everything is better with technology
>>106929144how come you only see these online but never in convenience stores?
>>106929144All that crap is probably more of a pain to wash than just using regular implements.
Imagine treating yourself like a handicap and not see anything wrong with it.
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something about that banana part is very unsettling
>>106929144>Microplastics are yummy and turn you into a teoon in no time>single function devices clutter is god tier>cleaning up 17 devices after preparing one mealIM FUCKING SOLD !
only that egg cracker would seem useful for old people
>>106929144I like the banana one actually iykwim.
>>106929144I'd buy the egg cracker. I can never crack an egg without little shards getting in. Altho it prob needs a certain size egg to work
>>106929350that's the only one I might wantbut you can probably just bore it with a knife
Does any of that not add a pound of microplastics to my blood?
>>106929411to crack a egg perfectly you need one swift decisive movement. look at the webm in slow motion. it cracks in half instantly. if you hesitate or dont use enough force you end up with a half crack or shards.
>>106929350I saw no problem with it
>>106929411>without little shards getting inYou probably crack eggs on an edge instead of flat surface.It's counterintuitive but flat surface just works better overall.
>>106929350Peehole
>>106929144usecase?
>>106929535>flat surface just works betterThis.
>>106929426>>106929535Always cracked it with the edge of the pan. Guess I'll have to try that
>>106929561Big Banana Cock
>>106929144Imagine the microplastics
>>106929350it got SOUNDED
>>106929144I don't need Bluetooth hacking newfags tracking when I am, and when I am not cooking
>>106929535I'll test this, if it works I'll send blessings your way
>>106929176Just put it in the dishwasher?>it's not dishwaNot worth buying then
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>>106930716Even if it's dishwasher safe, a pipe full of chocolate will never get clean.I had one of those cutters with the knives like a mesh that you press down, it never got clean. I just spent a few hours cutting onions one day and since then my cutting is fast and precise enough.
>>106929144I have always said this. Every single issue that people have could be solved woth technology
>>106930985It's nutella, not chocolate and it should clean up fine if you run some hot water through it.
this lil nigga is literally, figuratively and unironically all I need in the kitchen
>>106933120why do you need a knife for your tendies?
>>106929535>crack eggs on a flat surfaceThis probably creates mustard gas or shoot the egg's contents through the whole room, but I will try it once.
>>106929350thats the only cool one cause bananas are cheap and filling them with chocolate (peanut butter would be way better) is pretty cool can make super healthy snack and you can basically put whatever the fuck you want inside it
>>106933120Use the white person version
>>106929411Just say fuck it and eat the shards.
>>106929411I doubt a egg cracker has a higher success rate.They only ever show the shots where it went perfect, not the 6 attempts before.If you really worry about egg shell you can crack it into a cup before pouring it into the pan.I just pick any shell out of the hot pan with my fingers and not worry about it.
>>106933155>white person version>Made in China
>>106929426best way ive found is just crack it on my knuckle over the pan, then 'open the crack' as u sorta tilt it so u create an opening for the pouring to happen away from the initial fracture zoneit works well enough but no methods perfect
>>106933194>Damascus steel>ChinaI see you know nothing about knife tech
>>106929144the banana one is totally worthless and looks like a pain to wash
>>106933207It's not made in Germany or any other white country.It's also not real Damascus/wootz.
>>106929144>>>/ck/
>>106933228Why even put chocolate inside banana?It's not a great combination and even if you really want to mix the two it would look so much better pouring the chocolate over the banana.
>>106933277its good for kids snack, they dont wanna eat healthy stuff usually
>>106933277>>106933304and also its just a specialized mechanism for squirting something into it. they just show chocolate because thats popular. u could put cream cheese in it bud
>>106929144rarted but could be useful for gram gram with arthritis
>>106933304Bananas aren't healthy, way too high in sugar.
>>106929566Probably good for people with disabilities. They should stop using able body people for these ads otherwise you have retards(a.k.a modern /g/) misunderstanding its uses.
>>106929144there is probably a more efficient way to inject microplastics in my balls
>>106933240Germany is not a white country.
>>106933363thats not processed sugar which is bad for you because its just basically sugar and water, a banana has actual nutrients aswell
>>106933240You know nothing about Damascus steel, chud
>>106929144the stirring thing is actually a good idea doe
>>106929144First one makes sense. Some (hell, I'd say many stove top) food cooking need constant attention, so this is usable partially. The onion peeler looks garbage there are better ways to do it. Banana one is too niche.
>>106933558I know people often call pattern welded steel "Damascus" but I also know it's wrong.Real Damascus steel (aka wootz) wasn't made by folding/layering steel, it's a high carbon steel alloy containing (among other things) vanadium which causes crystals to grow in a distinct pattern.Shit like >>106933155 isn't real Damascus, it's fake """Dmascus"""" pattern welded garbage made to look pretty for sissy boys to collect.
>>106929144That onion peeler wastes a perfectly good layer.
>>106929232Pre-AI classic stuff like this will probably be casually dismissed as fake in the future. That pic of the guy was too good.
>>106929535i usually crack it at the edge of the sink. works just fine.
>>106929350If you can't tell that the banana one wouldn't actually work and they did a cut in the ad to avoid exposing the reality of that to you, there is no helping you
>>106933120>real german knife>>106933155>fake chinese shit, but dubswhich way white man?
>chocolate filled bananno wonder there's so many obese fucks. Fruit is already full of sugar you don't need to sugarcoat it even more ffsand then daddy gubmnt sees lardasses increase and forces tariffs on sugar and other retarded laws that don't fix the root problem
>>106929144Those all seem pretty useless
>>106929144A lot of these aren't worth it because of the clean-up involved afterwards. No matter how convenient they are in the moment, if I have to disassemble and scrub these things by hand, it defeats the purpose.
>>106929392This is the only kitchen gadget you need. >put everything in one pot>turn on>wait>delicious food>clean one pot, maybe a bowl if you're fancyAlso possibly a bread maker if you're on a budget and trying to eat well. When I was a single man I'd have my bread maker on a timer so it would have a loaf of hot fresh bread ready for me when I got up to go to work in the morning. Had it down to a fine art where it took me less than 30 seconds to fire all of my ingredients in and turn it on.Then I'd dip hot, fresh buttered bread into my slow cooker full of venison, potatoes, mushrooms.. anything I could find that was in season. Absolute pinnacle of cheap, healthy, easy food.Now I'm hungry and my wife won't let me cook anything :(
>>106929426wtf so hesitation is defeat?
>>106935272but aren't you limited when it comes to cooking things like rice or pasta?sure, you can throw in a bunch of potatoes, but that doesn't work with every carb
>>106934744you are aware most Solingen knives are chinese imports shrapened up a bit and put in a nice box?still at least they don't have the horrible ergonomics of asian style ones
>>106933151Nothing about that is healthy bananas themselves aren't particularly great either.
>>106929144Here's your AI food, bro
>>106929144Inventions for retards and boomers with dementia.
>>106929144What even is that?? Is it chili or something? Looks fucking nasty
>>106936303Its a soup anon...Oh I mean a nothamburger. Forgot this was a burger site.
>eww touching food with my hands is yucky
>>106936319how do you know ground beef isn't in that chum bucket shit
>>106935299You may have 1 (one) saucepan
>>106935272Slop. Wouldn't serve that to a nigger.
>>106929535I use the edge of a fork/spatula.
>>106935279>if he can't crack an egg without eggshells shards mixing in the egg then he won't make a good samurai -Isshin Ashina
