>bought cheap bluetooth mouse for a few bucks >paired it with pc of annoying roommate >he's too retarded to ever realize I plugged the dongle in the back of it >every now and then when he's doing important stuff of playing fortnite (or whatever normalfag slop) I take it out of the drawer I keep it in and jerk it around and click randomly for a while >hear him screaming and seething while he pounds his desk best investment ever do you you ever do any /g/ related pranks?
when the switch was brand new and my family didn’t know about it, I showed them the new console without the joycons and played breath of the wild on the tv. But I had the joycons in my pocket, so I had my hands in pocket playing the game, and after a while they looked at me looking for the controller and were like “wait who’s playing the game?” I couldn’t hold back a giggle so I showed them the joycons right after
This would make me seethe so fucking hard.
Wow, I would seethe, too.But I would eventually discover the cause within the hour, I suppose.
>>106832419The Windows 95 (or was it 3.1?) screen saver timeout was in minutes in the UI but in seconds in the .ini file. I used to edit all the .ini files at computer stores to like a 3 second timeout.Cable modems used to be on the same subnet and accessible to other cable modems in your neighborhood. And Windows defaulted to sharing your entire C: drive. I'd scan my subnet and leave text files on people's desktops telling them to secure their shit.
>>106832419discreetly changing channels from your phone was a good one, they've taken out IR blasters now though
>>106832746Just like in the switch reveal trailer
>>106833835>But I would eventually discover the cause within the hour, I suppose.I have been doing it for like 2 years now and he hasn't figured it out yet. But I also space it out, maybe like once per week. My favorite time to do it is when he's playing and already shouting because he's asshurt. I don't do it super obvious, so he doesn't close in that his mouse is being controlled. I just do some quick jerky motions and spam click. Usually it takes like 2-3 repeats to get him to scream at the top of his lungs and bang on his furniture. Infinite kek glitch.
