I fucked up the youtube links

>>106855381
dont call us we'll call you

>>106855368
>year 2022+3
>he doesn't have a side hustle in a non-tech field
>he still believes there are people hiring for "tech" roles
>he still keeps rewriting his resume as if that makes a difference
>he still tries to complete side projects (lmao)
>he thinks applying to job boards works
>he fell for the cold email con

it never even began for you

>>106856276
kek

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it's saturday (already sunday for most aussies). go exercise and take your mind off jobs and tech. no doomerism today.

>>106855368
>[YouTube] I Presume That I Applied To Over 50,900 Ghost Employee Jobs In The 2007-2025 Employee Job Market (embed)
>[YouTube] The Epic Vending Machine Business Song (embed)
We have decided to go with a more qualified OP

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>>106855368
Getting taunted just reading my email.

I'm amazed by how deeply the interviewers know their shit. A lot of people complain about it being the opposite and the interviewers being stupid in certain ways but I've only been getting geniuses interviewing me. I don't think I can ever be that person on the other side.

I gave up looking for an IT job. I started working on a production line. I’m sick of sending out CVs and so on.
It's a bit of a shame because I am a senior DevOps. My last jobs I finished were because of pushing diversity stuff and unfair family law. I didn't agree with it so the employer fired me. I am good at tech but I can't find my way in the corporate world.
No one is pushing diversity and unfair family law on me.
I got what I want so I don't work with faggots.

>>106858869
I thought devops folks were always in demand. have you tried not being difficult?

>>106856930
Checked. Got a session with mates today before heading to the LGS to play some 2nd edition 40k.

>>106858869
>unfair family law
?

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more competition, chuddies :)
you voted for this

we're living in kali yuga

>>106859063
Define "difficult."
I got an email on diversity. I clicked on the link and then read the diversity shit. I posted a comment.
What about Christian?
And a quote from the Bible...

>>106859298
I was employed under an employment contract and was entitled to remote work for parents of small children. The company’s internal rules prohibited it. I could have gone to the national labor inspection or quit... For peace of mind I resigned even though I could have gone to court and won. I preferred to end it rather than deal with the courts and lose my nerves.

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i have pic related and aws (and A+)
yet cant find jobs

>>106859427
losing your job over shifting cultural winds is stupid. these companies will adopt any ideology to farm profits. they will start posting bible verses when america comes under the theological rule of nick fuentes in 2040

>>106859523
It's about my soul and not about pay check..
Plus it was time around after covid scam so I was in high demand and I was too much confident that I find another job quickly...

i'm not unemployed but making under $30 feels like such a cuck job for someone who has years of coding experience. gotta take wat u can get tbhon. although SV got plenty of companies hiring so i'm lucky to be here i guess, but fuck this low ass pay

>got job
>want me to do full stack web dev
>only ever learned desktop app dev - python, java, c#

what's the fastest way to learn JS and Vue before I get fired

>>106859765
if you're good at python you can use that for backend or http server or whatever

>>106860023
yeah, fastapi could do the trick, backend doesn't worry me too much. I guess I could chatgpt my way through the frontend while I learn it

Does anyone have a good resource to learn playwright and postman?

I have an incredible mobile app idea. wish me luck

>>106859491
Certificates don't mean shit anymore. I have CKA but it's worthless.

>applied to 50,000 jobs
Id stop trying after the third one. stop. Tell your mom that she has to pay the rent.

>>106860119
but mom isnt going to be around forever. So homeless after she dies path or what

Good news: I have an internship, I have research experience, and I've even been getting responses from a few recruiters. Interestingly, I've been getting far more responses now compared to last year's internship hunt (probably since I've been more active on job boards, and applying sooner).

Bad news: a lot of the jobs want someone "immediately" somewhere else, and I'm still in school.

Thoughts? Because now that we're almost into the middle of October, a lot of the "new grad programs" are simply being filled up. And a lot of the full-time jobs that aren't direct "new grad programs" are requiring N years of experience.

Should I start looking into Master's programs? Issue is, I haven't taken the GRE.

>>106860117
I have 10 certificates, and they mean nothing. Though they are entry level.

>>106859487
Lots of companies used RTO in order to cut down. The same happened to me but I hired a lawyer and got a severance package out of it. Also a Devops guy although I wouldn't call myself senior. Fuck these shitty companies.

I wish I could freelance but that doesn't seem to be possible in the current market.

>>106860269
>>106860117
>>106859491
so i should just get a bachelors?

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Did indians take all the QA jobs?

>>106860409
well a bachelors is a good way to stay busy for a few years while the economy shits itself.
for a job? I would say no.
but education is a good way to procrastinate as society adapts to automation.

>>106860409
Even that is meaningless nowadays, but if it's from a reputable institution it may give you an edge on the off chance a candidate turns down an offer.

>>106860409
if you do make sure you get as many internships as humanly possible dude.. The degree itself is really useless

>>106860528
>>106860497
>>106860482
bruh i am 29 years old, its over for me

>>106860539
you could also be 30 like me with a wife and child who just got fired and only got 3 interviews in 2 months while being poorer than you were at 25.

>>106860409
Forget college. Learn a trade so you always have a plan B if your IT career goes to shit. In your free time work on actual projects and you'll be better off than any college faggot out there.

>>106860414
I don't think QA is a thing anymore.

>>106860746
I learnt playwright.
Will I get a job now?

>>106860876
Maybe if you write a play.

bump your thread you lazy unemployed faggots

>>106862370
What’s there to say doe we’re all putting in 1k apps with no response every day

It’s just fucking over hahahhaha

>>106862370
Sounds like a job you fuckin cop

I think things just slow down over weekends. Postings slow down and recruiters and employers are less likely to message or reply over weekends, so it's a good opportunity for everyone to work on their projects and credentials before Monday comes and everyone remember nobody checks that shit anyway.

>>106858869
>I am not here to earn money, I am here to discriminate niggers
Your fault, moron.

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I am so tired, bros. I've sent like 20 applications out since May and only got one interview and two quick chats over the phone. It always takes weeks to get a motherfucking reply.

I applied to a WordPress developer position recently and we had an online chat, and the dude kept asking me questions that were addressed in my resume and motivational letter like he didn't even have the time to ask ChatGPT to summarize it for him. Then I didn't get the job because they went with another candidate who has more Shopify experience. Like, what the fuck? You advertise a WordPress developer position, I am going to make WP sites, where does Shopify even enter the fucking equation? Five years ago knowing the basics at least got me a foot in the door because "you'll pick it up along the way" and I did. Now I can find jackshit despite having much more experience.

At my last job my employer heavily pushed me to learn C# just so I can also take over for the app developers if they're ever out of commission for some reason. He was very happy to have me because I'm an idiot who accepted shit pay just to be able to work, but kept pushing me to learn more and more. Then when I asked for a raise (because why would I apply for a front-end job, only to be asked to also do back-end and a bunch of other marginally related shit, and not ask for a motherfucking raise) he let me go right over some bullshit of "not fitting in the team". It's like employers will only accept perfect senior candidates who will accept junior pay anymore.

>>106862954
I keep hearing shit about how employers "can't find anyone" and how there's a competency crisis and I can't help but think "of course there is you dipshits, you won't fucking hire anyone.

>>106862861
> I am here to earn money with my skills and not allow to push trannie agenda on me because it's about my soul :)
Pay check prostitute don't understand the same way like fagots would not understand that dressing in women clothes doesn't make you female

>>106862954
20 applications? is this a joke?

>>106863786
No, why? It's somewhere around that number, 18 or 19, but I stopped counting around 15 because it was becoming depressing.

>>106860409
The time of "scoup up anyone that can spell computer" is over. Its just another filter used by companies who don't employ any tech people in the hiring process.

That said I think the degree would help you more if you can't say you worked at a FAGMAN company, was in the military, or revolutionized news making shit. Certs these days are better for getting a better scope of what you need to learn for a skill and most companies will cover them anyways.

The never ever having true win is get hired and have the company cover your certs/college.

>>106862983
The H1B mill is real. If it isn't an attempt to show they need more H1B visas, its Sarr trying to hire his pal Tarr into the position.

Nobody was going to reply if you apply during the summer holidays so don't bother waiting for a reply to the application if you applied in July or August.
Oh now it's autumn break next week so another week where nobody will reply or pick up the phone as you follow up.

>>106863794
I send that many per week on average. Need to bump up my numbers and churn out 20 per day.

>>106864773
I only try to apply to jobs that I think I would be a good fit for. Doesn't seem to have helped though so shrug.

>>106859571
>Enter ye in at the narrow gate: for wide is the gate, and broad is the way that leadeth to destruction, and many there are who go in thereat.
Good for you anon, stay on the path that agrees with your soul and the holy spirit keep you on whatever path that was meant for you.
>be me
>company announces it is getting rid of rfid badges to scan for building entry
>instead all employees will have right hand scanned and uploaded into database
>right hand will be used instead of badges to scan for building entry
>I asked if I could scan my left hand, pointing out that the book of revelations says the beast mark will be on the right hand
>company says No
>I refuse
>got laid off

At least I won't be found lacking at the pearly gates.

>>106864567
>jeet conspiracy
this

I'm going to graduate in May with a degree in computer engineering. I've got zero internship experience and no personal projects worth speaking of. Seeing all of these people apply for thousands of jobs only to get crickets makes me feel so disillusioned, and frankly, apathetic. I don't even know what to do going forward. Am I really just supposed to crank out a few projects and hope for the best?

>>106865595
you should really just try to get an internship right now even if it's unpaid. it's probably going to be unpaid.

>>106865615
It's too late for that. Companies are looking for interns who are planning to graduate later in the future, and the grace period for my student loans will end in April.

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Do you like jazz?

>>106865595
What's a personal project supposed to look like?
I'm uploading scripts on my GitHub that I generated with AI and ran on my PC for web scraping etc, but do those count as personal projects?

>>106865730
bullshit image

you could have a 10000 sq house in bum fuck nowhere costing less than $100K

test

>>106859354
No one is hiring ex-fed workers lol

>>106858869
>>106859571
>I am a senior DevOps.
>Based and Christian
Honest question, any advice how to hire someone like you? Problem is I don't know enough about tech/coding to judge ability. With AI I could probably cobble it together but this needs to be done right.

As of now, plan is to fully self fund MVP to keep max equity
1. Tech Advisor/Overseer - 10hrs/week at $300/hr
2. Hire reputable Dev shop - ~$150,000-250,000
3. Year 2/scaling - Find and hire CTO at $200k and 1-3% equity

For many years I've also thought about assembling a team of based genius autists who've been left behind for startups of other ideas, buy a 2-4 plex to give free housing, fair equity split, etc. Still thinking of doing this in the future but this is my focus now.

>>106865797
Ask yourself, will "they" look at it, who looks at it, would you look at it? What would be the impression? Would it convery competency in accomplishing the tasks they pay you for?

>>106866342
>>>I am a senior DevOps.
>>Based and Christian
You know he's neither of those things, right?

>>106866337
No one is hiring.

>>106866342
>Honest question, any advice how to hire someone like you?
yeah, post your job listing on the official /utwg/ job board https://utwg.fren.work/

Bros how do I make preparations to exist on neetbux? I really tried to get a job after multiple layoffs. It feels like a fight against the world.
I will be at a minus if I rely solely on neetbux.
DO I really have to eat so much less in quantity and quality?

>>106866385
People are hiring; you just need to find the right people or, better yet, starting your own thing.

Which way for no degree niggs?

>>106866470
>I really tried to get a job after multiple layoffs.
Not many people know this, but if you've been in multiple layoffs, this shows poor decision and assessment skills of job environments, which is a red flag to recruiters.
>It feels like a fight against the world.
No one is coming to save you.
>I will be at a minus if I rely solely on neetbux.
"be at a minus" ... You mean in debt? Speak English, Zoomer.
>DO I really have to eat so much less in quantity and quality?
Yes. Save money by cooking simple meals for yourself.

>>106866505
Doordash (lol)

>>106866525
I'm not in debt, I just lose money. ESL
I know that no one is saving me, I have done everything by myself. Do you have experience with this, as in what type of meals are best to keep energy levels? I need to keep working even if it's a meme I have projects I work that hopefully become business worthy soon.

>>106864820
Based and reject Satan pilled
>>106866407
Ty fren but there's only one job posting on the whole site and it's for a janny?
Has anyone actually been hired for a real project there?
Also wonder if anyone has actually tried an autist startup incubator? Why not? Is such power able to be harnessed? Perhaps one day...

>>106866677
>autist startup incubator
Do you honestly think this would work? How tf will you even get money?

>>106866677
If you have want to hire people from here, you can post a listing. The board was created for this purpose but people can't get a job here much less create one.

>>106866677
There's always a first time, fren. I'm sure unemployed anons would be willing to work on your project for a while. Before that, though, I'd recommend setting up a quick/free consultation so that we can better understand the scope of work.

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95% of the time was spent just trying to make matplotlib display things good. Hey so like, I could probably do data analytics for people with stuff like this right?

>>106866470
Get diagnosed as retarded for one.

>>106867656
https://www.graphpad.com/quickcalcs/linear1/

>>106864820
>Good for you anon, stay on the path that agrees with your soul and the holy spirit keep you on whatever path that was meant for you.

excatly!
I could write the same about you. :)

You and I know that we are not here for the sake of money. :)

>>106866342
>Honest question, any advice how to hire someone like you?

I'm not sure.

I have a similar question.
How can I find a company with people striving to follow Christian values?

>>106866364
>You know he's neither of those things, right?

Actually my most recent position was in DevSecOps but before that I worked as a Senior DevOps engineer. At the very beginning of my career I was a Unix/Linux administrator.

With regards to Christian you are never truly sure and you need to fight for your soul and strive to walk with the Almighty One God until the very end of your life here...

>>106867656
yes you could call yourself a data analyst now.
The issue is that they're looking for a guy with 5 years of data analytics experience, and no they won't say what they want you to be good at so you can't study for it.

>>106866742
Sure, why not?
Basic premise would be use mine/buy a NEET house, give free rent and claim free gibs, equity split and start biz with my ideas, team autist makes, profit.
It's so simple how could it not work? Protip this is undebunkable but you can try
Not for my best idea as mentioned above, but others.
>>106867654
True, but trusting randos online let alone from here? Plus I'm not scum looking for free work as apparently is very common in such situations
I dunno, was just thinking how it'd be optimal to find a based genius autist instead of hiring some diversity H1B outsourcing company or whatever.

>>106858869

I also need to clarify a wee bit that my last company (my first time in gamedev/gaydev) was very toxic and somehow they made me dislike working in IT. On top of that there was a somewhat thoughtless decision and a change of residence which also affects my job search. If I wanted to move I probably would have found a job.There are also other reasons why working hard physically even temporarily in production with a low salary can be okay.
Tomorrow I have the first shift and start at 5:30 so I’m going to sleep.

>Graduated last July in CompSci
>Got a family friend to work my CV so I’ve been working for his fake company.
>First Class degree and 1 fake YOE
>Can’t even get fucking interviews for entry level jobs

I don’t know how many more automated rejection emails I can take. Over the past few months by despair has festered into bitterness and rage. I swear literally everything pisses me off. What was the fucking point of burning myself out at uni for this useless fucking degree?!

I’ve sent out 300+ applications and only made it to 7 video interviews. What the fuck is this? What do I need to include in my CV so it actually makes it past the bullshit AI scanner?

>>106868098
its usually 1 interview for 20 applications

>>106868098
7 interviews at 300 apps is good lol people are putting in 1k+

>>106868554
42 per interview is not bad.

Why are americans unemployed?
Don't you have a big country with the same language and ease of mobility so you can just move across the country for any job?
For example if you live in california can't you just move to west virginia for a job?

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>>106868672

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Anyone else self-sabotaging due to fundamentally knowing life will still suck even if you manage to get a job?

>>106868746
no, not really

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I can complete hard SQL Leetcode questions. My power grows.

>>106868746
I struggle to wake up but after that I'm okay

>>106868672
brb moving to south dakota.

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>>106868672
No one in the entire country will give me a job

I am from sweden and I tried to apply for jobs in countries where there is demand such as germany, but not a single person in that country gave me a job, 80 million people and no job.
Then again I was trying to get into a patent company.

Why are you tying your employment to your identity?
It has nothing to do with it.

Even shitty consulting companies like Revature are basically impossible to get into now, it’s never been more over

>>106869460
Lol. For an adult career is everything

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vishnu grant me the strength to persevere through kali yuga