IT'S THE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKET edition>Software Development & ProgrammingDevDocs - https://www.devdocs.ioStack Overflow Blog - https://www.stackoverflow.blog>IT Operations & Infrastructurehttps://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.comhttps://www.status.cloud.google.com>Disabilityhttps://www.ndis.gov.au>Alcoholhttps://www.danmurphys.com.au/dm/homehttps://www.liquorland.com.auhttps://www.bws.com.au>Gamblinghttps://www.sportsbet.com.auhttps://www.bet365.com.auhttps://www.ladbrokes.com.au>Places your girlfriend definitely hangs outhttps://www.facebook.comhttps://www.tinder.comhttps://www.onlyfans.com>Inspirational peoplehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobainhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Curtishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Bennington>Job ListingsUSA Jobs - https://www.usajobs.govCanada Jobs - https://www.emploisfp-psjobs.cfp-psc.gc.ca/psrs-srfp/applicant/page2440SA - https://www.stackoverflow.com/jobs/companiesAustralia - https://www.seek.com.auPrevious: >>106905052
Move to Zimbabwe.
Buy kneepads.
Sell blowjobs in Africa, to be clear
Does anyone know a good eastern asia country to move to?
>>106924228china
>>106924228Move to India saar
>>106924151it's the weekendyou know what that means, right?
The autistic girl in the Microsoft FY26 SBC training is kind of cute
why would you watch the training instead of just ignoring it and clicking next every once in a while
Because it's a video. They film scenes for it around campus. The production levels for the training videos is on par with basic cable tier. The writing is shit though... because it's corporate training.
Step 1 to a happier lifeGo outside and acquire decent friends
just skip to the end of the video and retry the quizz until you succeed
There's no fast forward and there isn't a quiz. I just need to watch the videos and click through a couple slides. Usually I just look at my phone... but this year they had a cute autistic girl.
Do you guys hide your power level at work? I find that being competent just causes problems. Pisses off your seniors when you have to show them what to do, makes your peers standoffish and insecure because they think you make them look bad, and in 90% of cases your boss CAN'T promote you or give you a raise anyway, but they'll happily lean on you for everything anywayPeak midwit problem, I know, but I was too busy doing drugs in college to have a strong career start
>>106924670keep applying and set the right tone at a new company the first time around
>>106924228>Good?Even if you spoke the language you would still move your family out to the US since the pay, job opportunities, and life style is objectively better. Also Singapore, Vietnam, South Korea, Japan.
>>106924151da jackit?
>>106924670The only way to get respected is doing work that is seen and making your work seen.
I'm switching to linux. I hope proton works. >>106924670Whatever happens just be above average. If you are above average you become a top tech in most people's eyes without stepping on other people's toes.
>>106924228work culture is horrible in East Asiayou work from morning till night, then you go out with your colleagues you have 0 personal life
>>106924670>Do you guys hide your power level at work?no. just a few days ago i talked about how jews are over-represented at the top of organizations and institutions because they engage in discrimination against everyone else just like indians and my coworkers agreed
>>106924670I rarely have issues with displaying my competence. Most people I've encountered in my career are just happy to get their question answered.
>>106925073Nowadays Proton is very stable on any distro.
based michael
>>106924670>Do you guys hide your power level at work?I have a hard time believing young tech person is objective when they make statements like these. 9/10 times it is the cliche smarmy fat tech nerds who THINK they know it all. But they sometimes don't understand that if they do it their way , it might set them up for race conditions or some other problem down the line - ie you don't know what you don't know
>>106925211>c*nadian Kill this nigga ON SIGHT
learn a trade
>>106925073Proton works perfectlyThe only games you will be missing out are multiplayer games which install rootkit anticheats(which you shouldn't be installing in the first place)
>>106925229This. These are the first guys to get humbled. After a while, you learn to keep your shit to yourself and the ticket/documentation. Trying to educate everyone, will only make you annoying and shine the spotlight on shit you don't know or fuck up on.
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>you have to fix entrenched retardation from 15 years ago because bossman wants to update Java as he is afraid of le ebil hackermensTime for vacation.
>>106925700I think java8 is still being updated, though? or is that java 11?in any case, isn't it a matter of looking at the changelog and replacing some operators and functions with some other, maybe?t.not a dev
Do you every just work a long shift and wonder what your deceased mother would think about what you are doing?See, I'm an unlucky sort, my parents are blood related; first cousins. My mom would walk around our trailer park in cheap lingerie from goodwill. She taught me well enough, but she also made getting laid impossible. In high school I asked out my crush and she laughed that the inbred had a crush on her. I got rapped in the locker room by her brother later. My dad died from prostate cancer soon after my sister-cousin was born. I'm 38 years old, never had sex with a woman and working at a start up. My mom would say that she is proud of me but honestly I kinda wanna off myself>mfw I'm fucked from birth
>>106925708He wants to jump from Java 6 to Java 21.Shit's mad old.There are no replacements for libraries.And even if we crafted our own, "the architects" made such shit apis that they are shit to extend AND they leak the implementation, so you can't just replace the implementation behind the api, you have to go play whack a mole on the codebase.Yet another case of Clean Code retards that should have kept it simple.
>>106925769oh, I see. not sure what you mean by "they leak the implementation", but that looks like a lot of unnecessary, retarded workcan you use LLMs at work? maybe that could help speed up things a bit. also, can you re-architect the whole thing? good luck anon.
>>106924670Which power level?
>>106925993>not sure what you mean by "they leak the implementation"You have a library called Apache POI, it does things with Excel.To avoid importing it everywhere, you write a wrapper class ExcelWrapper. The methods it has are newPage, writeOnPage, saveFile, rather than apacheNewWorkbook, apacheWriteBytes, apacheSaveOutputStream.You import ExcelWrapper from other places and you never see the Apache library, it is encapsulated.Well, now you want to do writeOnPage(..., int extraFlags) to extend functionality. And rather than doing int extraFlags, they did writeOnPage(..., ApacheFlags extraFlags), so now you have to know about ApacheFlags and bring POI everywhere and make sure it's a POI version with valid ApacheFlags. You know what's behind the api, it leaked the implementation.>can you use LLMs at work?Yes, they use them.>maybe that could help speed up things a bitI have to clean their slop and it slows me.>can you re-architect the whole thing?No. It's a political thing. muh battle tested proven code reuse (that causes out of memory errors in production).
>>106925211why are you posting this fucking leaf kys you dogfucking faggot
>>106925733you should call up your crush's brother, he might still be into you
>>106925211>canadian posterWTF i love LinkedIn now?
>be data entry>literally just renaming files based on their contents>files are spat out by a machine anyway so it's very Regular how things are Expressed>write a PS script to do bulk renaming for me>turn hours of work into a 3 second script run and one minute of checking its work>boss finds out>he has my network account's "My Documents" wiped and formally reprimands mewhy are managers like this?he even saw me using the alt button to navigate ribbon menus in Office and asked why I "can't just do it like a normal person"
>>106924670You sound like an argumentative faggot with a stick up his ass who has to have things done HIS way, because he read about them on a blog of another impressionable autist or wants to apply perfect CS scenarios to real life or worse.I tend to "hide my power level" via finishing my task quickly and then fucking around, but revealing it once and again to make myself appear competent and indispensable (works - got promoted to mid after a year) without becoming a workhorse that won't get anything extra for his workaholism anyway.
>job that rejected me reposted the same job a month later
>>106926702>interview with company>5 rounds including onsite>not fagman or even f500 btw>repost job the day i finish final round>naturally get rejected>huh too bad>…>same job reposted every 2 weeks for the last 3 monthsIdk wtf they are doing but you should get used to it
>>job that rejected me reposted the same job a month later
>>106926786They're fishing for someone better or cheaper.
>job that reposed me rejected the same job a month later
how to find decent friends?i do not want to be friends with women.
>job
if you are struggling with finding a job you should watch the Self Made Millennial channel on jewtube. annoying and cringe, but will actually help to get some perspective
I just fixed someone’s computer and they paid me for it. Do I get to post ITT now?
>>106927430Are you going to have more work on Monday? If not, >>>>/utwg/
>>106924228vietnam
Asking for input again>live in Spain>make 40k as frontend dev>get a job offer>70k>propietary scripting language "still maturing">"product owner" and "ownership" thrown around multiple times>lots of traning to learn the codebaseThoughts? Pretty much everything but the actual salary seems like a red flag to me.
>>106925153based
>>106927543Stick with the job you have now and wait until you get an offer where you feel you don't have to keep asking this question.
Got laid off for "performance" even though my manager rated my performance high and was happy with it 2 weeks ago in the review>inb4 go to utwgThere isn't a thread up right now, and I'm still technically employed until the end of the month so you have to deal with my presence in the thread until at least one of those things changesNot worried about finding a job or getting interviews because I have worked at a household name even normies [non-tech men] know, and this job was at a company everyone in tech knows, or at least their flagship productSo I guess the plan is to apply to 30 jobs a day while doing a little neetcode and a little bit of actual learning too (I want to go through karpathy's lectures and the fast.ai course and learn how to build a GPT). But I'm assuming that actually getting an interview will come from reaching out personally and from my network. Either that or out-jeeting the competition with AI fleecing like hidden prompts with white text on white background etc>>106925733Thanks for sharing this anon, it really puts into perspective how everyone has a different journey. I didn't really like any of my coworkers they were all kind of faggots but if you can be 1.5x my age and get raped as a boy with an incest whore mom and still have a good life I'm sure I'll be just fine.
>>106927543Shithead you have read my post before. Make your life fulfilling. Nobody cares how. Joint the special forces or something.
My fucking rtx 3050 and 16gb ram 144hz laptop from 2024 runs cs2 at 90fps with 9 bots My old gtx 1050, 16gb ram 2017 asus rog laptop used to run csgo at 120 even with 9 bots
>>106927543Normal people have family and friends to consult about things like this
>>106928449>normal people>4chanpick one
>>106928449Once you hit 30yr alot of those friends just melt away. Far to many people move around for work and they aint got much choice in that matter. Family is hit and miss i got a small immediate family and non existant extended family.
Should I leave software engineering and do something else if I've realised I don't actually enjoy programming?
>>106928449>family and friendsThese are the 2 worst groups for any sort of advice more serious that choice of a snack or socks color.They may mean well, but almost always ends badly.>>106928901Yeah don't worry fellow boomer. Zoomers will have it even worse when discord stops working, they're left without even the temporary colleagues because they cannot talk offline.