>makes whatsapp>sell is to zucc for 19 billion, 12 of which he takes personally>currently worth 20 bil>literally does nothing, no businesses, no startups, no innovations>gallivants around the world on his 5 (five!) yachts fucking Ukranian models and snorting coke>buys several houses in Aterton>demolishes them>builds a huge compound with a mega mansion and other shit>including a fucking hangar that houses his Porsche collection>buys a cliffside mansion in Malibu>buys the one next door, because lol why not>buys a hotel in France for personal use>buys some centuries old mansion in France to flex>has over a billion in real estate easily>did I mention the 5 yachts worth 500 mil?Does /g/ approve of his actions? Would you have done the same?
>>106810559No, I’d be fucking Asian models instead
>>106810559Sorry, the yachts are 700 mil not 500 kek
>>106810578disgusting desu
>>106810559yeah, yeah, but does he please the Lord?
>>106810724praise?
looks like a tribesman
>>106810559I don't approve but I certainly wouldn't have spent that money creating a new B2B serverless silicon valley shit.
>>106810559i wonder which tribe he belongs to
How is whatsapp monetised? How does it make money?
>>106810559With that face you don't even need to look his early life section on wikipedia
>>106812521> jan hoch, czech dude who took the name "robert maxwell" after moving to the uk> related to mary gates (nee maxwell), from a us west coast familyCool story, bro.
>>106812530advertisements, rare emojis and special features for advanced users (business stuff mostly).
>>106812850you seem to know more than your fair share
>>106810559who cares about approval? the man understands poverty, and he's living in "fuck you" mode. he knows the economy is fake, and it's not changing anytime soon.
>>106810559>shitty chat appHow though? That's what makes no sense to me.
>>106810559I'm not sure what I'd do with essentially unlimited money. Probably buy a larger property and set it up as a nice hobby farm. I'd also funnel a lot of money into the Linux phone platform so I can ditch android.
>>106810559I guess. I would probably just buy one house and NEET in it eternally.
>>106810559No I would just build a home farm for my kids and breed like a rabbit securing the future of a few generations that wouldn't have to focus on mindless wagecucking and could change the world instead
>>106810559I'd buy a racing track and a bunch of beater cars so that my friends and me could race and crash
I saw his two superyachts anchored together in Mediterranean, taking helicopter to clubs in Ibiza.Hedonismaxxexpect to hear some weird sick shit in the next 10-15 years about him
>>106810559>Jan Koum was born in 1976 to a Jewish family in Kyiv, Ukraine.obviously a jew would spend money like a retard
I would stop working and live neet life with just 5 mil
>>106810578based and patrician
>>106813636only one based itt
>>106814153tell me more about the yachts
>>106810559I mean thats just plain white version of "hood rich" lifestyle. I'd rather more rich people like Musk or even Zucc or Bezos as they just continue to build out products/companies that create value in one form or another. The world needs more useful products that needs to be scaled up, innovated, brought to the masses.
>>106810559>become billionaire>want to invest in cool shit that will help people and the enviroment>invest in health tech and big pharma threatens to rape you to death>invest in energy tech and big oil threatens to rape you to death>invest in finance tech and wall street threatens to rape you to death>invest in solving 3rd world poverty and bono threatens to rape you to deaththere's a reason why these faggots don't invest in anything other than eastern euro whores, sportsball teams and property
>>106815466lel
>Moonrise>2020>99.95 m (327 ft)>Price: US$ 220 million>Annual Running Cost: US$ 15 – 20 million
>Nebula (support vessel)>2022>68 m (224 ft)>Price: $40 million>Annual Running Cost: $2-5million
>Mogambo>2012>73 m (241 ft)>Price: US$ 75 million>Annual Running Cost: US$ 5 – 7 million
>Power Play (support vessel)>2018>55m (181ft)>Price: US$ 20 million>Annual Running Cost: US$ 1 – 2 million
>Moonrise 2>2025>101m (331ft)>Price: US$ 350 million>Annual Running Cost: US$ 35 million
>>106810559>rich dude buys a lot of shitOkay? Why would I have an opinion on that?
>>106815466Yea the reason is if they do you'll attack and lie about about them.
>>106815610dunno, you are either a seething commie that wants to take his stuff away or you want the same life, no in-between
Personally I think it would be better to be that rich and completely unknown and off the grid, but still able to go anywhere. But what does it matter, I’m a low IQ brokie pontificating on what the neo-kings should do with their eye watering gobs of capital
>>106815721I guess it's possible if your wealth does not come form a very public transaction like whatsapp. You can have a tiny percentage from some companies and still be a billionaire from the dividends alone. 0.1% from the biggest market cap companies would still net you hundreds of millions per year.
>>106815674I get to waste money I made how I want he gets to waste his. The only commie thing I support in this case is a high inheritance tax, his kids want to waste money they should make it in the first place
>>106810578Based
>>106811204Is. Disgusting fucking Israeli
>>106815778I'm for 0% inheritance tax, what's the point of making money beyond a certain point if your progeny can't get it in full?
>>106815815he's a hohol
I mean, I would do the same. Mansions, yachts, whores, coke. Sounds perfect. He's missing only a fleet of private jets.
>>106815865based
>>106815525Nebula is CUTE
>>106815816>what's the point of making money beyond a certain point if your progeny can't get it in fullWhat's the point of forcing making money beyond a certain point to have a reason?
>>106816679learn english jeet
>>106816573>yfw it's a catamaran
>>106816690
>>106816736https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwlTj9D7EOohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1JZY4vJFCI
>>106812951>advertisementswhat ads do you mean? I have never seen an ad on whatsapp and I use it since launch
>>106813207>I guess. I would probably just buy one house and NEET in it eternally.Yep, this is what I would do too except the house would be very big so my family can live in it too without any problems. Maybe something like a castle so I don't see them every minute.
>>106816992he's probably making shit up, whatsapp obviously datamine us to death and back
>>106810578Mix it up, but majority asians for sure.
>>106816992>>106817086Fucking retardshttps://business.whatsapp.com/whatsapp-ads>WhatsApp ads appear in the Updates tab, Status, and Channels, helping businesses get discovered and boost channel visibility.
>>106817109cool story bro, I've seen a total of 0 ads in several years, fucking subzero iq downie retard
>>106817120>literal proof from the developer>lolno I know better hurrrYou are a waste of air.
>>106817648>we totally run ads, it's just no one has seen themlike I said, cool story, subzero IQ downie retard
>>106817702>he thinks he is everyoneTake your pills schizoid subhuman
>>106810559blessed be a richfag who just spends his cash on fun shit instead of making the life of everybody else actively worse like 90% of those cocksuckersride on, jan cum
>>106818150your ads are not even a cool story, they're a retard story, luckily you can fix that easily, just kys to save your family from the embarrassment of having to witness to your continuous retardation and failure at lifeif you want more (You)s beyond this point contact suicide watch, because I'm not a babysitter of retards
>>106818163well he pretty much made yet another mass surveilance tool for the usual suspects, so he contributed to a worse life for everyone. yet I don't blame, look at what happened to telegram dude
>>106810578>be rich>can fuck anything >fuck the ugliest shitskins lol, you're either a faggot who wants to fuck a female with a manlet body and brown skin or a pedo.
>>106818678this
>>106810559More rich people need to live like him instead of devoting their lives to “Reshaping the world” and influencing politics. If you’re a billionaire then just fuck of to your yachts and your islands and stop trying to be the next Peter Thiel or George Soros
I'm jelly
he looks extremely jewishand op tells me he acts like one too>not surprised
>>106821377he is kek, physiognomy is real
i'd want to start a museum. Something as grand as the Getty would burn through the $20B very quickly, if it's even a sufficient amount. I'd only build it somewhere that it's perfectly legal for security guards to fuck up vandals and thieves with impunity.
>>106822559that's less than 500 mil kek, unless you meant the exhibitions as well
>>106810559<img of office space guy>What would you do with 20 bil?Nothing, what would you do?>2 girls at the same time.You're a retard if you think otherwise.
>>106815535>>106815531>>106815514You can get a half decent yacht for sub six figs if you're not a fucking retard.Although I guess this turns into a toyota vs Lamborghini situation.
>>106810578Linus tech tips, is that you?
>>106810578fpbp
>>106823238Indeed. Superyachts are thew closest we can get to spaceships and the luxury is on another level to your uncle's boat.
>>106812530Cornering the market for Meta
>>106810559>a libertarian's dreamUnfortunately my view is that he's an evil kike wasting the capital that is missing to have a normal and functioning white society with families, schools, culture and a future. Muh I got mine. But don't hear it from me, there's only one way this can go in the long run.
>>106815721the guy in OP can go anywhere and be unknown. he could walk around almost any city and not stand out.
>>106826307>wasting the capitalit;s his money to waste you disgusting marxist filth
>>106826745Let me guess, you love monopolies, rich pedophile jews and H1B visas? Society allowed this motherfucker to monopolize text communications because they're too stupid to understand the ramifications. All of that capital is gone forever. By the way marxists are pulling your side of the rope.
>>106815466More like they scam you once you give them custody of your slush fund, like what happened with Gates, Rockefeller, and many other naive philanthropists.If you want to change the word, i’d go hunting for talent personally and then assemble that A-team to get the job done.
>>106817702If you see ads on whatsapp you are most likely indian.>WhatsApp has not been profitable for Facebook (now Meta) since its acquisition in 2014, despite its massive user base and significant growth. When Facebook acquired WhatsApp for approximately $19 billion, the messaging app was unprofitable, reporting a net loss of $138 million in 2013, largely due to stock-based compensation, though its operating loss was around $40 million. Five years after the acquisition, in 2019, Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg acknowledged that WhatsApp remained unprofitable and could be cannibalizing time users spent on Facebook and Instagram, particularly in markets like India. >While WhatsApp has not generated direct profits, Meta has begun monetizing the platform through initiatives like WhatsApp Business, Click-to-WhatsApp Ads, and WhatsApp Pay, particularly in markets such as India. However, these efforts have not yet translated into significant profitability, and the app continues to be a major investment for Meta rather than a direct revenue generator.>Particularly in markets like India.
If I had money I would live in a nursing home.
>>106812521Reminds me of someone.
I will probably do amateur rally in old rare sport cars
>>106823709He said models.
>>106827173oh no no no
seems this nigga is in the news right nowhttps://nypost.com/2025/10/03/business/inside-the-legal-spat-between-billionaire-jan-koum-and-interior-designer-remi-tessier/>apparently his long time interior designer has inflated the prices of items for years kekIn one example, Tessier allegedly told Koum he purchased “two dozen hand-knotted silk and pashmina carpets … from a high-end French carpet manufacturer” — and even provided Tessier with the invoice (which he stated was €642,032, roughly $75,000). >According to the court filings, the rugs were from a completely different supplier and were made of synthetic fibers and were “hand-loomed” rather than “hand-knotted.” Experts cited on the suit concluded the actual value of the rugs was less than half what Tessier said they cost. >The filing alleges that the design did this sort of thing with everything from steak knives to couches. This practice “allowed Tessier to pocket the difference while leaving Koum with products far below the standard he believed he was paying for.”is this a billionaire counting pennies like e petty faggot or is he right to be outraged for being scammed?
>>106812530Data
>>106813062Market share At the time it got sold it was (and still is) the biggest chat app in europe and many other countries around the world
>>106814167>Koum
>>1068279062 billion users last I checked, that's a quarter of the planet. how has zucc failed to monetize it is beyond me kek, it's still a net loser of money. I guess they use the user data for big ass data research and that's enough for them to justify buying and maintaining it.
I'd invest into education to make it free for everybody, as I believe in that.
>>106827940that's retarded, if people are low IQ education does nothing
>>106812521https://www.reuters.com/article/fact-check/photo-does-not-show-a-young-bill-gates-idUSL1N2SL1SZ/
No, I’d be fucking tranny models instead
>>106827951>fact checkON HO NO NO
>>106827943You are retarded and what you said is wrong.Whatsapp also has advertisements. They are in the second tab.
>>106827973it's not wrong you brainwashed libtard
>>106827978It is wrong. Uneducated 20 IQ humans wouldn't wash their hands if you wouldn't educate them.And then you'd get sick, you "brainiac".Kill yourself, stupid.
>>106827990that's not how it works you absolutely retarded airhead
>>106827940Noble for sure, I'd probably do something like make literature for the local univserity free, at least for certain programs.And I'd probably build some sick playgrounds for kids because that'd be nice, along with great outdoor gyms.As for indulging myself, shit I'd just have a nice home and car, then I'd probably travel and just enjoy hobbies, none of the yacht coke shit. Or maybe I'd get the local theater to play out anime scenes I dno. I would also get 3 big guys in leather straps, oil them up and have them go WWE on this guys ass >>106827943As for the sale, probably.
>>106828108Pic related is almost exactly how I look irl, but I'm a bit taller and a bit heavier. I will WRECK the guys you send and then make you suck me off, twink.
>>106827894I don't even think it's about the money, the kike acts like some neighborhood rich negroid throwing money in the air. Probably his jewish ego just got hurt from getting scammed by some lowly interior designer so he's trying to get back at him.
>>106828152this, he most likely has an astoundingly overinflated ego and opinion of himself. how can he be scammed? it's impossible. then when it happens it triggers some self-doubt and we can't have that.
>>106810559>Does /g/ approve of his actions?Let's see his code first.That's the only way to judge a person.
>>106828172he's a jew
>>106810559yeah but is he happy? o_O
If I had these money, I would just fund the best hacker space in the world in my basement where I would spent all my time tinkering and doing cool stuff
>>106828232are you? being unhappy with 5 yachts beats poor and unhappy (you)
This is his first wife, some Ukranian whore
This is his current gf, some Ukranian-Tatar mutt model
>>106828345>whoreOnlyfans or something?
>>106828345posted without comment>>106828369dunno, all Ukranian women are whores
>>106828356peak hohol, now I understand russkies
>>106827937I imagine hosting media transfer for 2 billion users is taking quite a space and cost, people send a shitload of images and videos over it
>>106810578baste
>>106828356All that money and he still can't afford a good looking outfit.
>>106828383Worth it for the personal data and analytics they get (and probably sell to NSA)
>>106828383jeets were literally bringing it to its knees every morning with their "good morning wishing routine"
>>106828389at that level you don't care about that shit, people call you eccentric and that's it
>>106828377He's a kike. Stop trying to change the subject, Chaim.
>>106828401all hohols are kikes
>>106827923>>106828356The name's Koom. Jan Koom.
>>106828406
>>106828356JARVIS, zoom in on that nose.
>>106828420jesus...
>>106828427
>>106828375>dunno, all Ukranian women are whoresPeople like you water down these words to the point they don't mean anything and lose important negative connotation.
>>106828420>With Wolf (((Isaac))) (((Blitzer)))
>>106828449in this case it's true, libtard, go back to r3ddit
>>106828446I meant the yenta he's with. She has a failed rhinoplasty and he just has a straight up goblin beak.
>>106828462Reddit is prime example of watering down words to the point they lose all meaning, you retard.
you are niw aware that this is too close to how females gossip about other people, das gaeh
>>106810578FPBPThere is nothing quite like cheating on your wife with a young asian chick with a plump ass for a quick anal
>>106828639um... based
>>106828639do women do quick anal? it brings them no pleasure, so why would they?
>>106815315why does he wear the yachts?
>>106830844>sageanon..
>>106829464Being used like an object brings them mental pleasure.
>>106810559The kind of people that make a successfull product are usually money chasers.If you like making a good product you kinda get bored way before it gets big.So whenever you see someone rich do... nothing particularly interseting, either investing or buying retarded "rich man" things, it's because it's not some curious minded engineer or artist. It's just some business fag.I'd probably try to develop replacements for US soft power. Local hardware, software, services, payment processors, art, games, books, movies, comics, a paneuropean language, etc. All manually chose ofc, minimal delegation.
>>106830971chat is this true?
>>106829464It brings them pleasure if you know what you're doing. I've made girls squirt from anal.
I think /g/ only cares about the mythical "real programmer" archetype. A man that becomes the programming, has broken away from all convention such as materialism, status, social or virtue signaling. He does not worship money like normies do nor does he have any interest in it. His entire existence revolves around code
>>106831304that's called pissing, squirting doesn't exist
>>106831389Bill Gates?
>>106831389What's mythical about this? There's probably plenty of people that primarily just code as their passion. They're not going to be famous ecelebs or anything but probably several of the people that develop hobbyist FOSS stuff fit that bill.
>>106810559technology?
>>106831431>creator of the app sued by 2 billion people>not technologyI guess you need some youtuber tech e-celeb eh?
>billionaire>buys shit made of plywoodI've looked at other photos and it's all crooked like this
>>106831415Not a real programmer, fraudster from Satan's inner circle>>106831425Dunno, I always imagine /g/ to worship people that this carricature is based onhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rXPpkzdS-q4
>>106831463that's one of his support yachts, it has rooms in case he has extra guests, but it's essentially a work horse to carry his helicopters, boats, submarines, etc.
slavs = niggers???
>>106812850>CzechNot today, schnozy
>>106831514>we pay more for ingress of logs than service uptimeKEK actually true
>>106831610This guy is my favorite character on the channel. The perfect mix of genius, madness and no fucks givenness
>>106831610>>106831627>you underestimate my underestimation
I am jealous desu
