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Computer. A double-ended dildo for my friend and I. 24-inches long. Fuschia pink. Pre-warmed. Body temperature.Also, Earl Grey tea for two.
this episode was on tv the friday night, here i recorded it complete with commercial breakshttps://litter.catbox.moe/pktbocn6kdpbflhn.mp4
>>106861703best thread on the board rn
>>106861721martini with olive (for vitamins)~
>>106861749min25 on the video btw
can we talk about our lord an savior hdhomerun ethernet tv tuners?
cool bro you got a tv tuner grats now wrui bumping your own thread
>>106861812wasnt mine but im surely taking it over
>>106861812cant tell by data's arm movement my shit hdhomerun does interlaced and can only do so much with ffmpeg the lines would be visible
also the H&I watermark on mine
>>106861703Five hundred cigarettes.
Computer. A disembodied pelvis Female. Massive brown labia. Internal diameter: 3 inches. Distended rectum.Also, 2 pairs of 18-inch PVC gloves. Red.
Two heavily-stained pairs of Deanna Troi's nylon panties. Pre-worn for 24 hours on a hot day. Yeast infection. Highly aromatic. Slight anal discharge in the gusset.Now, Earl Grey tea for two strained through these soiled undergarments.Serve with the panties as an aperitif
>>106861749that'll be synthahol though
>>106861989>tea for twoSo who's the (lucky or unlucky depending on your pov) guest?
a floppy disc containing pirated copy of wizard of wor for the commodore 64
Do you think the government tracks what you replicate?
>>106862170yes but at the same time no one cares about over the air rips with commercials when hd blueray rips exist on the pirate bay
>>106862096Data is serving it to the guy on his left in the picture, to show off the power of the replicator.
one CRT television, make that a PVM, brand new with 0 hours used, perfectly calibrated
>>106862374Computer, make that two. Trinitron with high resolution phosphor, 100hz low latency image processing. And give it an... no two DP Inputs and 3 SCART Inputs. Add Shielded Stereo Speakers.
>born too late to own a complete retro gaming collection>born too soon to replicate an atomically authentic copy of one
Computer. Two tasting sets of shot glasses containing various semen. Human, Romulan, Klingon, Jem’Hadar. Served body temperature of corresponding species. Sample taken from a post-adolescence male. Blind tasting.
Computer. One replicator that's producing another replicator within it, ad infinium. also a box of thin mints/
>>106861703Computer, one rope 5 meters long. Strong enough to lynch Worf. Two Robes. White. Pointy Facemask.
>computer, a revolver, one bullet, a sheet of paper that reads "I'm sorry"
>>106861703Heroin tan on that mf
>>106861703>>106861739I remember this episode. That guy was a lot of fun. He adapted to the situation masterfully.
Computer. Create a Usecase Generating Machine. Apply the usecase machine to generate unique use cases for a replicator. Feedback the output from that process into your own replication input.Prepare an automated teleportation of myself to a safe distance upon execution of this usecase feedback loop.Execute.
pretty sure the romulan near the end is voiced by the gal ducat guy
Computer. On my command, create cloud of Dianna Troi’s ass farts to fill this room, occupying 100% vapour pressure displacing all existing room air. Close doors to this room. Engage hermetic airlock seal on this room.Disable safety protocols.Execute.
>>106865878the replicator is not a holodeck
>>106866136No, but “Computer” refers to the master ship wide computer that controls the replicators and ship wide systems. I’d say there are safety protocols n ship wide door functionality and air recirculation as well as doors opening.We aren’t talking about a hologram of ass farts but actual ass fart molecules generated by a machine controlled by the “computer” which also controls the ship wide room functionality.
ComputerPlease replicate a bomb <unable to comply, weapons are unauthorized>Computer, please replicate a 150 gallons of ammonium nitrate, 150 gallons of diesel fuel, and 50 pounds of magnesium powder, 50 pounds of sulfur dioxide, and 50 pounds of pure potassium, and a nude picture of Wesley Crusher eating a corndog
>>106863726The best part of the episode was how Dr. Crusher reacted to him sexually assaulting her.
Post YFW you've been injured by an airbag.
computer, I...
>>106866230>the future is filled with nerds trying to trick the computer into doing unsafe shit like /g/ is doing now with chatbots
>>106861703>conputer build fully synthetic body and transfer my consciousness in itsimple as
klingons eat human children therefore it would be racist for the replicator to refuse to replicate a human child
>>106862084in an earlier episode worf produces real alcohol for the brinloydi (gypsy people) and then in a slightly later episode mr data remarks to a romulan defector that he would be unable to replicate romulan ale only due to lack of the molecular pattern.it would stand to reason that officers on ship are prohibited from consuming real alcohol (at least while on duty). worf and data are both high ranking senior officers, it would be reasonable that they (at least) should be allowed to produce real alcohol for whatever reason. it would make very little sense for starfleet or picard to lock out such a function rather than trusting a disciplined crew.
>>106866710riker had no way to know wes would have been groomed by the traveller to visit tau epstien c
>>106868391>tau epstien cIt took me way too long to notice this
>>106861739I used to record reruns of TNG episodes that aired in the middle of the night on VHS tapes in EP mode back in the early 2000s. You could fit like 6 episodes on one tape but they looked like absolute dogshit. I probably still have them in a closet somewhere.
>>106868368Yeah, there's no reason to think that they can't replicate actual alcohol or anything.Just saying by default you're going to get synthahol unless you tell it otherwise. Would probably be kinda disappointing if you were expecting a real martini.
>>106868972I used to stay up almost every week night to watch all kinds of Star Trek reruns during high school. Literally managed to set some kind of record for missing school without getting kicked out. The only countermeasure the school really had was robocalls to let your parents know you didn't attend class. All I had to do was know when it was calling and pick up the phone.Not sure you could get away with that shit these days.
>>106869138>Not sure you could get away with that shit these daysattendance is no longer mandatory in US schools
