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>you don't own a computer
>it owns you
>the most skilled programmer in the world cannot fix his jeep when an outsourced cdjr jeet in bangalore merges an untested update into main and publishes it
Thoughts on this?
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>>106868903
why would you fix it yourself and risk ruining the warranty especially when the company is liable for bricking it
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>>106868903
>ran to /g/ just to tell us what josh moon posted
OP get actual friends. wasting catalog space on this useless bullshit
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>>106868903
>main
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>>106868903
How often does that happen? One in a million? One in 10 million?
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is his car connected to the wifi or something?
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I want to know what does that KiwiFlare they invented do.
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>>106868903
>software update
i worked in embedded. last project was a usb connected led which turned on and off on computer command. don't ask. runs on an 8 bit microcontroller.
boss hires an indian guy to do a standards compliance check.
>is it running real time os?
>why not? it should be
>can we update firmware ota?
>why not? it should allow.
it turns an led on and off. firmware hasn't changed in ten years. why the fuck do i have to put up with this shit. its mad.
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>>106869061
Jeets mirror the worst of everything they enter. In this case it's the worst of Jr. devs.
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>>106868903
i didnt know joshua was a massive racist, thought he was just some sperg fat fuck who loved lolcows
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surprised he managed to find some free time from his packed schedule of raping animals and kids
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>>106868903
>this one dude with a shitty ass house had it fall on his head
>DONT LIVE IN HOUSES
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>>106869077
Most people are racist, nowadays it's super easy to get radicalized with internet showing you the worst subhumans from each race having something to say about yours. I genuinely think like 80% of people of all races despise other races and could never fathom sleeping with them or having them in their family, or even in your neighborhood at this point.
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>>106868998
He also programs in Rust
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>>106869077
indians are fair game, even among normies
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>>106868903
Are the owners of said vehicles being paid to beta test Jeet software? No?!? Isn't USA the land of capitalism? How can this be happening?
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>>106869622
>Isn't USA the land of capitalism?
America isn't even the land of Americans anymore.
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>>106869439
I use rust a lot, i push to master and hate tranny faggots and kikes.
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>>106869076
Jeets are the eternal Jr dev. They literally never learn anything and just parrot anything Stackexchange, reddit, and an AI tell them.

They're exactly what people pay for so it all works out.

>>106869077
sorry ramjeet.
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>>106869838
You mean natives? aztecs? mayans? Those people you call Americans are british, french and spanish mudbloods.. And some jews and germans here and there
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>>106870049
>natives
conquered losers and slaveblood is more fitting, they have no identity, they serve white man's interests like good conquered and broken people
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>>106869026
The same shit Cloudfare does. Even the tranniest of trannies should at least be able to respect Null for being autistic enough to keep his website running and ad-free after being colluded and blacklisted off of every service on the internet.
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Haha gold.
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>>106869622
> Isn't USA the land of capitalism?
the USA hasn't been capitalist in at least 50 years, maybe more. It's a feudal serf state where the government elects chosen businesses to rule on its behalf and annihilates everyone else through IP law and poorly understood court rulings nobody ever voted on. It's effectively the same as living under a king who would allow individual merchant families to operate.

>Are the owners of said vehicles being paid to beta test Jeet software?
Perfect example here. Sometime, somewhere, a man in a woman's wig wearing a big black muumuu dress with a wooden hammer said that big businesses could force customers to sign contracts purely based on which photons are reflected from the contract and land inside of their eyes.

This is why this happened. It probably ISN'T legal for Fiat (who owns Jeep) to use their customers as frontline QA testers. What are they gonna do? Each and every person who sat in a Jeep at any point in their lives glanced at one of its 2-3 LCD screens, and unconsciously signed an EULA that likely popped up on screen for 1/10th of a second. Stating, under no terms, that they could do whatever they want and change it to say whatever they want, and anyone who saw it is legally bound to whatever terms it said past, present or future.

Why is this allowed? Because a unelected transvestite with a wooden hammer bapped it on his wooden pulpit and said it was legal sometime in the last 200 years in an unspecified court case that will never be examined because it would violate the opinions of other unelected transvestites that declared that these shrinkwrap contracts come before any consumer right or written law. Sorry, sucks to suck, free company can do what they want :^)
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>>106870049
>You mean natives? aztecs? mayans?
These people were replaced by Cortez' EULA about transmittable disease.
Should have read the contract, bucko ;^)
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>>106869026
It does the same thing as cloudflare, he made it after the CEO personally banned kiwifarms due to pressure from Lucas Roberts and Elliot Fong.
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>>106870149
I remember when Cloudflare was made a blog post agonizing over doing it like "OHHH MY GOOOOD IS IT OUR RIGHT TO CENSOR THE INTERNET????" and then Kiwi just did that and told cloudflare to fuck themselves while Cloudflare continues to ban random and miniscule websites to this day like Danbooru over unspecified reasons
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>>106870157
kek
in reality Cloudflare was waiting for an opportunity to become the internet's publisher and used them as an excuse, and in the end they didn't even care
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>>106870084
>>106870149
Nah, CF does a bunch of tranny fingerprint tests. KiwiFlare was the first to add PoW to ddos protection afaik. Then the Anubistroon copied him.
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>>106869061
To be fair, you can run an RTOS and OTA over wifi on a ESP32 with just a handful of lines of code, I think that's where he is coming from.
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>>106869026
It mines crypto off of your browser which is based because the DDOS people end up funding him.
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>>106868903
Shouldn't there be a fallback firmware? Are these people actually this fucking retarded? God damn. If I was the competition I'd be running ads about how our product wouldn't leave you stranded like this. But of course everyone in the competition are fucking shitbrained brainlet retards as well.
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>>106868903
>>you don't own a computer
>>it owns you

It's close to true, but it's more like: unless you are running open source software and you have full control over what software can run on the system and whether or not updates are installed and when they are installed, you don't own your computer - Microsoft or Apple or Google or Amazon own it (depending on whether you're using windows, or macos, or android, etc) - it ultimately answers to its true master.
And you'll eventually feel the pain from that, whether that comes in the form of your car suddenly being bricked by untested updates, or whether google has decided you're no longer allowed to run unsigned software on your phone, or if microsoft has decided that you're not allowed to use windows unless you create a microsoft account, etc.
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>>106868903
>>the most skilled programmer in the world cannot fix his jeep when an outsourced cdjr jeet in bangalore merges an untested update into main and publishes it
I m pretty sure a good programmer could fix it.
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>>106870413
>I m pretty sure a good programmer could fix it.
A good programmer certainly has an edge in diagnosing and understanding the problem, and may be able to apply temporary mitigations or, in rare open‑source contexts, produce a functional patch.However, fixing the vehicle outright typically requires cooperation from the manufacturer because of closed code, secure‑boot enforcement, safety regulations, and liability concerns. So OP isn’t entirely inaccurate—it highlights the systemic loss of direct control we experience when critical software lives behind corporate walls, even for the most capable developers.
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>>106870413
How would you connect to it in the first place?
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>>106869026
>I want to know what does that KiwiFlare they invented do.
Its just haproxy you fucking retard. The thing anubis does.
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>>106870413
faggot you probably don't even have the special screw driver only licensed techs are allowed to have in order to get where the software the jeet coded can be interfaced with
>>106870613
it does one other thing beyond that, yes. but josh is still a transtranny (trans only in his head)
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>>106870370
Is this real? Holy based
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>>106870090
It's worse than that. Companies have started updating EULAs after people have bought devices and won't let them use said devices unless they accept the EULA.
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>>106870493
thank you jeetGPT



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