>/g/ tells me linux "just werx" like macOS>install linux>wifi doesnt work>look online for help>hErE's WhErE yOu FuCkEd Up >NoT a PrObLeM wOn'T fIx>RTFM>got no help>wifi still doesnt work
kernel module +skill issue +no warranty +filtered +L.
>>106821022>be me>chat gpt "I have this and this hardware, list possible compat issues">Only HDR and games might be an issue>install arch with archinstall>hyprland>it just werksSomedays, anon, you just have to sit back and actually consider that you might not be as smart as you think.
>>106821022works on my machine
>>106821022He never said that though. The real quote is "If the user is having a problem, sell the solution and make it expensive."
>>106821022you forgot >NYPA passive-aggressive niggers
>Not a problem won't fix
>>106821022use case for Wi-Fi?
>wifiyour pc should be on ethernet
lmao
>>106822613ok boomer
>>106821022What wifi card do you have? lspci
>>106821022>Mouse with port at the bottom blocks you are path
>>106821022FagOS never werks for me
>using wifienjoy getting hacked.
iCucks deserve to suffer dough
>>106821022>>/g/ tells mefound your problem
>>106821022>using wifiThat was your mistake
>macOS "just works" like they say>buy a Mac>wifi drops constantly or won't connect>bluetooth audio crackles or disconnects randomly>external monitor flickers or won't wake from sleep>USB-C hubs stop working after updates>Time Machine gets stuck or corrupts backups>Safari eats RAM and won’t release it>Spotlight reindexes endlessly>Mail.app duplicates messages or won’t sync>iMessage won’t activate or sync across devices>FaceTime crashes or shows black screen>Photos library corrupts after minor update>System Settings won’t open or freezes>Keyboard backlight doesn’t adjust automatically>Trackpad gestures stop working>Battery drains overnight despite being "optimized">Kernel panics after sleep or wake>Stuck on boot after macOS update>Gatekeeper blocks legit apps with “damaged” error>Notarization fails for unsigned dev tools>Rosetta 2 breaks random x86 apps>Terminal PATH gets mangled by zsh or bash updates>Homebrew breaks after Xcode CLI tools update>Python scripts fail from system integrity changes>Java apps crash from hardened runtime>Adobe apps glitch from GPU driver bugs>MS Office freezes from sandboxing issues>Zoom crashes from mic permission loops>Discord won’t show in menu bar
>Steam games crash from Metal layer bugs>Xcode simulators won’t launch>Swift compiler throws cryptic errors>FileVault slows boot to a crawl>APFS snapshots fill disk silently>Migration Assistant corrupts user data>Printer drivers vanish after updates>Scanner won’t work without legacy software>Audio cuts out when switching sources>HDMI audio randomly stops>Thunderbolt docks disconnect peripherals>Wi-Fi calling drops on cellular handoff>Continuity features stop working for no reason>Handoff fails even with all settings on>AirDrop refuses to see nearby devices>Sidecar lags or disconnects constantly>Universal Control jumps cursors erratically>Stage Manager breaks window layouts>Focus modes don’t sync or activate>Notifications duplicate or never clear>Calendar invites won’t accept or send>Reminders won’t sync with iCloud>Notes formatting breaks across devices>Messages search returns nothing>Mail VIPs disappear randomly>Safari tabs reload constantly from memory pressure>Extensions break after WebKit updates>Developer tools require paid Apple ID>Code signing fails with vague errors>Entitlements mismatch crashes sandboxed apps>Notarization queue takes days>System crash logs are useless>Console.app floods with meaningless errors>Privacy settings reset after updates>Location services drain battery silently>Microphone access denied even when allowed>Camera shows black screen in all apps>Screen sharing fails with “not supported”>Remote Management breaks after patch>SSH keys get wiped by keychain bugs>Automator workflows stop running>Shortcuts app crashes on launch>Script Editor won’t save properly>Font Book corrupts custom fonts
>Color profiles reset randomly>Display calibration lost after sleep>Sound output switches by itself>Volume keys stop working>Brightness controls freeze>Power adapter not recognized>Battery health reporting lies>Thermal throttling cripples performance>Fan noise spikes with no load>SSD speeds drop after APFS bugs>File copying hangs at 99%>Trash won’t empty due to permissions>Hidden files clutter desktop after updates>Launchpad icons duplicate or vanish>Dock auto-hide glitches>Menu bar icons disappear>Status items crash system UI>Login items don’t launch>User switching breaks apps>Guest account corrupts main profile>Admin privileges lost mysteriously>Recovery mode won’t boot>Internet Recovery fails on new Macs>DFU mode needed but undocumented>Apple Diagnostics shows false passes>Genius Bar says “no hardware issue”>They reinstall macOS and problem returns>They say “it’s normal”>You ask on Reddit>Top comment: “macOS just works”>Other replies: “you messed up”>No real fixes, only workarounds>Apple never acknowledges bugs>Wait 6 months for silent patch>Buy new Mac to escape old bugs>New Mac has new bugs
>>106825657>>106825660>>106825663works on my machine
>be complete linux noob>hear how arch is this crazy difficult system to install and use>decide to try >it's just 10 commands in the terminal, formatting and mounting shit>choose kde because it looks like windows >start>everything works>if I want to install something I just type one word + one letter + name of what I want to install>plug in monitor and it works>plug in printer and it works>configuring bluetooth takes 10 seconds with chatgpt>configuring wifi takes 30 seconds with chatgptFucking lmao. You corpodicksucking retards are stuck in early 2000s. Meanwhile windows won't let you install without first finding a network driver it considers "safe" on a different laptop, logging into an MS account, etc etc.Macs are for people who web browse and send emails, they're pretty much toys. Every productive person I've met who uses a Mac spends 90% of the time in Windows on Parallels.
>>106826274>configuring wifi takes 30 seconds with chatgptWhy don't you just click on the network icon in your system tray?
>>106821022It's amazing how little support there is for wifi chipsets on Linux. Those USB wifi dongles? 2.4GHz only if you're lucky!I finally figured that Intel wi-fi is your only stable option and luckily you can get those for $5 on aliexpress, which are just ewaste laptop wifi cards shoved into a mini-pcie to pci-e adapter.
>>106821022warned you about freetards
>>106826668most hardware those days already comes with Intel wifi anyway, Realtek/Atheros are not really that common anymore
>>106821022"are you sure you really want to do this?" was always my worst genre of "answer" on linux forums
>>106821022Classic.>10 years ago>"it's not 2005 bro it's 2015 Linux just works just like Windows!">fall for the Linux meme>install Debian on laptop>wifi doesn't work>look it up>support for the wifi chip used in most laptops is awful or outright non-existent on Linux>answers range from "buy a different laptop" to "heh why don't you just xyz and fix it? _I_ would already have done it!">zero solutions>you can barely do anything without an internet connection since 99% of Linux users download everything needed for basic functionality from random repos>after 5 hours I finally find some random file by some random forum user that says it fixes the issue>it works, but every 1 in 4 reboots it doesn't and I need to reboot again>mfw Linuxfags tell me Linux is secure>mfw Linuxfags literally download half their OS from random repos and dudes on forums to get basic functionality working>mfw a Linuxfag tells me "it's not 2015 bro it's 2025 Linux just works just like Windows!"I just installed Windows again and never looked back.
>>106827216works on my machine
>>106825657>>106825660>>106825663wow homophobic apple hate? @moderator @admin @moot
>>106821022>left windows because muh win10 drama>install linux mint>everything works; wifi works immediately, steam works ezidc if scrub distro, suits me just fine
>install Windows 95 to play muh classic boomer gaymes>Nvidia 5090 no video output>you guys told me Windoze just werx
>>106821022>>/g/ tells me
>>106821022usecase for wifi?!
>>106821056I bought a Macbook Air for $200 on eBay and life has never been better. That was 7 years ago. I cannot imagine ever doing anything to make a computer function ever again.
>>106832082How's your day sex life?
>>106821022>>linux>>just worksI don’t care if anyone has ever told you this. 30 seconds with any search engine on earth will show you otherwise, so if you believe this shit, you get what you fucking deserve.
>>106824868He’s not wrong, you fucking retard.
>>106832275>he
>>106821022filtered harder than that guy in /fglt/ that rage quit because he didn't know how to set up a cgroup
Yes mister Steve I'm having a problem where I can't plug anything into my mac and the soldered ssd burned out after a year that also has the bios on it for good measure
>>106825158skill issue if you do
>>106821022>>/g/ tells me linux "just werx"many such cases
>>106821022honestly the more I learn about Jobs the more based he seems. a pity he decided to do juice cleanses instead of normal treatment for his cancer.