>I can't log into my fucking AWS account without giving them 2FA>they dont' even accept phone numbers like fucking normal human beings>YOU VILL INSTALL ZEEE PASSKEYS GOYholy fuck
>>106862355You can use TOTP or a U2F key, you don't need passkey or phone number bullshit
It's for your safety. If retards were smart enough to build apps that don't get hacked, there wouldn't be a need for it. Also 2fa is a backdoor for the government. If they ever want to get your info, they can just sim swap your phone number, and get the password recovery, then swap it back like nothing happened.
>i HATE security!
Let's face it.This is some nigger 1984 shit
>>106862364They REQUIRE me to install malwareI CANNOT simply request a code via emial or phonewhat is this kike shit? They're this mad that the world has seen their genocide against palestine?
>installing a TOTP authenticator app is malware
>>106862413if it's not why can't they give me a simple bash 1liner to give them some output given their private super sekrit key?
it shouldn't even be fucking called TOTP it should be called TBOTPeven the fucking name is a liei smell jewish tricks
>>106862430https://github.com/neutronscott/bash-totpthey arent going to spoonfeed your dumb ass
>>106862436>i-it's real!!!! INSTALL OUR APP GOYok niggertell me a legit debian apt-get'able program which can implement this """""""""""""""""""""""""'standard"""""""""""""""""""""""
>>106862438no
i bet fucking Hetnzer won't give me this nigger garbagei'll use them instead just to spite them
YOU WANT LE EPIC PRIVATE KEYS NIGGER?YEAH WE HAVE THISIT'S BUILT INTO FUCKING SSHFUCK YOU
Spite. Spite is the Greatest motivator.
>>106862438totp isn't someone app it's a standard you can use whatever app you want
>>106862470yeah? Why do i have to use this fucking shit? I'm just trying to cancel my FUCKING ACCOUNT
>>106862385>They REQUIRE me to install malwarePlenty of options that aren't googlehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comparison_of_OTP_applications
>>106862476Why must i run computations instead of clicking a fucking email link?
>b-b-b-but it's time based yeah? so is a FUCKING LINK
Shit corp and jeeted beyond all recognition
if you prefer text or email you're a retard. simple as.
>>106862493what's the fucking equivalent of keepass then for linux for this jewish shit? because i don't know it.
>>106862438>debian>nigger doesn't know about keepassxcGOD I fucking hate niggers. How can you confuse TOTP with Passkey? Holy shit.
>>106862493Yes goy give your phone number registered to your id
>>106862496KeePassXC. It can generate 2FA codes for you
>>106862501>>106862509and why isn't that part of the actual keepass...?anyway i've decided, FUCK AWS, i'll use their competitors. Hetzner, Cloudflare, Etc. Fuck bezos.
>>106862556>actual keepassthere is a TOTP generator plugin>nooo i don't want to install a pluginthen use keepassxc, that's the whole reason it was created
>>106862556>and why isn't that part of the actual keepass...?ask the keepass devs, they're different programs developed by different people
>>106862568>it's the ACKTHUAL software we just added a letter, trust us goyyes i understand the gimmick considering i'm actually using keepassx not keepassmy point isi cannot trust this niggery shitgive me a gpg commandi'll trust thati trust cryptoCHADSthey're autisticthey don't just randomly install softwareit should be built up from fundamental cryptographic primatives
oh wait nigger lmfao it's actually `keepass2` thats totes-legit o algofucking garbage situation we have on our handswe never should have allowed trust to dissolve this hard into the water of the public
>>106862355Just use azure and avoid amazon products all together. Everything from them is a stinking pile of garbage.
SADKJAJFDKHZDIJAS[FVASFASTHEYSE FUCKIING NIGEGRSARE YOU SHISTING ME NIGGERYOURE JSUT GAVEPAEJFASDJFASDFYALLY OUD IDWASGIVEMEAGPIRATEKEYANDNMDELEL;ELELELELELLELELELELELELLELEXDXDDDDDDDDDDDIF WE LE PUTSDFASKDFUASDFKASDFWE GIVE YOU A PRIVATE KEYAND YOU GENERATE A CODEHOLY SHIT NIGGERFUCK YOU
>>106862355I ran into this exact same problem recently with github and had to install a 2fa app onto my burner phone because github was rejecting my burner phone number for the 2fa authentication process. So oddly exactly the same problem as what amazon is doing to you. Must be the next step in the digital id push if all the big websites are implementing this seemingly independently but all at the same time.Once I get my project done I'm deleting my github account and this fucking authenticator app I don't even want.
>>106862888we're fucked
It's funny that AWS went the extra mile in the name of account security but it all goes to shit when some jeetcode leaks its keys.
>>106862480Da joooooos have arrived to enslave you by forcing you into using a protocol unbroken since Cold War
>>106862355You're a fucking retard. 2FA is fucking essential now and sms is leaky as fuck because of sim cloning.
>>106862355passkeys are safer dickhead.
>>106862556Lol now Hetzner makes you verify your identify with photos
glowies working overtime
>>106862355The only thing stopping your phone number from being sim swapped is a customer service agent. Think about that for a second and you'll see that they're not being entirely unreasonable.
fine, i'm still mad though
Oh neat, a schizo thread!You can do TOTP in bash (opennsl etc) in under 10 lines.Why the fuck would you want email/sms when this privacy-preserving method exists?
The fact that retards like OP are being filtered is a good thing. .
>>106862355>they don't accept phone numbers like normal human beingsThere's nothing normal about requiring a phone number to log into an account. 2 factor authentication in any form is fucking bullshit. Don't give in. For cases where I can't avoid it, I complain about how much of a pain in the ass it is during every customer service encounter.
i love seeing linuxniggers interact with the real world and find out that no one else's life runs on terminal commands
>>106862385>I CANNOT simply request a code via email or phoneBecause that shit isn't secure.
