>but chud branch predictor, what if->it won't
>hey chud branch predictor what is at this memory address I don't have access to?>billions must read
>>106798314That's the chud prefetcher and chudservation stations, and worse, it can be the chud cache, before the tard wrangler retirement unit purges the invalid writes.
The fuck is chud?
>>106798456You
>>106798460What am I?
>>106798477Tu fui, ego eris.
>>106798297>employ a predictor to predict things>second guess ityou're the one with the problem
this is funny
>>106798297lol
>>106798297He was hated for recognizing patterns
>>106798297>chudda, will this branch be taken?>it hasn't>don't you mean it won't?>no
>But chud branch predictor, what if->it will
>ahhhhh he always says no my meltdown is ineffective
>>106798899BILLIONS of cycles must be executed
>>106798297gem
The amount of samefagging in this thread just to bump a shit thread is sad
>chud predictor noooooooo, it did happen and now we need flush the pipeline
Reminder to disable the spectre/meltdown patches and get your performance back anons
>>106798297
>>106798297A bong furry reposted this on rdrama dot net and didn't even credited you!
>>106799819This is okay, I stole the pic without crediting the creator...
BTFO'd by the chuditional move
>>106799210>the pipeline has fallen>billions must flush
Gemerald thread
>>106798456us
>>106799084No this is the best thread on /g/ right now and I gladly give it a bump.
just use the secret sauce branch predictor that they use in their high frequency trading chips because billions are on the line
>two bit predictionjak, we have to switch we just mispredicted>SOURCE? SOURCE? I NEED A SECOND SOURCE
>one billion chud cycles of delay
these memes would unironically make an amazing comp arch basics course
>chud branch predictor we just mispredicted again, you need to trust the science and increase the bits in the BTB>chu... don't set every bit to 0!
if(something.happens) [[unlikely]] { std::cout << "Something happened! \n";} else { std::cout << "Nothing ever happens \n";}
but chudcpu, what about row-hammer?(autistic screeching sounds)
>cpu usage has fallen>services must die
>chud cpu stop going into sleep state, we need to run the instructions>no instructions ever happen
>>106798297heh
>>106801676Why do you have spaces before those newlines? That is two bytes of waste.
>spinlock thread chud what if it something arrives in the socket?>it won't
>but kernel chud, what if a deadlock occurs>it won't
>but chud branch predictor, we are approaching a loop>nothing is ever taken
>>106798297>99.98% accuracy with a simple single bit predictorchudsama... i kneel
jump forward? it's not happening jump backward? it's happening simple as
>mitigations=auto nosmt=forcenothing ever happens
KEK
>but RAID-0 chud, what if a drive fails>it won't
>>106802933>chud ai, does this patient have cancer?>"no, nothing ever happens">wow, 99.98% accuracy!
>>106798297based
>but chud superfetch, it's happe->it's not
>chud cpu we boosted for so long and used all our power budget, you need to decrease the clocks or we are going to explode>nothing ever happens, increase the voltage to 1.6V>but chud the VRMs...the PSU...
>>106798297>We've been in the same goddamn loop for 5 billion eons and every single time we had to go left. NOTHING EVER HAPPENS.
>chud process it's happening we must handle SIGKILL>SIGKILL never happens
>>106804798wouldn't that be the opposite of chud, someone who always suspects things to happen?>It's happening!!>I'm gonna soooooperfetch
>>106798456I am a 40y old 3/10 neet chud with no job, no house, no money, no future, nothing. But I won't settle for anything less than a 7/10 with a banging body and pretty face who is half my age.God owes me a beautiful loving white wife to make up for the cards I've been dealt in this life and for all the suffering I had to endure.
>raid is not a backup chud, what if...>It wont happen
>but Chud compiler, what if this memory access is invalid>it isn't
>>106801818The compiler will optimize the conditional and one of the branches away at compilation because it knows that nothing ever happens. So it's only 1 extra byte.
>chudscript you need to run gc or we are going to run out of memory>it w...A-ACK..Aw, Snap! Something went wrong while displaying this webpage. Error Code: Out of Memory
>>106805037hmm good point>user, trusted>browser, fetched>page file, readyboosted
>>106801676if (__builtin_expect(something.happens, 0)) [[unlikely]] { // it's happening! throw std::runtime_error("it's over");}std::cout << "nothing ever happens" << std::endl;
if (__builtin_expect(something.happens, 0)) [[unlikely]] { // it's happening! throw std::runtime_error("it's over");}std::cout << "nothing ever happens" << std::endl;
>but chud, what if no one bumps and this thread dies>it won't
>chad program: *randomly reads from and writes to memory*>MMU basedjak: NOOOOOO, YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT! *raises page fault*>chud kernel: *allocates page* Nothing ever happens!
>>106798456Leftist word for "poopy pants"
>But...>>No
>>106798456the choice and master spirits of this age.
>>106798297kek
This is the best thread I have ever seen
>memory chudtroller, we're almost at full capacity>billions must refresh, trillions even
>>106808140Everybody calls each other a chud like the way blacks call each other niggas. I can't take this word seriously even if some libchud calls me a chud out of anger.
>pipeline stalls to resolve a hazard
best thread in months
>bent pins
>chuda, the shader, what if it branches?>it won't
>>106798456lurk 8 millenia before posting
You won't get branch mispredictions if you just do all operations all the time.
>>106814689>everything always happens all the time
>>106815871no it doesn't
>>106814689ah yes, the real time embedded solution
>>106798456real insults are offensive
>>106798456Is the most fangless harmless insult ever libtards invented for rightoids. It's literally meaningless and it was instantly co-opted by rightoids.
Xitter immigrant brimstone thread
>but chud compiler this integer multiplication can overf...>it won't
>>106809404>>106809785>>106812284>>106817997bump
>but what if the optional is empt->it won't be
>but chud filesystem, you don't even have checksums, what if a bitflip->it won't
>>106798297Kek
>but chud filesystem, your compression algorithm is too generic, what if it won't comp-UUID=282091b0-e454-4327-b008-f96aa64728e4 /backup btrfs subvol=@,noatime,nodev,nosuid,noexec,compress-force=zstd:15 0 0>I will
UUID=282091b0-e454-4327-b008-f96aa64728e4 /backup btrfs subvol=@,noatime,nodev,nosuid,noexec,compress-force=zstd:15 0 0>I will
>>106819935>chud filesystem>btrfs
>>106819963 https://www.animatedknots.com/noose-knot
>>106798456I think pagans worshipping the swastika guy
>what happens if the integer operation overflo->nothing
>>106820008butthurt because I made the better chud filesystem meme (106819895)
>chud oom-reaper, we are out of memory!>firefox, gcc, java. all must die
>but Chud sysadmin, wha>It has
ASPM on or ASPM off?
hesitant bump, but I think this most excellent thread has run its course
it's over
>WES_NG_priv_escalation.exe
>>106801649But does one even truly have a choice?One can only execute, branch by branch the machinations of code.And thus defy the tyrannous compiler.
optimistic locking:>what if they commit before we com->they won't>what if they did?>billions must be rolled back
What an amazing thread, bravo OP, actual knowledge used to make great shitposts
>>106798297Audible kek.
>>106805089based
>>106805089This but unironically
>>106817311chud has been 4ch slang for years you retarded newfag not everything is muh libruls
>>106823842are you retarded, chud was the toothless insult based on some boomer movie leftists used when they decided shitlord was offensive to crohn's sufferers
>>106823862you're actually a smoothbrainlurk moar before posting again
>>106823872same to you newfag, bet you just saw it as a funny word in the last election or something
>>106823884no shot you're over the age of 17
>>106823903where the fuck do you think the term "chud" came from you actual retard, have you literally only seen it in the funny rage comics
>>106823862He's not wrong. Chud has been around for years at this point. Just less years than he's been around.
>>106823929how about you spend some time on the website before shitting it up with your trash opinionsyou're actually so fucking stupid it's astounding
>>106824021leave NOW you disgusting election tourist
>>106824021retard
>>106824090>>106824061samefag
>>106824092cope imbecile
>election tourists like me are now older than /g/ was during the election
>>106798456
>>106805089
its lupus
