>the perfect wearable doesn't exi-
this nearly crushed my cock. i'm not even joking. willing to answer questions.
>>106816002>techslopropemaxx, consumergoird
The girls laughed at me for wearing one of these
>>106816002Are you poor?
>>106816011
I can't sleep with these shit on my wrist
>>106816011can you post pics
>>106816002The perfect wearavle does exist>tells the time>20h battery life... no I mean 7 years>doesn't eavesdrop on you
>>106816002>gibs info
>>106816002>15 days battery life>full metal jacket>standard straps>water proof>sanely pricedLiterally no competitors.
>>106816041I can't sleep with watch but can with pajeetband.I use version idk 7 I guess and I like it.
>>106816034>gaudy aliexpress chinkshit
Since many of you lack the basic components of being an adult, I use mine as a way to not have to pull out my card also for my fitness tracking for less health insurance.
>>106816945good goy.
Does it do anything that I can't already do without it?> timeI know this intuitively> weatherlook out a window> heart rateI know this intuitively> locationI know where I am> step countI know where I've been> dateI know today's date> battery levelUseless information since I don't need the watch
>>106816054based and redpilled
>>106817267holy based
>>106817208Get a job grouch
>>106816002>Wearable Wear a rope around your neck
>I need a watch that connects to my phone, it is too much effort to get my phone>I need a ring to wear that connects to my watch, and just does stuff without me looking it>I need to wear something to bed to look at data, I am not capable of understanding if I slept enough based upon time passing and my general level of rest.>I need an AI to manage all this data from my body, I didn't sleep enough last night>My pockets and hands and brain are lined with nigger technology
>>106817267>time>I know this intuitivelyoh yeah? What time is it right now then? (NO CHEATING!)
>>106817540Goy Watch Alert: Elevated cortisol levels detected. Proceed to the nearest pharmacy for SNRI refill. Warning: your monthly insurance premium will increment for each event that surpasses your allotted Crisis Bank. Please comply to minimize fiscal and physiological variance.
>>106816002>the perfect wearable doesn't exi-
>>106817267now tell me your exact BPM just by feeling your pulse
>>106817758These faggots are coping because they are too fucking stupid to buy an affordable wearable or is a death fat. The smartwatch cope doesn't work when these fruits walk around with a cellphone all day and even then there are more secure smartwatches so they also get filtered on pure skill
>>106817722>>106817758Just tell me what it does that's useful that I didn't already dismiss.And don't say> tracks sleepI know how long I slept and how rested I feel
>>106817879Assumption is a characteristic of the female variety, which you will never be.
>>106817999I already told you, it tells the time. Good luck "knowing intuitively" that you are late for a train without looking at any clock
>>106816011How big is you cock, bad boy?
>>106818067Don't project your atrophied brain onto me. If you can't accurately recognize the passage of time then you're the one who needs good luck.
>>106818001Yet you type like a autist that chopped his dick off.
>>106818122the enlightened scholar brained basket weaving forum poster has weighed in
>>106818237I wonder what kind of job he has thanks to his amazing intellect, surely he must hold an important position of great responsibility!
>got still seething>no uahahahaha
>>106817540If you feel you are not properly sedated, call 348844 immediately. Failure to do so may result in prosecution for criminal drug evasion.
>>106816002>xiaomi bandI've had several of these and they all have a common problem: shit software support
>>106816318>fabric strapCan that be swapped out for leather or something else not shit?
>>106816054for me, its
>>106816002Which is the cheapest wearable that can also answer notifications?
>>106818237>>106818326Post what it does that's useful. So far it's just jewelry for geeks.
I use a Garmin Fenix 7 Pro. The battery lasts for three weeks per charge, at least, thanks to the MIP screen and solar charging. Sapphire lens, titanium body, 100m water resistance, so I don't have to worry about it in any situation. Built in multi-band GPS so I don't have to use my phone to track my position. Garmin sells various sensors like one for temperature, so I can get local conditions without using my phone when I am hiking. I only get call and text notifications from my phone, everything else is disabled. I turned off the touch screen and only use it with the buttons. It passively tracks my steps, sleep, stress, and heart rate. I'm no athlete so I only use the fitness to log my walks. It seems useless for lifting so I don't bother with that mode, I'm just tracking reps anyways. Sometimes I do get a "panic attack" where I feel like my circulation is being cut off and have to take it off when I am sleeping. I bought the Garmin arm band sleep tracker and sure, it's comfortable, but it makes me feel like Patrick Bateman having spent so much money on it. I used the Instinct before this and I feel like that watch line is getting further and further from the point.I don't understand the point of any smart watch that's just a dummy screen for your phone and only lasts a couple days per charge. This watch was expensive but I can wear it like a real watch, that is, I don't worry about Bluetooth connections and charging and how fragile it is and updating the apps and whatever else. Most of the time I don't think about that stuff at all, I just put it on.
>>106818843Yes, as I said it uses standard straps.
>>106816011>anon drops his wrist watch and crushes his cock with it
>>106816945Waking up with vibration alarm is also so nicer than with sound.
>>106816054based terrorist
>>106816011>>106816018>>106819072>>106819139>>106819159You're not supposed to wear it on your cock.>>106818850>>106816054This is appropriate to put on your cock
>>106817758Are you moving or doing exercise?>noYou are in zone 1>yesAre you sweating, is your body temperature elevated?>noYou are in zone 2>yesCan you comfortably breathe through your nose or talk?>yesYou are in zone 3>noIs the exercise so intense that you couldn't do it for more than a minute or two?>noYou are in zone 4>yesYou are in zone 5
>>106819316I can smell the fat fuck on you
I don't understand why Garmins are "superior" for athletes.Surely Apple can copy their features quite easily.
