Technology
>>106847122>Juicero for tea
>>106847122Not having to autistically grind matcha sounds great
>>106847125I'd absolutely buy this
>>106847241why would I drink matcha? My penis is longer than 6 in
>>106847257cool, the purchase of the device is not mandatory
>>106847122Ah so this is what the Japanese tea masters of centuries prior were talking about
>>106847263No it is for him along with the mandatory penis reduction to 0.5mm
>>106847130this looks useful and not over engineered
>>106847122Why does the arm move so weirdly, it's like a puppet arm
>>106847122That shit gives Juicero a run for its money
>>106847125>Why are you doing this?
>>106847122Goyslop.
>>106847122literally just buy a milk frother. what the absolute fuck am I looking at?!?!
>>106847122I absolutely love that ABS plastic infused tea!
>>106847167A human could have done that in a fraction of the time.
>>106847125All the eggs, automated
>>106850038CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK CLANK GET PREGNANT GET PREGNANT
>>106850038AI slop
>>106847122I fucking hate ameriniggers so fucking much...
>>106850068Fuck you for making me laugh.
>>106847158>mount the forms upside down>WOOOOOOOWsasuga
>>106850098retard, this predates video gen
>>106847158kek'd>>106849459A machine wont spit in your food though
>>106847122
>>106847122>Pour leaves into hopper>Actually pours finely ground matchaToo many drugs?
>>106850038why does the camera move perfectly with the thrusts
>>106850503>>106850068
>>106847130ima buy this and use it for my cat's litter box
>>106850503Because it's cropped from a different resolution and the editing is done to track the subject of the video.
>>106847125It must be a nightmare to clean this shit.
is this quick tea
>>106847125i really want a link to that one
>>106850349you know when you act retarded to attempt to troll you just end up looking retarded yourself right?
>>106850038It used to be a humans job to fuck the dough.
>>106851150
>>106847125https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6LAVk1sHW8
>>106851061...what makes you think anyone cleans it?
>>106851150>>106851256Did anyone ever find out if these people ever do any actual work?
>>106851256what's the point of having a hand crank light pole?
>>106847125I don't know who made that machine but I do know that you have to eat the eggs
>>106847140kek'd
>>106847257Because it will make your penis even longer.
>>106851596The top one seems to be a fake doctor of some sort.
>>106851150my favorite part of this webm is him playing as himself in baulders gate
>>106852152More like a masseur
>>106851256>Eat slop drink slop eat slop drink slop eat slophow is this woman not 400 lbs?
>>106852576Like I said.
>>106847167so smoothit's like the ship robots from walle
>>106851150I couldn't watch this webm because I was afraid my dad might walk in and think I was watching gay shit.
>>106852701>Masseur>DoctorNot even "fake"...
>>106847257Anon that's the penis in your ass yours is just 1 inch
>>106851150>PuteauxGo pay him a visit and tell him what a fucking faggot he is.
>>106847130>>106848911considering how messy and potentially dangerous cooking with a wok can be, this looks useful.
>>106852642One finger in the throat and then all the slop comes out
>>106851061>>106851306It's definitely not something you can just clean once a week or so, egg shells and other "residue" turns rancid in under 24 hours.So yeah, this machine is only worth it for hotels and stuff, since they already have to clean everything several times per day, unless we are talking about 1-2 star nightmares.
>>106851256>you're such a high performer, it doesn't make any senseIs this AI?
>>106851150>Guy is a manchild and a pink collar service worker>But he's tall and handsome so here's a great paycheck and a fulfilling lifeLooks really are everything. Good to be him I guess.
>>106847122now i have to dishes to wash, pass.
>>106851150>life in plastic >it's fantastic
>>106850391>A machine wont spit in your food thoughH-How common is thisDon't they do this if you mistreat them?
>>106852067>I don't know who made that machine but I do know that you have to eat the eggsWhy are you doing this?
>>106847130>Chinkslop machine
>>106847140That machine is sentient and benevolent
>>106847122Juicero, take 2
>>106847122So it's dirt water with more steps.
>>106847130At least it cleans itself.
>>106847140Here's your 2/3rd cup of ice cream on it's side. That'll be $15 plus tip.
>>106847158Got a genuine laugh out of me.
>>106850391It will when it leaks grease or hydraulic fluid depending on how it's run into your food. And you know they are not cleaning it properly.
>>106850038Guess Robot Chicken couldn't afford the stop motion anymore and is using a slop machine instead?
>>106847125found it https://aliexpress.com/item/1005008809480498.html
>>106855623>store open since march of 2025
Is matcha good?
>>106855716the high lasts longer than coffeei think that is the main appealbut it gives me headaches occasionally
>>106847125probably a nice crunchy piece of chicken shit coated shell in every one of those eggs yummy yummy
>>106851061>>106853891For a hotel/restaurant serving breakfast it makes perfect sense though.Staff will be very busy when all the guests are still in but afterwards they have plenty of time to clean.
>>106851150This is just advertising for various products
>slop this slop thatI hate you fucking faggots. Can you find some other term to use outside of over used tiktok SLOP WORDS. you FUCKING FAGGOTS!
>>106855623>2100USD
>>106855859>retardslopngmi
>>106855689so hop to another one that sells the same, i didnt say i found the optimal one that i would bought. with that link you can start a serious search if anyone is interested>>106855915two months salary says the add
>>106847122what is this? tea?
>>106851596They don't. Why do you even ask?
>>106857436matcha, is a kinda special green tea
i threw up
>>106847122So how long until fast food is fully automated like a factory?
>>106859146never cause machines fucking break all the fucking time and you have to constantly fucking repair them
>>106859146>>106859170apareently chinese canteens are already like that, warm food, kinda varied nutritional for cheapthose are not made to be bronken, and as dar i can see are usually way simpler than what i seen on fast food when they try to automate shit
>>106847167I like that it's enclosed in a plexiglass safety room, because the engineers know damn well it's only a matter of time until it goes apeshit and splashes scalding hot oil everywhere.
>>106851150I too spend 6 hours every morning making sure that my wifi connected toaster is clean.
>>106855859>rantslop
>>106847122is this like the juicero?
>>106855859I see you're capitalization maxxing.
