Nigger

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should I ask a "tech accelerator" for a bunch of money to start a fixed-wing drone company (and then just embezzle all the money to play with stuff off of digikey and get a Prohibited Weapons License for "testing purposes of the needful lethal effects")

>>106830441
we don't serve your kind here furfag

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>>106830441
Can you pass a background check?

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>>106830504
I literally have a clearance active right now

>>106830382
Find me the area of an arbitrarily selected cross-section of a cone as defined by the intersection of the plane formed any four similarly arbitrarily selected points in 3d space (easy mode: the polygon always completely intersects the cone)(hard mode: the polygon is completely random and might not intersect the cone at all or one or more of the points may be within the cone)

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You are playing Hollow Knight. You currently have n Charm Notches. Each Charm is unique, takes up 1<=x<=5 notches, and can only be equipped once.

Write a program that calculates how many unique combinations of Charms you can equip given n Charm Notches, and list of Charms { String: Int }, where "String" is the name of the Charm and "Int" is how many notches it occupies. You can equip infinite Charms as long as there are enough available notches . Charm order does not matter, meaning "Shape of Unn + Long Nail" and "Long Nail + Shape of Unn" count as 1 permutation.

def maxCharmCombinations(n, charms):

You should be able to solve this.

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>>106830629
>count as 1 permutation
combination*
fug

>>106830612
Okay but only if there's a faucet that's filling the polygon with water and the cone is getting bigger to stay with the polygon or something.

I'm going to attempt to build something very ambitious with my 500 kiro credits that expire in 9 (nine) days.

What's 9+10? You should be able to solve this.

Write me a package to automatically jam all enemy transmissions while protecting our own and not impacting civil infrastructure (unless the enemy uses it, in which case ONLY the enemy transmissions and not those of civilians) and also automatically switch frequencies as the operators do so on their own time. You should be able to solve this.

https://www.canada.ca/en/department-national-defence/programs/defence-ideas/element/competitive-projects/challenges/code-meets-combat-architecting-future-of-electromagnetic-spectrum-superiority.html

>>106830697
Just transmit the data over audio. Easy

Have you guys tried talking to family members or family friends? Does that help at all

>>106831052
>hey have you applied to any jobs yet
>where is your half of the rent
>when are you getting a job

>>106831091
christ being jobless is literally hell. I am about to call my uncles and relatives and start begging if they could help me find a job at this point

>>106831091
I haven't held a conversation with my dad for longer than 5 minutes in months because of this

>learning React
this'll help me get a job, r-r-right? hahaha.
Anyways...do you guys have a personal website to serve as a "portfolio" for your shitty sideprojects?

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my application to google has been viewed and updated multiple times, but they haven't denied me yet
it's been over a week since I submitted it

What's an easy open source project I can contribute to?

>>106831317
saaaaaar update the readme, saaar.

>>106831321
Does that actually work? Asking for an indian friend.

I'm at the end of 2 recruitment processes and I went so well I honestly am expecting 2 offers next week.
But here's the problem:
One of them is a startup that has got REALLY fucking bad reviews on glassdoor...BUT their pay, from what HR told me at first, is almost DOUBLE of the other company...

>>106831317
bro contribute to mine, github.com/neel-bp/ghhooks

Did they ever ask proof of employment from you guys?

>>106830629
Trick question.
Whenever I'm playing hollow knight or silksong I alt-tab and pass out from fapping too much to Hornet

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>>106831274
Rajesh and Jeeta keep calling over the other indians to laugh at your application
>captcha: HRTRT
time to start HRT anon...

>>106830656
A good time in Thailand

>>106831400
Damn nigga you code a lot! What's your job?

>>106831440
i've already had an interview with google 3 years ago (I failed and wasn't given an offer) and out of the ~~~8~~~ people they passed me around, only one was a jeet

>>106831488
Those are good ratios. All companies should be like that.

I'm just gonna start posting interesting job listings I find elsewhere on https://utwg.fren.work/ since we're not getting any organic listings

>>106831536
>trying to grab my IP
not this time satan

>>106831619
what will I even do with it. I just want people to use my site

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>>106831641
>anon I will reveal to the world you are an unemployed ninny unless you give me a million dollars!

I take network+ in two weeks what am in for? It seems easy as fuck studying so far

Can someone recommend a latex template for resumes that doesn't get my resume filtered without anyone reading it?

>>106830343
she's not a NEET
also she's rich

>>106832574
Yeah, that's why she's pointing the gun at you.

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SOMEONE FUCKING HIRE ME I’LL WORK FOR PEANUTS AT THIS POINT

>>106832591
oh :^)

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lol

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fuck this shit

>>106833121
that blows.

>>106833121
You could sue them

when does being unemployed too long start to fuck you over hard? Surely 1 year+ its just over if you have had NO JOB AT ALL

>>106833466
for what, emotional damage?

>boomer parents visiting
>less than 10 min before dad gives first lecture that I’m not doing what it takes to get a job
>starts demanding I do stuff I’ve already done right in front of him because this is what it takes
Fun next three days ahead

>>106833664
challenge them to try it.

>>106833676
Annoyingly he did just get a new job like 5 years ago. But it’s not really fair when he already has like 40 years of experience

>just get a recruiter
Start messaging recruiters. No responses. Cool another pool of people to be ignored by

>>106833676
there's no point
boomers are fucking retarded
you will never make someone understand what the job market is like if they've been at the same job for 10+ years
my dad is 50 and he thinks all of the recruiters messaging him on linkedin with $150k offers are real
he fucking sent me a job listing from openai a few weeks ago "SENIOR DEVELOPER 10+ YOE" and told me to apply

>>106833664
What is he saying you should do?

>>106833491
Looking around and asking around it seems pretty common to take >6mo to get a job. I imagine you got a decent amount of time. > 1 year is probably starting to push it

>>106833694
entry level truly is pain. I could get something in my old field immediately but I wanted to change careers + I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO FUCKIGN MOVE REEEE

>>106833491
I've been unemployed for over 5 years and recently got a 125k a year job that I start next week as a data engineer. I didn't even do that well in the coding interview, which was piss easy, since I failed a question that wanted me to implement the enumerate function in python and I had no idea how to do it. The trick to it is to be able to talk well to people and sound like you know what you're doing and lie on your resume. I put down that I was working for a completely made up company for 3 years and they didn't question it, and I watched a couple of youtube videos and read some AWS documentation for a few days before my interviews and completely talked out my ass about implementing data pipelines, I just sounded confident about what I was talking about, and they didn't bat an eye.

>>106833721
i will never truly understand posts like this because my family is all nerds and also sees looming layoffs and how turbo-fucked the job market is

>>106833726
The annoying one is his telling me to network. I got to talk to people. Which is something I haven’t done much because I simply don’t have many contacts to relie on. My mentor who I thought was going to help only knew like 1 person to message. He also gave some speech about how you have to show them you’re capable whatever that means. He doesn’t seem to grasp the whole I can’t get a human to talk to aspect. But he wanted me to sit them an apply to a few places and message another recruiter.

>>106833741
Yeah I had a solid previous job with a nice senior title and it went well but left for more school because I was bored and they was nowhere else to move up even after pretty directly saying “I’m getting board and am thinking about going back to school if there’s nowhere up for me to go hear” to my manager who already knew I was bored. Naively thought that would be enough experience to not have to deal with this not being acknowledged shit anymore but I guess it was not similar enough to what I’m currently looking for? And moving from academia to industry means I have less 2nd degree connections than I thought I would

>>106833741
Why don't you just get a clearance? Then you can make 200k starting ezpz

>>106833841
my clearance was a TWIC card to walk around unescorted at oil refineries, m8.
>>106833827
Shit sucks, mang. I don't want to go back but if I don't find something by Dec...it may be time to pack it up. At least I can say I was "working" on my Masters' until Dec so it doesn't look like the inactivity it really is considering I'm actually finished with it.

>>106833850
>TWIC card
So fucking nothing. Get your TS/SCI, it's easy.

>>106833850
The real shit is department head where I was working said he’d have a job for me when I’m done with school. Then their funding got obliterated by nih cuts and last I heard they lost hope and it’s not likely to be around much longer. It’s not really what I want to do but would definitely take it for a year or two while I find something more permanent. And yeah same. It’s nice just leaving graduation as “2025” on the resume so I’ve got a bit of time before it becomes a gap

>>106833869
Does this actually open doors? Even for someone with 0 CS experience?

>>106833880
No, it's the bare minimum.

>>106833887
I'm reading that to even get one you need a job first since they sponsor it. Mf why are you handing out shit advice!

>>106833894
Literally just don't be a criminal and fill out the paperwork.

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another night of crying myself to sleep

>>106833957
m8 youre just being retarded at this point. an individual can't self sponsor. It's not a money thing.

>>106833894
>implying you can't get a clearance on your own
Are you that same furfag snownigger who keeps sperging out about how clearances don't transfer?

>>106833977
I am not a furfag

>Five years of experience
>Bachelor's degree, working on master's
>CISSP and some other bullshit certs
>Seemingly unhireable
Seeing as the job market is getting worse instead of better, what happens like a year or two from now when jobs are unattainable for anyone who's not top 1% talent? We've been through the Great Recession before, but I feel society was a lot more stable back then, there wasn't nearly as much political divisiveness (at least not visible), and there weren't any brainrotted zoomers feeling collectively hopeless (not that I blame them at this point).
Genuinely, will this lead to some sort of societal collapse? And how the fuck does the stock market keep going up when no one can afford to buy anything?

What makes the job hunt worse these days in my mind is that these job boards have shit recommendations and searches even if you set them up to what you want.
>Oh you want an entry level IT role to start your career?
>Have these senior level marketing roles.

would you work a remote job that made you install hubstaff on your personal laptop that takes screenshots every 10 minutes? and prompts you if you're idle after 5 minutes?

>>106835981
no
remote needs to be smart as well otherwise just work in office at that point

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is web dev doing bad rn? im sending like thrice a day and im not getting any calls. any help?

> Graduating University

What are the ranges/tiers of ranges of salaries I should expect ?

>Graduating Uni
what salaries should I expect to be receiving?

>>106834483
Start new businesses?

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>LinkedIn starts recommending me food service jobs

I want to die
another morning another rejection email
hows it goin' /utwg/?

>>106836551
I had 5 in an hour, that was a whiplash.
But I did 10 applications 2 hours later, so yeah, productive day.

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>Apply for job
>Use linkeding
>No wait, use indeed
>No wait put all of your data again
>Wait linking LinkedIn doesn't work
>Oh sorry make yet another account into a literal who page
>Make a cover letter
>Yet another cover letter
>Are you friendly with faggots and nigger diversity?
>Sorry! The page refreshed and invalid data, fill everything again!
>Make another account
>Make another account
>Unfortunately...
>Enjoy the spam calls for the next year, you will never know if it's an employer calling!
I JUST WANT A FUCKING JOB, WHY??????????

>you have to know ALL requirements in the listed job offering (10+) otherwise fuck you
I'm tired of learning new languages, libraries, ides and bullshit and still not being enough.

>>106812296
>sure. i'll start working on my shitty podcast app tomorrow. we still need hobbies to relax a bit, though.
We still out here making content platforms instead of content itself in 2025? my nigga

Just realized that I sent an application to the same company and position I applied 2 months ago lmao
What do you use to keep track of this shit? Actually not sure if I want to, I'm gonna feel bad for the number of rejections. But I sent so many applications and I have terrible memory

Just two chapters and the exam then I'll get started on one of the three programs I gotta write then back to the project.

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Ugh how do I get references bros?

Applied to a remote job and just got a
>sorry we don’t support experts in your location but we’ll keep you in mind if we expand to that region
What? It was just some simple contract job to try to make a little money. Yes I’m an American in the US and it was a US job. Didn’t mention anything about where you have to live

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Snek anon here again. Well, not only am I now jobless, I'm in the middle of a divorce. When it rains in pours.

I'm going to try LinkedIn Premium. I have sent out about 15 applications over the last week. I only received one response: a declined letter. Neat. If LinkedIn Premium ends up being worth it, I'll report back here.
Worth mentioning, I have 10 years of professional experience building full-stack applications with Python and React (yes, I've been using React since it released and broke my AngularJS minded brain).
>>106838006
A lot of places only offer to states with at-will termination clauses or with tax-simple statues. It's odd, but I've seen it.

>>106838069
that's rough. wishing you luck

>>106838069
snek
she didn't take your sneks right

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Give me a job

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>>106834483
If China's situation is anything to go by, things sure look bleak.

Your entire future depends on this really difficult test you have to take during high school. If you're wealthy enough, you can bypass this by studying in Anglo countries. But even in that case it can be a grind. The Indians have an advantage you lack: fluency in English. And if you fail to make it, you'll be back to China.

Class is brutal and unforgiving, with no bells or whistles. Graduate degrees are more standard due to degree inflation. But even the young with these advanced degrees are delivering food and working at factories since the entry level job market is so rough.

The young are coping with the grind by "lying flat" and "curling inwards" in their parents' homes, becoming "adult children". The government decries this, saying it's "unpatriotic", and censoring all mentions or discussion of mouthpiece. It praises the progress and points to rising numbers on charts. You want to interrupt to correct them. You want to revolt or organize. But none of the microphones work.

You and your parents age relentlessly. With no skills or experience to sell to any other country, legal emigration is out of the question, and even the clandestine "line" through the dangerous Darien Gap between the Americas has been stamped out.

And so your only option is to cope. Hard drugs are well out of reach by now, so you instead spiral into gaming/anime addiction. No woman wants you, so even with the abolition of any family size restrictions, starting a family becomes unthinkable.

It's a depressing future, and one that seems bound for the rest of the world.

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>Graduating 80k in debt with a secure fresh grad role

god knows how I will survive

What happened to government jobs? Everyone used to say that it was easy to get them because you don't have to compete with jeets, but I just did a search for "software developer" on usajobs.gov and there's only 1 single software developer job opening in the entire country, which is working for the FBI in Alabama for $77k a year and it requires a top secret clearance that they aren't going to pay for.

>>106839193
lol this is me but I’m american. Pretty grim

finally got rejected by google
took them 9 days after submitting my application to update the status on the portal, they kept updating it without rejecting me so I was hopeful :(

>>106834483
>what happens like a year or two from now
Negative interest rates. The crash this time is going to be far worse than 2008 (maybe even great depression levels) and the fed's only recourse is going to be negative rates to try to stimulate the economy again.

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>>106838101
Thanks man. I just got an assessment request, so we'll see how that turns out.
>>106838578
Nah, it was a mutual split. We had both grown into different people ready to move on. Talking it out was a bit of a relief, really. I'm keeping the ball pythons, she'll be taking her hognoses. That's fine by me. I will miss pic related, he's a solmon isle boa. Pretty neat, but not my thing.

>>106834483
>And how the fuck does the stock market keep going up when no one can afford to buy anything?
The survivors eat the bankruptcies and assets
then at some point dividends is paid, which inflate the stock markets total assets.
Essentially there is a lack of creation of wealth, but that isn't a issue since it means the few that try to create income from a middle income wage can actually make it more often.


>>106839193
China is still at the level where its f"ine™".
The real doomposting has been in Korea for quite some time

What I mean by that, is that China is still at a stage where longterm cooperation across social classes isn't entirely restrained. The viral social attempt at defaulting loans en mass almost worked as well.
You might say that its grim, but its still at a level where its not broken.

Then again, in China you could get trapped by getting stuck in a already established region, and then have to deal with the fact there is no way to climb the ladder or get the initial work experience.

>>106839388
Why would you want to work for those retards anyway?

>>106839490
140k a year starting
free cooked food at their cafeteria
massive employment boost from having "GOOGLE" in your resume
if you pass the interviews and survive a year at the company you are set for life

>>106838006
unironically its probably a tax thing.

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>>106834483
I love the stock market. Anyone who is not in it is losing, however.

Alright finished the tests, got a 98, now I just need to make another text based adventure, a CRUD app, and a linear regression program in python. Today I'll do the adventure game then I'll continue with javascript udemy.

>>106839545
>up only 18% in a year
lmao

How much money can you realistically make on freelance sites like upwork? Is it enough to pay at least the equivalent of a fast food job in the first world?

>>106837846
If you don't already have them, you're not getting them. Sorry bub. Good luck at McDonald's.

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>Bank closes my credit card because of some bullshit
>I no longer have access to my balance / transactions / any way to pay because my account is locked
>They still tell me I have to pay my account at the end of the month

>>106840029
just don't pay

https://pookie.work/ this is a ycombinator startup. the bar is pretty low

>>106840149
>the bar is pretty low
not for the goyim
ycombinator is basically a money and intelligence laundering operation for the israeli government

I just lost an internship position to a college freshman with no experience. I have 2 years of full time experience. I can't compete with these zoomer sweats.

>>106840323
do you have a degree?

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How is the Chief Digital Officer not part of the top management team and representative of the company?
Fucking garbage website.

>>106840327
engineering degree but not CS. I mentioned I was self-taught and the dude said he actually liked self-taught devs then proceeded to ask me about design principles stuff. It was for a React native role.

>cant even get shit tier contract positions with Indian recruiters
>bachelors and experience

I dont get it i have 6 years of experience from working in undergrad and post grad and bachelors in cybersec...Damn college seemed like a waste of time bros

>>106840402
>entry level
>javascript role
>degree
>2 yoe
>still gets rejected
it's so over lmao

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guys i literally know nothing about anything listed in this job description. Do i just bullshit my resume and apply anyway?

>>106840545
lol life is actually hell.

>>106840545
Women in the workforce was a mistake

>hr rostie sent me an email saying I applied to too many roles

This mean they are actually considering me right bros? Otherwise she would have just deleted the applications right...

Am a senior desperate for options. Saw sth in my campus sped center for sth called the "workforce recruitment program" for students and recent grads with the tism looking for work. It mentions gov jobs.

If you're dxed with the tism and chronically on utwg, which I am, would that program actually work, or is it just peanuts

>>106840545
>you don't want to starve?
>fucking peasant

I hate interviews. Always asking about references. I barely have any References :(

>train in anesthesiology
>job interviews are they trying to convince you why you should work for them
Take the medicine pill

How does one "just network" when you need to move to a new city to get a job in tech? My current locale has butt, fuck and all while the nearest city has all the jobs. I can't move there yet because I can't afford it with no income stream and I don't know anyone there. There are also no jobs fairs soon that I can do it.
How the fuck do these normalfags "just network lol" when a lot of companies seem to be interested in themselves and their contractors?

>>106839527
>140k a year starting
Not worth it.
>free cooked food at their cafeteria
WOW where do I sign up?
>massive employment boost from having "GOOGLE" in your resume
That used to be the case.
>if you pass the interviews and survive a year at the company you are set for life
Absolutely not.

>>106841273
One of the greatest successes in Medicine is the internship rounds, to ensure a minimum CV level.
The even greater success is continuously restriction the amount of students, thereby improving the labor force size.

The rest of us have to deal with the fact you have to start somewhere, and there is no guarantee you get to do the secret handshake which allows you to just network to the next job instead of trying to deal with retards.

Can online assessment cheat detection tools tell if I am using teamviever/anydesk ?

>>106840545
Wait, did she get him rejected because of this?

Is I go to an wiminz for stem event will they look weird at me? I mean it doesn't say it's only for womxn.

>>106839418
snek

>>106841646
speak fucking English if you want someone to answer you

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>>106841646
I've seen how those things go.

>>106839398
how do i profit from this?

>>106839398
Can we delete all the billionaries this time?

>>106842328
You telling me it's gonna be sausage fest so I shouldn't worry?

>>106833664
Update: He bought me a how to get a job book.

Other update from this morning: at my computer finishing an abnormally annoying app (the resume parser didn’t work so I had to fill it all out plus they asked a question I didn’t have something already written for) as I hit send, dad hits a breaker and the computer shuts off. Because has to be messing with something at all times and decided to work on the lights but my electrical box is a mess so he was guess and checking. Ended up getting an email so it did go through.

>>106842455
>Update: He bought me a how to get a job book.
Is it good?

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>>106833973
:( *hugs you*

>>106833973
But bed rotting and watching TV is free, how is that not budgeting?

>>106842469
Don't cry fren, you will be miserable once you get a job.

>>106842485
[spoiler]I already have a job and am posting from it[/spoiler]

>>106842455
Annoying Dad, but at lease he is looking out for you in his own "special" way.

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Just wanted to report I finally got a job with a livable salary so i can stop slaving away.
But this is japan. US is probably fucked.
Good luck out there

>>106842545
Shiori :)

>>106842545
If not larping, good job anon.
Unfortunately, I don't even have the funds to move.

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>Get email notification from LinkedIn
>"Try out these jobs"
>Click first one
>No longer accepting applications
>Was only posted 21 hours ago
>Only 3 people clicked apply
Geez, thanks.

>>106842545
What job did you get? and what were you doing before?

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>>106842585
>get rejected for internship
>receive "but apply to our Director of Engineers position!" email the day after

>>106842784
>apply to our Director of Engineers so we have more documented reason as to why its impossible to find a native to do this so we can hire Sandeep instead

>>106842461
Skeptical but there might be some good thoughts in here. So far it’s coming of as a generic self-help book. Extremely repetitive without actually having said anything yet. Keeps reiterating the structure the book will be but it doesn’t mean anything because it’s falling back on using vague steps. Hoping the parts on figuring out the job you actually want and reworking resume and profiles may be good. But it’s heavy on the over the top mental health shit. A core aspect is creating an emotional support group which obviously not happening. As an irish man, still not entirely clear what emotions are. Wants me to get a therapist and exercise so not expecting much from this. Also wants me take another month preparing to start applying for jobs which is not happening either

Give it to me straight, do we treat functions like objects now and define them like that before they're called or is the old way still better?

>>106843091
The moment potato recipes become a meme in the algo i will say its a recession. Flour is cheap enough but if people are really broke they go to potatoes.

>>106842577
Thank you anon. Wish thd best for you

>>106842752
I got an embedded engineering role in semi conductor sector.
I was doing a shitty python programming in a dispatch company making less than 4M yens a year, on a fucking 2 hour commute one way.
New job is 7M yens.

>finally got a job
>hate it
take me back bros

>>106842784
And did you?

>>106843223
Yes you must use arrow functions.

>>106843322
>45k USD to do embedded eng

>state job posted
>remote
>pay sucks, $71000
considering I have zero experience...beggars can't be choosers. might as well apply i guess. I feel like the work will be so basic it'll be a bad look on my resume, though. But that's counting my chickens before they hatch...

>>106843477
>>pay sucks, $71000
>considering I have zero experience
fucking off yourself

>>106842545
did you ever fuck cute japanese girls

>>106843477
Nigga, I would kill for a 70k DOLLARYDOO IN OFFICE job right now, let alone a remote one in what I am assuming is USD.

>>106843499
Okay, sorry you're in the third world or whatever

>>106843477
>zero experience
>thinks 71k is low

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

>>106843477
Masters mechanics barely make 90k for 10-15 years of experience. Not to mention they have to buy roughly 30k worth of tools. Just take the fucking job retard.

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don't settle for less. $70k isn't a liveable wage unless you're in the third world or parts of east asia.

>>106843587
How fucking expensive is it for you burgers to live? I can live pretty comfortably with everything I "need" for about that much if translated to my currency.

>>106843592
Most americans need about $3500 USD a month to break even without gaining debt. Some places are much worse like LA, NYC, Bay Area, Massachusetts, DC, New Jersey. At that point you might need as much as $6000 a month to break even without gaining debt. Also this amount can often cover car debt, insurance, medical insurance, college debt payments, ect.

>>106843587
people are acting like $70k is a lot. That's below entry level wages for almost any typical engineering profession. CS is a bit of a joke it seems.

>>106843642
Bro entry level is literally 50k.

you know what i get why you are all unemployed now desu you really just have an ego problem

>>106843664
Euro spotted. KYS retard most CS guys start at 200k a year not 50k. 50k is barely enough for IT helpdesk positions.

I could finally move out on 50k but I'm really hoping for 60k desu.

>>106843696
lmao really proving the unemployable part true huh

fucking retard

>>106843779
50k a year is indian tier slave labor for programming. God i hope we can range ban indians on this shit site.

>>106843664
it isn't unless you're literally a helpdesk retard. any major city, any engineering profession, the absolute floor is $70k for entry level. I'm not going to keep arguing with a literal retard.

>>106843664
My help desk makes 70-90k. I make 150k in some niche IT position and the vendor with programmers make 200-300k for 6 positions. What are you smoking? Even in the 1980s engineers EE, CS, ME ect were making 80k.

>>106843587
>$70k isn't a liveable wage
the median wage in the US is $40k. $70k is enough to get by in 90% of the country. Especially if that's remote, for ZERO experience, that is a great salary.

>>106843592
>How fucking expensive is it for you burgers to live?
My rent alone is over $30k a year
If I lived in a weed-fumigated shithole with paper thin walls and pest problems I could maybe cut that to $25k (ask me how I know, protip its not worth it). With some tolerance for actual danger maybe a little lower (thankfully I haven't had to do this).
You can get lucky of course with small-scale boomer landlords, and I have in the past, but you can't rely on this. Same with roommates (I have none).
all of this is in the suburbs of my major city, can't think why someone would live in the city proper

> t. employed thread tourist (non-CS tho)

The best thing is to get a remote job paying at least 100k THEN move to a 3rd world country.
A friend is earning 150k and moved to Brazil. He's living like an actual KING and fucking girls left and right

>>106844040
Where do you live? I’m burbs of chicago and mortgage is <$1300 / mo including insurance. Was less when I lived in an apartment but at least now most that goes to something I own. Maybe don’t live in Denver/Seattle/LA/NYC or too nice a suburb.

Another rejection email ayyyyyyyyy I wanna die

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ok i finally have a tech job lined up BUT
-its IT operations and not a developer role
-it pays VERY well so if i ever get a developer role that i want it probably wont pay nearly as much
le sigh...

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>>106844652
some of you faggots aren't real unemployedcels like we are
fuck out of here
>BOOHOO IM GETTING PAID A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY BUT I DONT LIKE THE JOB
how about you fucking stay unemployed for another 6 months until the desperation really sets in and you can't fucking sleep at night and start applying for shitty part time jobs making just above minimum wage
get the fuck out of this thread

>>106844677
this
I'm at 3 years now I'm almost whoring myself

i want to be a state gov programmer. i just want a stable job i can do every day. forget about your six figure salaries, id do this shit for 30k lol.

>>106844677
i was unemployed for a year and a half and i am happy for the pay
but it just feels weird all the work and effort i put in to be a dev didnt matter and also i might have to start from scratch a few years later when i get fired from this job and get a junior dev role..

>>106830343
white people general

don't be racist!

>>106845039
Become a race car driver anon.

>>106843527
How do you know he's from USA?

>>106843587
>$70k isn't a liveable wage
fucking where, even in SF you could live on that easily

I'm getting to the end of my rope, I've tried a shit ton of stuff:
I've lowered my salary expectations way down.
I've tailored every resume and every cover letter.
I specifically target jobs that list out requirements that I have direct proof of.
I list my professional experience CLEARLY and tried to keep in touch with previous employers (Who unfortunately aren't hiring at the moment or have gone kaput themselves)
Fuck, I've even decided to put my name down for non-tech work casual jobs just to get income in.
THEY
ALL
REJECT
OR
GHOST

What the fuck am I supposed to do man?

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If you don't have at least a 7 figure TC you're a poorfag. Simple as.

>>106846105
IT help desk if you are CS. ICE agent if you are US they got serious bonuses. Military if you have a degree then become an officer. If you are IT then go work for the government, specifically contracting companies.

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>>106840545
Why is desperation censored

>>106846120
I'm a shitposter from downunder.
>IT help desk
55 of my recent 100 applications are that, still getting rejected.
>Military
Nearing 30... if I am getting really desperate I'll do it, have to get back into shape after my last layoff due to company folding.
>Government
Have applied, they take like 6 months minimum to reply
>Contracting companies
See above.

>become an officer specifically
why is this such a meme? what's wrong with being a non-com?

>>106846138
Dam i always had an eye on Australia but turns out shit is fucked everywhere.

>>106846163
Pay, treatment, retirement pay. Really why even bother to become enlisted?

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>>106846166
the pay scale isn't that much different, and being an NCM means you're more likely to be an actual equipment operator and have more civilian-relevant experience to "fun" stuff. Officers are 99% managers and much of your training is in "warfighting" crap no employer gives a shit about. If the difference for you is the managerial experience, enlisted/NCM gets that as soon as you're trained because you'll have tons of untrained dipshits under you, and have an NCO or twelve above you whomst you may replace someday. degrees from military colleges are not well-respected and most countries have a GI Bill equivalent, and the US has the GI Bill itself so you can just do school somewhere proper during or after your service as an NCM. And officer promotions are slower and careers stall out faster than NCM ones so if you juts want to flash rank on your resume, getting to NCO is easier/faster than trying to get to a meaningful officer rank/appointment.

what the fuck
they're asking me to sign an NDA for an interview and it's the first step
is this normal?

>>106846285
Shut the fuck up retarded fur fag.

>>106846289
Depending on the position that doesn't sound too out of the ordinary.

>>106846304
For a fucking game dev position?

>>106846318
Ok yeah, that's a bit much, considering all they need to know about you for an interview is if you know how to use UE5.

>>106846318
actually yes, they might discuss something that's in production and still subject to media embargos. it could straight up be "We are making Cyberpunk 2 dont tell anybody, but we have to tell you because we need more people to make Cyberpunk 2 and not fuck it up this time"

>>106846352
They are massively going to fuck up that game far to many women as game devs just like the last one.

>>106846303
you're just jealous of my plentiful experience

>>106846390
No i am not jealous of a drugged up manic depressive jobless canadian furry.

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>>106846406
>drugged up
I only abuse alcohol
>jobless
I literally have two

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>Get insider information that the entry level jobs I am applying for are snatched up by senior level people who want a job and are willing to take a pay cut
>All the while the job boards I frequent advertise 60% senior level positions
FUCK
OFF

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Why is this furnigger BUM speaking on the thread bros

>>106846576
I fucking WISH companies would even accept me for entry level shit even if I'm senior.
I just want JERB

IT'S BALLER FRIDAY

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I'm terrified of people or macho copying and pasting the personal data on my CV and have been using .jpeg for a while. Coul this be hindering me?

>>106846874
Your CV is a fucking JPEG?
Are you shitting me?

>>106846649
Ssssh, a furry is talking. Listen and learn

>>106846874
at least you're not as bad as the guy who only used paper copies and laminated his

If you work for a company where the job is top secret, what are you supposed to write on your CV? Developed [redacted] for [redacted], improving efficiency by 50%?

>>106847001
"personally responsible for over 9,000,000 combat deaths, over 50% of them being the enemy"

>>106847024
41% of the suicides the military faced was in the Tranny division :C

>>106847001
just don't name the individual program(s), idiot

you don't have to say "I personally wrote the Link 54 module for the F-35i Adir" just say "worked on tactical link software for aircraft"

>>106847037
I don't think it's good enough if you can logically fill in the blanks

>>106847058
well how do I know you didn't write the Link 58 module for the P3 upgrade kit or something?

>>106840545
>these are the kinds of people getting jobs these days and being given the power to decide the fates of others
society is a cruel joke

>>106846874
kek

non-technical job interviews don't even need you to prepare for the interview or grind leetcode for months. I wish I had a non-technical job

>>106847084
meant this for >>106846434

>>106840545
I saw a post on LinkedIn very much just as ragebait-worthy.
A recruiter complained that only 50% of selected applicants bothered to hand in an assignment, of which only 1 bothered to go all the way and develop it in the exact tech stack used by the company. This one person was ultimately rejected.

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After a long week of not working I think I've deserved some drinks

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>>106830343
Have any of you ever completed a cert? Do they help when applying for developer jobs?

For context, I work in the finance department of a moderately large B2B SaaS and am trying to break out of midwit accounting hell.

My Python and SQL skills are pretty good and I've got some previous experience with Java at uni, although I'm still studying DSA intensely. Am quite friendly with my company's hiring managers and am starting to load-up my GitHub with project work, but curious as to whether completing these certs is required since I do not have a CompSci degree. Has anyone ever been hired as a backend dev without at least some kind of qualification?

>>106847206
It'll help against those with no certs and no experience. The problem is you'll probably be up against seniors with many years of work experience applying for the same position.

>>106847206
What's the probability that an employer/recruiter knows about that specific certificate?
Unless it is from a big name like Amazon or Oracle don't bother.

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>>106847206
I have security+ and cysa certs for getting into cybersecurity. Did some interviews but still haven't gotten an offer yet. They just don't like entry level folks that much.

>>106847528
>sec+
>cysa
somehow I don't think the sort of content that's known by everyone who has an admin account on their own computer is sufficient to get into ebin hackerman jobs

>>106843436
It's actually pretty decent.
My rent is $250 USD

>>106847001
Give them a path to your unredacted resume hosted on SIPR (file paths and other UNC designators are inherently non-classified similarly to how the existence and location of an Operations Zone is itself not classified)

Two hours late today and I have to go get mushrooms but just two little python programs then back to javascript.

Func funcName(params) {code}? Nay, () => {code funcHandler.bind(params)}; verily.

>>106847780
I don't know anon, those ebin hackerman jobs still sound better than jeet codemonkey jobs especially these days.

>>106847889
well most of the routine "cybersec" stuff goes on in the IT department as they update AV definitions and re-implement 20 year old RSA fob usage, so with just that you're probably going to get a furfag ITmonkey job rather than a jeet codemonkey job, not an ebin hackerman job.

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>>106847911
I prefer picrel because the earlier edition covers properly hang dong (and also the book is quite good and talks mad shit about egypt for some reason)

>>106830343

>get divorce
>freak out cause the bitch took my soon
>oopsie into jailtime
>get fired from 82k/yr entry level job
i'm a nigger

>>106848124
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uo0KT2cuut4

>>106847911
>THIS BOOK IS BASED

I think it's finally time to admit that Indians are simply superior than us

scaring all the jeets out the club by sampling an elephant trumpeting

>>106848260
>forced labor surplus
>import a bunch of retards to do scud for a fraction of the pay of newgrads
>col for new grads in the US is astronomically high
>pay poorshits a luxury wage in their cou try
nice try moshe

>>106848260
Yes Indians are number one because we adopt new technologies faster. Here is a tip from one Indian for success, sir. Step 1: Adopt AI. Step 2: Start your own business. Indians already control all of US tech so you need to start your own if you want to get anywhere. Step 3: Hire Indians in your own business, sir. Indians are superior workers of the world and will make you great billions of dollars. Unicorn guaranteed, sir. These are my tips for how to survive in an Indian world.

>>106830343
The hoards of seething jeets on reddit on how they are the best and entitled to come to the us and our jobs fuels my racism even more

I have never encountered a jeet at work but even dealing with them just to buy pizza or encountering them in traffic i have been radicalized. these niggas are slow and retarded and generally not sending their best

>>106848289
step 4 become a jeet by saying your ai platform can create apps from scratch just by a prompt and an "inspiration" app and scam investors

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Jeets aren't the reason you can't get a job, the reason you can't get a job is that the market is completely irrational, the people with capital are massively incompetent, and even the middle management class is staffed largely with people whose knowledge of "tech" is 30 years out of date, let alone their knowledge of what consumers and b2b clients want or need. Or even what they themselves want or need as a b2b client of someone else.

Jeets still suck though. National IQ average of 70, lol. They just happen to have cheap telecomms and got into the collective consciousness of barely-literate MBA techbros. If it wasn't them, it'd be poles. It actually was for a while.

>>106848124
should have embraced wizardry

>>106848433
hitting the homies with Bravery and Faith before the drive-by on a roastie sorority

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the gaps in my resume are becoming a real problem

>>106848433
youre absolutely right anon
maybe theres still time
maybe its so over
time will tell

>be le me
>fed up with this world
>start taking potshots at traffic from my house with my AR-15 (3d printed)
>someone calls the police
>start taking potshots at the police
>someone calls in their Bearcat Armored Vehicle
>jokes on them im using green tip
>enter a 75 hour standoff with local police
>eventually the national guard gets called in
>BOOM BOOM CRASH
>It's Major General Shawn R. Satterfield, Director of Joint SOF Force Development and Design (J-7) (Provisional), U.S. Special Operations Command (USSOCOM) and Deputy Commander for Mobilization and Reserve Affairs, U.S. Special Operations Command
>he's unarmed
>he just extends his hand out to me
>"Put er' there, pal. You're hired."
It's literally that easy.

i’m starting to show symptoms of colon cancer and i dont have healthcare, it’s over bros…

>>106848527
god I wish this were me

>>106848527
damn nigga you old as fuck

I think this kinda fits the theme of the thread so I'll ask here:
I'm undecided between two professional training courses to do (they are 800 hours long) which one you anons think would be generally better? Data analysis and visualization technician or technical programmer for the development of generative AI applications using large language models?

>>106848663
Both seem dumb, so AI because that's the thing du jour right now. Data analysis/visualization is more useful, but you can just like look up how to make pivot tables and fancy graphics in Excel in a day.

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>in middle school
>have to apply for a bunch of high schools (I got rejected from the one I wanted, too)
>in high school
>have to apply for a bunch of scholarships
>have to apply for a bunch of colleges (got rejected from all the top ones)
>trying to get a job
>have to apply to 50 listings before I get one call back
>at my first job
>have to call up two dozen people before I get one sale
>get fired
>have to apply to 200 listings for one call back again
>trying to get a girl
>have to hit up a dozen chicks before one gives me a chance
I am so fucking tired of trying to get other people's approval for fucking anything important in my life

>>106848663
A wielding course would have a better ROI and be more stable atm. 800 hours for something that would not even be useful is kinda meh.

>>106849025
>>have to apply to 50 listings before I get one call back
>>at my first job
You got it easy nigger wtf are you even complaining about.

>>106849035
that was 4 years ago and it wasn't even a tech job. im moving onto my fourth job (any day now, as soon as I actually get an offer)

>>106849027
Those courses have more than 300 hours of internship, if you aren't a complete retard you will get the hired

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reeeeeeeeeeeeee (that's rows[0] from rows = select id from studentrecords)

>A full-time year of University is worth 120 credits, which equates to approximately 1200 hours of study over 12 months.

lulz I didn't even study 1/4 of that lmao.

Does people expect me to know SQL for software engineering jobs?

>ids = [row[0] for row in rows]
>idsStrings = [str(x) for x in ids]

ez

>>106849091
>/utwg/ - Unemployed Tech Workers General

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>>106849253
>implying i wont still post here
>implying 90% of this thread aren't demoralization shills who just got tired of shitposting on TeamBlind

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There's light at the end of the tunnel, bros. The firm handshake thing worked.

>>106848602
I’m not even that old, I’m 28 (pushing 30 lol) and I go to the gym regularly and don’t eat like total shit. There’s just been blood in my shit intermittently for the past few weeks and it’s happened before, but it went away so I didn’t think much of it. I’ve also felt a stabbing pain in my gut, so I’m starting to get concerned

About to talk with a woman (female).
How to make sure I don't give her the ick?

>>106849349
could just be a bowel blockage, or even you just ate something sharp. could even be you just went too hard on the dragon dildos. see a doctor if you can afford it (or live somewhere proper with gubberment medicare) but blood in poop is bad but not "I'm definitely dying" bad.

What color is it? Realtalk; if it's bright red like you got a cut, it probably is just a cut. But if it's black like old rotted blood, that implies an issue further up in your digestive tract since the blood has been digested, essentially.

>>106849349
if it's fresh blood it's mostly probably hemorrhoids but the stomach pain is suspect

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>>106849349
>t.

>>106849372
>>106849412
Looks pretty fresh/bright red so it’s probably hemorrhoids but I’m getting a colonoscopy as soon as I get insurance anyway, this kind of stuff scares me, thanks bros

>>106849446
just eat more fibre nigga

>>106849460
i eat fruits and salad everyday thoughbeit
>>106849326
off to /twg/ you go

>>106849326
casting Shield and Protect on this nigga instead of Bravery and Faith

>>106846122
Because doubleplus ungood thoughts are not allowed sweaty.

>>106849349
It’s likely not cancer. There are plenty of problems that may lead to blood in poo. But you’re being given early signs you may have an issue you need to deal with. Figure out how to pay for health insurance yourself so you have it if you need it. A few hundred dollars a month isn’t worth being fucked if you really need to go to the hospital

>>106849446
If you have an appointment, don't worry about it until someone tells you have to worry about it. Don't do anything unhealthy, but if you're able to get someone's snake-like camera up your ass to check, there's no reason to get amped up about it unless they find something. Except maybe the snake-like camera up your ass. As a Trauma Team Enjoyer, I can understand the request to fast for a few days until your appointment. It's probably nothing, but you also probably don't want the doc to go "smell my endoscope :^)" after.

>>106850084
>fast for a few days
Is this a thing? I can't stop eating for more than 3 hours.

>>106850095
I've never gotten an endoscopy done but I've heard they ask you to take it easy on the pizza and beer prior just so the camera snake doesn't have as much shit to push out of the way.

If they don't ask you to, don't bother. Maybe these days they do it through MRI or sonar or something.

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Shitting blood is normal I've done it for years.

>>106850122
for a colonoscopy they usually put you on a special medicine / liquid stuff to clean you out before the procedure. I was supposed to get one done but I got scared since I was having odd heart issues and sometimes the prep medicine dehydrates you / reduces mineral absorption which makes palpitations even worse. I'll get around to it.
I've had two endoscopies, those are no big deal. I don't even remember what they said? Maybe don't eat or drink the midnight before and the day of.

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>>106839193
>Your entire future depends on this really difficult test you have to take during high school.
man I wish we had this where I live back in HS, I was second nationally (for a small eurocunt) in the math finals (the other nigger also made just 1 mistake in the entire test but his lost him fewer points than mine).

if these exams were actually prestigious I'd be swimming in cash and pussy

>>106839193
I would hate my childhood if its entire purpose was cramming for a test so that I have a decent adulthood. But again I'm not chinese so what would I know.
But it seems this is the future america is going full speed towards by having millions of jeets and many more that want to come here.

>>106839193
Is that not how it works in the US? I thought your SAT scores mean everything and how your life goes from then on.

did any of you go to a T50 school? I keep reading stuff that berkeley grads are unemployed and find that hard to believe

>>106850562
SAT count for something, as do ACT. Even with poor scores you can get into a decent university easily. Just study a hard subject and get good grades and you'll be fine.
There's been studies, on average it really doesn't matter where you go. If you want the exceptional opportunities though then yes you need to go to elite schools but that's like you're going to start Facebook or be the next president type of shit.

>>106850562
All that determines is increasing your chances of getting accepted to more "prestigious" (aka rape your wallet more) colleges. The "have to go to college or your life is ruined" meme has been dying out for a while now due to so many unemployed people with difficult degrees. Its nothing like Asian countries where the degree does basically guarantee you a job for life.

>>106850621
+raffling off the majors people want my test ranking. Oh you wanted to be a chem engineer? So sorry, the 20 prajeets ahead of you scored better and will get accepted for that major, not you, looks like you need to study civil engineering :^]

>>106850504
Damn. I knew a few dudes who earned medals at IMO - one of them was already swimming in pussy even back in HS. Those people operate on a different dimension.

>>106850621
>Its nothing like Asian countries where the degree does basically guarantee you a job for life.
Were you there? Is that real? All I've heard is that it's much like in the west where you stress out real hard for your SAT-equivalent, go to higher education, and don't get a job because some diabolical "THEY" took your would-be job and then you get to sit around collecting welfare that doesn't pay enough to pay rent three times a month in your Beijing or Hokkaido apartment whose landlord thinks young people are made of money.

>>106840491
>Employee must be willing and able to obtain a government issued Top Secret Security clearance. Holding a current TS is a plus

That ain't happening if your posting here.

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>>106850662
It didn't say that.

>>106850658
Maybe saying "Asian countries" is a bit broad as I'm sure they're not all like that but in Korea for instance it seems to be the case that companies select applicants straight out of school and not randomly off the street.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQL4JBktzhM

>>106850722
>companies select applicants straight out of school and not randomly off the street.
Is that not the case in the US and Canada?

>>106850722
we're not far off from there...sure, companies will give smaller schools a shot but they definitely have preference schools where it's much easier to get a job since you went to that school, whether it's rigorous or not.

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>>106850732
This is the first article I came across just googling "Companies don't care about degrees" but companies not caring at all about whether you went to college has been happening for around 10 years now. Its mostly because everyone and their dog has a college degree now due to colleges lowering standards while government provides subsidies, allowing everyone to go and everyone to pass.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/paper-ceiling-hiring-being-ripped-050000308.html

>>106850765
yes, yes, "certificates and degrees are not accomplishments", but really, who gets a job without experience, and who doesn't start that experience except by internships, and who doesn't get an internship except by going to a prestigious (or expensive) school?

>>106850792
pretty much. We're at the point to where unless you're in STEM, it is quite literally worthless but every job posting is going to ask if you have one. Colleges created their own perpetual motion machines for free money.

>>106850792
I got one with a degree but zero internships. I don't see why you think its impossible. Everything is negotiable. No experience means a business has a reason to give when they say they want to pay them less than what's being asked while receiving the same quality of work. Years worked is not an indicator of how many quality years were worked. There is also the allure of a "fresh slate", untainted by past experiences and ready to be molded into whatever you want with your own corporate propaganda.

>>106850765
> Its mostly because everyone and their dog has a college degree now due to colleges lowering standards while government provides subsidies, allowing everyone to go and everyone to pass.
This is why everyone with the advice of "Just go into trades lol" are missing the bigger picture that this would just repeat itself if everyone went into trades.

>>106850765
>haha retards you took us at face value that college was useful

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>>106850813
>>106850834
>techbros intentionally create a situation where schools not only can't adapt fast enough to innovation to maintain a lesson plan, but also aren't allowed to be involved in new research
>yet they still make schools the arbiters of basic competency since techbros demand a university degree to hire even a janitor

>they wonder why they can't find any new employees and what few they get are incompetent

"the new guy can't code", the MBA parrots from an article written in 2014, as he demands a bunch of new hires implement something that was completely solved by 1979

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>>106850830
>we want someone who has achieved satori and has the entirety of creation within his soul, but is also a blank slate we can train for our own use
Why would such a person work for you?

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>>106830343
it's just a fucking waste of time to even bother at this point. I'm considering just blowing all my savings on having the time of my life, seeing the world then slowly drifting off into death on a field somewhere in Eurasia.

>>106850876
One internship or even a few years worked does not mean you're now a grand tech wizard. Depending on what you did or who you are, it might not amount to very much over a brand new person. So who are you going to choose now, someone that may be slightly better (or not even better at all from what I've seen) but because he hit the magical number of 5 years of experience is demanding a senior title, double the pay, and knows some of the corporate tricks or a much cheaper new guy who can be more easily exploited? That's why they do the tech interviews. If both people perform equally of course you are gong to choose the cheaper, younger person.

>>106850861
It is such a wild thing that all of my life I was taught that university was the forefront in research and education, where all of the cool new advances came out, yet once I finally got there it was high school +. It took me for a spin.

>>106850861
honestly, it's supposed to be an elaborate 4-year IQ test. idk how tech companies are the only ones this retarded about it. Both of my jobs from my first degree, yes, you needed to know the fundamentals to have an intuition of how stuff should just "work", but 90% of it was not directly used at my jobs. For both jobs the product (or process) was so niche that you learned on-the-job. One company had very demanding hiring process to make sure you weren't a fucking weirdo and that you were actually smart because they didn't want to lose money on hiring you and the other was a typical corporation: hire anyone who isn't obviously retarded or weird and accept that they're going to clean-house when economic conditions slow down just a hair so they can kick out the 30% they really don't want there but couldn't decide that during the hiring process.
It would be nice if schools could or would "keep up" with whatever the newest thing is, but CS always has some stupid new framework coming out every week it's not going to happen.

>>106850911
The prestitious universities are so for a reason; it is a VERY recent phenomenon that their PHDs and their vassals and doing actual genuine research and experimentation. Schools becoming factories to make factory workers is actual unironic boomer shit.

>>106850914
>idk how tech companies are the only ones this retarded about it.
It's a relatively new industry that has no idea what it's doing at all, let alone how to staff itself properly to do whatever it thinks it's doing.

>>106850932
I'm drunk and fucked up this post really badly. I meant:
>it is a VERY recent phenomenon that the schools' PhDs and those PhDs' vassals and aren't doing actual genuine research and experimentation [in lieu of churning out undergrads]. Schools becoming factories to make factory workers is actual unironic boomer shit.

>>106850932
>>106850939
Is the situation going to get any better with Gen X in charge or will they follow in Boomer footsteps?

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job plox

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starting a cult that's just a series of outbuildings in the woods where people do shit just to do it and publish reports on their trials and tribulations of getting something basic to work after changing one or two parameters

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>>106850951
Gen X all got laid off and it's up to Millenials now, and they're all flying blind with no instruction other than "Do whatever it takes to increase "Valuation" more than you spent so you can cash out when it collapses"

>>106850958
when a job says there's 100s of applicants what percentage of them are pajeets like this?

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>>106851001
At my new job, I had a moment of weakness after we "borrowed" the boss's office to do something and my own resume was still sitting on the table. I asked why they hired me of all people and how bad my competition could possibly have been, and it was bad. And I'm just an IT monkey.

The longest story was about someone who somehow managed to get an interview, but didn't live in area, had priors, and might not have even been a citizen. That this person even got an interview is fucked. I know dozens of people more qualified than me who would have jumped at the job and probably interviewed better than I did and are certainly more capable than I am. But even when you're on a team of sane people (or at least psychopaths like yourself) who have the freedom to make their own final decisions on hiring, they don't exactly get handed the cream of the crop by HR for that final round of reviews, it seems.

beseeching the god of failure to get on with the job already, we've got a timeline to keep nigga

>>106851039
What is with the current state of HR and the great HR filter? Is it that they are relying too much on the ATS? That's gotta be it, because there resumes that I have come across on people that are so fucking good yet they can't land positions, but seem to be formatted in a way that doesn't play nice with auto fill.

>>106851072
I have no clue. My entire life has been conducted on luck and navigated by reaction. It doesn't look good for normal people.

Why is it so hard to get feedback bros? Even if it is a "Not the skills we are looking for" thing I would accept that.

>>106850834
Not exactly. Trades actually require you to put in actual, tangible, work to progress. At least in a traditional apprenticeship. School isn't work.

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>>106851039
>(or at least psychopaths like yourself)
What if this is the secret? The only interviews I ever got were with cover letters basically summarizing my 4chan posting history of being a salty nigger furfag who owns a bag of tools; whenever I tried to be normal even for exotic jobs, I didn't get a call back. I don't remember if I even wrote a cover letter for my current job, but the interview was a weird one and whatever I've said on Teams so far that's more personal than "good morning to you too" is probably admissible in court.

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>>106851001
Could a Pajeet do THIS? I hope I can google all those things like R? score and stuff and I just have to put the numbers in desu. Actually even if I got a 0 on this I should still pass so they showed us how to draw a house in mathplotlib maybe I could develop the interactive splash screen for the machine learning AI predictive regression line program.

>>106851181
I couldn't do that, but then again, I don't ask for any more than 60k/yr and any Excel shenanigans I've done have been driven by individual use cases and whipped up in a few days so whatever.

>>106851181
bless your heart anon and enjoy your time in college because it only gets worse after