156I write code
>>106770156Cut Tree
>>106770156I jack off
>>106770156I write programs.
I update firewalls.
>>106775472>so usually you'll end up having to create even more jobs and spend more money just to get something that should work by itself goingthat's literally not how mechanised agriculture works.
updating WordPress plugins
HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
>>106770156Ponder & Pontificate https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDK9rhWBUlg
I set prices
>>106770156i am bored
>>106778950If the depiction not distinct and recognizeable, then it fails the test
I slack off
>>106770156i debloat software
I recover data
I make websites
>>106770156i hack computers
>>106782333I wanna fuck this chick so fucking badly
>>106770156I build websites.
>I fix aircraft
>>106777639>That test is pretty bullshit itself.Yes. There are lots of meaningless jobs that also pass the test.>I serve burgers>I grill burgers>I bag groceries>I deliver newspaper>I deliver pizza>I wash dishes>I wait tables
>>106784113Not really. While not so much at this point, there was definitely a point in recent history where the world would be much worse off if not for people doing those things. That anyone can mop floors does not mean the world is not better for them having been mopped.If anything, the world would be a much nicer place if not for fin-tech/blockchain speculation companies and their employees.
NEET and proud
>>106775572wtf, I thought slavery was profitable?
>>106770156I fly planes.
>>106772866KPAE? I fly charter flights out of there all the time. >>106777532FOD is a really bad problem with propulsion methods that rely on moving a lot of air.
I bait fags
>>106771368Is she retarded?Who gave her a computer?
>>106775472As if the animal on the left does not need dozens of specialized doctors to fix his body, dozens of people growing food and purifying water and so on just for that robot to say>i am off my shift saaaaaaaar >workers rights saaaaaaaar
>>106770156I hire people**note: except jeet applications
>>106770156I advance science.