IT'S THE JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKET edition>Software Development & ProgrammingDevDocs - https://www.devdocs.ioStack Overflow Blog - https://www.stackoverflow.blog>IT Operations & Infrastructurehttps://www.downforeveryoneorjustme.comhttps://www.status.cloud.google.com>Disabilityhttps://www.ndis.gov.au>Alcoholhttps://www.danmurphys.com.au/dm/homehttps://www.liquorland.com.auhttps://www.bws.com.au>Gamblinghttps://www.sportsbet.com.auhttps://www.bet365.com.auhttps://www.ladbrokes.com.au>Places your girlfriend definitely hangs outhttps://www.facebook.comhttps://www.tinder.comhttps://www.onlyfans.com>Inspirational peoplehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kurt_Cobainhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ian_Curtishttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chester_Bennington>Job ListingsUSA Jobs - https://www.usajobs.govCanada Jobs - https://www.emploisfp-psjobs.cfp-psc.gc.ca/psrs-srfp/applicant/page2440SA - https://www.stackoverflow.com/jobs/companiesAustralia - https://www.seek.com.auPrevious: >>106905052
Move to Zimbabwe.
Buy kneepads.
Sell blowjobs in Africa, to be clear
Does anyone know a good eastern asia country to move to?
>>106924228china
>>106924228Move to India saar
>>106924151it's the weekendyou know what that means, right?
The autistic girl in the Microsoft FY26 SBC training is kind of cute
why would you watch the training instead of just ignoring it and clicking next every once in a while
Because it's a video. They film scenes for it around campus. The production levels for the training videos is on par with basic cable tier. The writing is shit though... because it's corporate training.
Step 1 to a happier lifeGo outside and acquire decent friends
just skip to the end of the video and retry the quizz until you succeed
There's no fast forward and there isn't a quiz. I just need to watch the videos and click through a couple slides. Usually I just look at my phone... but this year they had a cute autistic girl.
Do you guys hide your power level at work? I find that being competent just causes problems. Pisses off your seniors when you have to show them what to do, makes your peers standoffish and insecure because they think you make them look bad, and in 90% of cases your boss CAN'T promote you or give you a raise anyway, but they'll happily lean on you for everything anywayPeak midwit problem, I know, but I was too busy doing drugs in college to have a strong career start
>>106924670keep applying and set the right tone at a new company the first time around
>>106924228>Good?Even if you spoke the language you would still move your family out to the US since the pay, job opportunities, and life style is objectively better. Also Singapore, Vietnam, South Korea, Japan.
>>106924151da jackit?
>>106924670The only way to get respected is doing work that is seen and making your work seen.
I'm switching to linux. I hope proton works. >>106924670Whatever happens just be above average. If you are above average you become a top tech in most people's eyes without stepping on other people's toes.
>>106924228work culture is horrible in East Asiayou work from morning till night, then you go out with your colleagues you have 0 personal life
>>106924670>Do you guys hide your power level at work?no. just a few days ago i talked about how jews are over-represented at the top of organizations and institutions because they engage in discrimination against everyone else just like indians and my coworkers agreed
>>106924670I rarely have issues with displaying my competence. Most people I've encountered in my career are just happy to get their question answered.
>>106925073Nowadays Proton is very stable on any distro.
based michael
>>106924670>Do you guys hide your power level at work?I have a hard time believing young tech person is objective when they make statements like these. 9/10 times it is the cliche smarmy fat tech nerds who THINK they know it all. But they sometimes don't understand that if they do it their way , it might set them up for race conditions or some other problem down the line - ie you don't know what you don't know
>>106925211>c*nadian Kill this nigga ON SIGHT
learn a trade
>>106925073Proton works perfectlyThe only games you will be missing out are multiplayer games which install rootkit anticheats(which you shouldn't be installing in the first place)
>>106925229This. These are the first guys to get humbled. After a while, you learn to keep your shit to yourself and the ticket/documentation. Trying to educate everyone, will only make you annoying and shine the spotlight on shit you don't know or fuck up on.
BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>you have to fix entrenched retardation from 15 years ago because bossman wants to update Java as he is afraid of le ebil hackermensTime for vacation.
>>106925700I think java8 is still being updated, though? or is that java 11?in any case, isn't it a matter of looking at the changelog and replacing some operators and functions with some other, maybe?t.not a dev
Do you every just work a long shift and wonder what your deceased mother would think about what you are doing?See, I'm an unlucky sort, my parents are blood related; first cousins. My mom would walk around our trailer park in cheap lingerie from goodwill. She taught me well enough, but she also made getting laid impossible. In high school I asked out my crush and she laughed that the inbred had a crush on her. I got rapped in the locker room by her brother later. My dad died from prostate cancer soon after my sister-cousin was born. I'm 38 years old, never had sex with a woman and working at a start up. My mom would say that she is proud of me but honestly I kinda wanna off myself>mfw I'm fucked from birth
>>106925708He wants to jump from Java 6 to Java 21.Shit's mad old.There are no replacements for libraries.And even if we crafted our own, "the architects" made such shit apis that they are shit to extend AND they leak the implementation, so you can't just replace the implementation behind the api, you have to go play whack a mole on the codebase.Yet another case of Clean Code retards that should have kept it simple.
>>106925769oh, I see. not sure what you mean by "they leak the implementation", but that looks like a lot of unnecessary, retarded workcan you use LLMs at work? maybe that could help speed up things a bit. also, can you re-architect the whole thing? good luck anon.
>>106924670Which power level?
>>106925993>not sure what you mean by "they leak the implementation"You have a library called Apache POI, it does things with Excel.To avoid importing it everywhere, you write a wrapper class ExcelWrapper. The methods it has are newPage, writeOnPage, saveFile, rather than apacheNewWorkbook, apacheWriteBytes, apacheSaveOutputStream.You import ExcelWrapper from other places and you never see the Apache library, it is encapsulated.Well, now you want to do writeOnPage(..., int extraFlags) to extend functionality. And rather than doing int extraFlags, they did writeOnPage(..., ApacheFlags extraFlags), so now you have to know about ApacheFlags and bring POI everywhere and make sure it's a POI version with valid ApacheFlags. You know what's behind the api, it leaked the implementation.>can you use LLMs at work?Yes, they use them.>maybe that could help speed up things a bitI have to clean their slop and it slows me.>can you re-architect the whole thing?No. It's a political thing. muh battle tested proven code reuse (that causes out of memory errors in production).
>>106925211why are you posting this fucking leaf kys you dogfucking faggot
>>106925733you should call up your crush's brother, he might still be into you
>>106925211>canadian posterWTF i love LinkedIn now?
>be data entry>literally just renaming files based on their contents>files are spat out by a machine anyway so it's very Regular how things are Expressed>write a PS script to do bulk renaming for me>turn hours of work into a 3 second script run and one minute of checking its work>boss finds out>he has my network account's "My Documents" wiped and formally reprimands mewhy are managers like this?he even saw me using the alt button to navigate ribbon menus in Office and asked why I "can't just do it like a normal person"
>>106924670You sound like an argumentative faggot with a stick up his ass who has to have things done HIS way, because he read about them on a blog of another impressionable autist or wants to apply perfect CS scenarios to real life or worse.I tend to "hide my power level" via finishing my task quickly and then fucking around, but revealing it once and again to make myself appear competent and indispensable (works - got promoted to mid after a year) without becoming a workhorse that won't get anything extra for his workaholism anyway.
>job that rejected me reposted the same job a month later
>>106926702>interview with company>5 rounds including onsite>not fagman or even f500 btw>repost job the day i finish final round>naturally get rejected>huh too bad>…>same job reposted every 2 weeks for the last 3 monthsIdk wtf they are doing but you should get used to it
>>job that rejected me reposted the same job a month later
>>106926786They're fishing for someone better or cheaper.
>job that reposed me rejected the same job a month later
how to find decent friends?i do not want to be friends with women.
>job
if you are struggling with finding a job you should watch the Self Made Millennial channel on jewtube. annoying and cringe, but will actually help to get some perspective
I just fixed someone’s computer and they paid me for it. Do I get to post ITT now?
>>106927430Are you going to have more work on Monday? If not, >>>>/utwg/
>>106924228vietnam
Asking for input again>live in Spain>make 40k as frontend dev>get a job offer>70k>propietary scripting language "still maturing">"product owner" and "ownership" thrown around multiple times>lots of traning to learn the codebaseThoughts? Pretty much everything but the actual salary seems like a red flag to me.
>>106925153based
>>106927543Stick with the job you have now and wait until you get an offer where you feel you don't have to keep asking this question.
Got laid off for "performance" even though my manager rated my performance high and was happy with it 2 weeks ago in the review>inb4 go to utwgThere isn't a thread up right now, and I'm still technically employed until the end of the month so you have to deal with my presence in the thread until at least one of those things changesNot worried about finding a job or getting interviews because I have worked at a household name even normies [non-tech men] know, and this job was at a company everyone in tech knows, or at least their flagship productSo I guess the plan is to apply to 30 jobs a day while doing a little neetcode and a little bit of actual learning too (I want to go through karpathy's lectures and the fast.ai course and learn how to build a GPT). But I'm assuming that actually getting an interview will come from reaching out personally and from my network. Either that or out-jeeting the competition with AI fleecing like hidden prompts with white text on white background etc>>106925733Thanks for sharing this anon, it really puts into perspective how everyone has a different journey. I didn't really like any of my coworkers they were all kind of faggots but if you can be 1.5x my age and get raped as a boy with an incest whore mom and still have a good life I'm sure I'll be just fine.
>>106927543Shithead you have read my post before. Make your life fulfilling. Nobody cares how. Joint the special forces or something.
My fucking rtx 3050 and 16gb ram 144hz laptop from 2024 runs cs2 at 90fps with 9 bots My old gtx 1050, 16gb ram 2017 asus rog laptop used to run csgo at 120 even with 9 bots
>>106927543Normal people have family and friends to consult about things like this
>>106928449>normal people>4chanpick one
>>106928449Once you hit 30yr alot of those friends just melt away. Far to many people move around for work and they aint got much choice in that matter. Family is hit and miss i got a small immediate family and non existant extended family.
Should I leave software engineering and do something else if I've realised I don't actually enjoy programming?
>>106928449>family and friendsThese are the 2 worst groups for any sort of advice more serious that choice of a snack or socks color.They may mean well, but almost always ends badly.>>106928901Yeah don't worry fellow boomer. Zoomers will have it even worse when discord stops working, they're left without even the temporary colleagues because they cannot talk offline.
>>1069286194chan
>>106928977Enjoyable work is used as an excuse to pay you starvation wages, so pick your poison.
>>106929088I'm not expecting to enjoy it, but I find it mostly frustrating. Doing something like project management sounds easier than fucking around with code every day.
>>106929113>Doing something like project management sounds easier than fucking around with code every day.Anytime I am forced to talk to clients or whatever else than just writing code, I feel like shit, so maybe yeah, this might be not for you.
>>106929113>EasierNo you are going to be picking up alot of slack from others. It's supposed to be better than mainline management but reality is that you end up doing work than most managers since you just took away their biggest time sink in the workplace. Pivot out of PM to mainline if your trajectory in the workplace is VP with a MBA to back it up.
>>106929088anon, no one in tech enjoys a low paying job, ever. those don't exist, they are slave jobs.
>>106929234>anon, no one in tech enjoys a low paying job, ever.Say that to the gamedevs.
>>106929302Still better paid for programmers than most IT guys. However scaling wise mid level IT guys make almost double what they make. And high level IT makes mid level programmers pay wise.Either way could always be worse you could be a mechanic with 20k$ in tools.
>>106929318Isn't IT shit until you get to the high end jobs?
>>106929372Yes but still better than being any blue collar job. IT jobs atleast in my areas are 50-70k, then mid level 80-120k, then niche/engineering 120-300k. Alot smaller ceiling than programming but grand scheme of things pretty decent pay. Lower end jobs are have alot less responsibilities for the job but require more customer interaction. Inverse of that going up but the equipment is much more expensive so doing anything wrong can get you the can if its a neurotic company.
>Kiss ass shows up to work again
>>106925153its funny the idea that ethnic groups cooperate and have in-group preference is taboo. its just human nature.
>went way too hard on a co worker again because I am taking being a wagie too seriouslyI need a vacation
>>106929302>gamedev>enjoyableI don't think retarded kids being exploited is enjoyable for themselves. I'd guess they enjoy producing games, but the process itself? nah>>106929602good goy
>>106929600not in the professional environment. it's what separates developed nations from corrupt third world shitholes, which we are slowly becoming.
are you a type a or type b person?
>>106924228Japan but I think it's full of Indians now so idk anymore>>106925111if you're foreigner in a department that's mostly foreigners the work culture will be more westernized
>>106929920Type C.
>>106924442Too bad Redmond is gay and boring. Apple's Seattle offices are better by not being a giant campus and also being in Seattle.
>>106929920type d(eez nuts)
>>106929920I'm the type of person that fucks your mom
>>106929088>>106929234i make only 90k a year when i think i should be making ~130k and i actually enjoy it. But seriously, give me a fucking raise already
>>106924349>This one is going out to everybody in the place!thanks for unlocking a hidden memoryhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kMHUpu6LCBk
>>106924469b-b-but how do i know they're based and redpilled and won't try to murder me when i riff with them about trannies and black people? inb4 "don't live near liberals." i live in a purple state.
>>106926786>>106926811This.
>>106927417Give us the tl;dw
>>106927543Take the job just for the fact you're nearly doubling your salary.
what should I put as interests in the cv? gooning and big tits?
>>106924469This is worse advice than the faggots that spam "have sex" across the siteThis is on the level of saying "go get a house" to a homeless person hopelessly addicted to fentanyl
>>106930939stuff related to the job offer, or your actual interests (science, engineering, gayming, whatever, bycicles)
>>106930963niche right wing extremism, gayming, shitposting and guns
>>106926800There are tons of fake job postings and numerous reason why they happen1. Headcount signaling They just want to keep getting budget, so they have the possibility to hire in the future2. Talent pool farmingThey are building talent databases so they can easily hire when they need someone3. PR / investor opticsSome public or growth-stage companies want to look like they’re expanding.4. Contract or funding dependencySometimes hiring is contingent on external approval The role exists only if the deal closes — which might never happen.5. Internal candidate or promotion in progressThe job is technically “open,” but they already have someone in mind, a transfer or internal promotion.6. Bureaucratic inertiaNobody takes ownership of cleaning them up.HR may not even realize half of them are outdated.7. Benchmarking / salary researchSome firms post roles to see what salary expectations or skill profiles applicants have.They’re collecting market intelligence, not actually hiring.8. Hiring freezes mid-processA team plans to hire, starts interviews, then gets hit by a freeze or reorg.The posting remains because removing it would signal trouble publicly.
>>106930980put that in the CV then. some mentally retarded gaymer chud might hire you>>106931022thanks chatgpt
>>106931022the other thing you forgot:9. h1b process involves showing you couldn't find anyone "fit for the role" so you put up ghost ads, don't hire anyone on purpose then claim all the candidates were unqualified. there is no actual check in place to confirm whether that was actually the case or not, so it's just a bit of circus before you're allowed to hire more h1bs>inb4 b-b-but the new fee!irrelevant for the cost savings of owning your own h1b slave as a corporation
>>106931443yeah should have been n1 desu
>read A+ book and take notes>watch hours of A+ video and take notes>still get 60% on practice examsdamn i might be a retard
Should i pursue an education on cs/swe? If you think there are better alternatives, tell me.
>>106931600>failing A+yeah you should look at a different career>>106931719do it. then post on /utwg/ when you can't find a job. codemonkey anguish sustains me
>>106924151Learn to plumb.
>>106932241>Learn to plumb.You mean like... female vocal trance?https://youtu.be/sEbJmmDmLHg
are there any benefits of ending up with a girl from HR dept? I always considered front-end girls to be best wife material but a buddy of mine ended up with a HR so I am contemplating if there are any benefits to that
