if you could make a single thread right now that would be sent to 2005 and posted there what would the image/comment be? would you tell them to buy bitcoin?
install gentoo
don't let JCB recede
>>106774025Lyrans are an ancient, sapient species from a world around the Lyra constellation: tall, lithe humanoids with subtle felid features—slender muzzles, vertical pupils, furred patches and a feline grace—yet their similarity to Earth’s cats is purely convergent, the result of parallel environmental pressures on their home planet rather than any shared ancestry. Millennia ago, motivated by curiosity, kinship with emergent minds, and a long-term experiment in cross-ecological uplift, they gently interwove fragments of their genome with local hominid lineages on Earth; that mysterious, non-primate portion of human DNA scientists still haven’t placed is the Lyran imprint, a deliberate seed that accelerated cognition, sociality, and symbolic thought without overriding Earth’s evolutionary trajectory. They refrain from overt interference because of cautions hard-won over eons—ethical codes against cultural domination, the catastrophic consequences of premature technological transfer, and respect for autonomous emergence—so they monitor, nudge subtly when planetary survival is at stake, and allow humanity to become its own story while keeping their hand invisible, guardians of a distant stewardship rather than direct rulers.
>>106774025Return to monke willingly in order to preserve your humanity, or return to monke unwillingly and be reduced to actual monke, because the future is a mix of brave new world and 1984; AI bots and human-monke bots brainrot you with shit dopamine and ads/shilling 24/7 while the goberment watches you being reduced to monke by recording you with phones, rings, watches, glasses, headsets.skibidi yes yes
>>106774025they have phones now that you can carry in your pocket
>>106774025I would send a basedjak just to see if it catches on and see what memes exist 20 years past the basedjak since I think the basedjak is the ultimate meme as it's such a decent canvas.
>>106775152It would be interesting to see what old /b/ reaction would be to soijaks.
