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Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)11:49:20 No.106828861

File: sadharrypotter.png (202 KB, 480x270)

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)11:49:20 No.106828861

>be harry potter
>hogwarts grad, voldemort defeater
>bitches love me cuz my parents left me a bunch of money and i got a big dick (phallus maximus charm, thanks hagrid)

>work as auror at ministry of magic cybercrime unit
>these wizard hackers don't fuck around
>their scripts literally run on magic so none of them have to make any sense
>they use bullshit python pseudocode like
hack(servers, backdoor_enabled=True)
>i try to counter with my own bullshit python pseudocode
>
for hack in wizard_hacks:  counter(hack, with={'advanced': 'algorithms'})
>mfw their pseudocode is too magical
>mfw they leak all ministry employees' private chat logs
>mfw everyone knows my phallus isn't naturally maximus
>mfw everyone knows i trapped neville longbottom's soul in a one second gif
>mfw everyone knows i got snape off the wagon by turning all his potions into jack daniels

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)11:56:05 No.106828901

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)11:56:05 No.106828901

this is the kind of funny slop I want my llm to write

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)12:14:00 No.106829034

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)12:14:00 No.106829034

>>106828901
no llm needed, just autism

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)12:23:21 No.106829115

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)12:23:21 No.106829115

>>106828861
so magic is like vibecoding? Very philosophical, sir

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)12:24:27 No.106829121

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)12:24:27 No.106829121

>>106828861
This never happened KYS

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)12:45:27 No.106829280

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)12:45:27 No.106829280

>>106829121
>imagine saying harry potter is a liar

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)12:59:52 No.106829395

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)12:59:52 No.106829395

I smiled

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)16:09:33 No.106831090

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)16:09:33 No.106831090

>>106829121
>KYS
why would you tell him to kiss his sister?

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)16:14:58 No.106831124

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)16:14:58 No.106831124

I farted

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)16:20:36 No.106831162

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)16:20:36 No.106831162

>>106829121
how would you feel if you did not eat breakfast today?

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)17:15:41 No.106831572

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)17:15:41 No.106831572

>>106831162
I'm eating it right now

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)17:20:20 No.106831603

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)17:20:20 No.106831603

i solemnly swear i am up to no /g/ood

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)17:33:50 No.106831684

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)17:33:50 No.106831684

>>106829121
licking skeeter's sensational articles won't get you in her pants, anon

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)18:54:21 No.106832314

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)18:54:21 No.106832314

File: 1755169793234674.webm (281 KB, 480x560)

281 KB WEBM

>>106829121
I don't believe you

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)20:55:39 No.106833236

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)20:55:39 No.106833236

>>106828861
kek

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)22:05:46 No.106833681

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)22:05:46 No.106833681

doesnt ShadowRun literally have magical hacking and it takes your Tech score and Soul score and averages them out to see if you can cast a dank spell to delete someone's System32

Anonymous
10/08/25(Wed)23:56:43 No.106834295

Anonymous 10/08/25(Wed)23:56:43 No.106834295

>>106829121
This is a direct quote from Harry Potter Vol. 8 though

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